Massage Parlor Reports

**SexAddict96** · 12-20-23 18:06

Was that BBBJCIM? When I saw her, she was pretty adamant against BBBJ.

Originally Posted by LoonyBinPatrol [View Original Post]

I was speaking to Grace on the phone and she encouraged me to try the other girls, but I said No. Showed up minutes later and Grace got in a room. She hugged me and smiled. To me, she looks young and cute! She collected house fee for 60 mins. In TS, she cleaned my butt cheek and hole thoroughly. In massage room, I enjoyed what she was doing. She knew where the muscles and tendons attached. And I was pleasantly surprised that she improved a lot on PM. She did very light teasing, not deep, while I was face down but it was remarkable. After the flip and some
light massage, she continued PM with my legs up. Also she gestured her hand pumping action and I said of course. She took off her clothes so I caressed her tight body and also sucked her full B natural tits. I busted in her mouth and she cleaned me up. She gave me a head massage and light body massage till the time's up.

**LoonyBinPatrol** · 12-20-23 17:14

I was speaking to Grace on the phone and she encouraged me to try the other girls, but I said No. Showed up minutes later and Grace got in a room. She hugged me and smiled. To me, she looks young and cute! She collected house fee for 60 mins. In TS, she cleaned my butt cheek and hole thoroughly. In massage room, I enjoyed what she was doing. She knew where the muscles and tendons attached. And I was pleasantly surprised that she improved a lot on PM. She did very light teasing, not deep, while I was face down but it was remarkable. After the flip and some light massage, she continued PM with my legs up. Also she gestured her hand pumping action and I said of course. She took off her clothes so I caressed her tight body and also sucked her full B natural tits. I busted in her mouth and she cleaned me up. She gave me a head massage and light body massage till the time's up.

**HighTemp** · 12-20-23 17:02

Last time I was there, I got to see 3 or 4 providers in the waiting room. They are all oily faced middle aged women. I am asian, I know exactly how old are they. Nicole the mamasan is at least 50, and rest no one is younger than 35. They may have couple who were working in room that I didn't get see. But just from that glimpse, it's big disappointment. I said to myself, maybe at least I can get a good massage, and so I ask for someone who can do hard massage. They send in a girl with glass, who is at least 180 lb and 5 ft8 gorilla. Well, she is the young indeed, but no appeal at all, plus her finger is so sweaty and there is no enjoyment when touch your skin. Well, to each of his own, but mongers be warned.

**Ram68** · 12-20-23 15:08

Never knew about a site like this existed. Boy, there are tons of reviews and recommendations, without a subscription. I've been using Rubmaps all these years. But, my preference, has always been to find one provider and stick with her as best as I can. That might also be the reason why I never searched for more options online. By far my best experience has been with a sweet lady whom I saw for years. She went by the name Cindy. Never really considered her as a provider. She was at C & C Wellness in Herndon and then at Eden Spa in Alexandria. Over the course of time, we shared our real names and contact information as well and I went where she went.

Always had a wonderful time with her. To the point I wanted, so badly, to go out with her. Each time I asked, she would politely decline. Last year was the last time I saw her. She was kind of stand offish and declined service. I must have done something bad and at that point but to this day don't know what it is. I said my goodbye and haven't been to an AMP since. Maybe, me pushing to meet outside of "work" for her could have been too much or I totally misjudged her friendliness.

But, since I found this site and some of the seniors and regulars say to newcomers to make recommendations first, I wanted to start of with my own and I hope this is helpful. I am not looking for recommendations, like I said earlier, after Cindy I lost interest in trying other providers. She may still be there at Eden's.

Another Recommendation. K-Wellness in Arlington is run by a provider who was friends with me when she used to own K&J Wellness and prior to that, working at Sky Therapy in Herndon. She runs the place very well and is always neat and clean. One of her best friends went by Coco and Nana was my go-to gal, prior to Cindy.

Will try to get back on the saddle soon, but will act with caution.

**Tom McAn** · 12-20-23 13:25

Originally Posted by YouChooch [View Original Post]

Stopped by Best this morning, after paying house fee in walks Mia (Latina) who is taller than I like. After she introduced herself the next words out of her mouth is "we have new pricing rules here, 250 FS any way you want it, 200 f*k only no kissing or touching, 150 BJ which one do you want". I politely said " I want my money back". Mamasan (old old lady) came in and asked if price was too high. I told her I don't discuss pricing and the mood is gone. She calls in a taller Korean girl and told me she doesn't discuss pricing. Again, I said I want my deposit back so I can leave. She continues to try and convince me to stay but I stood my ground and she finally returned the deposit. I felt like I was at a dealership trying to leave the showroom and they won't let you go without making a deal. I think I'm done with this place, it has turned into a full blown brothel and the thrill of the hunt is gone. Stay safe out there!

Good for you for standing your ground. $250 is way too much for FS, especially on top of the house fee. The same with $150 for a BJ. After all, one can still get BJ + FS at an ACS outfit for $130. The GPS around here has gotten ridiculous and needs to stop.

**WalkerC** · 12-20-23 13:23

I went and saw Tara a week or so ago. As always her massage is top notch. However her apartment is a mess and doesn't smell all that great. The shower temp is either cold or really hot, no in between. Bathroom not all that clean either.

There had been a few reports that she's lost a lot of weight. The pics on her ad and the ones she will send you make it look like that too. While the pics are her, they are either photo shopped or those glamour pics. She's lost some, but not a lot, and no where near the amount she wants you to believe. I was rather disappointed.

It will be a while before I return.

**WalkerC** · 12-20-23 13:10

Originally Posted by DC002 [View Original Post]

For those of you that Know FHOH you don't need this intro. For those that don't, search this Forum history for FHOH.

Well I had a wonderful shocker I had today. After calling another place and got no answer, I decided since I was around Tysons, to call Sandra at FHOH and say hello since it had been about a year since we connected. I called and was informed that she was out of the country. It was about 1:30 pm and I asked if anyone was available for a massage around 2 pm? The receptionist gave me the names of 5 gals I did not recognize. I said I did not know any and it was hard to choose. She said come on over and you can meet them all! My eyes popped open wide. . and I drove over quickly.

Arriving, the cute receptionist, who was not one of the 5, went back and had all of them come out to say hello. I thought I was in a candy store. All were shapely Latin gals in nice medical uniforms. All looked great to my tastes, except one. In a little bit of a daze, I picked the first one, Cecilia who happened to be from Bolivia. She was tall, very shapely and well built, all over, and had a beautiful face and smile.

I paid my 120 fee for the hour massage and was shown to the room by the receptionist. When Cecillia came in, all formally dressed I had concerns but pulled her in for a hello hug that became a nice warm mutual extended embrace. She smelled like an angel and truly proved to be a very hot warm delectable piece of tasty fruit. Truly a dream come true. Beauty and wonderful. And a nice person. Her English was poor but I found some (piquito) Spanish came out of me and we had no real problems. I do think Bolivian women are the prettiest Latins. She started a nice massage but after about 10 minutes, I sat up thinking this is ridiculous and a waste of time and I gave her a warm hug which was returned with kisses and a warm passionate embraces. The rest I will leave up to your imagination, as we all like different things, and I was taught that a gentleman never tells details about someone he really likes.

I have seen Cecilia sever times. She is a treat. Do you happen to remember the other 4? Just curious if they have any new girls since I was there last. I don't think I ever remember 5 girls all working at the same time.

**TheBigBoy11** · 12-20-23 13:10

Originally Posted by OldManInVa [View Original Post]

When the only place you review is Blue and you post 5 in 3 weeks.

Also last 5 ish reviews on Rubmaps are also fake.

Someone else needs to vouch for Blue.

**PuntaJaco43** · 12-20-23 13:08

So last year I piggy backed off PA's comments about remembering some of our lovely this Holiday season. I added a comment that we should be a little more generous with these gals since they have such a hard life. Well! That comment set up an uproar of disagreement from some of our beloved members to the point that one had his comments deleted by our beloved Admin2. The good news is that I am not going near that comment this year.

Now I have had a very good mongering year; I love the hobby and all that it has to offer; I have met new acquaintances that I occasionally PM with on this board and more importantly I have made some very interesting new lady friends. I have learned a lot about some of these gals: Some make an obscene amount of money but most just get by. Three out my four regular gals have children abroad and they are the only means of support. One gal told me the other day that all she does is work to send money back to China. I told her that she is young and to hang in there. (I know you guys don't want to hear this, but I have become a softy in my old age). Anyhow I visited my ATF and another regular the other day and presented them both with an envelope with a little extra to show them my appreciation. I enjoyed doing so.

Happy Holidays to all of you out there that are part of our little Fiefdom and a Happy New Years to all.

Regards.

PJ.

**JohnnySalami** · 12-20-23 12:09

Anyone tried Lalisa yet? She seems like an escort but sounds like a massage so I posted it here. I was thinking about picking the trigger but I also started to wonder if it might just be Apple rebranded with a new name. The price also looks like it went from 3 to 4 bills. Anyone know?

https://www.foxylists.com/lalisa

**TheRabbit** · 12-20-23 11:57

Originally Posted by YouChooch [View Original Post]

Stopped by Best this morning, after paying house fee in walks Mia (Latina) who is taller than I like. After she introduced herself the next words out of her mouth is "we have new pricing rules here, 250 FS any way you want it, 200 f*k only no kissing or touching, 150 BJ which one do you want". I politely said " I want my money back". Mamasan (old old lady) came in and asked if price was too high. I told her I don't discuss pricing and the mood is gone.!

You left because you didn't want the girls to talk about pricing. I'm not going lie that was really petty, you should have gotten over it.

**KindGent** · 12-20-23 11:56

Originally Posted by TomMcAn [View Original Post]

If my memory serves me correctly L1 refers to a HJ, L2 refers to a BJ, and L3 refers to FS.

When it comes to abbreviations, if the USSG does not list the term, suggest you check out urbandictionary.com.

**PuntaJaco43** · 12-20-23 11:34

Originally Posted by DC002 [View Original Post]

Got text today from Lucy Lu. Latin Mia from Miami is gone!

Since she was not up to Best's standards for a nice overall client experience. She said in the words of her favorite x-President: "Your Fired".

Not much else to say!

LOL.

Originally Posted by YouChooch [View Original Post]

Stopped by Best this morning, after paying house fee in walks Mia (Latina) who is taller than I like. After she introduced herself the next words out of her mouth is "we have new pricing rules here, 250 FS any way you want it, 200 f*k only no kissing or touching, 150 BJ which one do you want". I politely said " I want my money back". Mamasan (old old lady) came in and asked if price was too high. I told her I don't discuss pricing and the mood is gone. She calls in a taller Korean girl and told me she doesn't discuss pricing. Again, I said I want my deposit back so I can leave. She continues to try and convince me to stay but I stood my ground and she finally returned the deposit. I felt like I was at a dealership trying to leave the showroom and they won't let you go without making a deal. I think I'm done with this place, it has turned into a full blown brothel and the thrill of the hunt is gone. Stay safe out there!

I thought that both Gents made a good opposing argument in putting this establishment on notice regarding the type of service we as the paying client should be provided. With out being malicious in is explanation, "YouChooch" simply describes an unacceptable situation that he was put in while dealing with the tall Latina with a major GPS attitude; he was right to ask for his money back and move on. It was a "boner killer "of a moment.

Currently, DC002 is highly complementary to Best Therapy. He has written several reviews well embellished with details with regards to the ambiance of this spa; he obviously feels very comfortable with the service and the ladies of this establishment. It may be his go to place just like mine is May Wellness.

But.

Sometimes you just can't be 100% with your service -- although you can fix the problem and this action is what separates the run of the mill Massage Parlor from the ones that strive to offer a memorable experience. This is so in any small business. In the case of Best Therapy Lucy Lu steps and hands Mia her walking papers and maybe a smack upside the head. (I have never met Lucy Lu). Lucy Lu has a big financial stake in what happens, God forbid if she were to get a bad review, (which she did) they all fear this but she fixed the problem. There was a similar situation at May Wellness, Nicole stepped up and fired the gal just because she kept inquiring about a tip.

I am in favor of frequenting Spas that have a good Manager / Mamasan, young or old, they are a positive force in the wellbeing of the establishment. Anyhow I have been wanting to visit Best Therapy based on DC002 reviews, but I just haven't found the time since I have been dividing my time between May Wellness, Easter and Sunny Spa, but I intend to in the coming new year.

Regards.

PJ.

**SexyD** · 12-20-23 05:56

Anyone paying $200 to $250 on top of the house fee for FS is an idiot. Raising the price for FS also pulls up the price for BJ and HJ. This ends up impacting everyone.

Originally Posted by CanaPunter [View Original Post]

For $250 you can catch a flight to Tijuana where you will have a choice from a hundred or two Latinas.

**DC002** · 12-19-23 19:22

Originally Posted by YouChooch [View Original Post]

Stopped by Best this morning, after paying house fee in walks Mia (Latina) who is taller than I like. After she introduced herself the next words out of her mouth is "we have new pricing rules here, 250 FS any way you want it, 200 f*k only no kissing or touching, 150 BJ which one do you want". I politely said " I want my money back". Mamasan (old old lady) came in and asked if price was too high. I told her I don't discuss pricing and the mood is gone. She calls in a taller Korean girl and told me she doesn't discuss pricing. Again, I said I want my deposit back so I can leave. She continues to try and convince me to stay but I stood my ground and she finally returned the deposit. I felt like I was at a dealership trying to leave the showroom and they won't let you go without making a deal. I think I'm done with this place, it has turned into a full blown brothel and the thrill of the hunt is gone. Stay safe out there!

Got text today from Lucy Lu. Latin Mia from Miami is gone!

Since she was not up to Best's standards for a nice overall client experience. She said in the words of her favorite x-President: "Your Fired".

Not much else to say!

LOL.