Massage Parlor Reports

**Sticker** · 08-10-23 10:14

Ada is a new offering at Hypno, and I sampled her yesterday. Coco is back again, and she is also a decent romp (loves to say "you're my boyfriend" during the festivities).

Back to Ada, she's not on the same looks level as Alma or Sissy, but she is still easy on the eyes. Probably early 30's, medium height, C+ natural boobs showing just a bit of gravity pull (and nice half-dollar-sized areolas and responsive nips. Smooth skin and one small tat above her pubis, maybe hiding a C-section scar. Typical Chinese booty, but it does show nice curvature in poochy style.

Very limited English, like most girls there, but her passionate personality still shines through. She gives a very respectable BBBJ, including BLS and taint tongue-licking. She loves DFK and loves receiving DATY evening more (my neck is still sore today). And for the dudes here who often ask us DATY aficionados how we can go down on a provider, as I mentioned ad nauseam, Hypno girls don't BBFS, so there are no jizz deposits in their love tunnels, and they are good about hitting the shower to clean up well after a session. So just let it go, guys, you may find it distasteful; but I and many others find it delightful. To each his own.

The interesting thing is that after Ada came hard, and it was mounting time, her fun zone cinched up to the point that I could barely get the head in. That had me reevaluating the session as my southern soldier began to wilt, but I then had her suck me to full tilt again, cover still on. Then when I re-mounted, she had relaxed to the point where she could accommodate Sticker with just the right amount of slippery snugness. In both mish and doggy, she matched my thrusts with her own bounces, and I left Hypno smiling once again.

**BraveNuPengwin** · 08-10-23 08:58

Originally Posted by WhoreMaster91 [View Original Post]

How much was it?

It's not actually cheaper than believe, 130 mangos flat but if you want extras bbj etc they up sell you.

IMO the girls are not gf either, definitely avoid unless looking for a quick CBJ&LB.

**WhoreMaster 91** · 08-10-23 08:19

Originally Posted by ArchOwl [View Original Post]

Saw a few posts about Swan in S. A. , decided to give it a shot. Back parking lot is good for privacy but the spots assigned to the spa can get filled up fast. The girls I saw there were all 40's-50's. Awkward massage, took everything off after the flip. HJ, CBJ, CFS. Good for a cheap CFS if you're just looking for a warm hole. Didn't even get a name because I probably won't bother again unless I really get down on cash and need a release.

How much was it?

**HawaiiGuy** · 08-10-23 03:51

Originally Posted by OcAmper [View Original Post]

It's been too many years to recall what Los Alamitos did before the took their final step.

They left a LosAl police cruiser right at the front door. Due to the arrangement of the parking spots and the front door, they were able to park the cruiser so close, that the front door would not be able to be fully opened. The door could open and people could come and go, but there is no way of ignoring the message.

Forget the name, it was wildly popular in its time and that discouraged customers.

As Grimmy said, many ways to skin a cat, only limited by ones creativity.

I think this was the place run by Linda, who then moved to Santa Ana. Great times!

**Pasquelo** · 08-10-23 03:18

Originally Posted by Grimmy23 [View Original Post]

There are many different ways a city can shut down an MP without having law enforcement go barging in with lights and sirens. I've posted this many times before as an insider in the (legit) massage industry. Pulling an MP's business license is often the path of least resistance, and something that can be done quietly.

I'm here, so I obviously monger and support mongering, but I also support cities' rights and wishes to not have MPs in their town if that's their choice. There's a reason why some cities have MPs on every street corner wile some cities don't have any. Leone cities tolerate it as long as they aren't a public nuisance and some don't. That's perfectly fine by me. If the city I'm in is one that likes to crack down, there's probably plenty of options in another city not far away.

Grimmy, I fully agree with the others in support of your posts, even keeled, honest, and informative. I have benefited from them so please keep up the good work!

**ArtVandalay90** · 08-10-23 02:35

Originally Posted by FrankReynolds [View Original Post]

It was 120 out the door total for half hour. I miss that so much. Roku and Michelle so fire.

I never got to see Michelle unfortunately, but I loved seeing Roku and Rachael. Does anyone know if either are still in this business? I remember I would see Rachael posting ads on ListCrawler in 2019, but she was in San Diego so I never saw her.

**BraveNuPengwin** · 08-10-23 00:46

Originally Posted by JohnRichard [View Original Post]

I'm less interested in BBFS at high volume location. But do the ladies offer other extras such as rimming, cof, cim etc. ?

BTW, Nina is great of you like a tiny spinner. She brought a little Minnie mouse hair band to wear so she would looks even younger than her mid 30's. Also very fun girl, smiling throughout the season. I was probably first of the day.

Sometimes you get lucky and turn a girl on and she will with throw in salad toss freebie, I haven't found one in a while, please let me know when you find one (with or without extra coin).

**Grimmy23** · 08-09-23 23:45

Originally Posted by SlickJJ [View Original Post]

Grimmy there is more than one guy who appreciates your two cents. You have always shared information that I would have otherwise never heard. I'm thankful for your perspective and you have been more than helpful when I asked you questions. Keep up the good work!

Appreciate the kind words from you and Taws. I'll continue to chime in when I have something pertinent to share.

**Oc Amper** · 08-09-23 22:08

Originally Posted by Grimmy23 [View Original Post]

There are many different ways a city can shut down an MP without having law enforcement go barging in with lights and sirens. I've posted this many times before as an insider in the (legit) massage industry. Pulling an MP's business license is often the path of least resistance, and something that can be done quietly.

It's been too many years to recall what Los Alamitos did before the took their final step.

They left a LosAl police cruiser right at the front door. Due to the arrangement of the parking spots and the front door, they were able to park the cruiser so close, that the front door would not be able to be fully opened. The door could open and people could come and go, but there is no way of ignoring the message.

Forget the name, it was wildly popular in its time and that discouraged customers.

Another case, City of Lake Forest took the very expensive route. The tied the parlor's owner up in court, spending 100's of thousands in legal and court costs.

As Grimmy said, many ways to skin a cat, only limited by ones creativity.

**ArchOwl** · 08-09-23 21:56

Saw a few posts about Swan in S. A. , decided to give it a shot. Back parking lot is good for privacy but the spots assigned to the spa can get filled up fast. The girls I saw there were all 40's-50's. Awkward massage, took everything off after the flip. HJ, CBJ, CFS. Good for a cheap CFS if you're just looking for a warm hole. Didn't even get a name because I probably won't bother again unless I really get down on cash and need a release.

**JohnRichard** · 08-09-23 20:27

Originally Posted by Sticker [View Original Post]

I use "sniffing" as a figure of speech. That said, I have noted on more than one occasion that I enjoy DATY, although I understand that it doesn't appeal to some mongers, especially when a provider is the recipient. At Hypno, since I don't believe that providers are offering BBFS, I don't shy away from it. Mamasan let's new providers know that's part of my routine, and after they greet me, I watch them on the CCTV going down the hall to do an extra kitty washing.

On the other hand, my independent ATF, does include BBFS for me and other selected clients. Even so, when I'm seeing her, it's always her first appointment of the day so she is as fresh as possible. That's our mutual agreement (and no, I'm not disclosing her contact info).

Everyone's different and has their own threshold of what they will go for when mongering. I've traveled extensively, during which time I've eaten many unidentifiable or questionable street vendor foods, and I've never gotten ill. So I'm a guy who embraces eating many things, including females.

I'm less interested in BBFS at high volume location. But do the ladies offer other extras such as rimming, cof, cim etc. ?

BTW, Nina is great of you like a tiny spinner. She brought a little Minnie mouse hair band to wear so she would looks even younger than her mid 30's. Also very fun girl, smiling throughout the season. I was probably first of the day.

**BraveNuPengwin** · 08-09-23 19:03

Originally Posted by ArtVandalay90 [View Original Post]

I think NuruGurus back in the day was $120 out the door. I stopped going to Nuru places after they closed. Nothing could top those experiences.

I hear ya man, only went a few times when it seemed to be popular.

I was able to score FS with a 20 yr hotty (but It's money in the hole.

Anything over 140 for a half is too expensive IMO, I don't care for the strip bar ripoff aftertaste.

In Latin / Asian / eastern countries you can probably get 2 or 3 ladies for the price of a Nuru.

Plus you get to travel.

**SlickJJ** · 08-09-23 18:56

Originally Posted by Taws6 [View Original Post]

Grimmy, I've always found your posts to be informative, even keel and have learned from what you have stated in the past & used that information I hope to be safer, understand I hope a bit from "the other side of the table" to make encounters as much as a win-win for everyone.

My point is, you occasionally get shit from others, but I'm one guy that appreciates your contributions.

Thanks.

Grimmy there is more than one guy who appreciates your two cents. You have always shared information that I would have otherwise never heard. I'm thankful for your perspective and you have been more than helpful when I asked you questions. Keep up the good work!

**FrankReynolds** · 08-09-23 15:40

Originally Posted by ArtVandalay90 [View Original Post]

I think NuruGurus back in the day was $120 out the door. I stopped going to Nuru places after they closed. Nothing could top those experiences.

It was 120 out the door total for half hour. I miss that so much. Roku and Michelle so fire.

**Taws6** · 08-09-23 12:54

Originally Posted by Grimmy23 [View Original Post]

There are many different ways a city can shut down an MP ........I've posted this many times before as an insider in the (legit) massage industry. ......I'm here, so I obviously monger and support mongering, .

Grimmy, I've always found your posts to be informative, even keel and have learned from what you have stated in the past & used that information I hope to be safer, understand I hope a bit from "the other side of the table" to make encounters as much as a win-win for everyone.

My point is, you occasionally get shit from others, but I'm one guy that appreciates your contributions.

Thanks.