Massage Parlor Reports

[CuriousGuy6969]

So I've been to far east in Chantilly several times love the place and they offer FS for 160 tip. I found another place close by called yams (or close to it) they advertise on bed page and say nuru but I don't know about them and was wondering if anyone has any intel on them. Ill be more than happy to share intel on far east. I typically don't post in VA as I'm in MD so please feel free to DM me. Also interested in any escorts that may also do nuru or more in the same area. Thanks everyone.

[FourNick8]

When I first read PapiKulo's argument I was torn both ways. There is some truth to what he says but I think maybe he could have elaborated somewhat more from the gals' perspective. Listen if you visit a provider and she dishes out a plate of goodies worth $1. 5 and you only pay her. 50 then she has all the right in the world not to see you again and conversely, if you are throwing $2. 0 at her and you have poor hygiene, a bad attitude and are constantly sticking or prodding the poor girl with your thick fingers; I would say she has every right to avoid you in the future. This is a business, but the gals are woman and woman like to be treated like ladies; they prefer gentleman, that is the bottom line.

This is a YMMV hobby, and it may take a while to find the right girl, but they are out there. Yes, yes, and double yes, I have a new ATF! I have been visiting Cherri at MAY WELLNESS, for some time. I have written about her just recently, but I thought I would add some more to the mix. This gal treats me like a King even from our first date, without ever asking me how much I would pay. She always tells me that I treat her with respect and that I am a gentleman. Now if you read between the lines; she may be saying that many out there are not. She is very comfortable with me as I am with her and I am more than twice her age, but there are boundaries that can't be crossed with this one, (I keep trying anyway) and you must respect that. Anyhow she is a my new "All-time favorite" but only the "LITE" version. I couldn't be happier..

Getting service that you perceive as subpar is not theft on her part.

We all have to remember that participating in this hobby (at least in Va) is illegal. If you jerk off into a massage oil bottle at a legit spa they can call the cops on you. Likewise if you short a provider on agreed to funds after the act she won't call the cops on you, but you are still being an ass.

The only recourse you should follow is to take your business elsewhere and report your experience here. I have learned that about half the providers I have seen to be very accommodating and about the other half are there to take your money. Some on here recently acquitted this to provider age but I have seen good and bad with old and young.

Surprising, in Asia, rarely had a provider that wouldn't perform every sex act I requested with enthusiasm and without complaints. Maybe Thai, Viet, Panoy, Cambodian, Orang, Lao girls over there are happy with their chosen profession.

Even providers over here can change with time. I have a favorite that I saw just this morning. When I arrived she asked me to drive her to a Chinese supermarket to pick up some things and when we returned she was really not into the BBFS as before. After the deed she asked me for 20 more than usual to which I said no and just paid her the 120 I had before. Don't think she will be on my short list any longer.

Be polite and respectful. If they are not in return they find a new place.

[PuntaJaco43]

There are many ladies that DO CARE. They care to be treated with respect and at the minimum social kindness. Some even care about the human who is the monger.

Yes. They all care about the money too -- but so does every other "small business" man or woman.

So, respectfully, I disagree with your "honest statement. ".



PA.

When I first read PapiKulo's argument I was torn both ways. There is some truth to what he says but I think maybe he could have elaborated somewhat more from the gals' perspective. Listen if you visit a provider and she dishes out a plate of goodies worth $1. 5 and you only pay her. 50 then she has all the right in the world not to see you again and conversely, if you are throwing $2. 0 at her and you have poor hygiene, a bad attitude and are constantly sticking or prodding the poor girl with your thick fingers; I would say she has every right to avoid you in the future. This is a business, but the gals are woman and woman like to be treated like ladies; they prefer gentleman, that is the bottom line.

This is a YMMV hobby, and it may take a while to find the right girl, but they are out there. Yes, yes, and double yes, I have a new ATF! I have been visiting Cherri at MAY WELLNESS, for some time. I have written about her just recently, but I thought I would add some more to the mix. This gal treats me like a King even from our first date, without ever asking me how much I would pay. She always tells me that I treat her with respect and that I am a gentleman. Now if you read between the lines; she may be saying that many out there are not. She is very comfortable with me as I am with her and I am more than twice her age, but there are boundaries that can't be crossed with this one, (I keep trying anyway) and you must respect that. Anyhow she is a my new "All-time favorite" but only the "LITE" version. I couldn't be happier.

If you decide to see her just keep this in mind and be respectful. Believe me, you don't want to get on the wrong side of Nicole.

Gentleman always do better with the ladies.

Regards.

PJ.

[OldBoomer]

There are many ladies that DO CARE. They care to be treated with respect and at the minimum social kindness. Some even care about the human who is the monger.

Yes. They all care about the money too -- but so does every other "small business" man or woman.

So, respectfully, I disagree with your "honest statement. ".

== REVIEW ==.

I had an appointment last week with Tara. Tara is a beautiful, Thai lady, and she is a small BBW (but she has lost, and continues to drop weight). She cares to be treated politely.

She has returned from her vacation travels (next trip not scheduled until deep-mid-winter).

Her customer care and skill is why I've been a client for several years.

Tara cares about me as a client, and as person. Although my visits might be months apart, she remembers my preferences with regards to haircut and personal grooming (good business woman).

She also remembers "general friend details" and, similar to other health-field professionals, she has a great "bedside manner" (which is an expression for a caring person, and has nothing to do with massage or other activities, and no, we never get near a bed. However, I can confirm the massage table is always covered in clean linen and is comfortable).

She provides a superb, deep-tissue massage and never rushes the scheduled time (last appointment was for 90-minutes).

I always leave relaxed and happy (sometimes happy twice).

Always be nice to the ladies.

PA.

I agree altogether on Tara. Nice lady (nice tits). All around good friendly service.

Also, treating people with kindness was something we learned in Kindergarten and hopefully continue learning about every day. I cannot remember a provider that did not appreciate being treated well. I recall one young woman who was very young and beautiful that I treated with a normal modicum of kindness. After the session, she told me that I had made her feel so much better than she felt earlier in the day. She thanked me. It is odd to me, to be thanked for something so simple, so easy and taught in kindergarten.

[PilotAviator]

Honestly the ladies don't care about mongers and how nice they are. Let's all be honest. They just want your money. So stop saying "they are humans too" mongers are humans too! LOL.

Ingenious and hilarious to make the oil "special" BUT now everyone here going to be wondering what spa you went to so do the courtesy and tell us so we can avoid. Also settle in the beginning if you're getting FS or not and if not, walk your crybaby ass out and go to another spa.

Anyways looks like I'll be bringing my own oil to the spas now lmao.

There are many ladies that DO CARE. They care to be treated with respect and at the minimum social kindness. Some even care about the human who is the monger.

Yes. They all care about the money too -- but so does every other "small business" man or woman.

So, respectfully, I disagree with your "honest statement. ".

== REVIEW ==.

I had an appointment last week with Tara. Tara is a beautiful, Thai lady, and she is a small BBW (but she has lost, and continues to drop weight). She cares to be treated politely.

She has returned from her vacation travels (next trip not scheduled until deep-mid-winter).

Her customer care and skill is why I've been a client for several years.

Tara cares about me as a client, and as person. Although my visits might be months apart, she remembers my preferences with regards to haircut and personal grooming (good business woman).

She also remembers "general friend details" and, similar to other health-field professionals, she has a great "bedside manner" (which is an expression for a caring person, and has nothing to do with massage or other activities, and no, we never get near a bed. However, I can confirm the massage table is always covered in clean linen and is comfortable).

She provides a superb, deep-tissue massage and never rushes the scheduled time (last appointment was for 90-minutes).

I always leave relaxed and happy (sometimes happy twice).

Always be nice to the ladies.

PA.

[PapiKulo]

In light of the ummm how do I put this recent activity" on the boards I thought I would talk about one of my recent sessions w / Anahi.

Advertises on CL and is part of the ever rotating Latinas at Fairfax which to put it bluntly has pretty much spiraled downhill after the departure of Valeria and Vanessa and their elk. But, figured I'd give it another go and got Anahi.

Honestly a pretty pleasant gal from Bolivia. Maybe one of the youngest providers I've seen, at 22 years old. (and frankly in my opinion, too young for this hobby. At the very least my liking).

Not only are the older girls usually open to doing more, they are more into it and less timid. Her English was ok we had some good conversation and after talking with her she told me she doesn't like the massage very much. She's a little on the chubby side she's not ugly but definitely not as attractive as someone like Vanessa. I'd give her a solid 6/10. But for me looks alone aren't enough to get me erect. There has to be some sort of vibe or chemistry where we can click even if it's entirely fabricated on the end of the provider. But she wasn't into it and said as much. The happy ending is less that and more of a reluctant and quite frankly robotic finish. She didn't go anywhere near my junk but fellas I've been in this hobby long enough and know how this story ends. I asked her if she'd be willing to let me touch her, because first and foremost I don't want to force myself onto a lady whose already made it clear in convo that she's not all that comfortable, and I figure if she was truly into making the ending happy that she's at least got to give me some consent in order to escalate this further.

It feels less rapey that way and giving her that autonomy will put my mind at ease and more importantly, hers as well.

However upon me asking if it was ok to touch her she said no and that she did not wish to undress and only wanted to do the mechanical finish.

She said happy ending is 100 extra and was trying to soft touch to arouse junior but I wasn't having any of that. I won't lie. It was a total bummer and a complete mood killer, but I respect it. You have to be able to respect the boundaries in this hobby and every girl plays on a different court. I told her the truth that for me there's got to be mutual play at some level or I can't get into it. If this isn't fun for you it's not fun for me and frankly we're both in the wrong place if that's how we feel about the finish. So I thanked her for her time. I paid her the 120 house fee and nothing more and said it was a pleasure meeting her. Sorry things didn't work out, but that's ok.

Yeah it sucks and feels like a waste but this hobby is like gambling. Sometimes we strike and win big and sometimes we fail and walk home with nothing. Oh well. I'm not going to go around breaking slot machines and demand my money back and I'm definitely not going to find the oil dispenser and ruin the fun for all the other mongers that follow in my wake by adding my own sticky recipe. Respect the ladies brothers. That's why this board exists man. You tell the stories of the wins to share the spoils of war and you tell the cautionary tales of the losses so you can spare the coin of another monger in hopes he will do the same for me on the next go.

That's all there is to it.

Learn or drown.

Been in that situations before and you handled it well. It's sucks but at least you don't walk out of there feeling like you just (g) raped somebody.

Another reason why I usually opt for older providers as they have a higher chance of being willing and have done the deeds before.

[PapiKulo]

Honestly the ladies don't care about mongers and how nice they are. Let's all be honest. They just want your money. So stop saying "they are humans too" mongers are humans too! LOL.

Ingenious and hilarious to make the oil "special" BUT now everyone here going to be wondering what spa you went to so do the courtesy and tell us so we can avoid. Also settle in the beginning if you're getting FS or not and if not, walk your crybaby ass out and go to another spa.

Anyways looks like I'll be bringing my own oil to the spas now lmao.

[TheDrowned]

In light of the ummm how do I put this recent activity" on the boards I thought I would talk about one of my recent sessions w / Anahi.

Advertises on CL and is part of the ever rotating Latinas at Fairfax which to put it bluntly has pretty much spiraled downhill after the departure of Valeria and Vanessa and their elk. But, figured I'd give it another go and got Anahi.

Honestly a pretty pleasant gal from Bolivia. Maybe one of the youngest providers I've seen, at 22 years old. (and frankly in my opinion, too young for this hobby. At the very least my liking).

Not only are the older girls usually open to doing more, they are more into it and less timid. Her English was ok we had some good conversation and after talking with her she told me she doesn't like the massage very much. She's a little on the chubby side she's not ugly but definitely not as attractive as someone like Vanessa. I'd give her a solid 6/10. But for me looks alone aren't enough to get me erect. There has to be some sort of vibe or chemistry where we can click even if it's entirely fabricated on the end of the provider. But she wasn't into it and said as much. The happy ending is less that and more of a reluctant and quite frankly robotic finish. She didn't go anywhere near my junk but fellas I've been in this hobby long enough and know how this story ends. I asked her if she'd be willing to let me touch her, because first and foremost I don't want to force myself onto a lady whose already made it clear in convo that she's not all that comfortable, and I figure if she was truly into making the ending happy that she's at least got to give me some consent in order to escalate this further.

It feels less rapey that way and giving her that autonomy will put my mind at ease and more importantly, hers as well.

However upon me asking if it was ok to touch her she said no and that she did not wish to undress and only wanted to do the mechanical finish.

She said happy ending is 100 extra and was trying to soft touch to arouse junior but I wasn't having any of that. I won't lie. It was a total bummer and a complete mood killer, but I respect it. You have to be able to respect the boundaries in this hobby and every girl plays on a different court. I told her the truth that for me there's got to be mutual play at some level or I can't get into it. If this isn't fun for you it's not fun for me and frankly we're both in the wrong place if that's how we feel about the finish. So I thanked her for her time. I paid her the 120 house fee and nothing more and said it was a pleasure meeting her. Sorry things didn't work out, but that's ok.

Yeah it sucks and feels like a waste but this hobby is like gambling. Sometimes we strike and win big and sometimes we fail and walk home with nothing. Oh well. I'm not going to go around breaking slot machines and demand my money back and I'm definitely not going to find the oil dispenser and ruin the fun for all the other mongers that follow in my wake by adding my own sticky recipe. Respect the ladies brothers. That's why this board exists man. You tell the stories of the wins to share the spoils of war and you tell the cautionary tales of the losses so you can spare the coin of another monger in hopes he will do the same for me on the next go.

That's all there is to it.

Learn or drown.

[ThrobbinWood]

Only once have I ever been so disrespected, teased, led on and expected to finish myself. What irked me was that it was a legit place, so as soon as she left for me to get dressed, I stood up, uncapped the massage oil bottle and jizzed right in it. Screwed the cap back on and left it there.

May I ask if you feel like a better man after having done that. Are your proud to tell your sons that this is the way to treat women. Just asking, just curious.

[DirteeBoy]

That's not only uncool, it's disgusting and a health hazard<<.

Hahaha! Please don't tell any of my previous girlfriends it's unhealthy to ingest or rub it on your skin!

That's not only uncool, it's disgusting and a health hazard. I hope the technician discovered what happened before getting massage oil contaminated with semen on her hands or using it on the next customer. Maybe it's time for me to quit the hobby after reading about such foul and disgusting behavior from my fellow mongers. Good grief.

[PuntaJaco43]

Yeah you are right, it was uncool. I wasn't sure it was legit when I went in. Ads on Backpage, etc. Led me to suspect. Skimpy clothes, "special oil" etc, it all felt like there was something to be had. For give me please brethren, sliding a hand across my sack and a brush a few time over Junior and I take notice.

I just want to say that I am sadden by all this nonsense and disrespectful conduct. Sorry but I don't see how treating these woman in such a manner furthers our hobby.

[Rreemptivecum]

I called this place around 8 PM, to end my day with a Quick half-hour session. I was greeted by Lucy, who is pretty good, looking and fit, probably around 38 years old. She gave me a Table shower, with a little bit of playfulness. She then took me to the room, which was pretty big and clean. I have her. 6 for the house, and she got to work on my back. The massage was pretty good, I'll give it like a seven. She asked me what else I was looking for, I told her HE, and asked if I could roam during. I gave her. 6, she was looking for more, but got the job done. All in all, maybe I would go back, but I wouldn't go back at closing time because everything was a bit rushed.

[Procrast333]

That's not only uncool, it's disgusting and a health hazard. I hope the technician discovered what happened before getting massage oil contaminated with semen on her hands or using it on the next customer. Maybe it's time for me to quit the hobby after reading about such foul and disgusting behavior from my fellow mongers. Good grief.

Yeah you are right, it was uncool. I wasn't sure it was legit when I went in. Ads on Backpage, etc. Led me to suspect. Skimpy clothes, "special oil" etc, it all felt like there was something to be had. For give me please brethren, sliding a hand across my sack and a brush a few time over Junior and I take notice.

[SlyFrog]

One of my last posts was on them

Hi guys, I wanted to try this new place on Lee Highway (and Blake Ln intersection) called Sunny Spa. Would very much appreciate any intel on this one. Thans in advance!

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[OldManRose]

I was going to leave a report. After reading what some jerks are doing I am not sure I want to.

I have been going to a place in 7 corners for years and see Hanna about 5'5 just over 100 lb and cute man made Bs with erasers.

Her massage is quite good especially if you like back walking. I think most things are on the menu especially once she gets to know you. We usually have some nice conversation her english is ok not fluent. But if you like thin shorter providers with a smaller top as I do she fits the bill. If you are looking for a 20's spinner or super mammaries she is not for you. You can pm me for better location info. I am no longer comfortable just putting it out there.