Massage Parlor Reports

[Serpico99]

I imagine you're talking about B&M in Tysons Corner. People have different taste. Some love the so-called fine women. Others, such as myself like the average looking, girl next door type. The only thing I would question is the. 8 tip. That was extremely high for a HE, but no fault of yours as you mentioned the AMP is not your cup of tea.

Sadly, while traveling through SC and NC two months ago, I noticed AMP masseuses saying the tip is usually. 6. Meaning fully dressed with I assume limited OTC rubbing. I talked them down to. 4 as the house fees down there average $70 to $80 for one hour. The next day, I did some research and sure enough, people in those states has begun tipping. 6 for some reason. Even though the cost of living in the DMV is much higher than the southern states, try to keep the tips at. 4 if you can. Now, if you made a strong connection and everything went above and beyond your expectations, then of course, I would tip accordingly. Even though inflation is crazy right now, keeping the tips in the $40 range will help us all out in the long run.

I don't think you will find a lot of providers who will give you a good basic HJ for a 40 tip in this area, if you offer 40 they will either end the massage right then and there or start the back and forth negotiation like a used car salesman which kills the mood. Most are now wanting 60.50 is probably what they will grudgingly accept but will do a pump and dump to get rid of you quickly. Gone are the days of 40 tip for a HJ. Just like I remember paying 100 to 120 for FS at an AMP in northern VA years ago and the providers were happy with that. Now the standard is 160, with a few willing to accept 140 but with a sour puss face and will lay there like a dead fish or hurry you up to nut after 5 minutes. If you come across providers accepting 40 tip who provide a good massage to boot, let us know. I too would like tip expectations to be like pre-COVID but I doubt it's going to go back to that.

[BobbiBrown1981]

Why'all Cherry is fairly attractive but she can't take a D, I visited around 2 pm on a week day and we t for the HH. Her massage was basically a neck rub and pushed on my shoulders so I'd give massage 1/10 if you care for that. Looks she's maybe 6/10 nice butt and some thick Bs face is cute probably 40 ish. Wanted. 2 I had. 16 so she was happy to give the full entree for me. CBJ was basic asf and she wanted me to be on top where she complained about me going too long so switched too k9 and started smelling ass so asked her to get on top and she couldn't take but a little bit and kept complaining "too strong I have to quit or I can't work tonight" so we had to finish by hand which I wish I had done to begin with. Much better options in MD or even around Fairfax than driving all the way out to best. Shouldn't have given into the hype.

Ain't going to lie: I kinda like that booty smell.

[TravlinMonger]

My first review, so please forgive me if I'm not following the rules. I've been reading lots of posts about AMPs, but I never understood why guys do this rather than going the escort route. The girls I thought in AMPs (at least here in NOVA), are older, 40-50 based on Rubmap reviews.

I've been more of an escort guy, doing the escort thing for quite some time (if you have questions about the escort side, I would be happy to answer, especially in the VA area).

Anyway, I wanted to try the AMP route and see what the deal is, after reading most posts on here and Reddit forums. I was very curious.

Few days ago, I took the plunge and subscribed to Rubmaps for a month. The site isn't great, but it gets the job done. I looked at local ones near me and found one with no reviews for the last few months. I'm used to TER reviews where the reviews are usually a few hours or days old. I went to B&M Therapy, parked the car, and went in.

I saw Ade (she pronounced it like "eighty" she was the only one there, she's a 45+ year old lady, nothing to look at, an average-looking lady who smiled and invited me in. She asked for how long, and I told her 1 hour. She asked if I wanted to shower, and I told her yes. She took me to the table shower, and I lay down. She was quiet the whole time, scrubbed me down well, and on the flip, she asked if I wanted it washed, and I said yes. She did it thoroughly and then took me back to the massage room.

I don't know how to rate massages since I haven't really had many, but it felt great while I was lying on my back. She rubbed my butt a few times on the inside. She asked me to flip, and she asked me what I wanted, I said HJ. She smiled, and I closed my eyes, letting her do her thing. She isn't very attractive to me, but her H**y S**T, she had some great HJ skills, got me hard, and I busted quickly. I couldn't stop smiling at the end.

I was ready to do the negotiation but that never happed I just gave her $ at the end and she took it and smiled.

I didn't feel like this when I would go and see escorts, and the escorts were HOT 7/10 or higher all models type and very expensive.

I think I might be hooked. I always picked girls based on looks like everyone else and never thought average-looking ladies could make me happy.

Sorry if I wrote too much or didn't do this right.

The massage was 80, and the tip was 80.

In past years, I found an occasional cute escort with good service and fun but most were not cute or pleasant. I preferred a hand for 60 minutes and have found extras along the way. Few years back, found an apt. Massage in Ashburn Va. , That was GREAT. Word to the wise,Chesterfield has a new Commonwealth's attorney. I expect to see many bust in the future.

[BenDiesel30]

Does anyone know if Cherry will still be here this weekend?

Why'all Cherry is fairly attractive but she can't take a D, I visited around 2 pm on a week day and we t for the HH. Her massage was basically a neck rub and pushed on my shoulders so I'd give massage 1/10 if you care for that. Looks she's maybe 6/10 nice butt and some thick Bs face is cute probably 40 ish. Wanted. 2 I had. 16 so she was happy to give the full entree for me. CBJ was basic asf and she wanted me to be on top where she complained about me going too long so switched too k9 and started smelling ass so asked her to get on top and she couldn't take but a little bit and kept complaining "too strong I have to quit or I can't work tonight" so we had to finish by hand which I wish I had done to begin with. Much better options in MD or even around Fairfax than driving all the way out to best. Shouldn't have given into the hype.

[JmSuttr]

Can you share more details? I suspect that one can't discreetly request the milking table, and I don't want to get the dreaded "next time" after getting an OK massage. The website doesn't have an address, and the only provider listed on the site is Idella. There is no reference to Lara Rose. There are also few mentions of this provider other than your one previous post. Any additional information you can provide on the forum or in a private message would be greatly appreciated!

https://adultsearch.com/us/washingto...y-rubs/2130440

https://www.rubrankings.com/united-s...ack-29867.html

It's been a while since I've had the pleasure, but I'd say Lara is worth a visit. She used to divide her time between Arlington and Tysons, and I'd see her when she was in her Tysons incall.

She didn't have a milking table at that time and she was strictly independent. Not sure what her current situation is but some very nice upgrades were available. Things may have changed but I'd recommend bringing some extra cash, just in case. From my time seeing her, I found her to be a smart, straightforward businesswoman who didn't play games and wouldn't tolerate any. She also never flaked on me or rescheduled an appointment.

[ThrobbinWood]

Can you share more details? I suspect that one can't discreetly request the milking table, and I don't want to get the dreaded "next time" after getting an OK massage. The website doesn't have an address, and the only provider listed on the site is Idella. There is no reference to Lara Rose. There are also few mentions of this provider other than your one previous post. Any additional information you can provide on the forum or in a private message would be greatly appreciated!

Try googling the phone number of the spa.

[WalkerC]

Can you share more details? I suspect that one can't discreetly request the milking table, and I don't want to get the dreaded "next time" after getting an OK massage. The website doesn't have an address, and the only provider listed on the site is Idella. There is no reference to Lara Rose. There are also few mentions of this provider other than your one previous post. Any additional information you can provide on the forum or in a private message would be greatly appreciated!

It's the same number as the rubrankings ad for Lara Rose.

[AvgJoe123]

https://blackorchidsmassage.com/contact/

She is an AA woman with a French speaking background. I highly recommend. Great massage as well. Very nice condo. Reviewed here. Search Lara.

Can you share more details? I suspect that one can't discreetly request the milking table, and I don't want to get the dreaded "next time" after getting an OK massage. The website doesn't have an address, and the only provider listed on the site is Idella. There is no reference to Lara Rose. There are also few mentions of this provider other than your one previous post. Any additional information you can provide on the forum or in a private message would be greatly appreciated!

[JackGolfer53]

Is Darin still around? I've been interested in seeing her but I don't see any recent reviews on the oThER site. Anyone know if she's still good to go?

She went back to Thailand for a visit I believe she will be back in December.

[OldBoomer]

https://blackorchidsmassage.com/contact/

She is an AA woman with a French speaking background. I highly recommend. Great massage as well. Very nice condo. Reviewed here. Search Lara.

[Bobby D53]

My first review, so please forgive me if I'm not following the rules. I've been reading lots of posts about AMPs, but I never understood why guys do this rather than going the escort route. The girls I thought in AMPs (at least here in NOVA), are older, 40-50 based on Rubmap reviews.

I've been more of an escort guy, doing the escort thing for quite some time (if you have questions about the escort side, I would be happy to answer, especially in the VA area).

Anyway, I wanted to try the AMP route and see what the deal is, after reading most posts on here and Reddit forums. I was very curious.

Few days ago, I took the plunge and subscribed to Rubmaps for a month. The site isn't great, but it gets the job done. I looked at local ones near me and found one with no reviews for the last few months. I'm used to TER reviews where the reviews are usually a few hours or days old. I went to B&M Therapy, parked the car, and went in.

I saw Ade (she pronounced it like "eighty" she was the only one there, she's a 45+ year old lady, nothing to look at, an average-looking lady who smiled and invited me in. She asked for how long, and I told her 1 hour. She asked if I wanted to shower, and I told her yes. She took me to the table shower, and I lay down. She was quiet the whole time, scrubbed me down well, and on the flip, she asked if I wanted it washed, and I said yes. She did it thoroughly and then took me back to the massage room.

I don't know how to rate massages since I haven't really had many, but it felt great while I was lying on my back. She rubbed my butt a few times on the inside. She asked me to flip, and she asked me what I wanted, I said HJ. She smiled, and I closed my eyes, letting her do her thing. She isn't very attractive to me, but her H**y S**T, she had some great HJ skills, got me hard, and I busted quickly. I couldn't stop smiling at the end.

I was ready to do the negotiation but that never happed I just gave her $ at the end and she took it and smiled.

I didn't feel like this when I would go and see escorts, and the escorts were HOT 7/10 or higher all models type and very expensive.

I think I might be hooked. I always picked girls based on looks like everyone else and never thought average-looking ladies could make me happy.

Sorry if I wrote too much or didn't do this right.

The massage was 80, and the tip was 80.

I imagine you're talking about B&M in Tysons Corner. People have different taste. Some love the so-called fine women. Others, such as myself like the average looking, girl next door type. The only thing I would question is the. 8 tip. That was extremely high for a HE, but no fault of yours as you mentioned the AMP is not your cup of tea.

Sadly, while traveling through SC and NC two months ago, I noticed AMP masseuses saying the tip is usually. 6. Meaning fully dressed with I assume limited OTC rubbing. I talked them down to. 4 as the house fees down there average $70 to $80 for one hour. The next day, I did some research and sure enough, people in those states has begun tipping. 6 for some reason. Even though the cost of living in the DMV is much higher than the southern states, try to keep the tips at. 4 if you can. Now, if you made a strong connection and everything went above and beyond your expectations, then of course, I would tip accordingly. Even though inflation is crazy right now, keeping the tips in the $40 range will help us all out in the long run.

[TheBigBoy11]

Fellas, are there any other good sites for finding solo providers other than bedpage and Craig's?

TER is the way to go lots of reviews.

[TheBigBoy11]

My first review, so please forgive me if I'm not following the rules. I've been reading lots of posts about AMPs, but I never understood why guys do this rather than going the escort route. The girls I thought in AMPs (at least here in NOVA), are older, 40-50 based on Rubmap reviews.

I've been more of an escort guy, doing the escort thing for quite some time (if you have questions about the escort side, I would be happy to answer, especially in the VA area).

Anyway, I wanted to try the AMP route and see what the deal is, after reading most posts on here and Reddit forums. I was very curious.

Few days ago, I took the plunge and subscribed to Rubmaps for a month. The site isn't great, but it gets the job done. I looked at local ones near me and found one with no reviews for the last few months. I'm used to TER reviews where the reviews are usually a few hours or days old. I went to B&M Therapy, parked the car, and went in.

I saw Ade (she pronounced it like "eighty" she was the only one there, she's a 45+ year old lady, nothing to look at, an average-looking lady who smiled and invited me in. She asked for how long, and I told her 1 hour. She asked if I wanted to shower, and I told her yes. She took me to the table shower, and I lay down. She was quiet the whole time, scrubbed me down well, and on the flip, she asked if I wanted it washed, and I said yes. She did it thoroughly and then took me back to the massage room.

I don't know how to rate massages since I haven't really had many, but it felt great while I was lying on my back. She rubbed my butt a few times on the inside. She asked me to flip, and she asked me what I wanted, I said HJ. She smiled, and I closed my eyes, letting her do her thing. She isn't very attractive to me, but her H**y S**T, she had some great HJ skills, got me hard, and I busted quickly. I couldn't stop smiling at the end.

I was ready to do the negotiation but that never happed I just gave her $ at the end and she took it and smiled.

I didn't feel like this when I would go and see escorts, and the escorts were HOT 7/10 or higher all models type and very expensive.

I think I might be hooked. I always picked girls based on looks like everyone else and never thought average-looking ladies could make me happy.

Sorry if I wrote too much or didn't do this right.

The massage was 80, and the tip was 80.

[LoonyBinPatrol]

Milking table service in NOVA?

https://linktr.ee/mochamsdmv

[SeniorFawn]

This is my entire goal everytime I meet somone new. The pinnacle of pleasure for me.

Please update if she give you a pleasant head game or allows you to go DATY. Then I'd try this legit spot. Thanks.