Massage Parlor Reports

**ShtnNGtn** · 12-14-23 19:37

Did some searches on Skip the Games today:

Japan Oil Massage: Replied to my text for address with location and the typical fake photos of insanely hot chicks and said 4 girls are working today. Went there, Solo Auntie. Not hot. Left.

Korea Massage Spa: Same people except when I got there, there was a for rent sign up for the massage place and the other door had a sign for a hair salon, didn't bother, didn't look promising.

Checked out a no name AMP on M street about 3 blocks down from Safeway off 38th. Also had an ad that said many new girls working, just a granny with a ton of makeup and teeth similar to George Washington's wooden ones.

Lollibee: Parking lot was packed, so I thought no one would be available, granny met me at the door and basically kidnapped me. I said no thanks, but she said "You come, new girl. " Then she yelled for Sasa / Sasha, out walks about a 5'9 Chinese girl in a knee length red dress. At a distance, she was smoking hot, up close, not so much, but still very fuckable. Rolled with it, told her 30 minutes ($40). Got undressed and laid down, she came in and put the towel on long way covering my whole lower half. At that point I thought, well hopefully the massage is good. It actually was, she really puts some effort into it. Some light touching when she moved down to the legs but not enough to tell if it was intentional. On the flip she says, "You want fuck?" I asked how much and she said 150. All in, $190 out the door. Her body was really nice, has a tramp stamp above her V that you'd typically see on the lower back. She oiled herself and did a tit fuck? Kinda, more like a tit cock rub. Bagged me, CBJ almost no pressure, couldn't really feel it. Then she laid down for mish. She maons, gets into it, and says fuck me harder / faster. Good experience. Said she's been here for 2 weeks.

My other two times at Lollibee were an HJ on one occasion and FS on another for $$. Neither of those two looked as good as Sasa / Sasha even though she was older. I'd say mid 40's, but with a 20's body. She actually has abs. Would have liked to try k9 with her height, but most of the time they say I'm too big and only offer mish.

KK from NB was my favorite recently, she's leaving for NY after this week, but comes back in January. Looks better with her clothes on, but enthusiasm makes her more attractive. Just be open with what you want as soon as you go in the room and she gets really playful.

**SeaMonstes5678** · 12-14-23 19:03

Hello Gents.

Back in the PNW and decided to sneak out today. I got news that Lulu was back at Alice. But was greated at the door by a Katie and was taken to the room. Young girl, Nice dress with clearly amazing set of b's or c's. Took me to the room but had me wait. If I had time I would have waited. You can't hide greatness like that. Well of course I did not wait I left and went to Jasmine and met an Auntie. Nice thin frame, set of b's on her but she had a scowl with the resting bitchy face on her scowling face through the gate. I thought she was about to tell me to leave but she changed and just smiled and asked me if I wanted a massage. Because of the smile, I decided to stay. Yup I am shallow, yes I am that easy yes I am. I gave $60 b / c I was not sure if this was going to be an issue with her or if I got a switchero. Clothes off, laying down, she comes back in the room kind of talkative, Massage going well. Massage just like I like. All the right spots and gave me the signal for FS and I give her the rest all in $$. She takes off the white dress. Nice tight little body. She should smile more. So after flip a nice slow massage to junior on goes the cover for CBJ, she gets on top, hard aggressive grinding, mish and k9. She is very aggressive and loved the hard pounding. Then it is all in the bag. Totally took me by total surprise. I was about to walk on her. She said to see her early in the morning they get busy. . I may return BUT. I definelty will go back to Alice to see that Katie. Those tits have got to be touched. Katie has got some Tit tazs.

B / c of the chat GPT shills I decided to revert back to a better review. The GPT shills will mess up a mongers life. Get rid of them.

Stay safe Gents the hunt continues.

**Buck1138** · 12-14-23 17:54

Originally Posted by Padrote425 [View Original Post]

Went to enjoy massage no extras offered saw the pillow was told to flip and got massaged on chest and boom done. Don't visit.

Korea spa on a st 2 great grannies working 300 for half hour for both of them. Couldn't muster up the courage to accept still pretty tempting. Not sure might try to see what their breaking points are.

ABC massage next to Burger King on Auburn way pretty good looking auntie was offered FS once for 300 LOL of course I denied.

Never been offered and denied when asked.

Another natural wellness spa a st south no extras good looking masseuse would try but sure only HJ so ehh.

Went to g&e spa but saw they offer gf seems legit so I didn't try.

Another spa on Auburn way and next to McDonald's seems legit so didn't bother.

So far Auburn is a miss Korean spa is your best bet if you don't mind great grannies.

Got a very good HJ from Qiu in auburn. It looks like a legit place and there was a woman in the main room getting a foot massage from an older gentleman. The masseuse was middle aged 30's and at first I thought no extras would be had but she asked for 60 which I normally pass but she was good looking to me so I said yes. Honestly she gave a great extended HJ and seemed shockingly into it. This one felt very YMMV and that she just really liked me but who ever knows with these ladies.

**Hazey2000** · 12-14-23 16:29

Originally Posted by Woopooh [View Original Post]

This sounds like Boardway. I went there a couple times good massage one with a HJ. Other with nadda. Unit 11 it's right next to Boardway and that Mexican restaurant?

Same building but around the back of the building. Literally has a number 11 on the door. I've been to Broadway and had similar experience as you reported. Different shops and providers.

**Padrote425** · 12-14-23 15:38

Went to enjoy massage no extras offered saw the pillow was told to flip and got massaged on chest and boom done. Don't visit.

Korea spa on a st 2 great grannies working 300 for half hour for both of them. Couldn't muster up the courage to accept still pretty tempting. Not sure might try to see what their breaking points are.

ABC massage next to Burger King on Auburn way pretty good looking auntie was offered FS once for 300 LOL of course I denied.

Never been offered and denied when asked.

Another natural wellness spa a st south no extras good looking masseuse would try but sure only HJ so ehh.

Went to g&e spa but saw they offer gf seems legit so I didn't try.

Another spa on Auburn way and next to McDonald's seems legit so didn't bother.

So far Auburn is a miss Korean spa is your best bet if you don't mind great grannies.

**ACupOfJava** · 12-14-23 02:43

Went to 99, they now have a wall built so you no longer have to wait outside awkwardly.

Coco and Alice works there but not the same shoulder cut hair, slender Coco.

Went to Jasmin Massage to TOFTT since no one knew but the blonde spinner Lucy is not there. It's a different Lucy.

The rooms had no door but curtains instead so that kind of makes me think no FS? Sorry folks, bailed.

Went to Lulu's and Amy doesn't work (The one that grabs your ass as you walk to the hall) Instead it's a new girl with big boobs and mid 30's.

Texted Anna from Goddess, she doesn't work today.

Now I am home since most close at 11 pm.

**AussieFury** · 12-13-23 19:50

Yuyu at Lulu is cute and has massive knockers. I'll visit her very soon. Other girl is Eva. Kinda goth MILF. Both seem friendly.

99 now has a vestibule entry. Nice. Girl inside was cute but I didn’t have time to stay.

**Meorme** · 12-13-23 17:35

Originally Posted by ShtnNGtn [View Original Post]

My experience was just like yours except Mamasan didn't say cleared for FS next time, she just tried to explain to me that FS is illegal, but said HJ and BJ are ok. I'm not a fan of that facetime shit, because she could screenshot me. Definitely not going back over there.

Every one I've been to has CCTV cameras all over the outside and the lobby, if they wanted a picture. Lately a couple I've been to have monitors setup in the room I was in, and the lady doing the massage could watch who came / left. (At least I then knew what all the cameras could see, maybe.).

Mamasan trying to explain HJ is OK? (not saying I don't believe YOU on this.). Oh, bother.

**ShtnNGtn** · 12-13-23 16:24

Originally Posted by AussieFury [View Original Post]

I think I know what happened. ShtnNGtn didn't go to M&M. He went to the side-by-side M Spa / MEI spa. That place is ratchet. I went to the house part once maybe 3 years ago and got a lame massage with HJ, and then with no announcement and while I was still undressed the girl put me on FaceTime with a manager who informed me that I was now cleared for FS on my next visit. Never went back.

So I believe the Facetime story. I just think SNG got the wrong business.

My experience was just like yours except Mamasan didn't say cleared for FS next time, she just tried to explain to me that FS is illegal, but said HJ and BJ are ok. I'm not a fan of that facetime shit, because she could screenshot me. Definitely not going back over there.

**ShtnNGtn** · 12-13-23 16:21

Originally Posted by Meorme [View Original Post]

OK, so, she refused FS, you countered telling her you knew everyone else was getting it.

And, it went downhill from there. Facetime with manager. Not sure how whatever else happened isn't considered an argument. But how did you really think that was doing to go down once she said no?

Not getting FS, while kinda a buzz kill, if it was declined at that tipping point, in the legal situation these places operate needs to be an accepted outcome for customers without carrying on about it. Any manager has to say "NO" if asked unless they want to risk pretty serious charges if the wrong person walks in.

And whoever's showing up asking for boom boom in the doorway, WTF is wrong with them? For fucks sake!

I didn't argue with her about not getting FS, she facetimed the manager after I declined the BJ and HJ and told her I'd be fine with just the massage. I wasn't forcing the FS, she just kept trying to get me to go a BJ at 140 or HJ at 110, and that's not worth it in my opinion. After, I turned those down is when she called the manager. I even gave her a 20 tip because the massage was pretty good. Too much drama with that mamasan for me to want to go back even if I was just looking for a massage, they're really pushy for extras even when you decline. She tried to negotiate the HJ / BJ option three times. By that point I was just ready to leave.

**Meorme** · 12-13-23 11:38

Originally Posted by ShtnNGtn [View Original Post]

Never said it was an argument. He just said boom boom in the doorway when he came in to talk to the girl, possibly a set up because it happened right after the girl told me no sex there and facetimed the manager. I really don't give two shits if you don't believe me, you can feel free to hit MM and hope for FS, but I'm just putting it out there that it's highly likely you will only get an HJ and BJ. I've been to MM twice and neither time FS was an option. I might be low on post, but if you look through mine you'll see they are legit and I'm honest about what actually happened at each place whether good or bad.

OK, so, she refused FS, you countered telling her you knew everyone else was getting it.

And, it went downhill from there. Facetime with manager. Not sure how whatever else happened isn't considered an argument. But how did you really think that was doing to go down once she said no?

Not getting FS, while kinda a buzz kill, if it was declined at that tipping point, in the legal situation these places operate needs to be an accepted outcome for customers without carrying on about it. Any manager has to say "NO" if asked unless they want to risk pretty serious charges if the wrong person walks in.

And whoever's showing up asking for boom boom in the doorway, WTF is wrong with them? For fucks sake!

**AussieFury** · 12-13-23 10:59

Originally Posted by ShtnNGtn [View Original Post]

Never said it was an argument. He just said boom boom in the doorway when he came in to talk to the girl, possibly a set up because it happened right after the girl told me no sex there and facetimed the manager. I really don't give two shits if you don't believe me, you can feel free to hit MM and hope for FS, but I'm just putting it out there that it's highly likely you will only get an HJ and BJ. I've been to MM twice and neither time FS was an option. I might be low on post, but if you look through mine you'll see they are legit and I'm honest about what actually happened at each place whether good or bad.

I think I know what happened. ShtnNGtn didn't go to M&M. He went to the side-by-side M Spa / MEI spa. That place is ratchet. I went to the house part once maybe 3 years ago and got a lame massage with HJ, and then with no announcement and while I was still undressed the girl put me on FaceTime with a manager who informed me that I was now cleared for FS on my next visit. Never went back.

So I believe the Facetime story. I just think SNG got the wrong business.

**AussieFury** · 12-13-23 10:48

Originally Posted by ShtnNGtn [View Original Post]

I also haven't seen any of the AMPs advertise on tryst. I did go in the place he's referencing about 6 months ago but it was just a granny there. I asked if anyone else was working and she said no. Haven't been back since, but it's next door to where I get my hair cut, so I'll drop in again today and see what the talent is like.

Yep. It's an ad for Celestial Spa in Tacoma. Previous granny-run HJ only shop. Still a grannie shoppe but where you can apparently bang the granny.

Ask her to take out her teeth first.

Celestial Spa now added to my blacklist.

**LeftForDawn** · 12-13-23 10:47

Anyone got any intel on where Miko from ocean 3 out in fed way went? She was there last month, checked early this month and was told she was gone but they didn't say if that was to a new shop, a new state, or out of the country LOL.

Does ocean 3 rotate girls with other shops?

Miko gave a very GFE type session. Soft, would use the whole time if not go over. She had shoulder length black hair, pale skin, slim, maybe some Bs and a proportionate backside. Probably late 20's?

Just so I'm also including a review. I saw Mia (I think was her name) there when I was looking for Miko. Mia had more of a MILF look, a little more curvy, natural Cs, curvy bubble booty, blonde streaks, fair skin. She caught me off guard with some really good ball sucking, so still a great experience but I was trying to repeat with Miko.

**ShtnNGtn** · 12-13-23 10:29

Originally Posted by AussieFury [View Original Post]

Run this post through my checklist. Low post count, AI-written fake with a map link embedded that doesn't mention money. Well, it doesn't mention AMOUNTS of money. Of does say Mamasan asked what he tipped? Lololol. Reporting as fake. Please join me.

I also haven't seen any of the AMPs advertise on tryst. I did go in the place he's referencing about 6 months ago but it was just a granny there. I asked if anyone else was working and she said no. Haven't been back since, but it's next door to where I get my hair cut, so I'll drop in again today and see what the talent is like.