Massage Parlor Reports

**Asphalt** · 07-13-23 20:02

First time at this AMP. Ruby led me to the room and the whole time I couldn't take my eyes off her chest. It was big and only helped a little bit by a generous bra. The main effect was to make her look a bit more curvy than when her clothes are off but it isn't false advertising at all. She's strong enough for a good massage and does a fair job of it. On the flip she leans over and asks what I want. I said nude and immediately she begin to take off her clothes with no negotiation. Those natural tits of hers just might make it into the F. Digitola hall of fame, not right at the top but on the list somewhere. She's a thick girl but also has a great butt, nice legs and a belly that isn't sagging down over the belt line. I can't remember the order of things but the for the next ten minutes she danced nude on the table over top of me, licked jr a few times and slid her smooth, beautiful tits up and down my body. She finally settled down to lick my nipples, still smiling at me. She was so sexy I blew onto her belly while she's laying on top of me. I don't know what else is on offer there but I'll return soon and find out. . 8 to the house and 1. 2 to her.

**FourNick8** · 07-13-23 16:35

Originally Posted by DanznMan [View Original Post]

I tried Uuu-Neek today and drew "Linda", short, dumpy but with a pleasant personality. 30 minutes of oil rub with no hint of a happy ending. She is friendly and provides a decent oil rub but I didn't get any "fun". Tina at Classic (across the street) does a better massage and HE. Well Done FourNick. You either got a different masseuse or you're dead ringer for Brad Pitt.

Sorry the visit didn't work out for you. All I can say is I'm definitely not Brad Pitt.

One has to remember that Viet nail salons are different than AMP's. They get most of their business for Ladies getting their hails and hair done and are not going to rish their livelihood on a happy ending for a new and unknown customer (the exception to this is Tina at TK Nails who makes 99% of her money in the back room).

When I first reported on Hannah at Classic back in 2021 several mongers reported that they showed up or cold called for a massage and were turned away. After I reported on Julie at Boulevard I returned for a third visit and she was reluctant to even do a hand job. She said the manager had put het on notice because mongers were calling in asking for a HJ massage appointment.

I also act different in a nail place vs the AMP's where I can be cocky, touchy, ass feely, and make sexual innuendo. Once you are in you can give direction but only hope they take it. My last time at you-Neek I only said ChowM (hello) and thank you to the girl but gave direction by pointing to my ass while on the table and placing her other hand on my balls after the flip.

I have had a thing for Vietnamese girls ever since I had my first 18 yo 4"10" fucktoy in Hanoi back in 2009.

http://www.internationalsexguide.nl/...Hanoi&p=864206#post864206.

Just today I went for my monthly hair cut where my Viet lady barber likes to lean against the barber chair for balance. You already where I keep my hands under the barber drape and she leaned her pussy right against my hand for a good 20 seconds while I knuckled her. All this while her husband was 10 feet away working at another station. Life goes on.

**DanznMan** · 07-13-23 13:18

I tried Uuu-Neek today and drew "Linda", short, dumpy but with a pleasant personality. 30 minutes of oil rub with no hint of a happy ending. She is friendly and provides a decent oil rub but I didn't get any "fun". Tina at Classic (across the street) does a better massage and HE. Well Done FourNick. You either got a different masseuse or you're dead ringer for Brad Pitt.

Originally Posted by FourNick8 [View Original Post]

I had the day off from work and wanted to take care of business. First stop Kim's waxing spa in downtown Vienna across from the Exxon station. I get my ears waxed month (a byproduct of aging) and wanted to try a new place when I saw her add in Craigslist. Opened the door to meet a 40 something pretty and slim Thai girl wearing shorts and a t-shirt. She was all talkative and flirty and before we got started she convinced me to get a Brazilian. She's been in the states for 20 years so she speaks perfect English and she loves to talk about Thailand. Once I was on the table and she started ripping my pubic hairs out my hand instinctively went up her shorts to rub that sweet ass. She was OK with me going anywhere that wasn't covered by her thong but hey, I didn't expect her to act like an AMP girl. She can talk dirty and she was tugging on my dick way more than was necessary for the waxing BUT she wouldn't do anything sexual. She even suggested that I go across the hall to an unknown AMP and they would jerk me off. Getting nowhere and with blue balls I thanked her for her time and tipped her but while getting dressed I still had a boner so, just playfully, I sat down and started stroking it in front of her. She watched for a bit and then said OK I have another customer coming. She is pretty and cute but I probably won't return. 1. It wasn't a real Brazilian as she didn't touch my ass hair (Joyce said I had a harry ass when she tossed my salad) and 2. Her only extra service is Blue Balls. Cost. 75 waxing and. 15 tip.

Leaving unsatisfied but slick as a baby down there I remembered all the chatter recently about 8300 Forever Wellness. Knowing I had a snowball chance finding Grace available midday I drive over there anyway to check her out. Grace answered the door but said she was busy and to come back in two hours. She was wearing that yellow miniskirt that Coolways described and I was tempted to ask her to lift it up to she if she had on panties but decided not to. Too long to wait so I guess I will have to wait for another day to sample that head game. Her body does look tight but she is a bit of a butter face in my opinion.

Next stop the Viet nail places on Lee Highway. My first choice is Hannah at Classic but she would be pissed if I showed up with a fresh Brazilian that she didn't do, so I went across the street to you-Neek. I don't know her name but she is the same girl I saw last year and pretty sure the only one there giving massage. Told the manager 30 min and she led me back to the room where I stripped end laid face down. Massage girl came in, turned off the lights, turned on the Zen music without speaking a word. She went straight soft touch on my inner thighs, balls, and dick that lasted 10 min before the flip. Still not a word but she went at it slow with both hands and oil while I pulled down her pants and panties and pulled up her bra. She was OK with boob, pussy, and ass play but no FIV or FIA. Her HJ was excellent and she had her hands on my dick for the entire 30 minutes without saying a word. Will definitely go back when I just need a relaxing time to clear my head and balls. Damage. 4 house and. 4 tip.

All of this was about the same coin as fucking Joyce but at least I went home with hairless ears and balls.

**KeyKing7** · 07-13-23 12:48

Learned my lesson from last time and did my homework before going in. Also took only $$ for house rate and tip with me so I'm not tempted to overspend.

Called in the AM and asked if lisa was available midday. After getting the confirmation, I made for the address. Mamasan greeted me and took me into a room where lisa showed up not long after. All reports are accurate: older, nice figure, decent face, bubbly B's. TS was okay; nothing to note. Maybe about 5 minutes max. Get back to the room, and mounted massage began. Lisa is very good at massaging; a lot of other providers I've seen are basically stabbing their fingers into you like you owe them lunch money, but she actually had a great deep massage and especially worked neck and head very well.

On the flip, asks if I'm wanting to release some more stress. I said I got $. 2 and she offered bbj and dress off. Pretty mechanical, but still worth the fare imo. After finishing, laid a towel on and worked the front for a bit. She said "next time, bring more" before I left LOL. Overall would repeat, great massage and her English is much better than some of the others I've seen in the Tyson's / Alexandria area. She even gave me a few tips for how to massage partner's hands. Go with confidence.

Edited: spelling

**Collio2** · 07-12-23 22:19

I am not a regular customer at Kwellness, but this wasn't my first visit. I always had good experience there. My provider was Blue. First of all, she has a great massaging skills. One of the best among the providers in AMPs. I could have just paid for the massage itself. But what made me turned on was her attitude and looks. She greeted me with a beautiful smile and got me satisfied during the whole session professionally. I had a great time with Blue trying many different stuff. She is a good girl worth every penny.

**MechanicJack** · 07-12-23 09:39

Originally Posted by DoYouKnow [View Original Post]

She looks simply amazing, Gave me an address in DC off of 14th St, but not feeling a good vibe, and I don't care for her to come to my residence. I'm not that guy. So have anyone venture off of this site and used anyone. I have a few times and have been 100% success. She is visiting this week.

https://www.massagefinder.com/massage-therapists/45548/

I agree she is gorgeous. Out of curiosity, why weren't you feeling a good vibe about the 14th street incall location? Her ad says she is here for two more days and I'm intrigued, but have never ventured to independent providers before and don't know the ins and outs.

**DoYouKnow** · 07-11-23 19:55

She looks simply amazing, Gave me an address in DC off of 14th St, but not feeling a good vibe, and I don't care for her to come to my residence. I'm not that guy. So have anyone venture off of this site and used anyone. I have a few times and have been 100% success. She is visiting this week.

https://www.massagefinder.com/massage-therapists/45548/

**RubLover21** · 07-11-23 17:08

Originally Posted by LowerBackPain [View Original Post]

In terms of what I look for in age (older and spinner-type girlish shape) she is a 10. I will not make the mistake of doing a comparison here BTW the other 2 lovelies there as I've learned from the first gen crew at Pinetree Fairfax that these ladies are competitive with one another and will squeeze another girl out. In fact, what initially sent me to NewKing was I'd heard they were older / Korean and hoping to find members of the old Pinetree staff there. Consider being one of the regular providers at SunTherapy off backlick and then Kim / Sonia swoops in from NY or Chicago for a few weeks. Suddenly a wave of mongers flood the place; waiting in two rooms for her. Things go from being slow to drought for provider A; particularly if she sees some of her regular customers slipping out of the front door when she didn't ever know he was there. In short, these ladies can get chippy with one another and we don't want to upset lovely June or Sophia, BUT Lisa is a keeper. She arrived from NY around mid-May. Her shower time may be quick / lacking for some, but she will repeat if asked. Wearing the nicest thigh high skirt and thong panties. Very good mounted massage and daty available for those who enjoy dining-out. Pay her visit before she vanishes. 0. 8 for the hr and my usual 1. 0 for the lovely. Any guesses at the ages at NewKing? . I'm usually good at this but not the case with these ladies.

Personally, I worry less about being able to identify the vintage than I do about the quality of the bouquet. (Meow).

**LowerBackPain** · 07-11-23 14:49

In terms of what I look for in age (older and spinner-type girlish shape) she is a 10. I will not make the mistake of doing a comparison here BTW the other 2 lovelies there as I've learned from the first gen crew at Pinetree Fairfax that these ladies are competitive with one another and will squeeze another girl out. In fact, what initially sent me to NewKing was I'd heard they were older / Korean and hoping to find members of the old Pinetree staff there. Consider being one of the regular providers at SunTherapy off backlick and then Kim / Sonia swoops in from NY or Chicago for a few weeks. Suddenly a wave of mongers flood the place; waiting in two rooms for her. Things go from being slow to drought for provider A; particularly if she sees some of her regular customers slipping out of the front door when she didn't ever know he was there. In short, these ladies can get chippy with one another and we don't want to upset lovely June or Sophia, BUT Lisa is a keeper. She arrived from NY around mid-May. Her shower time may be quick / lacking for some, but she will repeat if asked. Wearing the nicest thigh high skirt and thong panties. Very good mounted massage and daty available for those who enjoy dining-out. Pay her visit before she vanishes. 0. 8 for the hr and my usual 1. 0 for the lovely. Any guesses at the ages at NewKing? . I'm usually good at this but not the case with these ladies.

Originally Posted by RickNva [View Original Post]

I visited New King earlier this week and left very happy. Kim was supposedly on vacation when I requested her. I drew Lisa who gave fun table shower followed by decent thorough massage. On flip, she dropped her dress and laid on top for some unexpected GFE (a first for me at any AMP). Another first was bbj (without asking). My medications only allow me to get semi-hard so I'm assuming that's why she did it without cover. Some LFK and DATY (both 69 and her on her back) before getting to the HE. Got full hour and finished with HJ. No negotiations on tip, she left it up to me, gave $. 2 for the first experiences. I'll go back if I'm in the area again.
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RubLover21: Hadn't been out to New King in a while, but had the urge the other day. Drew Lisa in short dark skirt and top, shoulder-length hair, 35-40? Pretty face. Straddled me for the initial rub, then worked my head and shoulders. Brief pause, next I knew two augmented but nice, delightfully bare B-cups were on my back. (Always a good sign when that precedes tip negotiations.) Asked for full nude for. 1 - received a little Russian (or Spanish if you're French, funny thing language is), offered titties to kiss, affectionate cuddles. And then without prompting she jumps on for a camel slide.
I can usually last a while but SPLOOSH. "Next time we can make love". Good idea!

**MdBlues1** · 07-11-23 11:59

Originally Posted by BbqCreme [View Original Post]

Made a trip to May Wellness.

All the girls were busy so the mamasan Nicole handle offered to work on me.

She looks good for her age, standard HE finish, allowed me to nurse.

Her English is great, and she's always telling me about her new girls.

Told me about a new girl named "nana", apparently this is her "first time" doing stuff like this.

Anyone get to try her?

I believe I met Nana upon leaving there the other day. I had to ask twice for her name and still wasn't sure. But, if so she is up to appearance of the other women here.

**MarcusGoinsBig** · 07-11-23 11:45

Hey fellas,

I am wondering if anyone here has had a couple massage at FHOH, or anywhere else in NoVa, for that matter. I have a GF that would love this and I'm curious if there would be any "bonus services" at FHOH. Or elsewhere.

Feel free to PM if you'd prefer.

Thanks in advance.

Marc.

**Barkeater** · 07-11-23 11:44

With all this talk of teddies, I finally paid a visit to Ronda, one of the Thai independents that I have not been to yet.

https://us-nova.bedpage.com/therapeu.../23027864.html

Boy, I was really glad that I did! No FS, at least during this trip, but but she was extremely experienced in the PM activity, which I had been meaning to try.

Plus, she has a really great set of knockers, and unlike almost everybody else advertising, she looks exactly as pictured in her ads on BP. Plus she is an extremely kind person, and we talked about health concerns for a while afterwards like old friends.

Always be kind to the ladies, and stay safe my friends.

--BE.

**Severance15** · 07-11-23 09:30

Originally Posted by EngrossingMILF [View Original Post]

Stopped in Forever Wellness 8300 to check Grace out. I thought what a cutie! She's young and fresh MILF who gave me an awesome massage followed by head bobbing job. She removed most of kinks on my back and then dried my nuts out. I think I might fall in love with her. I know it doesn't make sense but my body wants her. Can't wait to go back to her.

Translated or untranslated bobbing?

**AlmostRetired** · 07-10-23 23:39

I haven't had a dream for quite a bit and as a man who loves natural DD's and based on good reviews here I decided to give Kiko a visit at Diamond Flash Spa. As she has been reviewed extensively I'll add a few opinions and details. First especially in this crazy heat, a TS is a must for me and they didn't have one so that was a bummer. They do have a standing shower upon request and for some extra digits. The location is both a plus and a minus IMHO. As it's a big office building, just like FHOH, lots of activities around including a restaurant in the ground level, so if you prefer a more discreet setting, it's not ideal, but if that's not a worry, then, nothing to worry about. A minor issue is they don't have the std AMP two door set up, where the outer door is open and the bell is on the inner locked door. Here the bell is on the outer door, so a few pple walked past as I waited to have the door opened. I really needed a massage and wasn't going for much more this visit. I'd say the massage was really good and I will likely revisit for that. She was very playful from the get go, slapped the good ole butt a few times and teased the boys, so I was quite sure that the menu was probably open. On the flip, a nice dream and a very nice happy ending, and I did get to enjoy the DD's. She was a tad bit reserved I guess being my first visit. We shall see how that improves over time. She most certainly compares to Bella with that super full rack, but massage wise, Bella may be just a bit ahead. Last note she asked how I found about her and asked if it was based on some reviews. So adventurists should keep in mind they are right here with us at times! Overall it was a satisfactory dream. If you need more details send a PM.

Always be nice to the ladies and be safe out there.

AR.

**BbqCreme** · 07-10-23 22:15

Originally Posted by EngrossingMILF [View Original Post]

Stopped in Forever Wellness 8300 to check Grace out. I thought what a cutie! She's young and fresh MILF who gave me an awesome massage followed by head bobbing job. She removed most of kinks on my back and then dried my nuts out. I think I might fall in love with her. I know it doesn't make sense but my body wants her. Can't wait to go back to her.

How does Grace look age wise?