Strip Club Reports

[Velcrolio]

My pleasure. And I mean that in the sense of mine and only mine, in view of not allowing other dudes into the mix, hah. Good lord though, what a nettle field of typos and questionable priorities. Anyone picking their way through to the end I say congrats, sorry, and whatever you do, don't scratch those itches. Use the calomine lotion and your own road to self actualization. And now I shall tell the story of how Peach first got the cream.

Very artfully expressed. I especially enjoyed your invocation of "Gdel, Escher, Bach"! Well done sir.

[Rocketron1006]

I agree, and if what I'm tapping into my iPhone as a reply could be amplified properly to express how much OTC is better, you'd all be hearing bagpipes instead of the soft fapping of anticipation for a Saturday night of dancer buffet (etc)

Very artfully expressed. I especially enjoyed your invocation of "Gödel, Escher, Bach"! Well done sir.

[DuncanSpur]

Is she worth a VIP. Jhene has been my go to but I might want to change it up. Jhene is 300 for CFS.

[Cire 834]

I'm surprised no on here has shared any intel on Jesse Pony who occasionally dances at Paradise. She's famous but still finds time to dance at this local establishment. Anyone dance with her? I always want to check her out but my schedule never lines up when she dances.

[DuncanSpur]

Is she worth a VIP. Jhene has been my go to but I might want to change it up. Jhene is 300 for CFS.

[Amosby7116]

Any Intel on wolfie at paradise or midnight and glo at rhino?

[Velcrolio]

I prefer OTC.

I agree, and if what I'm tapping into my iPhone as a reply could be amplified properly to express how much OTC is better, you'd all be hearing bagpipes instead of the soft fapping of anticipation for a Saturday night of dancer buffet. Let's see, I'm replying after more than 12 years retired from the game, on the basis of spending $30 k per annum from 2007-2011 almost entirely at the late great Hawaii Theatre, and it's a six week old post. Sounds good, I'll tell the tale, because who in this forum do I need to answer to? My peers were all ZBone fans of a club long gone dark, all of whom considered my PL action plan delusional. The benefit to you lovely lapdance mileage hoarders is that time provrd me right. If you're single, snd you own the deviancy, the right girl in your crib gives you not merely better head but years of hilarity and adventure. Sounds gullible and delusional, yeah I know. The girls are head cases, I know.

Here's my crew of COI dancers.

—Dakota and Jenny (sisters), Peach and Samantha from Hawaii.

—Lollipoppycock from TL.

—M from Jumbos, KittyCat in the Valley and ten or so Skinemax flicks findable on Mr. Skin (also my girlfriend for a minute).

—And most of all the prettiest girl of her era at DVCOI, I'll call her Frida, pseudonymous in consideration of her having attracted one serial rapist stalker and a virtual battalion of vengeful extremists.

Yeah, you were like WTF about Lollypoppycock, now all this big ticket sh*t about a FS / CIM / GFE VIP waif? Yep but at least I can explain Lolly. She just texted me in fact. She's a hilarious, leggy, Manhattan artist chick who danced at TL as a larpy joke, then quit because she hadn't foreseen dudes nutting in her mouth, which she hates.

They were all SWs, doing full boat in and out of club for several years for full price, except Peach, who'd get down when the mood struck. When any of them came to my place casually, it was hands off. No blurring lines, except with Peach, who's the main character in every wild story for the next ten years of my life. Having exhibitionist friends around now and then was perfect for my civilian chick friends, because as you all know being Californians, there are no non-pansexual hot young Californians. My civvie friends loved (I should say mauled) the club girls enough to overlook that being a part in the same mix implicated them as possible SWs by association, but that's not our problem today. Our problem is to appreciate that being way too close to the girls is the perfect distance to the girls, as long as you have parking, helps to be in Hollywood, have a sense of humor, good delivery menus, silly masks and wigs, vodka, never run out of ice, some tolerance for party favors and most of all always act like you're been to the endzone before. Don't grab at every exposed tit. It'll happen eventually, especially if you exclude other guys. That's the drama. Guys always grab the first free tit. They never let the girls start the action. And they may creste conflicts among the girls that I don't, being that I was biding time in the friendzone.

Also I could rely on Peach to cart me in her script. A fee times she and I and another dancer friend of hers from HT or wherever got into 3. 0 per girl OTC BBBJ / CFS / Greek MSOG thresdomes (whew) that lasted 12 hours and yielded 1,500 photos and vids. It wasn't me, it was Peach's nefarious plans. Peach would bring girls to my place for semi pro nude photos, which she knew would get me ruler up, which meant I'd throw out the dough to make it happen, and that was how Peach finagled for herself yet anothrr free meal at her favorite diner, her friends' why's. Lolly was the first unwitting pawn, and we still laugh at the win win of Peach's evil schemes.

Hawaii closed, so I quit the game. Eventually all the girls retired, naturally we kept the connection despite the privados not happening by mutual agreement, and they're still inner circle friends.

Sure I'm bragging, easy to call it that to pat myself on the back for having a sort of all hot chick salon in Los Felizc living oddly large for someone who lived in a 1 bedroom by Jumbos (a key element by the way) partly for breaking rule 1—steer clesr of dancer dumpster fire. Except with one exception the girls are all living just fine. A couple of them had near misses, but now all on track. I have all the photos. The girl I called S from Hawaii and SRCOI just asked me to pull her set so she had some record of her days looking like a telenovela actress. She didn't mind that one of the pics was her mouth wrapped around my D. Not that I sent it, but she asked about it. No dick pics is another rule.

I struggle to explain those years partly because it was so implausible. Yet it happened. I had coke dealers trying to work their way into being a wingman just to hang.

Out with the main crew, who didn't always go fully clothed. Sex was always the main tectonic even after the COI contingent faded from the scene. Oke girl I'd never met was at my place for one of the spontaneous semi parties, and she asked me an odd question. 'What's the rule here? I've heard of your place. Do I take off my top now or is there a signal? How does it work?' Her tone told me she was busting my balls, so I sayid what no what who says that? Whaaat? Then an hour later there she was in my kitchen with her yits out smiling as my best friend F admired them (I'e. Felt her up). Explaining those days invariably sound's like blatant selr indulgence. So I'll grab the least obnoxious conclusion aside from me being seriously over forgiving and caring Jack for typical masculine territorialism and ego preservation, and lay it down to having COI chicks drive halfway across town for regular OTC. If there's a a lesson it's to look for the girls who have evince self awareness, zero self pity, always laugh at your jokes and who take care of business conscientiously. I guess that's why it worked, though to me they were the ones who connected from the first drink when they sat down next to me.

Plenty of failed long term hopefuls, plenty of bad OTC Bolivian double D Pamela from Synn and SRCOI literally moved in, which was scary considering her ex was just out of Chino for manslaughter and she location shared. Chanel the salsa spinner at HT was just out of Lynwood and had some blue stain on her vag from some exam on release. Cory Nix of TL has a twin sister who's equally hot spinner perfection. She called me and not a lawyer when she got caught with a dude in her mouth and jailed in the 2007 raid of Welty's back office tax files. Our OTC at the motel 6 was just cringe.

As for price it was 300. Except Frida who was 500. She was also seeing a major film producer for 1,200 for 20 minutes, so actually that was a bargain. Sugar daddies naturally tied her down eventually, to the tune of 5 k and 10 k per month until she woke up to her larger ambitions and called off both contracts, one of which was only semi contact laps and playing young girlfriend at dinner inde a week. And there you go. I live for the stories. No way I'm being arms length from girls who dance through minefields almost as effortlessly as they got my nut.

How long was that.

Oh shit, it's f*cking 'Gödel Escher Bach' of grand unifying theory of pole babes. Sorry, hope it was a fun read. Get those sticks shifted and those lovely dancer throats bulging tonight, my brothers of the divorce dust, and for me it's back to lurking twice a year.

[KevlarProof]

What happened to her? She is never on the roll call.

She posted on IG she will be back next week.

[CuziletYou72]

Maybe vacation. She was at SRCOi 3 weeks ago. Night Shift in Thursday.

She took a leave of absence. Probably got preggo,

[StrawHat888]

What happened to her? She is never on the roll call.

She took a leave of absence. Probably got preggo,

[Coca Cvs]

So she let me hit it.

600 smelled bad like she was on her.

I ate it too she lived that vampire too.

Any other dancers that are clean at imperial.

Tried dming you but your inbox is full.

[KingMg23]

Idk if anyone remembers her put I use to pound aquaris before the pandemic. She went back but always showed up late.

Does anyone knows where she went? Hispanic female tatted up arm. Loved daty & data.

Also Nova too was another 304 from Synn north hills & did some blade running on fig with Kandy city of industry Synn.

[KingMg23]

Formally known as Amy Synn.

Straight off the blade from Fig.

Does FS $300 when I banged her at Synn.

$400 for outbound. She has a pimp and can't talk on the phone which is wack. She wanted $800 in full to come over to my house in San Juan Capistrano.

[Amosby7116]

So she let me hit it.

600 smelled bad like she was on her.

I ate it too she lived that vampire too.

Any other dancers that are clean at imperial.

I follow her on if she goes to Fig and asks for 140 and she said she is currently on her period.

[SoGood456]

Is Atlanta white or latina? 600? I didn't think the king shelled out that much for a dancer? He inspired me to go down to 200 tops, maybe 300 on rare occasion for the top looker in the club, regardless of their quote, come what may. I still have pretty good success with the lower numbers.

Barbie: While I heard from another Imperial dancer that Barbie did extras (she saw it on a manager's camera feed), she was a massive ROB with me. The most unenthusiastic, mostly air, barely moving "lap dance". In the expensive VIP suite / room. She didn't take anything off, her bottoms or pasties. She acted a bit cold on the floor, I ignored that red flag at my peril. It was Barbie, one of their featured dancers!

I had one other ROB at Imperial, forgot her name. Unlike Barbie, she was all over me on the floor, but then proceeded to ask for $20, per piece of clothing removed, including her socks. I left very early after $40 of this BS. Her red flag was that she was too aggressive on the floor, relative to standard Imperial. So be careful at Imperial, not as dependable as other Kim clubs.

I should have, but I didn't report either one to mgmt, wanted to stay in a positive mindset. But I should have immediately reported it.

As far as KH8, I was there 2017-2019. Crazy but sleazy wonderful. 95% black, customers and dancers, no issues for this white boy, except a very rare hard stare from a customer. Well used pool table, lots of food and drinks (yes alcohol). Very unique, a full, long bar 5 feet from the stage. Dancers smoked strong weed in an adjoining patio area that was to the right of the bar, every time one would come in or out there wa a huge rush of weed air into the club. Despite reports, the parking lot was safe. They had the biggest baddest bouncer / outside guard you could imagine, but he was nice once he knew you, I always did fist bumps with him on the way in. Forgot if the dancers got fully naked on stage in front of the alcohol (I think some did), but the VIPs were another story. It was like 13 or 17 dollars per song, you paid the "DJ" afterwards. They were small booths, not much more than 3 feet wide and 3 feet deep, most with no curtains. You could look 3 feet to the right or left, and you could see splayed legs, or someone's butt, and then some. Dancers would wink at you or another dancer while bent over getting it three feet away. One time I had this dancer on her knees with me, and the dancer to my left finished, the guy paid her, as he had to get his things together before walking out. My dancer said look at this white boy, he got a big D, and the other dancer got down on her knees and joined in for one song. Used condoms were often on the booth floors. They had these UV lights that highlighted fluids, which were, well, splattered everywhere. It was ratchet AF, but just a fun neighborhood club in the hood. Some of the dancers were real stunners too. Too bad this club is gone. An institution, low-end, but unique, kind of like MBOT in San Fran.

What did you think of Atlanta? She looks cute, . . I think Barbie is super hot at Imperial.