Massage Parlor Reports

**BraveNuPengwin** · 12-11-23 12:37

I went over to little Saig to check out Greek service Tina.

Older Viet maybe 40 something, man-made sand bags.

Possible bbl who knows.

Nice tattoos, usually they are pretty ghetto.

Surprisingly they had a massage table in the room.

Pretty good and excellent ass tease.

Dropped 200 mangos on the table and no haggle was necessary.

I figured it was fair for some time in her Bum.

On flip she gave me a rocking BBJ near the end of the sucking I flipped her over to tongue her Hershey Highway.

She did that put the jimmy on with her mouth thing Viet girls do.

I started to do her kitty on the side of the bed a bit and then went for the starfish.

This is where she said, "no too big & too long".

I explained to her that was my reason for seeing her since I had asked mamasan for it.

Tina or Suzy said she would give me my money back but I bargained with how about a little bit and going slow.

This was a total penguin butt killer.

She let me finish in her ass which was better than nothing.

All in all definitely got money worth 30 min massage, BBJ, DATO, kitty and ass finish.

Would not repeat because I rather love 30 below.

**VoodooChile** · 12-10-23 17:24

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**Rmartinez80** · 12-10-23 16:02

The infamous red couch. Always a welcome sight.

**Oc Amper** · 12-10-23 12:45

Originally Posted by FrankReynolds [View Original Post]

Did you just call yourself out for being a fake poster or is the site glitching.

Originally Posted by AsianPussy [View Original Post]

If you have zero posts, no soup for you. Please go to a MP, write a review or 2 and then people will give you info.

Originally Posted by AsianPussy [View Original Post]

Not a joke, my friend is a massage girl in OC and she's texting me that she's horny as hell.

Seriously this isn't a joke. Book an hour and if you're clean and nice to her, you'll get laid.

She a sweet girl, but not everyone's type. I'd call her thick, but not fat. Her BJ is like a pornstar. A+.

DM me for the address.

I can't because I'm out of town.

Think, he is responding to his own post, indicating those that don't have any posts, don't bother PM'ng him, because he will not respond to a no post users.

**FrankReynolds** · 12-10-23 12:41

Originally Posted by AsianPussy [View Original Post]

If you have zero posts, no soup for you. Please go to a MP, write a review or 2 and then people will give you info.

Did you just call yourself out for being a fake poster or is the site glitching.

**DarkRoomDaddy** · 12-10-23 12:17

Originally Posted by Ocrealguy [View Original Post]

It's always so amazing how much YMMV really does apply in the spa business. I visited her just a couple days ago. Massage was really poor. She basically just poured oil (a lot of oil BTW) and smooshed it around. She was wearing a lot of jewelry that made noise the entire time between her earrings and bracelets. On the flip she asked if I wanted 'it' rubbed as well. Of course I do! She did unveil her huge MM tits, but didn't allow any other roaming. Her technique was sub par to say the least. Maybe I caught her on a bad day, but I won't repeat.

Yes, you have hit upon an important issue. These girls are not robots providing exactly the same service for each customer. Young / old, thin / fat, nice / jerk, generous / cheap, clean / smelly, pushy / nice etc. The more that they provide the precise same service (e. G. Lucy at F&C), the more that they are pure professionals with little emotional attachment. The more genuine the response, the more variable it might be.

Plus these shops change as certain girls come and go. Indeed YMMV even with the same customer and same girl depending on her mood, how her day is going, how her bank account is going, how much she wants to keep you as a regular. And on the other side, some guys like to brag and exaggerate to portray themselves as better than other guys.

Thats why a blow-by-blow report is of marginal value. It is useful to know which shops provide HE+ services. However, (as I have said many times), some of you guys focus on a small number of shops while ignoring many, many other shops providing the same services. You can pretty much drive down Westminster Blvd, or over on Tustin in Orange, Convoy street in San Diego, or other areas, and every shop provides HE+ services.

And there is a certain adventure in trying out different shops and different girls. And this is the anecdote to unhealthy urges to become a regular for some girl. If you want a girl friend go hand out at a bar or a shopping center. Instead, have fun and find some surprises.

**DarkRoomDaddy** · 12-10-23 11:49

Originally Posted by AsianPussy [View Original Post]

Not a joke, my friend is a massage girl in OC and she's texting me that she's horny as hell.

Seriously this isn't a joke. Book an hour and if you're clean and nice to her, you'll get laid.

She a sweet girl, but not everyone's type. I'd call her thick, but not fat. Her BJ is like a pornstar. A+.

DM me for the address.

I can't because I'm out of town.

Thanks for the announcement, PPS.

**New8888** · 12-10-23 09:06

Originally Posted by Faceless1 [View Original Post]

She is like that, for all the Elsa fan club enjoyer. Because she knows about the site's feedbacks, and she knows about how popular she is, so she of course tries to extract more money out of you, it is up to you to offer her, because pretty sure she isn't going to ask again since my last encounter, if you want CIM, it cost like 40 more, and she is more "into" it. No, you won't be able to access her kitty, many have tried and failed. Good luck if you want 69.

We did 69 last time. That is before this round. So maybe she change.

**New8888** · 12-10-23 06:57

Originally Posted by Likndikit [View Original Post]

Crown Massage on Bolsa west of Brookhurst. Heard they had a new young lady. Didn't see her. I got a 45 year old Chinese provider that has an extra 20 pounds on her. None of them in the right places. Good massage. Teasing throughout. Flipped. Should have kept my eyes covered. She peeled down to her panties, and I peeled those off for her. No negotiations, except with my dick to get it hard. BBBJ BBFS cip. Bada boom Bada bing. She took the 120 without complaint. It was dark in there but not dark enough. Won't be back. The only other noteworthy moment was when I found out she's the owner's girlfriend.

Went there yesterday. Not bad massage but I got the room with no door so no FS just a handshake.

**New8888** · 12-10-23 06:53

Originally Posted by AsianPussy [View Original Post]

Not a joke, my friend is a massage girl in OC and she's texting me that she's horny as hell.

Seriously this isn't a joke. Book an hour and if you're clean and nice to her, you'll get laid.

She a sweet girl, but not everyone's type. I'd call her thick, but not fat. Her BJ is like a pornstar. A+.

DM me for the address.

I can't because I'm out of town.

I want try it out if you like pm me. Thank you bro.

**AsianPussy** · 12-09-23 19:23

If you have zero posts, no soup for you. Please go to a MP, write a review or 2 and then people will give you info.

Originally Posted by AsianPussy [View Original Post]

Not a joke, my friend is a massage girl in OC and she's texting me that she's horny as hell.

Seriously this isn't a joke. Book an hour and if you're clean and nice to her, you'll get laid.

She a sweet girl, but not everyone's type. I'd call her thick, but not fat. Her BJ is like a pornstar. A+.

DM me for the address.

I can't because I'm out of town.

**AsianPussy** · 12-09-23 18:59

Not a joke, my friend is a massage girl in OC and she's texting me that she's horny as hell.

Seriously this isn't a joke. Book an hour and if you're clean and nice to her, you'll get laid.

She a sweet girl, but not everyone's type. I'd call her thick, but not fat. Her BJ is like a pornstar. A+.

DM me for the address.

I can't because I'm out of town.

**Faceless1** · 12-09-23 15:15

Originally Posted by CconstantRepea [View Original Post]

She finishes me off. She doesn't seem to be pleased with seeing her knuckles enrobed with my cum. She says too much, LOL. She wipes me down and cleans me up. We start dressing. I ask when's her last day I'd like to see her again. She says maybe you try other girl. Yes be mean to me, it kinda turns me on, I like the challenge. She tidies up the room, doesn't even offer me a water or walk me out. I feel bad, maybe its was a frustrating day, maybe I'm not as good as I thought, maybe I'm bigger than I thought, or maybe its cause I wiped my sweat off with her dress, aha. But I understand too, if anything its just good business, leave the customers wanting more. I would like more of her, got to try that DATY / O on the next round. No hard feelings. I'd go with her again, if she would take me back of course. Great BJ, cute hair, smelled good, though she was a bit TOO small for me. Seems like YMMV with this one; may require multiple visits to unlock everything, or I guess more $$ aha. Big ups to sticky, she seems to really like & enjoy you!

She is like that, for all the Elsa fan club enjoyer. Because she knows about the site's feedbacks, and she knows about how popular she is, so she of course tries to extract more money out of you, it is up to you to offer her, because pretty sure she isn't going to ask again since my last encounter, if you want CIM, it cost like 40 more, and she is more "into" it. No, you won't be able to access her kitty, many have tried and failed. Good luck if you want 69.

**CconstantRepea** · 12-09-23 12:56

Finally got to try Elsa. The previous night, I was in a similar situation as sticky where I made the appointment, but by the time I got there, there was no mamasan to be seen, and it seems like the girls were running the place, poorly, as they double booked me. Told me I had to wait 20 min. I was a little inpatient, so I had Amanda instead, but that's for a different review.

Anyway, I've seen Elsa before and read the good reviews, very cute and petite as others have said. I'm escorted to the big room in the back again which I don't love cause there is no mirror. A little disappointed with that. I didn't feel like doing the massage portion, so I sat on the table. She comes in and immediately starts DFK while stroking my cock. I play with her nipples over her dress, roam down to squeeze her ass, and then up her skirt to lift her dress up so I can get a squeeze of her bare ass. She takes my hand and puts it on her pussy. I feel her getting wet already. She then kneels down and slaps my dick on her face saying "I like your dick, very clean. " Before she puts it in her mouth she asks for payment. She comes back, takes her clothes off, and starts giving me a lap dance. I play with her tits. I spit on my fingers and start playing with her clit. I get a finger in, she is definitely wet.

She turns around and starts BBBJ starting with the balls. She slowly starts licking up the shaft and swirls her tongue around my head. She starts bobbing up and down on it, I can hear saliva swirling around as she sucks on me slowly. After it's lubed up a bit, she starts DT. I'm not a big boy, so there's nothing to technically gag on. I feel saliva lubricating my cock as she's going deeper enjoying the feeling of her tapering throat. She says I like your dick again, and she wants to fuck. I want to 69, but unfortunately she declines and says next time:

We start with a little cowgirl. She rides me slow as she is DFK me. Feels romantic. She leans back and starts grinding on me faster. She squirms as she cums. She then squats on me. Its a little ego boost seeing a tiny girl like her take my average piece; I look huge! We switch up, I get on top of her and start slowly so we can continue DFK. I'm liking this romantic energy as I kiss her neck. I get up and start fucking her harder. Again, not a big boi, she's tiny, and I can feel myself hitting her back walls. I spit on my fingers and start playing with her clit. Phew I'm getting tired and I am close to cumming, but I want to keep fucking her. She is fun! I want to eat her pussy, but remembered she said next time. I buy myself some time by getting up to wipe my brow off with whatever garment was on top of the pile. I think I accidentally grabbed her dress, hope she didn't notice:

We get into K9. She's got a cute little butt, and knows how to arch it. I'm fucking her in doggy, but she collapses onto her stomach, so now were into a mounted K9. Not that its bad, but I think another user said she had trouble taking it in that position, but as I reiterated in this post, I'm not a particularly big boi, so it could have been a busy day for her. She turns around to watch. I DFK her while mounted on her slowly pumping. I pull her back up to a traditional K9. Oh shit, I'm having that sensation where I have to pee. It's really distracting. A moment ago I was about to bust, but that pee sensation is overriding the orgasm sensation. On one hand its making me last longer, but she's requesting me to cum & my time is almost up. Were still going at it doggy. How can I make this more depraved? I spit on my fingers and start playing with her ass. Nothing in, just rubbing the outside. I feel her cum. She wants me to cum. I'm ready too, but this pee sensation plus the cover is just not happening. I need the cover off, no CIM unfortunately, HJ will do.

She finishes me off. She doesn't seem to be pleased with seeing her knuckles enrobed with my cum. She says too much, LOL. She wipes me down and cleans me up. We start dressing. I ask when's her last day I'd like to see her again. She says maybe you try other girl. Yes be mean to me, it kinda turns me on, I like the challenge. She tidies up the room, doesn't even offer me a water or walk me out. I feel bad, maybe its was a frustrating day, maybe I'm not as good as I thought, maybe I'm bigger than I thought, or maybe its cause I wiped my sweat off with her dress, aha. But I understand too, if anything its just good business, leave the customers wanting more. I would like more of her, got to try that DATY / O on the next round. No hard feelings. I'd go with her again, if she would take me back of course. Great BJ, cute hair, smelled good, though she was a bit TOO small for me. Seems like YMMV with this one; may require multiple visits to unlock everything, or I guess more $$ aha. Big ups to sticky, she seems to really like & enjoy you!