Strip Club Reports

[HBforlife]

For all you Synn NH regulars that don't want to over pay for VIP extra mileage, go to Roscoe massage at the Plaza next door. 50 door fee + 140 is a way better deal than any strippy. Highly recommend. VIP strip prices are out of control these days.

Made the day trip to Synn on a recent Saturday afternoon.

Plenty of parking in the back. The club is located on an extremely busy intersection. If you are worried about being seen / have friends / family / work in the area, be advised. The whole world can see you getting patted down outside.

Inside the joint, there's 1 stage in the center of the room -- kinda like a boxing ring setup. On Saturdays, there are $100 for 15 min VIP before 2 or 2:30 pm. I think this has to be one of the best deals in the LA area. I arrived around noon and there were a few girls on the floor. By the time I left - 1-1:30 ish, there were probably 7 or so girls, and girls working the pole. Place filled up with patrons too.

No alcohol served, as it's full nude. Dancers were getting full nude on the pole. $8 dollar waters, you know the drill. Oh yea, and there was no cover when I went in too. You have to check if that's all afternoon or up to a certain hour.

To be honest, I didn't see the area for non-VIP dances and I didn't see pricing on that. A skinny mini in red lingerie caught my eye and after exchanging a few words I say yes to VIP. Or shall I say "Si" -- Spanish was her main language, and I mean, 99% of the words coming out of her mouth. She put my middle school Spanish class education to the test. Somehow in the VIP we negotiated a HJ for $100. I didn't love the price, but my haggling in Spanish was not up to par. Exploded everywhere and she had wipes to clean up. I would definitely repeat during day and check out the night shift too. I'm sure more extras are available if that is your thing..

[MinorBother]

1st time poster, long time lurker.

Stopped in to Rhino in NH around 10 pm last night (Thursday night). Not sure why they get the reputation of low-mileage, offers were made pretty openly to me. There did seem to be a preference for specific rooms for extras (one dancer said the 2 that were the best for that were taken at the moment, but that we could wait if I wanted). A number of girls there and no one was pushy. Prices were not quoted specifically, just that if I wanted to take advantage we could discuss. I did not take anyone up on the offers, but the regular VIP I did was pretty handsy.

[Korosu]

I've been visiting Synn COI for years. Went to NH for first time. Met a lovely dancer who offered BBBJ+CFS $$ plus room. Seems about normal. The service was phonomenal. CG, mish, standing doggy. Would repeat.

She had a room outside the club and you were able to leave with her to go there or did you do that inside the VIP?

Could you PM me the dancer's name and contact info?

[Dv456]

Thanks for doing reports, sir.

P.S. For DV456: no luck contacting Gina, she probably blocked my # after I declined further OTC "dates" due to her issues LOL. But physically she is top drawer so give it a shot if you find her, maybe you have more patience than me haha.

I went to VIP once. It was OK. I rarely get a hard on from just looking at girls on stage. But there was this one girl, I think her name was Catalina from OC, she just did it for me. Young girl, gorgeous perky tits, I found myself excited to see her pussy. When she finally went full nude, jr gave her a standing ovation, it was a definite surprise. I got very little mileage and I hated the lady at the bar, totally agree with the whole Eastern Europe mob thing.

That's really sad news about Gina. I might go hopping around the valley strip clubs just to find her.

[PelicanT99]

Popped in here for the first time on a Friday night. Paid $18 door cover, probably showed up around 10 PM.

There were maybe 8-10 girls, although the sign at the door said at least 20 would be working that night. There was a cute rocker babe with pierced tits dancing to NIN. I wanted to VIP with her but some mobster lookin dude was all over that, I didn't stand a chance.

I ended up leaving after 45 min or so, without getting a dance. But overall, I kinda liked the vibe in there.

Anyone know how the VIPs are?

Also, anyone know where to find the nightly roll call?

Thanks for doing reports, sir.

On LaVida, I went to that club twice pre-COVID, and it was just as you described then. One decent looker each time, otherwise ratchet. Super shitty area, I was nervous about my car the whole time.

On VIP, I've gone about twice a year for a couple decades; they actually get some real hotties working there but they never stay because they cannot make money. Total Eastern Europe mob style staff, and they can be obnoxious. Lots of "specials" per week, but ultimately it's a rip-off because the songs are short and there's no privacy even in "VIP". I've had maybe one Jack-off inside the pants in 15-20 years: just no real mileage ever happened, for whatever reason. Plus the music's so loud and the light show so crazy that your head practically explodes. The club is physically nice (apart from the low stage chairs), and good VIP seat / beds that would be great for fucking if they had curtains, doors or any privacy at all; and like I said they get some hotties. But poor management, a thuggish vibe and low mileage have constantly left me disappointed. I've had much happier results at any of the other Valley nude clubs. But they have hotties and I have lots of hope, so I'm sure I'll try again haha.

P.S. For DV456: no luck contacting Gina, she probably blocked my # after I declined further OTC "dates" due to her issues LOL. But physically she is top drawer so give it a shot if you find her, maybe you have more patience than me haha.

[LAmong]

Stopped by here 3 x over the past few months.

Time #1 - weekend day shift. Parked in lot behind club. Went inside to the bar was told $20 cover. I could see there was only 1 girl who looked busted, turned around and left. Get in my car and I see another girl smoking outside, she looked whack too. Took off.

Time #2 - weekend day shift. Parked on street in front of club. Went inside to the bar, was told $20 cover. Room was dark, cute blond spinner on stage. Empty club otherwise. I paid. Took blonde to VIP. Good grind, FIV. Didn't inquire about additional extra costs, but VIP has santizer and tissues in it.

Time #3 - weekend night. Parked around the corner on sketchy side street. Lady at the door charged me, so I couldn't see the scene inside before paying. Paid the cover, went in. Way busier than day shift. A good amount of ladies working but really only 2 out of 10 caught my eye. Did a VIP with some 20 something Columbian. She quote one hund for action. It wasn't clear what that entailed but didn't matter because I didn't have it. She jerked me a bit and probably would have done to completion had I had some more cash. Only budgeted for standard tip.

What is the current state of Valley Strip Clubs?

Here is how it used to be, for me. Has anything changed? In no particular order:

1. Synn VN. Hit or miss on dancer quality, but high mileage usually available, especially in the VIP.

2. Oddball. Generally very good dancer quality, but low mileage.

3. Red Tie. Variable dancer quality, but overall, decent. Low mileage.

4. Spearmint Rhino VN. Great dancer quality, but zero mileage. Long periods of empty stage time, and you can be ignored for hours, hence the nickname "Dead Rhino. ".

[LAmong]

Popped in here for the first time on a Friday night. Paid $18 door cover, probably showed up around 10 PM.

There were maybe 8-10 girls, although the sign at the door said at least 20 would be working that night. There was a cute rocker babe with pierced tits dancing to NIN. I wanted to VIP with her but some mobster lookin dude was all over that, I didn't stand a chance.

I ended up leaving after 45 min or so, without getting a dance. But overall, I kinda liked the vibe in there.

Anyone know how the VIPs are?

Also, anyone know where to find the nightly roll call?

[Dv456]

Was Gina fairly thin, maybe 5'6", long legs, double-jointed at hips (crossing ankles behind head)? I knew her from Odd Ball & Red Tie, but she was pretty flaky and changed clubs a lot. Nice girl and fun in a dance, but man what a train wreck lifestyle! She had a rich family & a bad boy boyfriend with immigration issues, so she took lots of breaks from dancing but unlikely she'll give it up until she hits the wall looks-wise. I think I have digits still, let me see if I can find out her current situation; I too would like to ride that crazy train for another trip or two LOL.

Yup, that sounds like her. I'd love to see her again. She was fun talk to and a joy to experience. First time I met her, she let me finger her during a dance, didn't ask for tip or anything. Second time she "wanted" to see my dick. Nice to be "desired" in a strip club. Most girls just don't put much effort into making a client feel welcome.

[PelicanT99]

Anyone know what happened to Gina? I saw her at Synn around the beginning of 2020. I believe she was Polish, brunette with a gorgeous pair of tits. I saw her a few times at Synn and heard she had worked at Odd Ball.

Also, anyone know of a girl named Sabrina working at Vida? Latina chick, thick, big tits wide hips and a phat ass.

Was Gina fairly thin, maybe 5'6", long legs, double-jointed at hips (crossing ankles behind head)? I knew her from Odd Ball & Red Tie, but she was pretty flaky and changed clubs a lot. Nice girl and fun in a dance, but man what a train wreck lifestyle! She had a rich family & a bad boy boyfriend with immigration issues, so she took lots of breaks from dancing but unlikely she'll give it up until she hits the wall looks-wise. I think I have digits still, let me see if I can find out her current situation; I too would like to ride that crazy train for another trip or two LOL.

[Dv456]

Anyone know what happened to Gina? I saw her at Synn around the beginning of 2020. I believe she was Polish, brunette with a gorgeous pair of tits. I saw her a few times at Synn and heard she had worked at Odd Ball.

Also, anyone know of a girl named Sabrina working at Vida? Latina chick, thick, big tits wide hips and a phat ass.

[BDupree]

I've been visiting Synn COI for years. Went to NH for first time. Met a lovely dancer who offered BBBJ+CFS $$ plus room. Seems about normal. The service was phonomenal. CG, mish, standing doggy. Would repeat.

[BoulderBoy]

100 +100 = 200.

Ouch. I'm not that desperate. Or, she would have to be model material.

[HiKeke]

Are you saying you paid $200 for a HJ when all is said and done? Or was it $100 total?

100 +100 = 200.

[PelicanT99]

Made the day trip to Synn on a recent Saturday afternoon….

Excellent report, thank you. Very typical of my Synn NH day shift experiences, tho I haven't been much lately. The free admission usually stops between noon and one, or earlier if they get in more than like 3-4 dancers. Shift start is always subject to "stripper time" haha. I've had UHM & VHM in VIP booths, but it IS a little less private so girls are cautious and positions are limited. And since it's a Synn club, you always need to be wary of the BS clip joint shit: count your change, don't put your drink on the stage (kick! No passes on days with specials, etc. Dancer quality here is hit & miss, but that's better than many places. It's a solid strip club experience.

[BoulderBoy]

Made the day trip to Synn on a recent Saturday afternoon.

On Saturdays, there are $100 for 15 min VIP...

...Somehow in the VIP we negotiated a HJ for $100.

Are you saying you paid $200 for a HJ when all is said and done? Or was it $100 total?