Massage Parlor Reports

**DWaits** · 11-03-23 20:31

https://escortbabylon.net/posts_list/3125857253/1

I don't know if this is or isn't the place RichL went to that ORD referenced but I had some time and wasn't going above 120 so decided to check out the spot. There are two women there. I saw Mimi. She told me the name of the other woman but it wasn't Yu Yu or Ying Ying or anything with a why. I can't remember. Anyway I rang the bell. She looked out the curtain and opened up. She was wearing a GILF sweat suit of some kind. Small and skinny. Face ok. I figured why not. I like GILFs and she was skinny, which I like. Maybe 5'5. Went into the room and handed over 120. Her English is non-existent except, money, ok / ok, and you handsome at the end. She told me 140. I went to take the money back and said I'd come back later, which I wouldn't. She said ok / ok. I said boom boom only and got undressed while she took the money wherever. She came back in. We took off her clothes and that's when I was surprised by some nice full Cs. Nipples good size but not giant. Areaolas normal size. But the full Cs were a suprise. Ass very small, which I love. Def a GILF body, though. Skinny because she's old. Probably mid60's.

I sucked her tits, she stroked my cock. I moved my finger down, inserted a little and she pulled back, lubed up, put some lube on my finger but only wanted FOV. Moved her to the table to suck her tits some more, flipped her over to rub that small ass. She tried to put the condom on. Per the other posts, another woman who doesn't understand the limp dick. I had her stroke some more, put the condom on, and climbed up on the table to do K9. Rubbed my thumb on her asshole. Blew in the bag.

Pros if you like them: small ass, nice full Cs. The two don't usually go together. GILF if you like Gilfs.

Cons: No kissing, no DATY, didn't try DATO, no BJ. Rush job. In and out in about 15.

Would not repeat, but I don't repeat. Glad I tried her given the pros. These cheap AMPs are always a waste of money compared to saving up and seeing a higher priced woman. But I prefer volume right now. LOL.

**Perversity** · 11-03-23 19:16

Originally Posted by Mexidan [View Original Post]

Stopped in today, door answered by Kelly. Young Colombiana from Cali. Nice black dress, natural C, one small tattoo. She was super sweet. However, no warmup. She walks in, puts on condom while flaccid. After CBJ, she goes CG for a couple minutes before asking for a position change. She continued after I said no but it killed mood for me. She was sweet throughout though and I wish she had played a bit at first so I could have finished in CG.

She is pretty and sweet but wouldn't repeat as I need the foreplay that the Asians there provide. For those who are younger and ready faster, I would recommend. Us older / bigger guys, I'd select option 2.

I had one girl do that to me, and she had to finish me with her hand. Totally hot girl, very sweet, would have been a great experience except for that. My thought was, do you have any idea how to operate a penis? I've seen it a couple times since, and hit the brakes. Get it hard first.

It seems either stupid / misinformed, or they're deliberately trying to avoid significant penetration.

**Mexidan** · 11-03-23 18:00

Stopped in today, door answered by Kelly. Young Colombiana from Cali. Nice black dress, natural C, one small tattoo. She was super sweet. However, no warmup. She walks in, puts on condom while flaccid. After CBJ, she goes CG for a couple minutes before asking for a position change. She continued after I said no but it killed mood for me. She was sweet throughout though and I wish she had played a bit at first so I could have finished in CG.

She is pretty and sweet but wouldn't repeat as I need the foreplay that the Asians there provide. For those who are younger and ready faster, I would recommend. Us older / bigger guys, I'd select option 2.

**Coopertars** · 11-03-23 17:48

Can confirm former ozone karly works at t-pro on chicago and SXL.

She does SXL Tuesday Wednesday.

T-Pro on Friday, Saturday, Sunday.

Rates are the same for her services but the door fees are different at each spa.

Cheers all.

**BA4114** · 11-03-23 14:42

Originally Posted by SpaGuy21 [View Original Post]

Noticed the same ad, which piqued my interest but the location has SO MUCH traffic and parking is a pain. Also, I've been around long enough to not fool myself and buy into most of these BS ads, especially places that historically have been L1 at most. In fact, I've heard from a reliable source (a particular MMS / shop owner I won't mention) that some of these spas use an "advertising" person. She pointed this out when I told her the ad for the spa said certain services were available that previously weren't on the menu, which she said "I have to have them change that."
You'll notice that a bunch of ads have similar styling, fonts and formatting. Also, certain ad websites require some sort of email or unique profile to be able to post and this is where "advertising agency" becomes obvious.

Here is a prime example https://callescort.org/u/xialuote1. Found this while looking into a spa I hadn't been to before.

Either there is a PPS / MMS running spas nationwide or they are all using the same "ad agency. " When business is slow, you advertise (Or you create a bunch of shill accounts and leave repetitive reviews for the same couple of shops over and over).

I might swing by anyway, it super convenient for me. I'm generally a L1 guy at the storefronts. But like to keep tabs on the place where you can swim in deeper water if so inclined.

I'll report back if I'd do. In the meantime, if anyone else has updated intel please share.

**SpaGuy21** · 11-03-23 14:27

Originally Posted by BA4114 [View Original Post]

I saw a more "aggressive" ad than normal for old stalwart, Linda Spa. Which in my experience has had pretty below average talent and been L1 only.

Anyone know if anything has been upgraded there? The ad below was in the "escorts" section, not "body rubs" .

https://us-chicago.bedpage.com/femal.../23098806.html

Noticed the same ad, which piqued my interest but the location has SO MUCH traffic and parking is a pain. Also, I've been around long enough to not fool myself and buy into most of these BS ads, especially places that historically have been L1 at most. In fact, I've heard from a reliable source (a particular MMS / shop owner I won't mention) that some of these spas use an "advertising" person. She pointed this out when I told her the ad for the spa said certain services were available that previously weren't on the menu, which she said "I have to have them change that."
You'll notice that a bunch of ads have similar styling, fonts and formatting. Also, certain ad websites require some sort of email or unique profile to be able to post and this is where "advertising agency" becomes obvious.

Here is a prime example https://callescort.org/u/xialuote1. Found this while looking into a spa I hadn't been to before.

Either there is a PPS / MMS running spas nationwide or they are all using the same "ad agency. " When business is slow, you advertise (Or you create a bunch of shill accounts and leave repetitive reviews for the same couple of shops over and over).

**BA4114** · 11-03-23 13:39

I saw a more "aggressive" ad than normal for old stalwart, Linda Spa. Which in my experience has had pretty below average talent and been L1 only.

Anyone know if anything has been upgraded there? The ad below was in the "escorts" section, not "body rubs" .

https://us-chicago.bedpage.com/femal.../23098806.html

**DiningAround** · 11-03-23 12:19

Is she at the one on Washington or Chicago Ave? Is she going by Karly or another name?

Originally Posted by SpaDude777 [View Original Post]

I heard the Ozone anal Queen is now at T Pro on Fri Sat Sun.

**IggyD** · 11-03-23 11:07

Has anyone tried Katie's health spa? Archer & Kedzie?

**SpaDude777** · 11-03-23 09:11

Originally Posted by Hajima [View Original Post]

What is the intel on T-pro these days? I stopped going maybe 3 years ago because my favorite at the time moved and it was bad afterwards. It was nice that there was a table shower but it was kind of nasty in there. I also seem to remember that the walls didn't go all the way to the making me think that only L1 was available. Some info on menu and prices would be helpful. DM is you wish. I'm planning on get massage soon and trying to decide where to go.

I heard the Ozone anal Queen is now at T Pro on Fri Sat Sun.

**FuckIt216** · 11-02-23 23:35

Originally Posted by Sliding [View Original Post]

Is July spinner body type?

July isn't a spinner probably 5'7 and in the 120-125 lb range very cute and great personality and the BBBJ is a must.

**FuckIt216** · 11-02-23 23:33

Originally Posted by IggyD [View Original Post]

What was the total damage. My guess is they don't have an all in price like Orange.

You can get all in for $160 covered and if you want some extras a $40.

Travels a long way.

I'm a Orange Spa guy but I have fallen in love with this little gem place and the white lab coats do it for me.

**Hajima** · 11-02-23 21:37

Originally Posted by Walker333 [View Original Post]

All levels are available although YMMV. Be ready to tip upfront, unless they know you.

What is the intel on T-pro these days? I stopped going maybe 3 years ago because my favorite at the time moved and it was bad afterwards. It was nice that there was a table shower but it was kind of nasty in there. I also seem to remember that the walls didn't go all the way to the making me think that only L1 was available. Some info on menu and prices would be helpful. DM is you wish. I'm planning on get massage soon and trying to decide where to go.

**IggyD** · 11-02-23 19:56

Only L1 offered out this way.

Originally Posted by Jagill [View Original Post]

Traveling through and looking for tips on the far south end Chicago heights or preferably toward Crete.

MAny thanks.

**Bambinos1987** · 11-02-23 17:53

Got to see yiyi today. Ver cute girl about 5'3". Perky B cups. English was good enough to not need translator. Nice wide hips and she was tight. She took all of junior in cow girl. Struggled a little in doggy. I would repeat.