Massage Parlor Reports

**BuckshotWatson** · 08-18-23 10:57

Originally Posted by Fassbender3000 [View Original Post]

Ah man! I've wanted to see a Chinese provider. There has to be a good one out there somewhere. I've liked the Korean and Japanese ladies, and I'm still touring Asia so to speak.

May Spa in Fairfax is Chinese, and gets generally good reviews on this board. I recommend them.

**Fassbender3000** · 08-17-23 23:43

Originally Posted by MrFairfax [View Original Post]

Never, ever, ever go to a Chinese AMP. Their service sucks, their hygeine sucks, their talent 99% of the time sucks. Reading this just made me sad. I really wonder how these places stay in business with all the good K-AMPs we have around here.

Koreans all day every day brother.

Ah man! I've wanted to see a Chinese provider. There has to be a good one out there somewhere. I've liked the Korean and Japanese ladies, and I'm still touring Asia so to speak.

**Byah0** · 08-17-23 23:36

Originally Posted by Vbgent4u2c [View Original Post]

What does FHOH stand for? I searched the forum and can't find it.

http://hhspa.co/

**VelvetySkin** · 08-17-23 14:19

Back to Forever wellness. There's another girl, can't recall her name', but she's not my type so drew Grace again. TS for 5-6 min, excellent massage for 25-30 min, ST for 5 min and then head game till I blew in the bag. Her mouth grip is the best!

**Serpico99** · 08-17-23 13:50

I stopped by Palace in McLean last week to see Celine as I was hungry to munch on a skinny Korean's shaved pussy. Celine fits the bill. She has been reviewed on here before plenty of times. She is rail thin but no ass and small tits but she has a nice shaved pussy that tastes great and does a really good P2P. Her massage skills are OK, at least you get a half-way decent massage out of the house fee. Some people on here says her massage skills are excellent but I beg to differ, not excellent but decent. Love that she wears those itty bitty short shorts. It's 60 for the half hour and 80 for an hour, in terms of house fee. She they have a couple of new girls that must had rotated in. I did not see the other girls.

Today I was lucky to get in at ViVi Spa in Warrenton as a walk-in, after reading one monger's recent description of a provider wearing some short shorts and doing P2P. Last week I got skunked after attempting a walk-in as they were busy. Well not today, so I opted for the half hour (60 house fee) to test this place out. Jessica was my provider, tall, somewhat lean, older, but fuckable Chinese if I ever was presented the option to fuck her (she did not present that option). She was wearing regular shorts, that went to above her knees so no short shorts to be seen She asked me if this was my first time there and I said no, to ward off any hesitation on her part. She did a good medium massage, and spent the majority of the time on my lower back and ass cheeks, brushing along by ass crack. On the flip is when she asked me what I wanted. I could tell she has been in this business a while and she is a hustler by the way she was negotiating. We went back and forth, she wanted 100 to take her top off. I balked and said just do HJ. She said that would be 80, I balked again and she was a bit miffed but in the end she settled on 60 for HJ. I did some gently OTC roaming. She does an excellent job of edging, running her nails along my shaft and doing a one hand twist and then slowing down when requested. I busted a huge nut and she kept stroking to make me feel that agonizing pain (good pain LOL) after busting. On my way out, I saw another provider setting up one of the other rooms; she was shorted and wearing the god-awful leggings attire. I'll see Jessica again for the good HJ edging technique she does. In my opinion, just by her demeanor she probably will do FS or DATY but she will negotiate the hell out of you for big $$$ which isn't worth it considering better value options more north of Warrenton.

**Crude Oil** · 08-17-23 12:30

Originally Posted by Dunnit [View Original Post]

I have seen Kiko three times. Does she ever taken her top off? The most I got was top up and tits out of her bra. I thought I might get more on successive visits but that doesn't seem to be the case.

I haven't had the pleasure of seeing Kiko but if you want huge tits with big nipples my favorites are Tara, Nikki and Bella. In that order.

**MrFairfax** · 08-17-23 07:54

Originally Posted by PuntaJaco43 [View Original Post]

Two months ago, I visited Deep Blue in Herndon for the first time. This is a C-AMP and I drew Yu-Yu. She is a late 40's gal not great looking maybe a 5 with a 6 for a body. I paid the $50 HH entrance fee and laid down to wait for Yu-YU. She comes in and immediately starts running her fingers up and down my back and then between my legs, there was never a hint of a massage. Now she tells me that for $100 she will remove all her clothing and give me a HJ. I say OK! No money up front so I just went with it. Nice HJ while I rubbed her spot with cream while I was getting jacked. All over with and out the door in 20 minutes. It was Ok. Good Short time.

I re-visited yesterday because of an ad that I saw on Craigslist advertising, "new management" . I think maybe they have a hot new girl, but that wasn't the case, and the experience was not what I had expected. On entering I heard a door open and then it immediately shut. A gal at the far end of the hall appeared and motioned for me to come forward. As I passed the bathroom there was a terrible smell of defecation that now began to permeate the surrounding area; the massage room is adjacent to this bathroom that had just defiled. What a boner killer!

The gal is standing in the room, and I ask for Yu-Yu. She says, "I'm Yu-Yu" and proceeds to give me a big hug. I didn't remember her. Same HH deal, I lay down and she comes over and starts the same routine. I grab her ass; I turn over and I tell her that I want a BJ. She didn't understand so I put my finger in my mouth. She still doesn't get it. She points to her crotch, and I say, "no, I want a BJ". She looks at junior, (he is struggling by now) appraising the situation. She was drawing closer, she looked at me and then I thought that she was going for the BB but then she hesitated. Suddenly, she called out to her co-worker and walked out. WTF I thought. Did I insult her? She returns with these strips of cellophane, like Saran wrap. I have heard about this but never experienced it before. She warps the strips around my dick like a trimming a candy cane and then starts sucking. I told her harder and harder, I encouraged her because the whole prior experience had been a "Boner killer". Finally, I blew nice and hard and there was a lot of leakage. She unwrapped me and then I could see her rubbing the cum from just below her chin; what a mess. It was weird but not all that bad. I asked her how much, we settled on $120 and she was more than happy.

On my way out she introduces me to We-We. She had I look of relief on her face, so I am assuming she is the bathroom culprit. OK in looks but not more than a 5 and maybe a 6 in body. Both gals are very friendly and respectful but two visits is enough for me. Probably a good place for an inexpensive pump if you are in a hurry.

Gentleman always do better with the ladies.

Regards PJ.

Never, ever, ever go to a Chinese AMP. Their service sucks, their hygeine sucks, their talent 99% of the time sucks. Reading this just made me sad. I really wonder how these places stay in business with all the good K-AMPs we have around here.

Koreans all day every day brother.

**Jim Rob** · 08-16-23 21:31

I didn't think I would go back so soon, but I happened to be in the area and I said what the hell. I was greeted by Ruby, who is near 30. Ruby has decent boobs and thick nipples. The massage was pretty standard and quickly turned into roll over and play. Ruby demanded tip prior since she didn't know me, told me a prior monger didn't tip her for service. I gave her 150 for everything. Ruby rules are no kissing and everything covered, I just can't enjoy CBJ anymore, I rather have a HJ. She wanted me on top and let me finish on her belly. Very nice shaved 🐱. I kinda need kissing and bbj now to enjoy myself, I will try others and report. Take care my gentle monger brothers!!

**PuntaJaco43** · 08-16-23 14:13

Two months ago, I visited Deep Blue in Herndon for the first time. This is a C-AMP and I drew Yu-Yu. She is a late 40's gal not great looking maybe a 5 with a 6 for a body. I paid the $50 HH entrance fee and laid down to wait for Yu-YU. She comes in and immediately starts running her fingers up and down my back and then between my legs, there was never a hint of a massage. Now she tells me that for $100 she will remove all her clothing and give me a HJ. I say OK! No money up front so I just went with it. Nice HJ while I rubbed her spot with cream while I was getting jacked. All over with and out the door in 20 minutes. It was Ok. Good Short time.

I re-visited yesterday because of an ad that I saw on Craigslist advertising, "new management" . I think maybe they have a hot new girl, but that wasn't the case, and the experience was not what I had expected. On entering I heard a door open and then it immediately shut. A gal at the far end of the hall appeared and motioned for me to come forward. As I passed the bathroom there was a terrible smell of defecation that now began to permeate the surrounding area; the massage room is adjacent to this bathroom that had just defiled. What a boner killer!

The gal is standing in the room, and I ask for Yu-Yu. She says, "I'm Yu-Yu" and proceeds to give me a big hug. I didn't remember her. Same HH deal, I lay down and she comes over and starts the same routine. I grab her ass; I turn over and I tell her that I want a BJ. She didn't understand so I put my finger in my mouth. She still doesn't get it. She points to her crotch, and I say, "no, I want a BJ". She looks at junior, (he is struggling by now) appraising the situation. She was drawing closer, she looked at me and then I thought that she was going for the BB but then she hesitated. Suddenly, she called out to her co-worker and walked out. WTF I thought. Did I insult her? She returns with these strips of cellophane, like Saran wrap. I have heard about this but never experienced it before. She warps the strips around my dick like a trimming a candy cane and then starts sucking. I told her harder and harder, I encouraged her because the whole prior experience had been a "Boner killer". Finally, I blew nice and hard and there was a lot of leakage. She unwrapped me and then I could see her rubbing the cum from just below her chin; what a mess. It was weird but not all that bad. I asked her how much, we settled on $120 and she was more than happy.

On my way out she introduces me to We-We. She had I look of relief on her face, so I am assuming she is the bathroom culprit. OK in looks but not more than a 5 and maybe a 6 in body. Both gals are very friendly and respectful but two visits is enough for me. Probably a good place for an inexpensive pump if you are in a hurry.

Gentleman always do better with the ladies.

Regards PJ.

**DarkLunacy210** · 08-16-23 12:57

Saw the ad for this very busty and curvy Thai and couldn't resist. Saw some reviews, decided to take a dive, and sure glad I did. It is definitely her in the pics, and I think her breasts are even bigger in person. I'd say like Apple in Tysons, but much fuller than when I saw her. I don't think she could have been more than 5'0 tall either.

She speaks good English so communication isn't a problem, and she was very willing to make sure I enjoyed the entire time there. At a nice apartment complex in Arlington, required a door code to get in. Answered her door in a sexy little black robe. Went for 90 minutes, and started with BBBJ and finished between her breasts first. Then a good long massage followed, and ended with more BBBJ and covered FS. CIM was offered, but I finished before I could. BBBJ and CIM were offered at no extra.

I had a fantastic time and plan on repeating as long as she is here.

https://www.eros.com/washington_dc/f...819.htm?cat=26

**Barkeater** · 08-16-23 09:34

I have not heard great things about Harmony Spa, but personally have not tried them. If you check out the PV forum, you can find lots of reviews on Eden, ST, Bluegems, and Velvet, which have similar offerings. May be a little bit difficult to get through, and may require some screening info.

There is also a growing number of latina masseuses in the area worth checking out.

Be safe.

--BE.

Originally Posted by HamBama [View Original Post]

I'll be in town for the weekend to visit a buddy's grave. I was thinking of visiting https://www.harmony-spa.com/ for treat afterwards.

Looking through the forums, the review are convoluted of this place and "Harmoni Spa". So I was hoping someone can better clarify.

Is the massage here worth it and is HE include?

Any other recommendations for an old Vet?

**Ashoka** · 08-15-23 20:39

Being a connoisseur of both hanging labia and seasoned Asian women, and have never witnessed the confluence thereof, I dragged myself way out to Herndon to get eyes and other organs on. Tried calling first but no one picked up. After knocking and waiting a long minute a very short busty woman answered. I let her take me to a room. I asked for apple several times and got confused looks. The last time I asked I heard laughing from outside the hallway so I assume she was there. This girl was Mimi. Figured I might as well try her out since I pulled the vitamin v trigger before arrival. She gave a thorough TS and a decent massage. On the flip we discussed options. She wanted way too much for most options and I just sort of waited her out. She eventually negotiated herself down to what was still a high rate but I ended up being surprised by the quality of her BBBJ. She wasn't super tight for FS but could take a pounding to a solid finish. This was a Saturday so it might make sense to go midweek to avoid the junior varsity.

Originally Posted by PuntaJaco43 [View Original Post]

Hello all! The last time I had a session with a provider was prior to my Ortho surgery. I posted some concerns on the General Reports section regarding surgery and any possible bacterial infections that may arise from certain interactions with our much obliging massage providers. A good report to read if you are contemplating a prosthesis and want to stay safe.

I am just now getting back to my hobby and boy. Am I missing the ladies. Junior is totally annoyed with being jerked around these last few weeks, but we had to wait. I am approaching the hobby in a different way now; before it was anything goes but now it's going to be more guarded. Yes covered, but alas covered is so boring! I need something more BALLSEY so I decided that I would go in search of a great CBJ. I have never taken the time to fully appreciate this service; it's always been a prelude to FS. With so much pent-up demand, the decadence in me has emerged. I have realized that I am capable of being a pig- but always a respectful and polite one. My fantasy is to embark on a modest tour of some of the local Kamp's in search of this service. During my lengthy dreaming sessions this is one that I would like to share:

Herndon Therapy.

This was my first time there. This Herndon spa is located on the second floor of an old office building. The door to the establishment is trashed and looks like the entrance to a back-alley building. It would be easy to miss except that the unit number is on the door. I rang and was greeted by Apple! She is maybe 50 ish, a very attractive tall slender MILF, with a welcoming smile. I opted for HH at $60. The establishment is clean and has a pleasant atmosphere, but you wouldn't know this from the front door. Apple came in, we exchanged pleasantries, she asked if it was my first time, I said yes. She lays a sheet over my back and starts kneading my upper section with firm fingers and the next thing I know; she hops up and plants her wide crotch right on my but bone. She has a skirt on that is up to her waist and I can feel her P at ssy pressing down hard and grinding (Our Angel, Linda starts off her sessions like this, but YMMV) and moving from spot to spot on that one section of my ass. I took 5 minutes of this until I lost control; I ran the back of my hand up between her legs and started rubbing her generous and engorged lips.

I turn to my side, she jumps off, smiles, and asks what I would like. I tell her that I want a great BJ! She asks how much, we settled on 1. 20 and the next thing I know she strips and starts kissing my body and works down towards the object of her attention. I am staring down watching as she is licking my shaft. I was worried that she might go for a BBBJ, but like a lizard snaring a fly, her tongue emerges with a cover on its tip, (Who knows how she did this) I relaxed knowing that I am in good hands, and she is off to the races. A moment later she informs me that she is going to flip into a 69 position to get better traction. I am now staring up at this gorgeous hanging mass of Labia Maximus! (I made this term up) In normal times I would have my face and tongue planted all over this stuff. I was surprised at my self-control, so I just licked my fingers and spread those lips apart. Magnifico!! By this time, she is really going at it and suddenly she does a 180 back down to my side, I am close to the end, and I tell her; Harder!! She clamps down and I blow.

Gents, this was the best! Maybe because it's been 8 weeks, but God bless her she really came through. I recommend the lady and I am sure a FS dream is on the table if you fantasize hard enough.

Gentlemen do better with the ladies (my new recently amended line).

Regards.

PJ.

**HamBama** · 08-15-23 18:54

I'll be in town for the weekend to visit a buddy's grave. I was thinking of visiting https://www.harmony-spa.com/ for treat afterwards.

Looking through the forums, the review are convoluted of this place and "Harmoni Spa". So I was hoping someone can better clarify.

Is the massage here worth it and is HE include?

Any other recommendations for an old Vet?

**Member #6802** · 08-15-23 18:33

Originally Posted by Serpico99 [View Original Post]

For those that want discretion: This place is next to an auto mechanic shop. During normal business hours (especially when the weather is nice), you may see some people milling about in front of the auto shop and you may get stares if patronizing the spa next door. Thanks for the review, will have to check this place out again after my first attempt was scuttled when too many people were standing around in front of the auto shop just jaw slapping and bs-ing with each other.

I had another dream about ZY Massage in Woodbridge last Sunday. Another great visit and won't repeat details of my first.

My reason for posting is apparently not too many mongers are worried about the lookers from other businesses. My first dream, only heard door open / closed once (bell on door). This past dream, bell / buzzer went off almost as if it was a revolving door. LOL My provider said business had picked up since my last visit, and they were unusually busy for a Sunday. Although her face showed fatigue, she still gave an awesome, near CMT level massage with enough gas to end making me happy. Even though busy that day (only 4 girls versus 5 during previous dream), she didn't watch the clock or try to rush.

If choice (and budget) restricted me to one place. This would be it. Hopefully I can get an appointment with all the new mongers enjoying the place too. My dumbass forgot to get a name because the smile in her eyes turned my brain into mush.

**DCHung** · 08-15-23 14:37

Originally Posted by MrFairfax [View Original Post]

Hey can any of you PM me if you know of any BBBJ queens working at AMP's in NOVA? A decent / good massage is also important but a rubdown and a great BBBJ is my ideal session.

Thank you,

I think you have to stick the agencies to get it consistently.