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 Originally Posted by SuperMan333
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How tall is the girl? No one seems to have mentioned that yet. On a Chinese forum someone said she is about 160 cm. The John also expressed he was a bit underwhelmed compared to the hype generated. If she is short, I'll probably going to cancel the appointment and give up the spot to other.
She's about 5'3" maybe. Definitely on the shorter side, but not like short short.
 Originally Posted by Kent747
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How would you guys compare Celine's visuals vs NG and Elle aka Venus?
Maybe I'm biased because Elle and NG are my ATF, but I would put both NG and Elle above her in overall looks. NG and Elle have the same body type, skinny and modelesque. NG's face is cuter, but Elle's face is more mature and sexy. NG's body is soft and pale, while Elle's gives off a very mature and sexy vibe. Her skin tone is similar to Elle. Elle's body still wows me because it's almost unrealistically perfect the way her waist is so small and her ass is so perfectly shaped. Celine has a more natural looking face, so some will probably find her prettier. Her smile is very genuine as mentioned, and she's cuter than both of them, but I can't say she's better looking than them. Maybe her face is nicer, but her body falls short to NG and Elle, IMO. This is not to say she doesn't have a nice body, because she does, but when you compare her to Elle and NG, I would not put her above them unless you prefer smaller girls. If anything her body reminds me of Lady Belle's. Short and slim, with a round ass. Her boobs are natural and really big, a similar shape to NG's but bigger and saggier. Great ratio, but I prefer taller girls. Others will disagree.
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Celine
How would you guys compare Celine's visuals vs NG and Elle aka Venus?
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 Originally Posted by AlexisDavis
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Finally got around to seeing Celine. I'm very confused about the hype. Is she a good provider? Yes, absolutely. Does it make sense for her to be fully booked 3-4 weeks out? No way.
I would say she's an all-arounder like NG, Hana, Baby Yuna, and Ina. Meaning looks, service, and personality are all equally good. But there's really no area where she's outstanding. Her face is probably best feature, but she's not as pretty as Rose, for example. Her body is okay, but it's not perfect like Elle's. Her service is good, but she's not a sex machine like Hana. Her personality is nice and friendly, but she's kind of quirky in a non-sexy way.
She has natural DD's, but they're kind of saggy. Her ass is decent, but not toned. BBBJ is good, but also nothing crazy and slightly toothy. She is quite dominant though, which I haven't really seen since Jean a couple years back. And she has a lot of energy, although she never tried to offer a second round with 20 minutes on the clock. She speaks pretty good English, but not near fluent like Haven or Baby Yuna.
Overall, yes, she's a good time and worth seeing, but personally I think if you can't get a slot with her before she leaves, you're not missing anything. She also doesn't look like any celebrities that I can compare to. I disagree that she looks better than her ad pics. The girl in the ad is hotter and has a nicer body.
How tall is the girl? No one seems to have mentioned that yet. On a Chinese forum someone said she is about 160 cm. The John also expressed he was a bit underwhelmed compared to the hype generated. If she is short, I'll probably going to cancel the appointment and give up the spot to other.
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 Originally Posted by AlexisDavis
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Finally got around to seeing Celine. I'm very confused about the hype. Is she a good provider? Yes, absolutely. Does it make sense for her to be fully booked 3-4 weeks out? No way.
I would say she's an all-arounder like NG, Hana, Baby Yuna, and Ina. Meaning looks, service, and personality are all equally good. But there's really no area where she's outstanding. Her face is probably best feature, but she's not as pretty as Rose, for example. Her body is okay, but it's not perfect like Elle's. Her service is good, but she's not a sex machine like Hana. Her personality is nice and friendly, but she's kind of quirky in a non-sexy way.
She has natural DD's, but they're kind of saggy. Her ass is decent, but not toned. BBBJ is good, but also nothing crazy and slightly toothy. She is quite dominant though, which I haven't really seen since Jean a couple years back. And she has a lot of energy, although she never tried to offer a second round with 20 minutes on the clock. She speaks pretty good English, but not near fluent like Haven or Baby Yuna.
Overall, yes, she's a good time and worth seeing, but personally I think if you can't get a slot with her before she leaves, you're not missing anything. She also doesn't look like any celebrities that I can compare to. I disagree that she looks better than her ad pics. The girl in the ad is hotter and has a nicer body.
Thanks for this, I seem to always align my preference in girls with yours so this is super helpful.
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 Originally Posted by AlexisDavis
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Finally got around to seeing Celine. I'm very confused about the hype. Is she a good provider? Yes, absolutely. Does it make sense for her to be fully booked 3-4 weeks out? No way.
I would say she's an all-arounder like NG, Hana, Baby Yuna, and Ina. Meaning looks, service, and personality are all equally good. But there's really no area where she's outstanding. Her face is probably best feature, but she's not as pretty as Rose, for example. Her body is okay, but it's not perfect like Elle's. Her service is good, but she's not a sex machine like Hana. Her personality is nice and friendly, but she's kind of quirky in a non-sexy way.
She has natural DD's, but they're kind of saggy. Her ass is decent, but not toned. BBBJ is good, but also nothing crazy and slightly toothy. She is quite dominant though, which I haven't really seen since Jean a couple years back. And she has a lot of energy, although she never tried to offer a second round with 20 minutes on the clock. She speaks pretty good English, but not near fluent like Haven or Baby Yuna.
Overall, yes, she's a good time and worth seeing, but personally I think if you can't get a slot with her before she leaves, you're not missing anything. She also doesn't look like any celebrities that I can compare to. I disagree that she looks better than her ad pics. The girl in the ad is hotter and has a nicer body.
I mentioned a lot of this in my review LOL. So I agree with some of your post as I did say I gave her a 9 due to her fitting what I like personally for body, face, overall looks but others would give her an 8. 5 ish or 8. Which if you've seen the girls I rank a 7. 5 in looks than she is for sure better looking. I wish I would have seen Rose, even NG told me to see her but I couldn't make time. The good thing is Rose is allegedly coming back with the next 60 days or less. No regarding the second shot. I mentioned she is not a service queen and also she is strict on the no MSOG from what I've heard Haha.
Regarding her not being near as fluent as baby Yuna or haven. That's very weird. We have had full out conversations that were way more advanced than any convo I've had with baby Yuna or haven. Any particular reason you felt she wasn't as fluent?
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Celine
 Originally Posted by JohnHada
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Celine's schedule is literally fully booked. She plans on leaving mid-end July so if you don't have anything booked, it's better to find another HYA!
Finally got around to seeing Celine. I'm very confused about the hype. Is she a good provider? Yes, absolutely. Does it make sense for her to be fully booked 3-4 weeks out? No way.
I would say she's an all-arounder like NG, Hana, Baby Yuna, and Ina. Meaning looks, service, and personality are all equally good. But there's really no area where she's outstanding. Her face is probably best feature, but she's not as pretty as Rose, for example. Her body is okay, but it's not perfect like Elle's. Her service is good, but she's not a sex machine like Hana. Her personality is nice and friendly, but she's kind of quirky in a non-sexy way.
She has natural DD's, but they're kind of saggy. Her ass is decent, but not toned. BBBJ is good, but also nothing crazy and slightly toothy. She is quite dominant though, which I haven't really seen since Jean a couple years back. And she has a lot of energy, although she never tried to offer a second round with 20 minutes on the clock. She speaks pretty good English, but not near fluent like Haven or Baby Yuna.
Overall, yes, she's a good time and worth seeing, but personally I think if you can't get a slot with her before she leaves, you're not missing anything. She also doesn't look like any celebrities that I can compare to. I disagree that she looks better than her ad pics. The girl in the ad is hotter and has a nicer body.
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Celine
Celine's schedule is literally fully booked. She plans on leaving mid-end July so if you don't have anything booked, it's better to find another HYA!
 Originally Posted by GlibBest
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Hey Boner,
Please give us you current ranking or tiers of HYAs. Awhile back someone did an extensive breakdown with emojis to describe various attributes each HYA possesses, such as hotness and repeatability factor, maybe that was you.
Could you give us something similar, or maybe less extensive but some sort of tiered system to rank the current scene?
It would be greatly appreciated. I've been asking booker about Celine but no 11 am appts until at least the end of July if even then, so looking for another "top tier" girl.
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 Originally Posted by HapaBoy86
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Went the other day and was late so I kinda jog walked past this dude to the call box. Soon as I got within 3 ft of him this fat mothereffer was breathing so heavily it was comical.
Jetted right by this fat f*ck and entered the code since I already had it went in and got to room. Headed to bedroom with my gal and we dfk'd once the door shut.
Within 2 minutes I hear the front door creak open and low behold that Fat Motherffffer walked in cause I heard that huff and puffing. Seriously, felt bad for my girls roommate!
Another sign is when the dude walks out freshly showerd and his jacket or shirt is wet from his hair after taking a shower. LOL.
Disgusting.
I'm a reg for a legend who returned up north and asked about business. Said I was rare because of how clean, in shape, and polite I am. Like. Are the standards of men really that low in this hobby? Holy shit.
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Boner please give us your ranking or tiers of current HYAs
Hey Boner,
Please give us you current ranking or tiers of HYAs. Awhile back someone did an extensive breakdown with emojis to describe various attributes each HYA possesses, such as hotness and repeatability factor, maybe that was you.
Could you give us something similar, or maybe less extensive but some sort of tiered system to rank the current scene?
It would be greatly appreciated. I've been asking booker about Celine but no 11 am appts until at least the end of July if even then, so looking for another "top tier" girl.
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 Originally Posted by JohnHada
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So celine just has a physically attractive body, specifically her boobs.
What about her face which is most important for me. DDG or just plain cute.
Hey John. Not sure what classifies as DDG so if someone could help me out here that would be great.
But to respond to your question. Her face is beautiful, with a genuine smile, and really happy shiny eyes. She's not exactly hot looking. Or like a slutty promiscuous women but she can be. She just doesn't look like it. Her skin tone is not the typical pale kpop girl. Rather it's more tan / brown. She's not dark by an means. But she's definitely not white or pale. IMO, her skin is perfect. It's my preference as the Kpop white isn't that attractive to me. I like it but I prefer Celine's skin tone. Maybe it's because I ain't white or pale myself? Who knows. But her skin tone just feels realistic and overall her looks is what I personally prefer / like.
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 Originally Posted by BonerAppetitty
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I like ZZ but he should just ignore things unrelated to him having a good time at the incall LOL. That's what I do.
You don't want the MVP trophy anymore? Thanks for taking the time to review in details. Continue to write whatever you enjoy writing. Better than guys who flex with nothing useful.
I have no problem with your posts. Quite a few bros think you are a great help. Don't leave bros alone with Boner, he will get more salty and starting saying "Boner is sad" cause he has no help.
Man, Boner feelings were hurt a few times by bros complaining, even wondered why he is doing this sometimes, but Boner is still here for the legacy. To make LA great again!
You know for me. Writing all the details possible is important. I don't share every single detail because I don't want to be identified or give too much info on the girls. But I would have never thought of or even had OTC if I didn't see other mongers posting about it. That literally was a light bulb moment for me. And it's led to many of the clock sessions, girls staying in touch, girls staying over for a week at my place or even longer when they are off or on vacation. So I see it as a way of paying it forward. If I can get OTC, chances are so can you. Luckily for me, I'm still young, decent shape, somewhat handsome, and so I don't have to really pay for OTC nor could I afford it. But everyone has their way of getting it. Some mongers have deep pockets or are willing to spend their savings. Some are just decent look dudes that girls have some sort of attraction to and they want to spend acutal time with on a normal non working day. And some have deep pockets and decent looking LOL. Whatever works for you. I just hate when people overdo it and run up the price a bit too much but it is what it is.
I like ZZ too. But I will never stop as my feelings can't be hurt by strangers on the internet. LOL.
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 Originally Posted by BonerAppetitty
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#1 HYA in SoCal and perhaps in Cali for Kgirls.
A new epitome of HYA. Even GKS booker recognizes HYA standard. Booker description below is pretty accurate. Beauty and boobs make her hot.
"New HYA. She's hot, young, and new to this type of work. She's here for short time, so see her while she's still here. Face is very pretty, but best feature is the body. Slim waist, big boobs. ".
Fake pics, but her face, boobs, and slender body looks better than model with black phone. Face is prettier than Kpop BlackPink. Got some ass too. Sports 4 x4 cm, 1 mm trimmed patch above pink pussy with skin tone pussy lips. Nice skin similar to attached Jessi's P.S. Pic or Haven.
Boobs also look similar to Jessi's pic but better. Like a huge tear drop and ends with light brown, larger than pepperoni areola. Nipple can grow erect to 3/4 inch, 1/2 inch diameter. Her natural big boobs look and felt better than most current K-boobs. She's gorgeous yet unassuming.
Good English. Friendly girl with great attitude. Always ready with a smile the moment I walked in. She wrapped my arm like a girlfriend happy to see me. No hint of GPS and not jaded yet. Her voice and laughter are crystal clear, like music to my ears.
She will wash you carefully and her inexperience will show. Preview BBBJ was nice. No routine so you will have to tell her what you like. I like girls who doesn't feel like a pro, but that could be a con for others. However, she will try to please with good direction. Her longer BBBJ was good to me. She clearly wants me to leave happy.
Kudos to KLoverPanda for reviewing her very quickly and other bros for chiming in. It's what I always hoped for. I would review with "Boner is sad" if nobody said anything after a week LOL.
Contact: (click here) 25, natural 32 D-24-34,105 lbs, 5'4", 11-9 pm, off Thu, 350/ hr.
I saw her on her second day and instantly knew that most dudes would not write a review on her so business is slow and they can "save" her for themselves. But I couldn't sleep at night know that was happening so immediately wrote a review. Also, she was really sweet and here for a short time to make as much as she can so I knew writing a review would help her get booked up fast and achieve her financial goals. I guess you could say I am a really nice guy.
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Yeji rebranded as Stephanie. CGLA
Sorry for the delay, I had like no plans this weekend and then suddenly had a ton of plans. Barely got some time to write this!
Photos: photos of Stephanie are not real but if you saw Yeji's photos with KTE those may be real.
Looks: honestly. She's an 8/10 for me. Some dudes might go to 7. 5/10 and some might think 8. 5/10 but for me she's a solid 8. If you look at some of the girls I've ranked a 7. 5/10 she's better looking than them. She told me she was 24. I told her I thought she was between 27 and 32. She did not like that LOL. Stood firm on 24. It's possible but not likely so I'll just go with late 20's to be safe. Her tits are incredibly soft, with nice pink nipples, and a cute shape. They are natural, full Cs that felt great and tasted better. Her face is cute, with nice skin, and little to no make up which I appreciate. This was a big reason for the 8/10. Little to no makeup and she looked great imo. Her teeth, I loved her teeth. Natural, straight, and good color. Good teeth for me are a big turn on. Her body is pretty decent. She has some meat on her bones but NOT fat. Just don't go expecting a super slim Korean girl. She's not a super slim Korean girl. I think if she worked out and toned her body just a little bit she could be an 8. 5/10 because her face is very pretty. I liked her height and just overall a good looking woman.
English: 8/10.can hold a convo with no translator and we spoke about a ton of stuff.
Attitude: 9/10 great attitude, go getter, no complaining and just overall seems to enjoy sex.
Service: 9/10 POUND TOWN. Had to start the review with that. This girl loves to get pounded. I'm not saying by me, I think she just likes it in general. After during our post service convo I asked her why she did this job. She said she loves sex and money so it was a great fit. I believe her. She seemed to enjoy it. BBBJ was solid. Some minor tooth here and there but other than that great. Can deepthroat and takes direction really well. She can ride for a really long time. She rode me for like 20 minutes straight. I was impressed. Doggy, then some ended in prone bone (literally my finisher because it can wrap up a session for me in 2 minutes or less) LOL Idk if her service is this great with everyone but I def enjoyed it and plan on repeating.
Expense: 320/ hr based of how ridiculous this market is I'm surprised she is not 340. I am glad she is 320 and think she is worth price of admission.
Repeat: yes, I would repeat. I wish she was still in LA but willing to go to OC every so often to see her. The apartment she's in is really nice and the shower is amazing so that enhances the experience. I wish more bosses understood how important being in a nice apartment, with good furniture, and nice clean showers is. It's the one thing I like about OC more than LA. I HATE some of the disgusting ass KTOWN apartments LOL So to wrap this up. Pretty girl, with great tits, decent ass, good height, flawless skin with little to no makeup. Can take a ferocious pounding, may be magnum friendly, and loves sex. She is not a kpop model so don't go in expecting that but she's definitely above average and prettier than many girls I have reviewed.
Also, I book most of my sessions with CGLA. The number ending in 9456.I've had some people message me about that. In my experience, that particular booker is pretty good with recommendations and knowing what I like about 80-90% of the time. The occasional flop here and there but for the most part works with me well and is honest and reliable. Could it be because I book 2 times sometimes 3 times a week. Maybe. But I am also 100% upfront and honest with every boomer about what I like, what I am looking for, and that I'll probably walk out if they aren't honest. Luckily, most of the time they are really honest and occasionally a mistake happens with a new girl that they don't have much intel on. My second go to booker is CAKD. They have some gems only they have access to. And then after them it gets dispersed amongst other bookers because I like to have multiple options. But I figured I'd share what works for me since I've had quite a few dms about that.
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Celine Short Review
Brothers, Celine is legit!
She is easily one of the prettiest K-girls to bless the scene! I dare say the prettiest I've seen. You can tell that she is inexperienced, but she is willing to learn. For best results, I suggest taking charge and letting her know what you like. Service is very GFE. She has a very warm and welcoming vibe, friendly, and can be talkative if you want. She tries being seductive, but it comes off as a little funny and awkward, but I think it adds to the charm. Aside from the pretty face, she has a great body with good handfuls amount of natural tiddies, slim waist, and good booty for her size. She said she likes being on top and she looks damn good there. Very responsive to DATY. I think your experience will improve with repeat visits and as she gets more experience and picks up more skills / techniques. If you like girls who take charge or who are service queens, she probably isn't for you, but if you're looking for a good time with a pretty and young girl, she's the one to see / beat. She said she's probably only going to work a total of 1. 5 months. So better reserve your spot before it's completely full. I will definitely be repeating and would highly recommend!
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 Originally Posted by BonerAppetitty
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#1 HYA in SoCal and perhaps in Cali for Kgirls.
A new epitome of HYA. Even GKS booker recognizes HYA standard. Booker description below is pretty accurate. Beauty and boobs make her hot.
"New HYA. She's hot, young, and new to this type of work. She's here for short time, so see her while she's still here. Face is very pretty, but best feature is the body. Slim waist, big boobs. ".
Fake pics, but her face, boobs, and slender body looks better than model with black phone. Face is prettier than Kpop BlackPink. Got some ass too. Sports 4 x4 cm, 1 mm trimmed patch above pink pussy with skin tone pussy lips. Nice skin similar to attached Jessi's P.S. Pic or Haven.
Boobs also look similar to Jessi's pic but better. Like a huge tear drop and ends with light brown, larger than pepperoni areola. Nipple can grow erect to 3/4 inch, 1/2 inch diameter. Her natural big boobs look and felt better than most current K-boobs. She's gorgeous yet unassuming.
Good English. Friendly girl with great attitude. Always ready with a smile the moment I walked in. She wrapped my arm like a girlfriend happy to see me. No hint of GPS and not jaded yet. Her voice and laughter are crystal clear, like music to my ears.
She will wash you carefully and her inexperience will show. Preview BBBJ was nice. No routine so you will have to tell her what you like. I like girls who doesn't feel like a pro, but that could be a con for others. However, she will try to please with good direction. Her longer BBBJ was good to me. She clearly wants me to leave happy.
Kudos to KLoverPanda for reviewing her very quickly and other bros for chiming in. It's what I always hoped for. I would review with "Boner is sad" if nobody said anything after a week LOL.
Contact: (click here) 25, natural 32 D-24-34,105 lbs, 5'4", 11-9 pm, off Thu, 350/ hr.
Esteemed Boner,
Are we to assume that if no reference to BB is included in the review, it was not partaken in and not on the table?
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