Massage Parlor Reports

**SteveSmithAbq** · 11-16-23 16:06

Just had a great massage at Impact Annandale. Their contact info is on rubmaps.

My therapist's name was Lisa (40's. Not exactly a looker) - the place is very clean. She gave a very strong massage with great technique. Finished with decent PM play and HJ.

Def one of my fave places now.

**TwinkieAcct25** · 11-16-23 15:59

Originally Posted by BlueVrod [View Original Post]

The both times I seen Cherry there's was no talk of money, House fee of course you have to paid ahead, during massage she did asks if I wanted everything and I said yes and it just happens. Both times I handed her 1. 5 for her services and she fine with it. On other hand, the third time I was there, I saw Coco (Cherry had already left) and there was no talk of money and negos until I hand her the money afterwards and she says 200, I smiles and said No, that's too much. She smiles and was fine with it. I would definitely see Cherry again but definitely not Coco.

My newbie got me paying extra, oh well, I still had a great time with Cherry both times.

Thought about going back but if Cherry is gone maybe I'll try to find another place to try.

Any recommendations for Korean FS ones, ideally some younger ladies?

Thanks.

**TwinkieAcct25** · 11-16-23 15:54

Originally Posted by MrEMonger [View Original Post]

Glad you had a good time. Keep in mind, the going rate for 30 minutes is 60 to the house and 140-160 to the provider. When they ask for 200, counter with the going rate. I'm not saying you fuck up the local market when you over pay, but you do set a precedent that impacts others. Agree to the going rate first and if she dramatically exceeds your expectations then tip above as you see fit.

Stay Safe,

Mr E.

Thanks for the advice, this is all new to me so I'll be sure to talk them down next time.

**PuntaJaco43** · 11-16-23 15:30

Originally Posted by LowerBackPain [View Original Post]

For many of us it is not empty balls, but more so allowing us to keep our jobs and stay in school. This AMP service has been essential for me in terms of staying away from (or even dismissing) the attractive women at work and on campus because I knew I could always stop into an AMP and see something more attractive.

I have a similar view on this: When I was somewhat younger, I was always managing an affair or two. It got so stressful that I couldn't function; my entire life with family and kids was out of sync and this went on for years. I wanted the babes but after I finished, I wanted to go back home and relax. They wanted a commitment; they always want a commitment. These last five years since I discovered the lovely Asians I have been at peace. Actually, I really only want or need a girlfriend for an hour, then I'm cooked. With an AMP provider there is no drama, no fear of being caught or stepping out of line. I want and need the romance and the sex, but a session once or twice a week is sufficient. Now, we are paying for this service; some pay more than others, but what does it cost to carry a mistress or a girlfriend? They ain't coming along for free even if they are crazy about you.

I love my Hobby and the friends I have made along the way.

Gentleman always do better with the ladies.

PJ.

**LowerBackPain** · 11-16-23 14:10

For many of us it is not empty balls, but more so allowing us to keep our jobs and stay in school. This AMP service has been essential for me in terms of staying away from (or even dismissing) the attractive women at work and on campus because I knew I could always stop into an AMP and see something more attractive.

Originally Posted by CanaPunter [View Original Post]

I am more confused by "these girls really provide us service so we can do our job". What is that job than can only be done with the empty balls?

**DoYouKnow** · 11-16-23 14:04

Originally Posted by BlueVrod [View Original Post]

I saw a glowing review of a Linda and figured I should take a flight to China Linda. Stop by on an early Wednesday afternoon, knocked and behind the door was a OK looking, middle aged woman in her late 30's (her face shows a bit of mileage) with thin figured frame with a black dress and a lab coat on top, she walks me to the room and introduced me that her name is Linda. We hugs and she doesn't speak very much English so the translate app was used quite a bit and pointing to the price on the chart.

I had to see what was under the lab coat so I pulled it aside to reveal that big C hiding behind that black dress and I was happy. I love breastasess. LOL. No shower so undressed and laid on the table and she commenced the massage. Not CMT level but it felt good. After 20 minutes, asked to flip and asked what I wanted. I said everything and she required me to produced the greens up front and she wouldn't have it any other way. So I pulled out 1. 2 bones and handed to her and she counted and started to undressed. I laid back down and she came over and started licking my nipples and DFK then make her way back down to junior for BBBJ while standing, I pulled her ass up on the table and commenced DATY which tasted pretty good shaven, Hmm love it shaven! We both enjoyed each other in this position for about 5-7 minutes and she strap the raincoat on for CG, DFK and I love fondling MM C's as she rides me harder and harder until she let one out, I had her bend over for K9 for a few minutes and turned over for MIS with more DFK and I blasted all my ammo into that raincoat. Clean up and get dressed and head out. Felt so good I had to come early Saturday for another rendevouz, same as last time she opens the door and walked me to the room and hugs and kisses and the whole nine yards again. When I woke up Sunday I had strep throat and I felt like crap, trying to make it through the day and by afternoon I came down with a flu and was bed ridden for 2 days and today I am still not 100% recovered. All that fun and DFK took a tolled on me, be careful folks.

Very WISE WORDS TO THE YOUNG AND OLD-BE CAREFUL with the DFK. You will catch something you can get rid of but more importantly, taking it home your family. She is tempting as hell not to want to for sure. But the testimonial speaks for itself.

**BlueVrod** · 11-16-23 13:49

Originally Posted by KidFarian [View Original Post]

Fellas, are there any other good sites for finding solo providers other than bedpage and Craig's?

Eros.

Rubrankings.

Tryst.

**JmSuttr** · 11-16-23 13:00

Originally Posted by KidFarian [View Original Post]

Fellas, are there any other good sites for finding solo providers other than bedpage and Craig's?

Bodyrub specific sites:

https://www.rubrankings.com/united-s...ia/washington/

https://sumosear.ch/images/tags/wash...sage-body-rubs

https://adultsearch.com/us/washingto...-dc/body-rubs/

https://hot.com/us/dc/washington/body-rubs/gallery/

Other sites with FBSM search options:

https://tryst.link/

https://skipthegames.com/posts/northern-virginia/

https://callescort.org/

https://escortalligator.com.listcraw...thernvirginia/

The last four are general or escort-specific sites with options to search by location, services (using keywords like massage, bodyrub, FBSM), and even price range (Tryst). Tryst has the best search function, with an FBSM-specific filter, and I've never had a problem with fake ads or scammers on that site. Listcrawler has the highest number of fakes and scams, IMO, so it's a "buyer beware" environment. No matter which site you use, it's always highly recommended to do thorough homework before booking an appt.

Happy hunting, stay safe, and good luck!

**KidFarian** · 11-16-23 11:58

Fellas, are there any other good sites for finding solo providers other than bedpage and Craig's?

**BlueVrod** · 11-16-23 10:42

I saw a glowing review of a Linda and figured I should take a flight to China Linda. Stop by on an early Wednesday afternoon, knocked and behind the door was a OK looking, middle aged woman in her late 30's (her face shows a bit of mileage) with thin figured frame with a black dress and a lab coat on top, she walks me to the room and introduced me that her name is Linda. We hugs and she doesn't speak very much English so the translate app was used quite a bit and pointing to the price on the chart.

I had to see what was under the lab coat so I pulled it aside to reveal that big C hiding behind that black dress and I was happy. I love breastasess. LOL. No shower so undressed and laid on the table and she commenced the massage. Not CMT level but it felt good. After 20 minutes, asked to flip and asked what I wanted. I said everything and she required me to produced the greens up front and she wouldn't have it any other way. So I pulled out 1. 2 bones and handed to her and she counted and started to undressed. I laid back down and she came over and started licking my nipples and DFK then make her way back down to junior for BBBJ while standing, I pulled her ass up on the table and commenced DATY which tasted pretty good shaven, Hmm love it shaven! We both enjoyed each other in this position for about 5-7 minutes and she strap the raincoat on for CG, DFK and I love fondling MM C's as she rides me harder and harder until she let one out, I had her bend over for K9 for a few minutes and turned over for MIS with more DFK and I blasted all my ammo into that raincoat. Clean up and get dressed and head out. Felt so good I had to come early Saturday for another rendevouz, same as last time she opens the door and walked me to the room and hugs and kisses and the whole nine yards again. When I woke up Sunday I had strep throat and I felt like crap, trying to make it through the day and by afternoon I came down with a flu and was bed ridden for 2 days and today I am still not 100% recovered. All that fun and DFK took a tolled on me, be careful folks.

**BlueVrod** · 11-16-23 09:55

Originally Posted by MrEMonger [View Original Post]

Glad you had a good time. Keep in mind, the going rate for 30 minutes is 60 to the house and 140-160 to the provider. When they ask for 200, counter with the going rate. I'm not saying you fuck up the local market when you over pay, but you do set a precedent that impacts others. Agree to the going rate first and if she dramatically exceeds your expectations then tip above as you see fit.

Stay Safe,

Mr E.

The both times I seen Cherry there's was no talk of money, House fee of course you have to paid ahead, during massage she did asks if I wanted everything and I said yes and it just happens. Both times I handed her 1. 5 for her services and she fine with it. On other hand, the third time I was there, I saw Coco (Cherry had already left) and there was no talk of money and negos until I hand her the money afterwards and she says 200, I smiles and said No, that's too much. She smiles and was fine with it. I would definitely see Cherry again but definitely not Coco.

**MrEMonger** · 11-15-23 19:04

Originally Posted by TwinkieAcct25 [View Original Post]

First post here, I visited Best Therapeutic over the weekend after reading a few of DC002's post about it. Got there and asked for Cherry. I know a few other people have had bad experiences here and it sounds like they didn't get Cherry or Coco. Below is what I posted on rubmap:

First time poster and first time visiting an AMP. I went based off a few review from here and another site. I heard from a reviewer from another site Cherry was visiting and he had great experiences with her. So I decided to give this place a try. I arrived in the afternoon and was let in by mms. She took me a room and ask how long. I told her 1 hour and told her I was here to see Cherry. She told me Cherry would be at least 30 minutes and told her ok. I paid her the house fee and she left.

TLDR: Cherry is a hot viet lady with a pretty face, petite body, natural C breast and nice round ass. Not sure if people care but her English is good too. Cherry provides an ok massage. Her only downside is she seems to end the session after you pop. That being said I had a great time and would recommend her. She is going to leave in a week or so.

Glad you had a good time. Keep in mind, the going rate for 30 minutes is 60 to the house and 140-160 to the provider. When they ask for 200, counter with the going rate. I'm not saying you fuck up the local market when you over pay, but you do set a precedent that impacts others. Agree to the going rate first and if she dramatically exceeds your expectations then tip above as you see fit.

Stay Safe,

Mr E.

**Balistk1970** · 11-15-23 16:06

I was excited to finally get a chance to see Linda at Uneek Nails after all the positive reports on her in this forum.

I made an appointment with her and when I arrived, she was waiting and the room was ready.

I asked for a HH massage, and she did give a great massage for those 30 minutes, she worked my shoulders and back very well with good pressure. I was ready for my NOVA HE and then she said the time was up. She agreed to another 15 minutes and she teased me the entire time with some touching in the general area, but she did not touch my junk at all. She was smiling and I kept asking her to touch, she would not give in. After 45 minutes she left the room and I had to deal with a case of blue balls.

Her fee for a 1 hour massage is. 90, that's more than what a lot of the AMPs around here charge. That's why I went for the HH.

Total damage was. 80. If I want another case of blue balls, I will pay her a visit.

I won't go back, this is the first bad experience I've had with someone I heard about here. Beware of Uneek!

**Amp Bum** · 11-15-23 13:59

Here's a check-in for Oasis in Fairfax across from the Wal-Mart. Tina is a mid 30's Korean that speaks English quite well. This is a legit place despite web search showing it's number advertised on a certain site. I wouldn't recommend even for the massage; I've had better massages at non-legit places.

**DrayMorton123** · 11-15-23 11:04

Originally Posted by DoYouKnow [View Original Post]

Linda wow. Is all I can say. I have been seeing her since she is arrived. She is rare gem so fellow mongers, don't run her away. GFE all the way, I can say from my perspective for sure. They even open up early for me. Very high on the GFE scale. Great body and take directions very well. There is no quality in the massage at all but that DATY and FS is damn. She can take a big one for sure. Seeing that I'm well beyond your average. She is my weekly GO TOO.

Tried calling to setup with Linda and women who picked up said "Linda doesn't work here". Should I maybe just walk in or call another day?