Massage Parlor Reports

[Mr Plumber]

Has anyone Tried the girls off Nicholas Street?

Slammer, checking map apps shows a Nichols but no Nicholas Street in Garden Grove. If I got this wrong, my apologies. If you got it wrong, spankings and a spelling test for you.

[BraveNuPengwin]

Following a bad week I went over to see what all the fuss was about. 55 mangos for the door.

Asked for KT, should have been lady at the counter.

Ok massage, shouldn't have paid for the hour.

KT is an older lady 42-52 I'm guessing?

On flip asked for boom boom, definitely not (she seemed upset when I asked for a beege).

Asked for the beej, she wanted 100 bananas = same shpeele, only holding 80 bananas (upset again).

KT speaks next to no English, from what I gathered she's from Taiwan.

She started sucking pengwin a bit then threw a sock on.

Personally I thought it sucked. No DT and not much of a performance.

Basically you are getting a tired old lady who can't massage and can't really suck either.

One and done fo me, thanked the granny and pressed Control-Alt-Delete.

I can't imagine how bad Lucy is. LOL.

Suffice to say this journey wasn't a sweet ending to a bitter week, I still need a massage.

[AlCapone2006]

Glad I came by and checked out the weekend Talent.

https://nightfunpages.com/santa-ana-...-442-291-9731/

Better than Vicky.

I think her name was Lulu. Long redhead. Slim body with nice B Cups. Short and slender.

$140.

[Slammer6008]

Has anyone Tried the girls off Nicholas Street?

[FlipOnOver]

On beach at Sunset Massage this big titted Asian bimbo MILF / GILF is stroking cock like a champ. Full access to her man made bombs.

No idea what the parlor number is, but she is the one there. Her old ads have her mobile or just pop in there because she said she is the only one working there.

https://adultsearch.com/us/california/irvine/body-rubs/2209887

And she has a PornHub profile with some videos - https://www.pornhub.com/model/thaibarbiedoll.

She was all dolled up and looking every bit the part.

I went there looking for my girl Jennifer but this gal was there. Said there is new ownership. The rates went up from $60 for an hour to $50 for 30 min. Nowhere near the massage that Jennifer gives. Ok HJ.

The problem I had is she used so much oil that when I left the sun burned my left arm a bit!

Does anyone know where Jennifer landed?

[Grunion Runner]

Sounds good deal, how old is she and what is her body type?

Read my experience with her posted a while back.

[Oc Amper]

Sounds good deal, how old is she and what is her body type?

Over 60 and seen her describes as, "built like a linebacker".

[BraveNuPengwin]

I pay the 40 and give Lucy 80. Spend about 30 minutes in the place after a fairly aggressive face fuck and pound her in mish and doogie blowing my wad in her box. She doesn't ask for more and seems happy to see me.

Best Asian GILF deal in OC in my book.

Sounds good deal, how old is she and what is her body type?

[Chaos019]

I saw her recently and paid her $80 for her and she was bitchy the whole time.

I might have got her on her off day?

I pay the 40 and give Lucy 80. Spend about 30 minutes in the place after a fairly aggressive face fuck and pound her in mish and doogie blowing my wad in her box. She doesn't ask for more and seems happy to see me.

Best Asian GILF deal in OC in my book.

[LC310]

The thing is Lucy isn't bargain price now.

She wants the same pay as younger, hotter, fitter providers charge. If not, she cuts your session short or doesn't allow for certain things.

The Lucy of Old is long gone.

I pay the 40 and give Lucy 80. Spend about 30 minutes in the place after a fairly aggressive face fuck and pound her in mish and doogie blowing my wad in her box. She doesn't ask for more and seems happy to see me.

Best Asian GILF deal in OC in my book.

[BenderOver]

Assuming you are a guy, UTIs are pretty hard to get for guys and come from many things, such as not drinking enough water. I generally think that all providers want repeat business and have the minimum safety of washing their hands.

When you finish, don't use the hot towel on your wood. Use a Kleenex or something untouched. And good god man, go straight to the bathroom, wash your hands for 15 seconds, take a piss of any amount, then wash your hands again. On the way out take a squirt of sanitizer in one hand open the door with the other than use both hands to clean your hands once away from the shop.

Pain, strain and light burning can come dehydration and too much coffee, Red Bull, etc. Basically acid.

There are a couple of schools of thought on UTIs. The first one is that UTIs are bacterial infections NG (non gonnechal). The other thought is that UTIs can have several causes, such as dehydration, over use of the urethra (like a serial jacker), etc. I tend to believe that both are factors and you should try your best to utilize preventative measures whenever you can. Stay hydrated, pee after a session, don't over do the jacking off, edging, multiple orgasms, whatever floats your boat. But if you catch anything else, or even suspect it (your undies feel more humid than usual, slight discomfort when the tip touches your undies, your favored side of your thighs are stickier than usual and this isn't during a lapdance), go get it checked out because you likely have it and a horsepill sized antibiotic is the road to recovery.

[DSeanC]

Nature Spa.

I recently visited to see Elsa and Kelly again. Elsa was terrific as usual. She's cute w / big eyes, short, skinny with bolt-ons, and her DT skills are on point. Finished BBBJCIM. I think she's leaving in few days.

Kelly was lot better this time around. She's short with manmade but feels very natural. She has super soft skin and loves DFK. She also likes to bite, so if that's your thing. Her BBBJ skills were very good, and for cfs we started with her on top acg and stayed on top with her legs closed and she started grinding, this felt pretty good and so did she. She started moaning and bucked really hard. I pounded her in k9 and she pulls me for some dfk during doggy, some standing mish and finished BBBJCIM.

[Ad949]

Anyone know where Lisa from the now closed Orchid Spa in LF went? She was my favorite gilf. Also, did Lulu in Laguna Hills ever reopen shop? She gave amazing prostate "therapy".

Yes, Lulu is open (she never really closed during COVID actually because her shop is so off the beaten path). She's still pretty nutty and I'm pretty sure she lives in the back room of her shop and the prostate play is still available as standard service.

[Caribe]

Hey everyone,

I visited these places over the last couple of weeks.

Serene.

Legit (at least for me anyway). Drew a girl named Cici. Around late 30's /40 ish, slim, a bit homely (6/10) in looks but not bad. Wore jeans and basic blouse. No grazing and no tease at all. When I pointed to Jr after the flip she said "no" very nicely. I got up at that point tipped her 10 and left. Walked into Blue Sky on my way out of the strip complex and the dude at the front desk was snoring so I left there too.

SH.

Linda. Around 35/40 ish. 6.5/10 looks. Asked for medium pressure and she obliged. Some teasing of crack and balls. Flipped and got a medium paced handy with tits out and pants on. Tip 60. Ho hum experience. Would maybe repeat with her but would like to try others there.

2018.

Mia. Mid 30's. Fairly cute but a bit big boned for my tastes. Jeans and blouse. Decent medium pressure rub down with standard HE. OTC access no problem. Not a fireworks experience but OK in a pinch. Tip 60. Parking is crazy at this complex!

Nice updates for those shops. Do searches for some of those shops. Search Kerry for Serene. The Mamasan has a history. You've got some other shops on Bolsa, Brookhurst and Magnolia to report on. You might search posts on those shops, too.

[BraveNuPengwin]

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