Massage Parlor Reports

[Sticker]

Where's this green sign place?

You tell us, Sherlock.

[Slammer6008]

I concur, definitely avoid this overpriced tourist trap.

There's so much out there only if mongers would Randomly pick a spot an just go in! But they would rather just be sheep.

[SaltyDog]

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[HeyItsMe16]

So I finally went to the green sign place. I was the only one at 3 pm, but soon afterwards, all you guys started coming in hot and heavy. The girls kept on asking me if I found them on RM.

Despite people saying they have Viet, Chinese, Korean. Whatever etc etc. This place is 100% Chinese. I speak a couple of Western and Eastern languages. All the girls are speaking Mandarin Chinese to each other and they speak English with Chinese accents.

Stupid me, when I called them earlier, I didn't call from my burner and Emma the mms calls me by my first name when I arrive 30 minutes later. I didn't even make an appt. I was probably the only customer in the last 30 minutes. Emma is really friendly, gets up real close to you, takes you by your hands, eager for her girls to please you and for you not to be shy. She's great.

Where's this green sign place?

[FrankReynolds]

Any recommendations for Lmp? Hard to find around here and I'm tired of old Asians tbh. Lmk thanks.

Angelina and laiyla at the laguna hills dmv.

[Ad949]

Any recommendations for Lmp? Hard to find around here and I'm tired of old Asians tbh. Lmk thanks.

Luana Bio in Lake forest has two (Sarah and Erika). Standard service here (generally without a top at a minimum). Schedule posted online and you can text for an appointment.

https://luanabio.website / schedule. Html.

[BraveNuPengwin]

Was there yesterday! Wow. Crazy busy. Had to wait in the lunch / laundry room. Kind of enjoyed the camera views to see all other homies coming and going.

A few were playing coy pretending to go to the salon next door. Ut made "sudden" decision change and opened Nature Spa's door instead! LOL!

Anyhow. Soomi was super busy and had to wait a while but still enjoyed the comedic turnabouts of bros at last minute!

She was pretty with a hefty set of tatas. Gave a half ass massage. But who cares right?

Anyhooo, she complained only 10 mintues into the deed. She asked " why you take long?

I said " no worries, I love you long time!" LOL. To which she sighed with displeasure.

All in all, it was just OK experience for this homeboy. I asked her which day she works and she said only tomorrow left and I leave.

I concur, definitely avoid this overpriced tourist trap.

[Plasma Spray]

Was there yesterday! Wow. Crazy busy. Had to wait in the lunch / laundry room. Kind of enjoyed the camera views to see all other homies coming and going.

A few were playing coy pretending to go to the salon next door. Ut made "sudden" decision change and opened Nature Spa's door instead! LOL!

Anyhow. Soomi was super busy and had to wait a while but still enjoyed the comedic turnabouts of bros at last minute!

She was pretty with a hefty set of tatas. Gave a half ass massage. But who cares right?

Anyhooo, she complained only 10 mintues into the deed. She asked " why you take long?

I said " no worries, I love you long time!" LOL. To which she sighed with displeasure.

All in all, it was just OK experience for this homeboy. I asked her which day she works and she said only tomorrow left and I leave.

I said I might like to see her tomorrow but she said "you come see other girl. You make me tired. You take too long".

Like what?. But whatever. NEXT!

[Superflytnt]

Elsewhere online Detox has multiple reviews of a Crystal and a Mia, which are two girls the OP mentioned in his post. Do the math.

Thanks for pointing out that the OP should just say where he went instead of playing games.

What is next? Immaterial flex reviews like this?

Unreal time with my fav at the "flying homunculus", PM for deets, but be prepared to cashapp me. Half way into the sesh a 21 year old girl in training came in for an unreal bareback threesome. They let me take pics and vids and use my cock for training because I am so handsome. Anyway, I am grandfathered in on 1980's prices so don't even ask. Have fun guys!

Did you forget how to use a map? I gave the cross streets and it's not Detox.

Got some real dense people here. This place doesn't have a sign near the door.

[BraveNuPengwin]

Only Latina spot I know that was decent was in SA where Sunnywell Wellness is at. Same building, but in unit 202. It is. 5 + $. 5 for FS there. If you know of any other spots let me know!

So 200 mangos for CBJ / FS no kiss, no daty, no dfk?

Bit of a rip unless they are extra hot and young?

Doubt it.

[DWaits]

Read a post on here recently I can't find with someone mentioning places taking a payment in full upfront being the best shops lately.

There's a place I've been wanting to try in Whittier that advertises for $. 3 for everything with multiple reviews on RM. Has anyone experienced any luck of and or tried KS Spa?

Hesitant saving a few bucks just to not have another great service with Soomi.

I just posted a review of this spot in the SGV massage thread. It's no longer all in one. 30 min is 50 and 60 min is 70. I went with 30 min because I never trust the full hour will happen. I have not been to Belive / Hypno but given some info that LC310 was kind enough to share with me and given my own experience, it seems like K Spa functions in the same way. 140 tip seems to be the norm there. I don't know if it was worth 140 + 50 but I had fun. Check the review there for more info.

[Dankkush420]

Any recommendations for Lmp? Hard to find around here and I'm tired of old Asians tbh. Lmk thanks.

Only Latina spot I know that was decent was in SA where Sunnywell Wellness is at. Same building, but in unit 202. It is. 5 + $. 5 for FS there. If you know of any other spots let me know!

[PhineasPhreak]

There were some posts lamenting the shortage of Viet shops now that the Chinese have aggressively moved into the OC market.

Checked out Sea Salt (Cerritos Ave and Beach Blvd near Bank of America ATM: location of the former Happy Face Spa, and before that, Red Rose Massage) and I'm surprised they are still open.

The girl said her name was Cherry. Obviously with a name like that I knew it was on. She had nice skin, big pacifier nipples, cute tight ass and swollen clit. She was nice, she licked my tongue and licked everywhere and sucked my ball sack. Then some DATY and cfs. She said it has been quiet so she put on a nice performance for me. Damage was what I expected.

There's also some hotel girls, they do rotate around some but service is consistent. Extensive menu available. They are avail 24.7 for those late night cravings.

https://us-orangecounty.bedpage.com/.../23059843.html

Another good spot (although its not FS) is VIP Skin Care nearby Prissy Smoke Shop in the center across from Naugles (next center over from Linda's place). There was a super cute girl next door type with an amazing body, spotless no tattoos, nice natural tits (didn't see any scars). Her beautiful Vietnamese long hair was tied back and she wore a casual dress. But underneath that dress, really awesome natural body.

Thanks for the reports guys, this forum is really active with great contributions.

[BraveNuPengwin]

Back again and the session with Coco was very nice.

YMMV.

She has a great bod, nice perky tits and gives an excellent massage if you know what I mean!

About late 20's.

As I was walking our saw a cuty pie. Nice and slender. Think her name was Amy. She just said new girl. But threw her name out as I was exiting.

Not bad for $160 total.

Not FS. https://nightfunpages.com/santa-ana-...-442-291-9731/.

Aaah yet another Coco, this is in SA? And not FS?

[Sexaholic777]

Back again and the session with Coco was very nice.

YMMV.

She has a great bod, nice perky tits and gives an excellent massage if you know what I mean!

About late 20's.

As I was walking our saw a cuty pie. Nice and slender. Think her name was Amy. She just said new girl. But threw her name out as I was exiting.

Not bad for $160 total.

Not FS. https://nightfunpages.com/santa-ana-...-442-291-9731/.