Massage Parlor Reports

[PoonTangJohnny]

I might have to rethink my decisions to slow down on FS spas. You're having all the fun, PTJohnny. Great report, brother! I've been meaning to go revisit Ivy. Now she's bringing all these hotties! I might have to make it there sooner than later.

Thanks Brother!! You need to see / feel that hot fucking a $$ at least once! I had 2 guys contact me back after seeing Vivian for themselves yesterday (1 guy was from LA) here are 2 of his C&P PM:

"1st PM: "Saw your review for Vivian, was coming down from LA tomorrow. Do you think she will still be there or gone end of day today?" 2nd PM: '"I made it bra! Thanks again for the intel. You weren't kidding. She is smokin. Got her number too. I need to see her again. Apparently she's from Los Angeles but her english was hard to understand.

I tried Yukie to. Not as hot but she def does extras for a price! Thanks again! Cheers".

PM from the other member who saw Vivian yesterday:

"Dude bro! Just saw Vivian and you're right. That nice firm booty of hers is killer. Totally satisfied my craving and that's the body type I love. Kitty was tight too. However I put down 140 and she wanted 2 Benji. I only had 160 and she was fine with that but gave me CBJ. Her face isn't ddg and has that fake plastic look but other than that her bod and performance was great. Man that booty. ".

Once again, YMMV- I found Vivian's face to be very cute! I was more Gago crazy fixated on her body and CW though. So what do I know. LOL.

Nice review. Yea this spa got something going on!"

Visited Nancy tonight for the 3rd visit in the past 7 days. I rarely repeat, but she is just amazing.

She's about 5'4", very slim, amazing body, perky C cups. Her face is quite pretty.

BBBJ, covered mish, and cowgirl. Wow is all I can say. YMMV but for me she is ATF AMP girl beating out Kiki from UFS. She probably would be top 5 AAMP girl for me if she worked in one. I wish she wasn't leaving but back to LA after her last day tomorrow.

I've read your past very selective reviews of some amazing ladies you've seen, so I know that we have the exact same takes in ladies (Hot bodies with frying pan sized asses LOL). I really tried to get back down there last night to connect with Nancy, but unfortunately, I just couldn't swing it. :/ Next time for sure. Thanks for your awesome / trusted Intel- it's very much appreciated! So many hot ladies. So little time. LOL.

Well, well well. Erma's always worth a visit, with Joy being a recent great discover (and it looks like they recently added a room). This time I just decided to go with whomever answered the door and it was May. She's physically cute but with a striking face. Maybe the eyelashes are a bit "too" fleek but all good.

I didn't ask for a shower because I'm just so doggone hygienic. Paid the house fee, got comfortable. May provided a really good massage. It was kind of long actually, and then of course the teasing before the flip. Man I love that.

We ended up negotiating a little bit, she left, returned and the nightgown came off revealing some extraordinarily pretty breasts. I got the balls played with as the nipples got sucked, another "must" in my little world. We proceeded after the BBBJ to a cover and standing mish. I'm pretty vanilla. Went to doggie and, with a cute butt like that, I had to call it. Very response and just very, very sweet.

That's it. I don't really want to spend my life in the deets. High marks. Have a good day.

I agree, I too find May's looks / face, very striking! The second she came into the room, smiling & hugging her body up against me with her positive GFE energy, I knew it was fucking instant hard on game on! And she loves fucking just as hard and getting HERSELF OFF, just as much as we hound dogs do! This girl riding me so fucking hard like a wild bronc in CG and then pulling my ass into her fast & furious in mish to get herself that big O, the 2 x I saw her was fucking epic!

Went to Mesa, MRC, 102, whatever you want to call it now. Have gone plenty of times and I'd say after this last visit, I'm probably done. Yes, I've seen the reviews and maybe need to try the other ladies but idk. The last time I saw Ivy, it was just very average and not that fun. I had seen her plenty of times before since I'm a sucker for those knockers and have had real nice fun with her. The last visit with her was a couple months ago I'd say.
Went back last Friday since I hadn't been a while. Greets me is Qiqi? Katy? Caylie? I really couldn't understand the name she was telling me and it doesn't sound anywhere close to what previous reviews have said, so apologies. She takes me to room 2 and I ask is Ivy there? She calls for Ivy, incomes Ivy looking so much hotter as she's wearing glasses, has on a buttoned shirt that's not quite buttoned all the way. Maybe she was on a break or had just got there, not sure. She asks if I want her or the lady that greeted me and I made it known that I wanted Ivy. Ivy tells me to grab my things and we go to the room in in the very back, I give her HF and tip.
She leaves the room and I start getting undressed and incomes the lady that greeted me originally. I'm a little confused, she tells me to go back to the first room that she brought me too. Tells me that it's going to be her giving me a massage and whatnot. I immediately had a bad feeling, knowing I should've left, but wasn't sure how to ask for my money back. I thought why not and gave her a shot.
Maybe this was my fault at the end of the day? But don't think I'll be back there anytime soon. I'd rather just wait for Cathy to come back if she hasn't already. (Haven't seen any reviews in a while). She's amazingly fun. If anyone has any big titty AMP ladies they go, please DM me. I'm not here to give away any secrets, so I wouldn't post about any that are shared with me, as I rarely post anyway.

Please don't take this wrong, but yeah, this was partly your own doing. You definitely should've played hardball, and just walked. I've personally learned my lesson very well (Thanks Super Shill Banned DudeinSD) and dropped 2 bills doing exactly what you did. That's a lot of money to just be throwing out the window, and left feeling jaded and unhappy. Guys to need to make sure BEFORE the money changes hands, whom it is you're seeing, and what exactly the services (for me full GFE or no dice) entail. If they promise you full GFE and then they don't deliver, that's grounds for walking out and demanding a full refund; I've personally gone this route 2-3 times over the years. Absolutely no compromising!

Went and saw Vivian again this morning at Mesa since she's back to LA after today. Brought this blue lingerie garter set for her to wear and did it from every angle. Paid her $200 up front because I wanted her best possible service and it was worth it. Didn't even have to ask for CIM, she offered it when I was getting close to finishing. Hope she comes back soon.

Vivian is so fucking amazing! That body (amazing rack / nipples Athletic legs and ass) looks so fucking hot from every angle! The visuals of her spitting all over my hard cock with long strands of her saliva like a spider web. Then smacking that cock on her tongue she had sticking out, reminded me so much of "YUMMY" Slippery1 & the porn hot fantasy way that only she could make love to my cock.

[Canuck6234]

Thanks. This is good info. What appt time would you base these values on? Or does it not matter in your opinion?

I'm a 90-minute guy and your values seem to align with mine, but I have been getting a lot of upward pressure to tip more as of late. I recently pissed off a girl for giving $80 for a 90 minute session with HJ and OTC touching only. Everything for both parties leading up to the tip was great.

These posts on tips are good guidance for the new guys here. As for your gal being pissed off by your $80 tip for a 90 minute HJ I think her reasoning was along these lines. She can get $40 for a 30 minute HJ. Her opportunity earnings for 90 minutes is $120. I am sure she felt like she was shorted $40.

[TacoBull]

Went and saw Vivian again this morning at Mesa since she's back to LA after today. Brought this blue lingerie garter set for her to wear and did it from every angle. Paid her $200 up front because I wanted her best possible service and it was worth it. Didn't even have to ask for CIM, she offered it when I was getting close to finishing. Hope she comes back soon.

[Drizzy5151]

Went to Mesa, MRC, 102, whatever you want to call it now. Have gone plenty of times and I'd say after this last visit, I'm probably done. Yes, I've seen the reviews and maybe need to try the other ladies but idk. The last time I saw Ivy, it was just very average and not that fun. I had seen her plenty of times before since I'm a sucker for those knockers and have had real nice fun with her. The last visit with her was a couple months ago I'd say.

Went back last Friday since I hadn't been a while. Greets me is Qiqi? Katy? Caylie? I really couldn't understand the name she was telling me and it doesn't sound anywhere close to what previous reviews have said, so apologies. She takes me to room 2 and I ask is Ivy there? She calls for Ivy, incomes Ivy looking so much hotter as she's wearing glasses, has on a buttoned shirt that's not quite buttoned all the way. Maybe she was on a break or had just got there, not sure. She asks if I want her or the lady that greeted me and I made it known that I wanted Ivy. Ivy tells me to grab my things and we go to the room in in the very back, I give her HF and tip.

Total of 2 beans.

She leaves the room and I start getting undressed and incomes the lady that greeted me originally. I'm a little confused, she tells me to go back to the first room that she brought me too. Tells me that it's going to be her giving me a massage and whatnot. I immediately had a bad feeling, knowing I should've left, but wasn't sure how to ask for my money back. I thought why not and gave her a shot.

It was awful, boring, and mechanical. Massage had no pressure, and very little to no tease. On the flip, bad CBJ, very LFK, no DATY. She got on top and I just took her to pound town, finished quick as I just wanted to get out of there. I was annoyed I just wasted 2 beans on this, and the way it went down didn't help. After clean up and getting dressed, she offered me some mouthwash, accepted. As we're leaving the room, Ivy comes out in her signature black dress with those beautiful titties out and gives me a huge hug. I was mad and just walked out and said nothing.

Maybe this was my fault at the end of the day? But don't think I'll be back there anytime soon. I'd rather just wait for Cathy to come back if she hasn't already. (Haven't seen any reviews in a while). She's amazingly fun. If anyone has any big titty AMP ladies they go, please DM me. I'm not here to give away any secrets, so I wouldn't post about any that are shared with me, as I rarely post anyway.

Thanks all for the read.

[Bkr1967]

I read a few reviews on the board so decided to try Mesa out. Texted the number and was told Nancy was good and that Yuki who is Japanese was new and good as well. Could not decide a manager said come over and decide. Arrived text and was told to come in. Yuki was nice but chose Nancy as you was beautiful. But don't be fooled by that I know YMMV but her service for me was terrible. 60 for the house and 140 for her and she would not allow kissing, DATY or even touching her VJJ. She wanted extra money for everything. It was a real mood killer so I just left with out completing. Texted Manger to let her know how bad the service was and that I would write this review.

[AllRtaken]

Well, well well. Erma's always worth a visit, with Joy being a recent great discover (and it looks like they recently added a room). This time I just decided to go with whomever answered the door and it was May. She's physically cute but with a striking face. Maybe the eyelashes are a bit "too" fleek but all good.

I didn't ask for a shower because I'm just so doggone hygienic. Paid the house fee, got comfortable. May provided a really good massage. It was kind of long actually, and then of course the teasing before the flip. Man I love that.

We ended up negotiating a little bit, she left, returned and the nightgown came off revealing some extraordinarily pretty breasts. I got the balls played with as the nipples got sucked, another "must" in my little world. We proceeded after the BBBJ to a cover and standing mish. I'm pretty vanilla. Went to doggie and, with a cute butt like that, I had to call it. Very response and just very, very sweet.

That's it. I don't really want to spend my life in the deets. High marks. Have a good day.

[Hoota]

For non-FS spas, these extras are probably not usually offered, since these girls are definitely more cautious since they don't want the boss to find out or don't want to get in trouble with law enforcement. A fair tip for a nude HJ is probably 60-80 -- although I've seen some girls (albeit very hot ones) ask for 100. An HJ with daty I feel like 80-120 is fair. A CBJ, I would argue 80-100 is good, BBJ 100-120. FS I'll usually gravitate around 140-160 -- You can always tip extra if you really like the girl or their service, and they'll definitely want you to come back and will treat you well! Happy to hear about what other mongers think, but this is generally how I usually think about tipping.

Thanks. This is good info. What appt time would you base these values on? Or does it not matter in your opinion?

I'm a 90-minute guy and your values seem to align with mine, but I have been getting a lot of upward pressure to tip more as of late. I recently pissed off a girl for giving $80 for a 90 minute session with HJ and OTC touching only. Everything for both parties leading up to the tip was great.

[FryingPanAss]

I dropped by Mesa yesterday afternoon just to do a preliminary drive by to check out the talent (I don't think I've reviewed this place since way back with all of my hot playdates when Legend Lily was there). And these guys here ain't lying with their reviews! OMFG- All 3 girls were hot! But man, Nancy is DDG and Vivian has the most amazing perfect tight bubble butt ass that I've never seen before! Unfuckingbelievable!

Thank you mesa spa! You girls are amazing! I would so love to try Nancy. But Vivan and that hot ass of hers hasn't left my mind / libido since I walked out last night.

Spot on! If it weren't for Vivian, I would've been all over Nancy. She's exquisite!

Nice review. Yea this spa got something going on!

Visited Nancy tonight for the 3rd visit in the past 7 days. I rarely repeat, but she is just amazing.

She's about 5'4", very slim, amazing body, perky C cups. Her face is quite pretty.

BBBJ, covered mish, and cowgirl. Wow is all I can say. YMMV but for me she is ATF AMP girl beating out Kiki from UFS. She probably would be top 5 AAMP girl for me if she worked in one. I wish she wasn't leaving but back to LA after her last day tomorrow.

[RChangDatyKing]

I might have to rethink my decisions to slow down on FS spas. You're having all the fun, PTJohnny. Great report, brother! I've been meaning to go revisit Ivy. Now she's bringing all these hotties! I might have to make it there sooner than later.

I dropped by Mesa yesterday afternoon just to do a preliminary drive by to check out the talent (I don't think I've reviewed this place since way back with all of my hot playdates when Legend Lily was there). And these guys here ain't lying with their reviews! OMFG- All 3 girls were hot! But man, Nancy is DDG and Vivian has the most amazing perfect tight bubble butt ass that I've never seen before! Unfuckingbelievable! I thought for sure she had to of had butt implant surgery, it's that perfect. Not the case- it's natural and it's fucking spectacular! This girl has some amazing genetics, pure and simple, that, AND she works out in the gym and is passionate about taking care of her sexy hot athletic body. It was so hot because when I took off my shirt her eyes lit up and she asked me if I worked out in the gym; we had deep mutual admiration / appreciation for each others toned athletic bodies, which was such a huge turn on! But let me emphasize once again, on that Extraordinary round tight toned hot sexy ass of hers. One of the hottest looking asses I've had the pleasure banging in K9 Standing K9 OMFG! The visuals are etched in my memory for a lifetime! I think both she and Nancy are leaving tomorrow, so you better get down there if you want to try and tap that amazing hot A $$! LOL That A $$ is a Chinese fucking anomaly! I had to laugh at myself, imagining Vivian walking past a bunch of Chinese construction worker's going crazy with their eyes popping out as she's strutting down the sidewalk wearing her sexy jean short shorts somewhere in Shanghai!

Nancy is absolutely beautiful! As for Vivan, she's obviously shaved that tight pretty kitty of hers, which I loved! And she has 1 of the hottest, most perfectly enhanced C-cup racks and amazingly nice nipples very similar to Cici at Erma. Did I mention that ass? I actually got down on my knees and and just worshiped that perfect piece of Art, kissing, licking and feeling it up and down with both hands smothering my face up against it! This hottie is GFE+ and is the most passionate DFK kisser. Our connection was so pure and passionate. So much so, that I'm planning on going back again tomorrow night to see her off and say my goodbyes.

Vivan: C cups about 5' tall and a very pretty face. CW was off the charts. Just like a being in a porn movie with this sexy starlet spitting all over my hard cock staring up at me with that intense confident look in her eyes using her hot tongue all over my cock.

[PoonTangJohnny]

FYI: Before any of you here (DudeinSD) LOL start casting any bare / raw dog assertions, Vivian & I used a cover! Full sexual relations with a CONDOM! LOL.

Secondly, Viv's hot amazing perfect athletic ass, is not J Lo big. None the less, her ass is amazing, and if you're fortunate to get to experience it in person, then you'll get it!-A true A $$ anomaly in the Chinese AMP hobby.

Her ass is like 1 of those hot little hot gymnasts asses, just a perfect fucking firm bubble butt that you could bounce a quarter off of up into the ceiling, in proportion to the rest of her hot body. She's super petite but too athletic to be considered a spinner. And that rack / those perky nipples are a sight to behold as well- just visually spectacular!

[Snwbdr]

I've passed by multiple times on Mira Mesa Blvd in August and at different times of the day and sneak a peek if the open lights were on and they never were, daytime or nighttime. I was a frequent customer in July but haven't seen them open again since August came and haven't attempted to open the doors even with the lights off during their usual business hours. Shame because I really liked that spot. Idk what could've happened.

Damn that's a shame to hear: I liked it too. It was my fav place. If they had a TS it woulda topped Unique for sure. Plus whoever was working the front was super nice.

[PoonTangJohnny]

I dropped by Mesa yesterday afternoon just to do a preliminary drive by to check out the talent (I don't think I've reviewed this place since way back with all of my hot playdates when Legend Lily was there). And these guys here ain't lying with their reviews! OMFG- All 3 girls were hot! But man, Nancy is DDG and Vivian has the most amazing perfect tight bubble butt ass that I've never seen before! Unfuckingbelievable! I thought for sure she had to of had butt implant surgery, it's that perfect. Not the case- it's natural and it's fucking spectacular! This girl has some amazing genetics, pure and simple, that, AND she works out in the gym and is passionate about taking care of her sexy hot athletic body. It was so hot because when I took off my shirt her eyes lit up and she asked me if I worked out in the gym; we had deep mutual admiration / appreciation for each others toned athletic bodies, which was such a huge turn on! But let me emphasize once again, on that Extraordinary round tight toned hot sexy ass of hers. One of the hottest looking asses I've had the pleasure banging in K9 Standing K9 OMFG! The visuals are etched in my memory for a lifetime! I think both she and Nancy are leaving tomorrow, so you better get down there if you want to try and tap that amazing hot A $$! LOL That A $$ is a Chinese fucking anomaly! I had to laugh at myself, imagining Vivian walking past a bunch of Chinese construction worker's going crazy with their eyes popping out as she's strutting down the sidewalk wearing her sexy jean short shorts somewhere in Shanghai!

Nancy is absolutely beautiful! As for Vivan, she's obviously shaved that tight pretty kitty of hers, which I loved! And she has 1 of the hottest, most perfectly enhanced C-cup racks and amazingly nice nipples very similar to Cici at Erma. Did I mention that ass? I actually got down on my knees and and just worshiped that perfect piece of Art, kissing, licking and feeling it up and down with both hands smothering my face up against it! This hottie is GFE+ and is the most passionate DFK kisser. Our connection was so pure and passionate. So much so, that I'm planning on going back again tomorrow night to see her off and say my goodbyes.

Vivan: C cups about 5' tall and a very pretty face. CW was off the charts. Just like a being in a porn movie with this sexy starlet spitting all over my hard cock staring up at me with that intense confident look in her eyes using her hot tongue all over my cock. Knowing she's rocking my world to it's core. It was so hard trying to hold on and not cum. Especially when we went at each other fucking. That rack is also perfect for fucking once she had it all lubed up with her saliva. CG / RCG / Standing K9 K9 on the sofa with that back arched both my hands on her tits as she would look back at me to DFK. So fucking sublime and so fucking perfect! Gave me 1 of thee hottest BBBJCIM of my entire fucking life!

Thank you mesa spa! You girls are amazing! I would so love to try Nancy. But Vivan and that hot ass of hers hasn't left my mind / libido since I walked out last night.

The HF $.6 and the well deserved tip $1.5 so 2 Benji's in total.

Had a threesome with Vivian and Yuki first thing this morning. Hadn't met either of them yet. I originally booked Vivian and Nancy but Ivy convinced me to sub Yuki for Nancy since she's new. Yuki was good. I'd guess she's in her 30's, in good shape with B or C cup implants, very into DFK and does a better DT than I've had in awhile. Vivian is an absolute bombshell. Also manmade B-C's but on a tiny frame, 5'0 or less, tight bubble butt and young, like early 20's. CFS and BBBJCIM that ended in Vivian's mouth, it's an amazing way to start your workday. I think Yuki's there for a bit, but Vivian is leaving in a few days. I'll be back Wednesday for either Vivian and Nancy or just Vivian. An ass like hers at an AMP is a rare find, got to take the time to enjoy her. And Nancy's leaving this week too. I've covered her here before but early 20's all natural with flawless boobs, wouldn't mind seeing her a third time.

That OMFG perfect tight hot ass! LOL.

Visited the now rebranded Flanders after reading all the recent posts. This place was pretty awesome pre-covid with lots of younger talent cycling through. Then during covid it was mostly good due to one provider who eventually moved on to a spa near SDSU. Recently it was rather devoid of talent with Ivy potentially being the best with those jugs, but not really my type (hot, young, skinny). So after reading these reviews headed over to see what the fuss is about.

Met Jenny. Sure she's not bad, but looks like she had some work done and on the younger side of the spectrum, but nothing mind blowing. I passed and asked who else was working.

Ivy was there too. At this point, I was about to walk as I'd prefer to spend the money at an AAMP if I couldn't find my type.

Spot on! If it weren't for Vivian, I would've been all over Nancy. She's exquisite!

[RolfTorren]

Mina doesn't work out of a spa at the moment, but a residence. She's kind of retired or at least semi-retired, depending on who you are and who you talk to. I would not describe her as currently employed in the AMP business as a provider.

I often will go to Los Angeles and surrounding areas for work and would love to know where Mina is working in SG. I'm sure many guys would also like to know. Let's see what Dude will tell us.

[TacoBull]

I've driven by Mesa Spa and looked but never went in. Your review helps. Don't think I can pony up enough for a threesome, but think it is worth a visit. Thanks.

No prob. They recently changed ownership and long time staple there Ivy is running the show. Ivy used to be my go to for AMP providers so we've got a good friendly relationship. She asked me to start sending in reviews for every visit with a new girl, so I don't know how much of the incredible service I've been getting is related to Ivy and the prospect of a review but it's been a dream come true on my end and I love that someone who put in the work now has an ownership stake so I try to support the place when I can.

[Rey KittyHawk]

I've driven by Mesa Spa and looked but never went in. Your review helps. Don't think I can pony up enough for a threesome, but think it is worth a visit. Thanks.

Had a threesome with Vivian and Yuki first thing this morning. Hadn't met either of them yet. I originally booked Vivian and Nancy but Ivy convinced me to sub Yuki for Nancy since she's new. Yuki was good. I'd guess she's in her 30's, in good shape with B or C cup implants, very into DFK and does a better DT than I've had in awhile. Vivian is an absolute bombshell. Also manmade B-C's but on a tiny frame, 5'0 or less, tight bubble butt and young, like early 20's. CFS and BBBJCIM that ended in Vivian's mouth, it's an amazing way to start your workday. I think Yuki's there for a bit, but Vivian is leaving in a few days. I'll be back Wednesday for either Vivian and Nancy or just Vivian. An ass like hers at an AMP is a rare find, got to take the time to enjoy her. And Nancy's leaving this week too. I've covered her here before but early 20's all natural with flawless boobs, wouldn't mind seeing her a third time.