Massage Parlor Reports

**VividTiger135** · 08-23-23 15:44

Lots of report on Massage Breeze aka Jen but I thought I would leave a review of my first experience with her.

First off, I think Jen is an incredibly attracted MILF. She has curly hair and wonderful breasts. She works out quite a bit and while she isn't the most fit (not fat / chubby at all), her ass has definitely benefited and is in great shape.

Massage was pretty awkward in the beginning as her cat was in the room and she didn't make it leave until after the first 10 minutes. The massage was incredibly mediocre, pretty much just lightly patting my back. The plus side is that I was roaming the entire time and when I asked her to get naked, she happily obliged. I will say that all of the reports about her talking about her son are spot on. She spent a good 30 minutes telling me her sons life story, I showed zero interest but she kept going. When it came time for the flip, she gave an amazing BBBJ. There was no eye contact or teasing by her, it was straight to the point but she has an incredible technique. I also didn't attempt to DFK but I was able to kiss all over her with the exception of DATY.

I have seen her a couple of times since and every session is pretty much the same, horrible massage, long talk about her son (sometimes politics), and an amazing BBBJ. If you are willing to put up with the lackluster massage and boring conversation, you get rewarded with an amazing BBBJ. I repeat as the value is incredible. I tried once for FS but was turned down.

She did install a ring doorbell BTW and it definitely captures you walking in.

**GoodTimer88** · 08-23-23 15:40

Originally Posted by VideoKing [View Original Post]

I have had the pleasure of receiving a lingam massage in Thailand several years ago. It is one thing that all men should experience. The purpose is to provide as much pleasure as possible before allowing the release. The downriver nuru lady made my experience last 38 minutes before I finally exploded. She fondled, caressed, stroked and tickled my crotch with varying degrees of pressure. She changed techniques often. The finish was super. I will return again very soon. It is good to know that this is available in the area.

Could you imagine if she ever trained a hot, young protégé? They would need to assign a cop to direct traffic in the area. I highly recommend her to all of my blind friends.

**JonMels** · 08-23-23 13:12

Originally Posted by RayRaynor [View Original Post]

I'm usually on the Strip Club forum and have never ventured into a massage place.

What is the protocol? From reading it seems there is an initial cost to the house for the massage itself. Then, do you negotiate the extras with the girl? Is that right?

What is going rate, what should I be expecting to pay?

Step 1: Only go to a place recommended by the Board. If it's a place like Magic, you'll negotiate in advance. Be clear about expectations such as BBBJ, FS. Be prepared to pay a couple of benjies or more.

Step 2: If you're at one of the other parlors (Starmoon, et al) pay the half hour or hour. During massage, give light touches on the leg casually. When she rubs your ass, open your legs. When she whispers "how much you give me baby" start low (60) and negotiate. It's only going to be an HJ with possible tit sucking, maybe FIV (but probably not).

Remember, these places know why you're there. They may play it cautious to start, but if you show your interest they'll pick up on it.

**DarioThreatt** · 08-23-23 11:08

Hello everyone,

I got ahold of Maria for the first time and scheduled an appointment! Honestly, I'm pretty new to this game and I've only ever really been to Star Moon and a few other AMPs. I have never been to an independent provider. She has been super awesome and communicative, and I've searched for results on the thread but I really only see brief testimonials with not many details. If someone could respond (or PM me) and let me know a little more of what to expect, and any tips or advice for me going into it! I wouldn't say I am nervous, more excited, but I would love to know a little bit more about what I'm getting into! Thanks everyone.

**ShvdSchtick** · 08-23-23 10:05

Commerce massage was great a few years back when Lisa 1 and 2 where there. Then it sold and I have not been back. Lisa #1 eventually became Wendy and move on to Grandriver and Haggerty. Would like to hear updated info.

**Ray Raynor** · 08-23-23 09:51

I'm usually on the Strip Club forum and have never ventured into a massage place.

What is the protocol? From reading it seems there is an initial cost to the house for the massage itself. Then, do you negotiate the extras with the girl? Is that right?

What is going rate, what should I be expecting to pay?

**SpankyBeAtIt** · 08-23-23 06:23

Originally Posted by RamButt [View Original Post]

There is no evidence that the spa or the number is in any way connected to the former or current police chief.

Oh, I totally get it. Just telling you what showed up on a google search. By all means take it any way you'd like.

**HouseOfCards** · 08-22-23 23:32

I've spoken favorably of Starmoon before, because I rather like the place. I don't go on about it because there's no real need for it and I'm not a shill for the place. That said, my experience tonight was deserving of a 5 star yelp review.

So, they were running busy and they agreed to stay late to give me a full hour without any fuss. That by itself is great, but it's not the first time. They had yet another new girl that was 30-ish or so and fairly attractive. (I didn't get the name because I doubt she'll be there longer than a month.) Her massage, teasing and HE skills were average at best, but she did take direction and she really worked at trying to get me to leave happy. Problem was that it just wasn't doing it for me for whatever reason. After a half hour of trying, she has to give up and I didn't blame her. Normally, when that happens, that's the end of it and I still tip for the effort. However, the other women there see her come out of the room sweating up a storm. Moments later, she comes back with the mamasan and other the provider (who I saw a couple weeks ago. Not great looking, but she has skills and a decent body) for an impromptu 6 hands finish. Damn near killed me. Holy hell. Anyway, no talk of extra tip or anything. Apparently, they just wanted to be sure I left satisfied.

I'm pretty sure that all of that was because I'm a regular there. I certainly appreciated it, though.

**VideoKing** · 08-22-23 19:12

I have had the pleasure of receiving a lingam massage in Thailand several years ago. It is one thing that all men should experience. The purpose is to provide as much pleasure as possible before allowing the release. The downriver nuru lady made my experience last 38 minutes before I finally exploded. She fondled, caressed, stroked and tickled my crotch with varying degrees of pressure. She changed techniques often. The finish was super. I will return again very soon. It is good to know that this is available in the area.

**RamButt** · 08-22-23 16:04

Originally Posted by SpankyBeAtIt [View Original Post]

Your PM is full. I'd be leery about Commerce Massage, the phone number is tied to the former police chief.

There is no evidence that the spa or the number is in any way connected to the former or current police chief.

**GoneInADay** · 08-22-23 12:41

Originally Posted by Leo24 [View Original Post]

Don't waste your time. 2 old ladies working, massage was good and HJ decent but they are not good looking at all.

Thank you. May try anyways. Any more reviews recent would be great.

**BBM1979** · 08-22-23 11:26

https://adultsearch.com/us/michigan/...y-rubs/3155568

I know she has been reviewed here before, but for whatever reason I can't seem to find past reports. Any info on her would be helpful. Is there any happy ending at all with her or is she massage only?

**SpankyBeAtIt** · 08-22-23 06:49

Originally Posted by HugeDk [View Original Post]

Any recent visits to either We Spa in Plymouth 5 mile and Haggerty or Commerce Massage at 14 mile and Haggerty? Can share here or PM me if you like. TIA.

Your PM is full. I'd be leery about Commerce Massage, the phone number is tied to the former police chief.