Massage Parlor Reports

**JakeMioff** · 10-05-23 18:29

Originally Posted by SandersNut [View Original Post]

That's a Mann, Mann!

Not that there's anything wrong with that. Be careful out there men.

NGL the face pic is better than most of the asian grannies in this area.

**JakeMioff** · 10-05-23 18:26

Originally Posted by RonJohnson83 [View Original Post]

Just curious what place / provider in the metro Detroit / AA area you guys think has the best massage that also gives HE? Not necessarily looking for anything particularly spectacular on the extras, just a release after a high quality massage. Bonus if the place has a TS. TIA.

My choice would be Bella Touch and don't go there on a full stomach. They walk on your back and thoroughly massage everything else.

**JakeMioff** · 10-05-23 18:23

I haven't had a chance to post about my dream I had at Oriental Massage Therapy (John are / Auburn). I dreamt that I stopped by here when I had some extra time during late morning about a month ago. Walked in and told mamasan 1 hour and gave her a benjamin. (I don't ask for change, never do). She wanted to know if I was there before and I just said nah but I've been to plenty of other places. She took me to the fully walled-off solid door room which was already under dim lighting and said to take off clothes and lay down. Per usual I get in my birthday suit that's what I do in all my dreams. She left and the person who came in. Was mamasan. So I says "Oh, I get mamasan today I'm very lucky. " (You throw these women bs compliments they fkn love it). I was fine with it she's actually not a bad looking middle age lady I just wanted some relief and wasn't too picky. She asked if I wanted soft, medium, or hard. I chose medium. She proceeds to give a really good massage. Pro tip I do this every time--when they come up to do my shoulders and get in front of my head I just reach up and start rubbing their thighs and work my way up to their ass if they don't do anything I'll start squeezing their ass and poke their pooper through the pants or reach up between my head and their crotch and slowly rub that. She was fine with all of that. So when she got to massaging my hamstrings and glutes towards the end of the routine, I raise my ass up and she goes for the boys and full reverse teaser for another couple of minutes. Here's what threw me off a little, just before the flip she says "You want to one, two or three?" I said wuuut so she repeated it and I was confused because I never heard this proposal before so I just said "one today please" . She told me to turn over and dimmed the lights, grabbed the oil and gave me a very good HE not mechanical just the right amount of grip and speed plus attention to the seed bag. Dumb question does anyone know what I woulda got if I picked door number 2 or 3? I think I know what they are but it's been racking my brain ever since.

**RonJohnson83** · 10-05-23 17:39

Just curious what place / provider in the metro Detroit / AA area you guys think has the best massage that also gives HE? Not necessarily looking for anything particularly spectacular on the extras, just a release after a high quality massage. Bonus if the place has a TS. TIA.

**Hemingwayy** · 10-05-23 14:48

Stopped by the AMP in south Mt Clemens recently (no current ad available). Was met at the door by a young Chinese girl. Paid the 70 for a hhr massage. The masuese had recently arrived and all conversation was by a phone app translator. Said her name was Lisa. Started face down covered with towel. I started feeling her up immediately and she asked if I was looking for special activities. It took a bit of negotiating but we settled on full nude covered BJ and 69 daty for 100. She was enthusiastic and fun. She finished the time with a good back rub down. More activities were available for a price. Although conversation was difficult, it was a solid good encounter.

**SandersNut** · 10-05-23 12:51

Originally Posted by UltraFind77 [View Original Post]

https://detroit.craigslist.org/mcb/h...672246013.html

Seems cute and happy!

That's a Mann, Mann!

Not that there's anything wrong with that. Be careful out there men.

**Frozenzombies** · 10-05-23 12:43

This place is on Ford, east of Merriman. Stopped by last night as I was in the area. There was a male masseur giving a chair massage to a guy in the open area outside the lobby. I knew right then there probably wouldn't be a HE. Went through with the half hour anyways. Laid on the table, the lady came in and covered me up. She gave a pretty good massage, but as expected no HE.

**UltraFind77** · 10-05-23 12:41

Originally Posted by RamButt [View Original Post]

Yup, looks pretty cute. Try him or her out and report back. Don't be surprised if you get a cock dropped on your face or in your hand while you are laying there. Just say'n

OMG LOL I did NOT notice that. Thanks for the heads up.

**UltraFind77** · 10-05-23 12:40

Originally Posted by EasyRider987 [View Original Post]

Hi guy's.

I am looking for updates on two of the newer spa's. Wellness Therapy Spa (Chinese Massage) at Auburn & Crooks in Auburn Hills and Asian Vigor Health Massage on Rochester Rd North of Avon, in Rochester Hills. I have not seen anything on these spa's, thanks for the info.

Thanks, Easyrider.

Asian Vigor Health Massage great massage ZERO HE.

**UltraFind77** · 10-05-23 12:37

Stopped in yesterday. Noticed they have ad's up on a few of the boards. Grand opening Sweet lady 24 Y/O Ahh NOT Granny was about 70. I assumed mid 50's until the top came off. Bad massage and ok HE with ass play that was uncomfortable. I am hoping this is not the only therapist as they will not last long.

**EvanAdamson** · 10-05-23 10:10

Originally Posted by EasyRider987 [View Original Post]

Hi guy's.

I am looking for updates on two of the newer spa's. Wellness Therapy Spa (Chinese Massage) at Auburn & Crooks in Auburn Hills and Asian Vigor Health Massage on Rochester Rd North of Avon, in Rochester Hills. I have not seen anything on these spa's, thanks for the info.

Thanks, Easyrider.

I stopped by and based on conversation. Left the place without going for the service. Typically, there are hints like "come in, you will like it" or something. Not in this place. Another sign for me is whether there're paper towels in the room. If there are none. Highly likely that the place is legit. Other comments here also said it's legit.

They have table shower tho, which is. 5 on top of massage fee.

I will wait if someone reports anything extra.

**MidgetMike** · 10-05-23 09:07

Well.

If you read the ad, it clearly states Trans. So there you have it.

Originally Posted by RamButt [View Original Post]

Yup, looks pretty cute. Try him or her out and report back. Don't be surprised if you get a cock dropped on your face or in your hand while you are laying there. Just say'n

**RichiWish92** · 10-05-23 08:39

Originally Posted by MichRusty [View Original Post]

Saw Lisa today fot the second time. As others have said, she is awesome. Keep trying if you have not been able to catch up with her, she is worth the wait. I must not have paid attention because I expected a pretty soccer mom with friendly attitude. She is sexy as fuck. And as has been said, she is not a FS provider. But she is very good at making you comfortable and happy. I know I have not added anything to the conversation, but I wanted to say something. LOL someone mentioned the accent, I did not expect that. I find it cute and sexy.

Could you PM her contact info? I'm in Commerce and a good local provider would be amazing!

**HeeJunk** · 10-05-23 05:44

Originally Posted by LostInDetroit [View Original Post]

Maybe something went down with the city / fuzz? Not that I'm trying to start up the rumor mill, but as others have pointed out (and I can confirm) the place does look practically brand new so I don't know what they could be "renovating" that needs to actually be renovated. If anything needs to be renovated, it's their selection of providers because holy crap are some of them fugly.

Just everyone relax. It's an inspection issue from the renovation. Usually smoke detectors, gfi, etc. Easy fix.

**CrustNuts** · 10-05-23 02:02

Last week I took an adventurous female friend for a couples visit with Bonita. We both had a great experience and Bonita was super as always. Good to know this is available.