Massage Parlor Reports

[FrankReynolds]

Yup. Someone stole a review I did here a while back word for word and posted it on RM.

Have also seen mine reposted and usually at the most random place.

[Dante420]

Just curious, rubmaps was on Susan, your review was on Monica. Your user name here and the user name on rubmaps have no similarities, just wondering.

You have to remember that people steal reviews from here to post on RM. It is a pretty common occurrence. It would be interesting to know if that is the same user, but if the usernames are wildly different, it is likely someone just trying to build up a new account on RM, or someone who is paid to post reviews, and is using that to seed a new account.

[FarFarAway]

Just curious, rubmaps was on Susan, your review was on Monica. Your user name here and the user name on rubmaps have no similarities, just wondering.

Great catch. Always be suspicious of usernames w / so few posts.

[Oc Amper]

Large spot, its spacious and clean. Rooms are fairly big, comparing other places I've been. Walk in, small lobby with a chair. Paid the house fee thought the small window, I asked if there were any other one's I can see. 2 other ladies were in a room, all friendly waving, and I chose the one that has long legs (Monica). Nice long sexy rockettes leg type. We handled business while walking towards the room. It's so much easier that way, seriously. Both got naked, she came up and hugged me. Laid down and started giving me a head and neck massage. Very nice and stimulating. Then the chests, her tits were in my face as she was working her way down, then she climbed crawled from the top, 69 position. I got a GREAT view of her ass and puss. DATY as soon as she got in position, All up in her hole. HJ BBBJ while she was making noises. It was hot!

Rubber on, RCG, not much of a rider. Mish, hard fkin, she can take a pounding. Having legs like that give you more control in Mish, it was perfect, I didn't have to adjust I just Mish, pounded her straight until I was done. Good fk, and really freaky intimate.

Just curious, rubmaps was on Susan, your review was on Monica. Your user name here and the user name on rubmaps have no similarities, just wondering.

[DarkRoomDaddy]

There is a really cool VN coffeeshop, 3 doors to the right of 5 Stars by the Bowling alley. Some really cute Vietnamese girls there, if you don't mind civilians.

[BraveNuPengwin]

What's the secret handshake? Tried walking in and said by appointment only. Called and texted the phone number on the card. No response. Having been in the mongering domain for many years, this one has me perplexed. And how has she kept herself off RM? It's almost like people fear talking about it, WTF.

I don't usually waste time with places like this, there's too many options, imo if it sounds to good to be true =it ain't.

[NoClue02]

Saw 3 new ones (to me) at bamboo recently. First time was with lucky, where I think she's cute, younger than the rest and skinny. Massage was 5/10 with no tease during massage til the end. At the end before flip, she did this weird massage / tease only at the butt hole. On the flip, standard handshake, allowed feeding on her titties with shirt lift up. On the way out, I swear I saw a younger and much cuter version of mms Mindy. I asked Mindy vaguely about a girl who I think is in the first room, she said Katie. 2nd visit of lucky, or so I think, she's either got fatter or Mindy gave me diff person LOL. Although the butt hole massage the same, I can't tell if that's her or not. This time she acted just like anna, where she lay down next to you and kissing and licking your ears. Was able to fia her a bit before burst, got my arm inside her pant from the back. Didn't have tome to get those pant down, maybe 3rd visit? LOL.

2nd visit, I asked about Katie and mindybsaid Katie or karly, which throw me off. She said Karly is cute and young, so I gave it a try. Karly is not young but not old, decent looking, better than anna or jessica imo. Big tits and allowed full exposure of them. Massage was same as lucky, pretty lame but she's nice and all.

3rd was cici, which as people described here, skinny and decent size tits. Again, lame massage as the other two. On the flip, standard HJ but she did lift up her shirt and pull them titties out on her own.

Out of 3, only karly was counting the tip I gave her, and didn't seem happy. I gave more than standard already. The other 2 just take the tip, smile, hug and say good bye. Massage was lame on all 3, but was nice to be able to get them tits pull out and play with unlike other that I can only roam utc.

[Bastard Chorum]

What's the secret handshake? Tried walking in and said by appointment only. Called and texted the phone number on the card. No response. Having been in the mongering domain for many years, this one has me perplexed. And how has she kept herself off RM? It's almost like people fear talking about it, WTF.

Your best bet is to go through IG. Not sure why you are interested in this place since you stated you don't want to pay a premium previously. This is place charges the most I've seen so far for standard HE.

[CconstantRepea]

Had Miki. In terms of looks, your assessment is pretty spot on. Nice change from the petite phenotype that nature is known for. Very good English which def enhanced the experience for me IMO. I wonder if she reads this because there was only sensual moaning and no stock porn one liners. Or maybe, for real, she love your dick honey. I must have had better luck or maybe I underrate my looks, because she initiated LFK then further escalated to DFK.

Her initial BBBJ + 69 was really good and slow with a lot of teasing, nearly came but still wanted to fill out the rest of the time. Other then that, hit CG, Reverse CG, standing mish, mish, DATY / O, K9. Almost finished in K9 especially in room 6 with the mirror. So much ass to grab and slap around. I asked if I can CIM which she allowed. No upsell for me, but YMMV of course. She pulled the cover off and started back up with the BBBJ, but it somehow got worse from earlier? More toothy and was really jack hammering me as if in a rush to get me off, which I understand but what she was doing earlier was more effective. In hindsight, she knows English so I should have communicated with her to slow it down. Next time! I felt bad for how hard she was working to get it out. Work smarter not harder, just do what you were doing earlier and I would have popped faster. She kept her mouth on me the entire time I was cumming, and when she got up to spit it out I was still cumming. Was still hard after, and I feel like she probably would have been up for a 2nd pop, but I was already going over the time limit. Said I was very strong. Yeah yeah. Fun girl, would go with her again. Was really digging her fun attitude and thicc bod.

Saw Gina on the way out. From the back didn't seem like anything to write home about, but saw her from front wearing this lacy outfit with what looked like c-d's busting out. Might give her a try next time. Same price as quoted below.

Stopped by Green Sign yesterday to see what the new roster is like. Pulled Miki as I was waiting behind the screen divider.

Average looks, a bit cute when she smiles, squarish face. 5'4", natural full B's, a large ass, natural Bush that's maintained well but a bit on the coarser side. Miki's lightly tanned with no tattoos. Waist up she falls into the chasm between average and slim. Waist down she's thicc with a very healthy helping of ass with thighs that are plump and juicy. Keep in mind I don't mind a bit of meat on the girls I see so your take on her may not be as positive as mine.

Very good English, says she's been living in the States for a while now. DFK was nowhere to be seen, only got LFK and only when I initiated so not the best in that department. BBBJ was good and slow until it got toothy. Really killed it when that happened. Girls need to learn to differentiate between applying pressure with the soft tissue of their mouth and tongue versus using teeth to do so. Suited up and went straight for K9 as she had the physique that would lend a great view. I was not disappointed, plenty of places to admire, grab, squeeze, and hold.

[LilBuddyGillig]

What's the secret handshake? Tried walking in and said by appointment only. Called and texted the phone number on the card. No response. Having been in the mongering domain for many years, this one has me perplexed. And how has she kept herself off RM? It's almost like people fear talking about it, WTF.

[SaltyDog]

Wow, K-POP! Could you be so kind to share the service menu and damage? I don't want to get arrested for unwanted touching, LOL. Save a fellow monger from a trip to police station. Gracias.

You'll really like it there.

[Slammer6008]

I thought Sasha flew the MHF coop a while ago. Maybe she is like the swallows of San Capistrano and returns every six months?

Regarding horney PPS's. Yeah that's probably the norm. The girls are already servicing dudes they don't like.

She's close by.

[DarkRoomDaddy]

I as a practice do not DFK any provider. How would you know if your provider did not just swallow the previous client's load or tongue his his butthole prior to sticking her tongue down your throat.

Gives credence to an old saying when you find out your buddy just kissed your GF and you ask him "How does my dick taste"?

Good point. We tend to think these girls sit around all week waiting for us to grace them with our presence. When we are just interchangeable widgets on a long assembly line, hour after hour. Thanks for the splash of cold water bro.

[DarkRoomDaddy]

I heard she bailed MHF along with one or two others, including Sasha. Apparently ponytailed Michael haas been demanding that the girls let him wet his beak. I wonder if he and True Health Jason are buddies! Both are married but they can't keep their hands and wicks off the merchandise.

I thought Sasha flew the MHF coop a while ago. Maybe she is like the swallows of San Capistrano and returns every six months?

Regarding horney PPS's. Yeah that's probably the norm. The girls are already servicing dudes they don't like.

[Falcon123]

Wow, K-POP! Could you be so kind to share the service menu and damage? I don't want to get arrested for unwanted touching, LOL. Save a fellow monger from a trip to police station. Gracias.

The menu is wider than a KBBQ, be sure to tip your server for a job well done.