Massage Parlor Reports

[Retire]

I saw this ad on CL and was intrigued. I set up a meeting in Fair Oaks and went to visit.

https://nova.bedpage.com/Therapeutic.../23066866.html

She answered the door and was cute but not beautiful. Agreed to 1 and her massage is non existent with just moving around. I asked for soft but she had no idea how to do that. She uses oil that remains for a long time, so plan accordingly. On the flip, she asked if I wanted nude and I said yes. That was an additional 1. 0. Just know that it isn't t nude, just topless. She said no way would she re, once her bottom so she could protect me. I inquired about daty and she said no way, and further said she didn't understand why anyone liked that. Again, not customer service friendly. Total BS. So essentially a topless Russian half assed massage for $200.

Cannot recommend given her deception.

I read this review and could not help thinking about how different guys can feel so differently about what seems to have been very similar activities. The facts of encounters seem to be nearly identical, but I thoroughly enjoyed Enya. To me she was the plumpish MILF next door that would have driven me crazy if actually next door. Enya smiled, laughed and teased for the entire time I was with her. I loved every minute of it. I asked for light massage and that's what I got. I paid for nuru, up front with a reasonable tip, and that's what I got with a sensual BtB and a great HE finish. She does keep panties on. I find her delightful. If you are okay with her limits, she is a coquettish bundle of fun. I assume both our experiences and reactions are real. We just came away feeling very differently about Enya. Play safe out there.

[SeeAll07]

I know them very well, they are Korean Bibi from flushing Bibi attitude is so rude. Too much money talk and tipping issue CFS for160-200 BBFS for 500 over. Sophie from California. They same age I think they are friend. Same age and same Massage palor. So I don't get any service from them, I just get a just massage Even NO HJ.

BiBi and Sophie actual age is over 60 year old they told me that they was born 1962 Y bibi has lived in the USA For more than 15 years, but she does not speak English so fucking my grandma age It's like MMS. LOL sophie speak English better than BiBi they are friend I saw them MGM casino at yesterday we get a Together gamble and drink with me. Told me that about ther's age and personal privacy and hobbies (blah blah, ctc) I checked that there's I'd. ! They was born 1962 I saw there's I'd I got shocked God damm!

They advertise fake reviews and pay for it, They cheat on their age to attract customers. In order to entice!

So they wears very thick makeup and plastic surgery to deceive her age, and when they works in the room, the lights are very dark take off and naked for CBJ CFS BBFS. (service session).

Hey Guys attention and listen should we get service from these old women and give them 160-200 big tips?

Let's think about it!

Do old providers have the right to ask for a big tip?

We save on tip. !

I think we should give big tips to young and Good Service providers who deserve that.

I don't think BiBi and Sophie deserve it. Now BiBi leaving here only Sophie stay alone!

I will I recommend Maryland spa & Massage There are a lot of younger providers than Virginia. And tips are not that expensive CFS 100-140 house paid 70!

G&S spa in Oxon hill MD, VIP, cherry, in greenbelt MD.

I lived in VA however, I tried it MD really young and hot providers at MD You guys Check the PG county review AND PG county Massage parlor REPORT!

You'll never regret it And you'll be satisfied!

[Harley Dude 29]

I saw this ad on CL and was intrigued. I set up a meeting in Fair Oaks and went to visit.

https://nova.bedpage.com/Therapeutic.../23066866.html

She answered the door and was cute but not beautiful. Agreed to 1 and her massage is non existent with just moving around. I asked for soft but she had no idea how to do that. She uses oil that remains for a long time, so plan accordingly. On the flip, she asked if I wanted nude and I said yes. That was an additional 1. 0. Just know that it isn't t nude, just topless. She said no way would she re, once her bottom so she could protect me. I inquired about daty and she said no way, and further said she didn't understand why anyone liked that. Again, not customer service friendly. Total BS. So essentially a topless Russian half assed massage for $200.

Cannot recommend given her deception.

[JackRyan1]

Any intel on:

https://adultsearch.com/us/washingto...y-rubs/3130301

[FurryMonger122]

I am still out there navigating these treacherous waters and I haven't hung up my banner yet.

But for one reason or another the gravitas and bravado wasn't there and I just hadn't the motivation to post. Truth be told, while entertaining to some, my expos tend to expose me among the providers that indeed read the board which can make for much obvious unwanted attention and also affect my experiences with reviewed providers. So I wanted to lay low for a bit.

Been watching the one piece live action on the flix and loving it. As a figurative pirate among these boards I only feel it's quite apropos. Much like the character of Sanji whose goal is to find the mystical convergence at the center of the seas and find the ALL BLUE, I feel it is my dream to uncover the ALL PINK. To taste the finest pussy the seven seas have to offer.

Some recent tales of my exploits with some details redacted as not to incriminate me too much.

QQ: Found a young Chinese chick named Cici here. 30 years old. Beautiful face. Petite body with a little bit of belly fat but we hit it off for a few weeks and with each visit improving among services I finally managed to achieve BBFSCIP for some glorious rising tides. Sadly she had to go back to China. But it's good news for you fellas because it got me to begin a new journey for the next quest..

Haha very good read, I too have had my fun with Cici at QQ, she gave me BBFS but after came back she said only cfs. I did ask for BBFS from her co worker Lisa and she had said no and I had told her that cici gave me BBFS before. Guess your suppose to keep it a secret from the workers. Kinda makes me want to not do BBFS anymore since they give it up eventually.

[TheDrowned]

I am still out there navigating these treacherous waters and I haven't hung up my banner yet.

But for one reason or another the gravitas and bravado wasn't there and I just hadn't the motivation to post. Truth be told, while entertaining to some, my expos tend to expose me among the providers that indeed read the board which can make for much obvious unwanted attention and also affect my experiences with reviewed providers. So I wanted to lay low for a bit.

Been watching the one piece live action on the flix and loving it. As a figurative pirate among these boards I only feel it's quite apropos. Much like the character of Sanji whose goal is to find the mystical convergence at the center of the seas and find the ALL BLUE, I feel it is my dream to uncover the ALL PINK. To taste the finest pussy the seven seas have to offer.

Some recent tales of my exploits with some details redacted as not to incriminate me too much.

QQ: Found a young Chinese chick named Cici here. 30 years old. Beautiful face. Petite body with a little bit of belly fat but we hit it off for a few weeks and with each visit improving among services I finally managed to achieve BBFSCIP for some glorious rising tides. Sadly she had to go back to China. But it's good news for you fellas because it got me to begin a new journey for the next quest.

Asian Amy: operates out of Franconia. A Thai independent provider in her 40's. Has had some work done, fake D breasts but she's a sweetheart who gives a top tier massage. Honestly the massage alone is worth it but if she's comfortable with you BBFSCIP is def on the table and I've deposited more loads inside her then in my own washing machine and dryer.

A Vietnamese provider who works out of a legit nail salon. My rule of thumb is that I dont expose legitimate workplaces where non mongers attend as a swarm of you animals tend to actually damage the main business and can potentially ruin it for all of us if they stop offering those services. But this girl has been reviewed on here before very briefly. Its taken many many many visits for her to feel comfortable with me to do more than standard nova. But now when I go see her I get to unleash an unholy gospel into her throat. Getting extras from the Vietnamese is a tough challenge but I can assure you these ladies are sexual fiends. This ones more of a PSA to mongers that it takes time, patience, and general comfort to get more from these providers. 30 was the magical number to crack open this safe so that should put things into perspective for those thinking they can score a hole in one.


(crossing state lines. But not really).

Herndon: There's a girl who operates out of a Sterling plaza who I had mistakenly thought was another Haydee shill but turns out she's a busty Brazilian vixen who shares the name with a state that begins with the letter L. She told me not to make a review and to keep things on the DL and I respect her wishes. She provides some legitimate services like waxing in addition to massage as a licensed esthetician. A good visit you can PM me for details.

Fairfax: advertises on the CL and also shares the name of a state. Well 2 states in fact. An ok looking Latina. Nice bum. A bit plain but during the massage she told me she was married and lives here with her husband so the idea of it being a forbidden taboo between two married folks got me up for the challenge. We dove in and I told her to drown with me and she complied as long as I got a cover. I could tell she enjoyed it and beneath her good girl exterior lies a naughty chick looking to have her booty raided (and spanked) by this pirate.

Kiara: DMVlatinas. Sexy girl from Peru in her 30's. Great English and smart. She's well versed and even has a professional job back in her home country but still doing this gig brings in more moolah. Not FS and a bit expensive for my taste to repeat. But she's hot. Went topless and allowed nursing but it cost me $220 schmeckles. I usually pay that for FS with other Latinas. But she's hotter than the others I have reviewed in all fairness.

When faced with the many monsters of the sea you are but faced with two choices: Live. Or drown!

[PuntaJaco43]

Olivia claims to be 23 not sure about that but she def is south of 30 or at least to my eyes she is. I know K gals can trick you sometimes. She acts it.

This place is very close to the airport. I actually had a flight to catch but had a few hours to kill. This was the closest place to the airport and I rolled the dice.

More cute that a stunning beauty, if you know what I mean. Really nice body with a hint of that young gal baby fat still. I went down for some DATY and she had that pussy that blooms like a flower as she spread her legs. Nice fat lips but not too big and meaty. Looked very young.

I gave her 220 for everything up front. I flashed some extra cash as I was counting it out to let her know better service could mean more. I said something like you treat me really good, hint. Hint, as I waved the money at her. She said she is new and she is from the west coast. That set off alarm bells in my head. I know certain West Coast gals will do more.

I showered and got her back into the room. I took over the shower and didn't want to waste time with a table shower. She was cool with that. I stood up and power scrubbed myself and she washed me down. Got the important parts clean real fast. TS are a waste of time. I told her fun first and massage afterwards.

Got an light kissing on my body and lips. Her body felt great. Soft and firm at the same time. She acted like a younger gal but performed like she knew what she was doing. She was going to suit me up, for the BJ. I told her no, I'll take care of you. She got it. I also know the West Coast gals are usually more willing to go there. Asked for some DATY. Awesome. We were getting hot and heavy. Eventually she flipped around. Came to a west coast style upgrade and it was awesome.

Not saying she does that with everyone. Nor will she suggest it. It cost me a total of around 3 Bens. I will stop by and see her again when I am back down this way in about 10 days. Hopefully she will be there.

The spa is in Chantily (sp?)

Nice review! Well worth the money for quality.

Regards.

Pj.

[HarryBaldBallz]

Olivia claims to be 23 not sure about that but she def is south of 30 or at least to my eyes she is. I know K gals can trick you sometimes. She acts it.

This place is very close to the airport. I actually had a flight to catch but had a few hours to kill. This was the closest place to the airport and I rolled the dice.

More cute that a stunning beauty, if you know what I mean. Really nice body with a hint of that young gal baby fat still. I went down for some DATY and she had that pussy that blooms like a flower as she spread her legs. Nice fat lips but not too big and meaty. Looked very young.

I gave her 220 for everything up front. I flashed some extra cash as I was counting it out to let her know better service could mean more. I said something like you treat me really good, hint. Hint, as I waved the money at her. She said she is new and she is from the west coast. That set off alarm bells in my head. I know certain West Coast gals will do more.

I showered and got her back into the room. I took over the shower and didn't want to waste time with a table shower. She was cool with that. I stood up and power scrubbed myself and she washed me down. Got the important parts clean real fast. TS are a waste of time. I told her fun first and massage afterwards.

Got an light kissing on my body and lips. Her body felt great. Soft and firm at the same time. She acted like a younger gal but performed like she knew what she was doing. She was going to suit me up, for the BJ. I told her no, I'll take care of you. She got it. I also know the West Coast gals are usually more willing to go there. Asked for some DATY. Awesome. We were getting hot and heavy. Eventually she flipped around. Came to a west coast style upgrade and it was awesome.

Not saying she does that with everyone. Nor will she suggest it. It cost me a total of around 3 Bens. I will stop by and see her again when I am back down this way in about 10 days. Hopefully she will be there.

The spa is in Chantily (sp?)

[SexAddict96]

This is a summary of my past visits to some K-AMPs. I will avoid the known C-AMPs for now until I see a good report. Went to Kings in Springfield since I saw good reports for one masseuse. Can't remember the name. Got a slightly chubby woman and got an ok CBJ. One and done with her.

Next up went to K-therapy in Chantilly. I have been trying to get in the door to this place several times. The first attempt, I was greeted by a taller lady with a dress. My tired old eyes thought she looked pretty good although maybe slightly older or typical NOVA age. She said they were busy. Next attempt was greeted by a shorter lady, also told they were busy. After that called a few times but no one answered. Finally was able to get in with a masseuse named Sunny. Not as cute as the other girls I saw and the body was chubby. Got a very active CBJ, pretty much no quit in her which I appreciated. If she looked better either in the face or body, probably would repeat. One note, when I tried to play with her vag, she stopped me and said she didn't wash. WTF. Also, no TS.

Last stop was Moon in Herndon. Not sure why I keep coming back as I am always disappointed with the service. However, I was hoping to get May (since I saw reports of rim). This time I got Yumi. Decent body but a worn face. CBJ was ok. It was more like half covered since only my mushroom head was covered. Disappointing thing is she didn't finish me with her mouth but instead her hand.

[SteveSmithAbq]

I'm also interested in a nice teasing massage with or without HE. I go to Zenith which does give a good tease. There was one girl who gave a nice HJ but she is gone, most likely fired. Would love to find other places closer by.

For the brothers that are looking for a good tease:

There is a place called "Body Soul & Spirit" that is listed on Vienna rubmaps. The provider named Jenny gives a great massage. The PM play is not obvious, but there is lots of grazing.

On the flip, she encourages DIY, but the difference with other places is that she speaks very good English, so during the DIY, you can talk dirty to her and tease her and she engages you.

The place is extremely clean and has a shower. It's worth visiting just for the massage.

[StVille]

It was a real dream. Scheduled time with Sophie (Fair Oaks version). Easy text scheduling. Same day evening appointment is available. Reached the place, texted. Sophie responded and opened door. This was my third trip. Service remained same. She should improve the quality for repeat customers. Started the massage on the table. She is not interested to LFK. Tried but denied. Good 15 minute massage. She takes off outer clothes in stealth and stands on the lingerie. Flip came, massaged a bit. Played with boys. I asked for rimming, it was denied. Transitioned to bed. Now everything came off. Warm oil was applied on both bodies. The sliding started. Felt nice. Flip happened and some sliding. Tried FIV, and rubbing clit. She is not interested and showed no pleasure. Covered and CBJ started. Decent one with good suction. Once ready CG and mish. Some point in time it felt like boring. Finished while CBJing. Showered. Helped me in the shower by rubbing salt on my back and legs. She is not interested to join shower. Came out.

I had similar dream before also. I thought if I dream multiple times it might get better. Looks like not the case. Need to find a new Nuru provider who is bit more enthusiastic and thin. Damage $$.20.

Be wise and play safe.

I've seen her a few times here and there. Repeated visits don't really change her boundaries, but repeatedly pushing on them will kill her enthusiasm. On the flip side, respect her boundaries and the enthusiasm comes with it. She's not everyone's cup of tea, but she's a lot of fun when she's comfortable.

[Santorin]

Hey all,

Visiting the DC area early next week (Crystal City), looks like this forum is a tad more populated than the DC forum. Looking for something in the area (or an uber ride away). Any recommendations would be appreciated (along with typical tips to add). Thanks.

[SexAddict96]

I'm also interested in a nice teasing massage with or without HE. I go to Zenith which does give a good tease. There was one girl who gave a nice HJ but she is gone, most likely fired. Would love to find other places closer by.

Agree with you on this. Oaks Massage on Columbia Pike did a good job of this for me. Good hour massage, some teasing with a sheet, then I asked for an extra HH and got a HJ. Subsequent visits a little quicker to the event, but on the initial I got lots of teasing buildup. Oasis in Annandale I've gotten teasing, but never a HJ. I had one provider there suggest DIY while she massaged everything but the shaft.

Did you get any other responses or find any other places? Particularly curious about Thai stretching if you found that with teasing and a HJ (or more!

[VaPlay]

Long time lurker but never really posted. Thought I'd finally share my experience.

Alright, so I stopped by this place the other day and ended up spending some time with this woman named Lili. She's probably in her 40's, not exactly skinny or hot but not too bad either. She's got shoulder-length hair and a pretty nice set of Cs.

Started things off with a table shower. She didn't miss a spot and there was a bit of fun teasing going on. We dried off and headed back to the room for a massage. She did a decent job, used her elbows and forearms a lot, and kept the teasing going until it was time for the flip. She noticed I was ready to go and without me saying anything, she let her dress drop. She's clearly been around the block a few times. We switched up positions a couple of times, from mish to her riding on top, then I had her on the edge of the table before finishing up standing.

Lili is a cool lady who doesn't mess around when it comes to getting the job done. If you're in the area, I'd say give her a try.

Hopefully this was a good first post. Oh. Total Donation was $220.

You did a good job, especially for being new but, always provide where it was or at least enough clues another monger can figure it out by RTFF. A little more body detail might help too.

[DaiRyuu]

It was a real dream. Scheduled time with Sophie (Fair Oaks version). Easy text scheduling. Same day evening appointment is available. Reached the place, texted. Sophie responded and opened door. This was my third trip. Service remained same. She should improve the quality for repeat customers. Started the massage on the table. She is not interested to LFK. Tried but denied. Good 15 minute massage. She takes off outer clothes in stealth and stands on the lingerie. Flip came, massaged a bit. Played with boys. I asked for rimming, it was denied. Transitioned to bed. Now everything came off. Warm oil was applied on both bodies. The sliding started. Felt nice. Flip happened and some sliding. Tried FIV, and rubbing clit. She is not interested and showed no pleasure. Covered and CBJ started. Decent one with good suction. Once ready CG and mish. Some point in time it felt like boring. Finished while CBJing. Showered. Helped me in the shower by rubbing salt on my back and legs. She is not interested to join shower. Came out.

I had similar dream before also. I thought if I dream multiple times it might get better. Looks like not the case. Need to find a new Nuru provider who is bit more enthusiastic and thin. Damage $$.20.

Be wise and play safe.