Rants and Stupid shit in Orange County

[AlCapone2006]

I would think the AMPs would be the safest option in this respect. LEO would have to burst through the door and catch you with your cock in the girl's pussy. If they shook down a parlor while you happened to be in there, your story is simple. Sign on the door says massage, I came for a massage.

I would however worry about a sting happening in a hotel. That would be the riskiest option, in my opinion. Next riskiest would be the apartment AMP. As with the hotel, you have no legitimate excuse as to why you are there other than for fucking a prostitute.

Circle the place a few times. Check out a few donut shops if there are a bunch of marked cop cars parked nearby.

[AlCapone2006]

Rare it is, but not as rare during an election year, so it has seemed. I'm not sure it matters any, mid trust or what ever. LE more than one thing to prove, part involves agreement to a sexual act for some sort of consideration, and the act itself. The sex part, they still need to prove it wasn't just two people going at it because they found themselves mutually attractive.

I'd imagine, they would / could take your name and other info and send you letters about the event, asking for you help to solve the crime. That would be enough to make it difficult on many of us.

Problem solved. If you want puss that bad.

[HapaBoy86]

I know its extremely rare, prostitution is basically decriminalized in California, and they pretty much have to catch you mid thrust, but anyone have experience with this? I'm always paranoid about this, or getting too comfortable at a parlor that I frequent and being there while something shady goes down. Its like the very very tippy top of the underworld and I know it can get dark fast. I figure staying out of the more upscale neighborhoods, nobody will complain about these parlors.

50/50.

The AMPs only get raided cause neighboring legit businesses complain about the foot traffic!

Dumbasses leaving cigarette buds, trash, loitering at all hours so business will call popo.

[DarkRoomDaddy]

Rare it is, but not as rare during an election year, so it has seemed. I'm not sure it matters any, mid trust or what ever. LE more than one thing to prove, part involves agreement to a sexual act for some sort of consideration, and the act itself. The sex part, they still need to prove it wasn't just two people going at it because they found themselves mutually attractive.

I'd imagine, they would / could take your name and other info and send you letters about the event, asking for you help to solve the crime. That would be enough to make it difficult on many of us.

The biggest danger might be the shaming. In other states, they post the names and photos of the providers or johns. You can find mugshots of Chinese women online where they were arrested, photographed, and then the pics pubiished in the newspaper.

[DarkRoomDaddy]

I would think the AMPs would be the safest option in this respect. LEO would have to burst through the door and catch you with your cock in the girl's pussy. If they shook down a parlor while you happened to be in there, your story is simple. Sign on the door says massage, I came for a massage.

I would however worry about a sting happening in a hotel. That would be the riskiest option, in my opinion. Next riskiest would be the apartment AMP. As with the hotel, you have no legitimate excuse as to why you are there other than for fucking a prostitute.

Its not against the law to have sex. You were in the middle of a great massage session, and passion took over, you two crazy kids ended up having sex. There was no discussion of an exchange of sex for money. It was just hormones and consenting adults.

[Oc Amper]

I know its extremely rare, prostitution is basically decriminalized in California, and they pretty much have to catch you mid thrust, but anyone have experience with this? I'm always paranoid about this, or getting too comfortable at a parlor that I frequent and being there while something shady goes down. It's like the very very tippy top of the underworld and I know it can get dark fast. I figure staying out of the more upscale neighborhoods, nobody will complain about these parlors.

Rare it is, but not as rare during an election year, so it has seemed. I'm not sure it matters any, mid trust or what ever. LE more than one thing to prove, part involves agreement to a sexual act for some sort of consideration, and the act itself. The sex part, they still need to prove it wasn't just two people going at it because they found themselves mutually attractive.

I'd imagine, they would / could take your name and other info and send you letters about the event, asking for you help to solve the crime. That would be enough to make it difficult on many of us.

[Heartless Jay]

I know its extremely rare, prostitution is basically decriminalized in California, and they pretty much have to catch you mid thrust, but anyone have experience with this? I'm always paranoid about this, or getting too comfortable at a parlor that I frequent and being there while something shady goes down. Its like the very very tippy top of the underworld and I know it can get dark fast. I figure staying out of the more upscale neighborhoods, nobody will complain about these parlors.

I would think the AMPs would be the safest option in this respect. LEO would have to burst through the door and catch you with your cock in the girl's pussy. If they shook down a parlor while you happened to be in there, your story is simple. Sign on the door says massage, I came for a massage.

I would however worry about a sting happening in a hotel. That would be the riskiest option, in my opinion. Next riskiest would be the apartment AMP. As with the hotel, you have no legitimate excuse as to why you are there other than for fucking a prostitute.

[NuruBrowser]

I know its extremely rare, prostitution is basically decriminalized in California, and they pretty much have to catch you mid thrust, but anyone have experience with this? I'm always paranoid about this, or getting too comfortable at a parlor that I frequent and being there while something shady goes down. Its like the very very tippy top of the underworld and I know it can get dark fast. I figure staying out of the more upscale neighborhoods, nobody will complain about these parlors.

I was actually at Haven during one of the license checks. It was a FS session but we hadn't actually got to that part yet. I guess they have a master lights switch or something. The lights came on and the girl jumped up, grabbed her shit and ran out of the room. Never said a word to me. I calmly got dressed and was simply asked to leave by LE. They weren't interested in me.

[DronePilot]

I know its extremely rare, prostitution is basically decriminalized in California, and they pretty much have to catch you mid thrust, but anyone have experience with this? I'm always paranoid about this, or getting too comfortable at a parlor that I frequent and being there while something shady goes down. Its like the very very tippy top of the underworld and I know it can get dark fast. I figure staying out of the more upscale neighborhoods, nobody will complain about these parlors.

[DarkRoomDaddy]

Dude, what the fuck are you talking about?

If you think this is unhinged, check out his thread in the MP thread where he talks about his vomiting blood after 69'ing some lucky lady.

[DarkRoomDaddy]

Asian MILF w 12 year old meets a monger at 440.

Then dates. Then she stalks him because they met only 2 times outside of the AMP.

Then she moves in w her 12 yr old. And washes his clothes and sex. Expects $4 k a month. Then she complains. That she makes over 10 k and she only w you because she fell in love with you. Covid hits. She just opened up her own AMP in Westminster. Place gets shut down because of strict covid draconian laws in so cal. Tells you to pay for her $5 k mortgage and expects you to pay for everything including the property tax that's $11 k a year. Then screams at you for talking and texting your. Girl friends. Girls that are friends. Then. Accused you or sleeping with one of your Lesbo friend. That is married. And then screams daily what a bastard you are. And complains daily to her other AMP friends. How you stole all her $$ Mind you that I'm still with her and takes all the blame. Even they are false and paranoid stories. So ya. What would you do? A. Never fall in line with a girl. B. Never fall in love with a stripper. C. you pay no matter what!! A. Hooker. Stripper. AMP girl. Concubine. At least a hooker. You get to go home an have some peace.

What a lovely romantic story. Perhaps a remake of "Love Story" might be in the offing with this story as the plotline?

[SoCalBrownBear]

Asian MILF w 12 year old meets a monger at 440.

Then dates. Then she stalks him because they met only 2 times outside of the AMP.

Then she moves in w her 12 yr old. And washes his clothes and sex. Expects $4 k a month. Then she complains. That she makes over 10 k and she only w you because she fell in love with you. Covid hits. She just opened up her own AMP in Westminster. Place gets shut down because of strict covid draconian laws in so cal. Tells you to pay for her $5 k mortgage and expects you to pay for everything including the property tax that's $11 k a year. Then screams at you for talking and texting your. Girl friends. Girls that are friends. Then. Accused you or sleeping with one of your Lesbo friend. That is married. And then screams daily what a bastard you are. And complains daily to her other AMP friends. How you stole all her $$ Mind you that I'm still with her and takes all the blame. Even they are false and paranoid stories. So ya. What would you do? A. Never fall in line with a girl. B. Never fall in love with a stripper. C. you pay no matter what!! A. Hooker. Stripper. AMP girl. Concubine. At least a hooker. You get to go home an have some peace.

You nailed the title of this thread. Stupid for sure to go down this road.

[Heartless Jay]

Asian MILF w 12 year old meets a monger at 440.

Then dates. Then she stalks him because they met only 2 times outside of the AMP.

Then she moves in w her 12 yr old. And washes his clothes and sex. Expects $4 k a month. Then she complains. That she makes over 10 k and she only w you because she fell in love with you. Covid hits. She just opened up her own AMP in Westminster. Place gets shut down because of strict covid draconian laws in so cal. Tells you to pay for her $5 k mortgage and expects you to pay for everything including the property tax that's $11 k a year. Then screams at you for talking and texting your. Girl friends. Girls that are friends. Then. Accused you or sleeping with one of your Lesbo friend. That is married. And then screams daily what a bastard you are. And complains daily to her other AMP friends. How you stole all her $$ Mind you that I'm still with her and takes all the blame. Even they are false and paranoid stories. So ya. What would you do? A. Never fall in line with a girl. B. Never fall in love with a stripper. C. you pay no matter what!! A. Hooker. Stripper. AMP girl. Concubine. At least a hooker. You get to go home an have some peace.

Dude, what the fuck are you talking about?

[AlCapone2006]

Asian MILF w 12 year old meets a monger at 440.

Then dates. Then she stalks him because they met only 2 times outside of the AMP.

Then she moves in w her 12 yr old. And washes his clothes and sex. Expects $4 k a month. Then she complains. That she makes over 10 k and she only w you because she fell in love with you. Covid hits. She just opened up her own AMP in Westminster. Place gets shut down because of strict covid draconian laws in so cal. Tells you to pay for her $5 k mortgage and expects you to pay for everything including the property tax that's $11 k a year. Then screams at you for talking and texting your. Girl friends. Girls that are friends. Then. Accused you or sleeping with one of your Lesbo friend. That is married. And then screams daily what a bastard you are. And complains daily to her other AMP friends. How you stole all her $$ Mind you that I'm still with her and takes all the blame. Even they are false and paranoid stories. So ya. What would you do? A. Never fall in line with a girl. B. Never fall in love with a stripper. C. you pay no matter what!! A. Hooker. Stripper. AMP girl. Concubine. At least a hooker. You get to go home an have some peace.

[AlCapone2006]

This is for the owners of Hypno (Believe, Shell Station) or anyone in contact with them. Here are a couple of vacancies that might work for a new location for them, better than that place by the 22 that was mostly surrounded by a church.

In Santa Ana north of 17th and a block east of Tustin is the north-sound street Ponderosa. A little up from 17th on the east side there's an L-shaped strip mall. There's a legit MP in there. MMS used to run two non-adacent MP's in there but closed one down I guess due to no need for it. That slot is now vacant, as well as the shop next door. The mall has a bar, tattoo shop, and nail salon among others. Low volume foot traffic.

And then just south of there facing Ponderosa across from Chick fil A is an empty shop. Around 2008 or so when I started following this board there had been an MP in there, well reviewed; I remember a comment that "the girls from Ponderosa" had moved up to a yellow house on Lincoln, which closed down shortly thereafter. Then another MP moved into the Ponderosa placeI never saw it reviewed here so I guess it was legit. Anyhow that slot is vacant now too.

Lift Her Up.

Since you supposedly got so many numbers and know all the mamas and papasans. Go recruit and open one your self. Smarty pants!!