Massage Parlor Reports

[DC002]

Stopped by Best this morning, after paying house fee in walks Mia (Latina) who is taller than I like. After she introduced herself the next words out of her mouth is "we have new pricing rules here, 250 FS any way you want it, 200 f*k only no kissing or touching, 150 BJ which one do you want". I politely said " I want my money back". Mamasan (old old lady) came in and asked if price was too high. I told her I don't discuss pricing and the mood is gone. She calls in a taller Korean girl and told me she doesn't discuss pricing. Again, I said I want my deposit back so I can leave. She continues to try and convince me to stay but I stood my ground and she finally returned the deposit. I felt like I was at a dealership trying to leave the showroom and they won't let you go without making a deal. I think I'm done with this place, it has turned into a full blown brothel and the thrill of the hunt is gone. Stay safe out there!

Got text today from Lucy Lu. Latin Mia from Miami is gone!

Since she was not up to Best's standards for a nice overall client experience. She said in the words of her favorite x-President: "Your Fired".

Not much else to say!

LOL.

[OldManInVa]

I'm starting to thing the Ant works at Blue.

When the only place you review is Blue and you post 5 in 3 weeks.

[LowerBackPain]

Clearly the case. I've been there twice, but found the two thicker females (Be-Be and Ve-Ve) somewhat rude. The last time I got the shorter, thinner Korean Kim but while there 3 - 4 other mongers showed up. All were placed in adjacent rooms and things became instantly rushed. I cut my visit short and left for my Plan B location. Always good to have a backup place in-mind. Play safe.

I'm starting to thing the Ant works at Blue.

[FurryMonger122]

I was led to Chantilly as there was a report of a spinner in the area. Sadly she left in the morning, I checked out some other massage place in the area named yams spa and was greeted by a pretty Asian lady, however she had told me to come back in 30 minutes. When I came back I was greeted by a much older lady and she told me 15 minutes, then I told her I was already waiting for 30 minutes for the other women, then she said she's busy and I would have to come back another day. Just wanted to left y'all know there's a hot chick at yams.

[Quriusmrk]

I'm starting to thing the Ant works at Blue.

I was in the area of Springfield again and had some time to kill after work, so I stopped in Blue Therapy for a 60-minute massage with a Korean Massage therapist named Julie. Sexy describes not only describes how gorgeous Julie is, but how she makes you feel. I encountered the obvious case of charm person I've ever seen. My proof and honest truth is that my massage session experience with Julie was a Perfect 10 Experience. The first step to creating a hot love exceptional massage session experience is to make sure Julie and I were on the same page. Julie distinctly had a good understanding of what I was looking for. We planned out every detail to do each and little thing from start to finish. We had a really great connection from the beginning, You're mine tonight, Julie.

I feel Julie's Magic. Explosive epitome of sexual talent. That was 60 minutes of pure, unadulterated joy. I am SO impressed with Julie's hot erotic massage techniques! Julie's body looks so gorgeous, beautiful and hot! Julie's Extremely sensual massage leads to full Passionate sex. Her performance was unforgettable I won't ever forget. Worthy of every accolade. If you go, ask for Julie. She is one amazing massage therapist with a great attitude and very kind too, and well knowing of her art. $80.00 House, $200 Well-Deserved Tip. Definitely coming back! Be a Gentleman.

[Brainless]

Dreamed of Candy based on this and generally can echo this report.

Additional info:

Price for nuru+shower scrub was per her ad. Didn't discuss anything else until the flip, asked for a tip for BBBJ+CIM, I asked if making it a total $$$ was sufficient and she agreed.

Throughout she was very upfront about what she didn't do, no FS, no FIV. All fine with me since I wasn't looking for that.

Professional level massage and neck / spine cracking. Really helped worked out some tension I've been having. Nuru was decent, shower scrub was just okay as it was in the aging hotel tub shower and already post finish so it was more carrying out the service than "fun" for me. Agree with body description as solid and thick. She's pretty but wouldn't call her hot, it's the most I've ever paid for a session but I think the value for me was more in the massage quality.

Location feels safe. At a hotel but doesn't require you to go through a lobby. She's good with directions in text. Making appointments with her via text has some screener questions for her own safety.

https://nova.bedpage.com/Therapeutic.../23117154.html

Before I leave for Thailand for a month and a half, I opted to go see some providers in the area and took a swing with this one, there's like so many candies in the area over the years that for sure I thought I was going to get yet another asian crap shoot.

This lady was a total peach, built real solid and thick, with one heck of a pair of tits and perfect sized nipples imo, she was absolutely fantastic through and through, great attitude, real safe and clean, conversational if I was.

I opted for nuru + shower which came out lower than her as rate and what I got was amazing service and quality massage with medium to hard pressure, I didn't ask if there was any FS, but I also wasn't there for that, I was looking for more sexual deviancy which she gladly provided, on the flip she starts with a lot of teasing and my God those tits can work wonders, after that I wanted some good face sitting and CIM.

[DC002]

For those of you that Know FHOH you don't need this intro. For those that don't, search this Forum history for FHOH.

Well I had a wonderful shocker I had today. After calling another place and got no answer, I decided since I was around Tysons, to call Sandra at FHOH and say hello since it had been about a year since we connected. I called and was informed that she was out of the country. It was about 1:30 pm and I asked if anyone was available for a massage around 2 pm? The receptionist gave me the names of 5 gals I did not recognize. I said I did not know any and it was hard to choose. She said come on over and you can meet them all! My eyes popped open wide. . and I drove over quickly.

Arriving, the cute receptionist, who was not one of the 5, went back and had all of them come out to say hello. I thought I was in a candy store. All were shapely Latin gals in nice medical uniforms. All looked great to my tastes, except one. In a little bit of a daze, I picked the first one, Cecilia who happened to be from Bolivia. She was tall, very shapely and well built, all over, and had a beautiful face and smile.

I paid my 120 fee for the hour massage and was shown to the room by the receptionist. When Cecillia came in, all formally dressed I had concerns but pulled her in for a hello hug that became a nice warm mutual extended embrace. She smelled like an angel and truly proved to be a very hot warm delectable piece of tasty fruit. Truly a dream come true. Beauty and wonderful. And a nice person. Her English was poor but I found some (piquito) Spanish came out of me and we had no real problems. I do think Bolivian women are the prettiest Latins. She started a nice massage but after about 10 minutes, I sat up thinking this is ridiculous and a waste of time and I gave her a warm hug which was returned with kisses and a warm passionate embraces. The rest I will leave up to your imagination, as we all like different things, and I was taught that a gentleman never tells details about someone he really likes.

I left an hour later very happy and feeling like I looted the candy store. What a nice surprise for Christmas. I was happy and so was she.

I do treat the ladies nice, for those that know me, and she got a Christmas bonus.

Wow, I just can't get over. 5 to choose from!

DC.

Merry Christmas to all!

[CanaPunter]

Stopped by Best this morning, after paying house fee in walks Mia (Latina) who is taller than I like. After she introduced herself the next words out of her mouth is "we have new pricing rules here, 250 FS any way you want it, 200 f*k only no kissing or touching, 150 BJ which one do you want".

For $250 you can catch a flight to Tijuana where you will have a choice from a hundred or two Latinas.

[Tomk2323]

Excellent! Thank you for the feedback. I look forward to seeing her.

Let's say they are a handful.

Regards.

PJ.

[PuntaJaco43]

Thanks for the info. How is her ass?

Let's say they are a handful.

Regards.

PJ.

[Tomk2323]

Thanks for the info. How is her ass?

Last week, my ATF Cherrie left May Wellness and was replaced with another young and adorable gal named Angel. I am sorry to see Cherrie leave but Angel is more than a suitable replacement. IMO she is one of the prettier Chinese gals that I have met, not as attractive as Sunny but remarkably similar and that is saying a lot. If you get a chance to meet her, take a good look at her eyes, they are very tempting. She has a great smile good English and a pleasant personality. When I visit this spa, I like to relax, enjoy the message (Angel has strong forearms) followed by a friendly conversation all just before or after playtime but then playtime is always a YMMV experience at May Wellness.

There is always a lot of variety at this fine spa: The gals rotate out and then they come back, just as you are really beginning to miss them. Today I spent time with my adorable little, Cindy. I have reviewed her in the past but there is so much more to say about this little bundle of energy. Our relationship has progressed, and she livens up with each subsequent visit; a young 32-year-old with a petite tight sensual body and an adorable personality. Unfortunately, she will be moving on to make room for "Smoken" Sunny returning this Thursday. So, if you want to visit with Cindy, Thursday is your last chance until she returns in February.

Nicole (the infamous madame) tells me that Sunny has been visiting family back in China and cannot wait to get back to work. If you have not met this gal, you may want to call and reserve a spot. She is only here for a few weeks then she will rotate back out. Sunny is incredibly young, with a slender hourglass figure topped off with a pretty face and a soothing smile. I cannot wait to see her.

To conclude: A number of things all these gals have in common at May Wellness are great personalities, petite slender figures, young and adorable and an inviting attitude. I think they are open for the holidays.

Gentleman always do better with the ladies.

Regards.

PJ.

[PuntaJaco43]

Last week, my ATF Cherrie left May Wellness and was replaced with another young and adorable gal named Angel. I am sorry to see Cherrie leave but Angel is more than a suitable replacement. IMO she is one of the prettier Chinese gals that I have met, not as attractive as Sunny but remarkably similar and that is saying a lot. If you get a chance to meet her, take a good look at her eyes, they are very tempting. She has a great smile good English and a pleasant personality. When I visit this spa, I like to relax, enjoy the message (Angel has strong forearms) followed by a friendly conversation all just before or after playtime but then playtime is always a YMMV experience at May Wellness.

There is always a lot of variety at this fine spa: The gals rotate out and then they come back, just as you are really beginning to miss them. Today I spent time with my adorable little, Cindy. I have reviewed her in the past but there is so much more to say about this little bundle of energy. Our relationship has progressed, and she livens up with each subsequent visit; a young 32-year-old with a petite tight sensual body and an adorable personality. Unfortunately, she will be moving on to make room for "Smoken" Sunny returning this Thursday. So, if you want to visit with Cindy, Thursday is your last chance until she returns in February.

Nicole (the infamous madame) tells me that Sunny has been visiting family back in China and cannot wait to get back to work. If you have not met this gal, you may want to call and reserve a spot. She is only here for a few weeks then she will rotate back out. Sunny is incredibly young, with a slender hourglass figure topped off with a pretty face and a soothing smile. I cannot wait to see her.

To conclude: A number of things all these gals have in common at May Wellness are great personalities, petite slender figures, young and adorable and an inviting attitude. I think they are open for the holidays.

Gentleman always do better with the ladies.

Regards.

PJ.

[SteveSmithAbq]

Thank you so much for the purchase!

I'm not in my booth right now and Jarvis helping me. As I have to ship my Christmas art orders.

Happy holidays.

Went to Impact massage, Annadale as I was mislead by one member here who claimed to have a good time with Linda.

I was brought to the room by the younger Sophia and she supposed to do a massage.

She slyly whispered to me: Lay, face down. But I didn't lay and waited.

Then the older lady entered with an indication on her face that it's going to be a happy massage. She easily allowed me to remove underpants.

Further on she haven't reacted on my hints to proceed to inner parts. Just continued to pinch my butt.

But close to the end the masseuse put her palm over my butt and said.

Do you want to extend to 1/5 hour?

Of course I said and 30 minutes later left with 140 $ less and blue balls.

Didn't mean to mislead anyone about Impact. I'm puzzled by the experiences of the other posters.

There've been more than 1 not-so-great experience. I always see Lisa. I don't know if the other posters saw a different provider.

I like Impact even better than May Wellness because Lisa focuses on my legs more than the providers at May do.

I didn't get the impression that this place was YMMV, but I guess it is.

[Loader401]

Went to Chantilly today and to Heaven.

Best Therapies had a new group per an earlier report by someone else. They said there were 2 new Latin girls at the Korean Spa. HA.

Had to check it out. One of the Latin had Togo home but Mia was there and was a delightful change. She speaks good English as she grew up in the US. She is originally from Cuba and has a pretty face, a hot body and typical Cuban buns. Great package. Lots of fun and will repeat. I think she goes home soon for the holidays but plans to return early January. She is definitely not your typical Latin gal we find in VA.

Also said hello to my Coco who is back. She is a really hot ticket from Vietnam. For me she has a great attitude and exudes sexuality. One of my all time favorites.

Last but not least, I met Angie. She is a tall Korean from NY that really does not look Korean to me. Seems sweet and knows what men like, I was told.

Well, that's all for now folks.

Treat the ladies nice and they will treat you even nicer. Smile.

DC.

Last time I went there, the services were on point. Do the newer talent provide BBBJ as well and do any of them provide rimming? I know for premium services I paid a little more but it was truly more like GFE than an AMP. Back channel if you prefer. Thank you.

[DC002]

Did Mia give you the quote as the other reviewer mentioned?

No. Regular rates. She obviously needed to be schooled. Someone spoiled her I guess. It was good he walked. Training is key for a new employee and I know owner cares about the total experience for the clients. This is probably good feedback. Of course, maybe Mia did not like the guy??

In any case, an experience at any AMP should be enjoyable, relaxing and leave a good taste in your mouth and wanting to return. Repeat busing is key and obviously something was very off.

I'm guessing they will read these posts!