Strip Club Reports

[SinningTime]

Caught her when she first started a year or so ago and enjoyed good prices for a long time until one day she told me some kid paid her almost damn near a grand for the same services the night before and asked if I would do the same. And that's when I moved on to the next one. Perhaps worth a try again LOL.

So I was a little worried about the previous reports she had massive GPS, but thought she was cute so took the dive.

We talked a bit at the chairs, and eventually we talked VIP. She tried to get me to the actual rooms with a door, told her I was on a budget and curtain was it for the $140 or whatever it was.

We got back and I told her I only had $180 left, when she started at like $300 for CFS. She took the $180 for CFS and seemed fine with it. Really chill girl, I was pretty content with my time with her. She stayed afterwards and chatted a bit while we both cleaned up and such. Not rushed, beyond the need to get done in the VIP time limit and such. For those that were saying she had major GPS, I just wanted to say that I didn't really get that vibe from her.

[PelicanT99]

PelicanT99 doesn't have to fret. He won't be seeing any more posts by me. I'm fine being put on 'ignore' by anyone.

Haha, does he thinks putting me on ignore means I don't see HIS posts? I really don't care if and what he writes, I was just making a joke about the Alyssa-obsessed.

And even though I'm an old codger now, I just prefer reading about my next conquest than waxing over "glory days. " But different strokes, man; "you be you" LOL.

Tatum is certainly a hottie, but I've had no luck getting anything; being direct often gets me a face like she ate a lemon. Perhaps others have more luck.

[SuperFreakOMG3]

There was a Thai dancer that went by Honey that worked at the Rhino then Hawaii Theater? Was that location always called Hawaii Theater? For some reason I thought it was called something else before it closed shrug. I think we're still friends on Instagram let me check LOL. I wouldn't say she was part of The Crew but she definitely was friendly with Alyssa and all the girls.

Never mind I just remembered the name, Monarchs.

[SuperFreakOMG3]

There was a Thai dancer that went by Honey that worked at the Rhino then Hawaii Theater? Was that location always called Hawaii Theater? For some reason I thought it was called something else before it closed shrug. I think we're still friends on Instagram let me check LOL. I wouldn't say she was part of The Crew but she definitely was friendly with Alyssa and all the girls.

[Rick James B]

In 2003, there was a hottie (possibly mixed Asian) named Ashton. Not to be confused with the Tropical Lei Ashton. I was there one night for Shawnee, but noticed Ashton going in and out of the VIP with so many guys. My guess was she was just hot and not doing extras. When she came to ask me for a dance, I didn't get any vibes that extras were available. She was just very quiet about asking.

I got my Shawnee time because I had a thing for Jessica Simpson and she was very close in profile. I also got HJ from Dana (tall amason) and later Frankie / Ryan. Frankie was so upfront: No hello or hi, just came up to me. "you want a handjob for $40?

Anyone know if Ashton at HT did extras, or was I wrong.

Oh no, different Honey. The Honey I'm talking about was Chinese, and according to a mutual friend she was pretty highly educated. I got that impression as well from our one email exchange. Getting laps with her was like dropping molly for the first time. When I asked her for a VIP, I had no idea what she'd do or not do. But really, almost no girls didn't do, just Eve and a few chicks who eventually went to the dark side after all. That was the difference between HT and the other HM clubs--you couldn't be sure anywhere else, not even at DVCOI with the 'for privacy just move the fake tree in front of the cubicle entrance' VIP area. At Hawaii, if a girl showed up, she showed up to f*ck. There's one funny exception to that, but that one's too obscure even for me.

[Rocketron1006]

2.

"how to look at a guy with his dick in her hand in a way that broke a man's will, or got her written into his will."

"'I'll get the handjob,' I said. I think most will agree, those are the hardest words to utter in all bro-hood next to telling the valet, 'I'm the 2005 Dodge Neon.'" from between her fingers. If anyone wonders why I didn't ask in advance, I never asked in advance. There are reasons, but they're beyond the scope.

Dear sir-.

You have a gift. I'd hire you if our subject areas were not so *vastly* different. I'm still laughing.

[Velcrolio]

Somehow I never heard of that version of 'Honey,' and I'm sad that I didn't, especially if she was any good. Paradise was always a downer, except when I could convince a girl to raw-dog on the couches, which happened not a few times. I'm trying to remember which girl invented the infamous 'Paradise Handshake. ' I think it was that smoking hot, addicted blonde chick. Hmm. Paradise was the first of the clubs I gave up, because after the reno, it just wasn't the same. It was like lumber supply. All the girls had thighs like tree trunks, and the truly dirty girls were all gone. That poor blonde waitress, she saw sooo many Ds being handled as she'd walk up to drop the first drink order. She wasn't bad looking actually.

Honey from HT is young blonde girl with big natural tits who walks around openly saying "I'll suck your cock for 90 bucks" right? I started this hobby at Paradise back in 2003. Things haven't change much. I'm still using the same approach.

[Velcrolio]

2.

I think I was there on Alyssa's first day. The door swung upen and out she came like she was fired from a cannon. When I say she came in hot, I mean that she knew everything, all the game, all the ins and outs, how to play defense if she needed, how to look at a guy with his dick in her hand in a way that broke a man's will, or got her written into his will. She came off as entirely self-reliant, which is odd considering Nadia's position as 'cousin' ahem I mean business manager. She didn't seen to need or want the companionship of other girls. She had the kind of emotional stability that almost no dancer possesses, but which ensures some serious nightly rakes--she didn't need to talk to anyone, share anything, complain, get a laugh, nothing. She was trench friendship without the trench (insert gag about the size of Dayleen's p*ssy).

She favored a white bikini back then (and I think later as well, if memory serves). The total package was a showstopper--the contrast of that white bikini on her dark skin, the boner-on-sight body, and that oddly joyful face, that bushy hair, the mestiza Lolita vibe. Ouch, my dick hurts just writing this.

I mean she knew everything, right down to the methods for the oily handjob that needed to suffice when you learned her BJ / FS prices and said aw hell naw. I don't know Alyssa's arrangement with Nadia, and of course I asked her directly, getting only a shrug in reply. So I can only surmise that Nadia was schoolmarm, but I feel like Alyssa knew innately how to convince a patron that she's worth literally three times what a day shift girl got for the same thing. I also wondered if maybe she'd worked at Imperial in Santa Fe or Flamingo in Anaheim, both super HM places where several COI club girls started out.

I got a lapdance with her on one of her first days on the job, and wow, shorty could grind. She was very good. Leaving all better sense next to the cumstains on the lap dance couches, I swept the skinny ***** into the VIP area. And three songs later came out chastened for my hubris, the wind sucked from my sails, but nothing else sucked. At that point her prices weren't widely known, so when we settled into the booth, I had no idea of the bill about to be laid on my table. So I asked. I think at the time it was 3 for BJ / 6 for cfs, was it not? I considered those numbers as she kneeled between my legs looking at me with mature self-assurance. 'I'll get the handjob,' I said. I think most will agree, those are the hardest words to utter in all bro-hood next to telling the valet, 'I'm the 2005 Dodge Neon. ' Alyssa was accustomed even then to guys downsizing, so it left her unaffected entirely. Luckily the humiliation didn't downsize me entirely, so before song 3 was halfway complete, she was wiping the goo from between her fingers. If anyone wonders why I didn't ask in advance, I never asked in advance. There are reasons, but they're beyond the scope.

Pretty soon everyone else learned what I learned, and Alyssa's prices got out. That was when th Alyssa stigmatization began. She was the Sin Eater for all girls who hoped to increase their prices, the one who took the heat so that later Charlie, Rossi and others could ask for widly high amounts and get away with it. At the time it was madness. The Zbone board lit up like the mothaf*ckin Luxor skybeam with one topic and one topic alone--who the f*ck does this little sl*t Alyssa think she is charging so much? Meanwhile, Alyssa frolicked, and I mean frolicked, around the club, wearing long white tube socks that contrasted with her Filipina / Mex skin tones and oh how she made my dick hurt, so I'd try not to look at her. It was a waste of time. I'd spend about 30 k per year at least on the hobby, but I wasn't paying that much for covered s*x with a girl I could never thereafter maintain a friendship with (there's that word again, 'friendship,' LOL). That's going to piss off some of you he-men women-hatin secret handshake guys.

But that's nothing like how Alyssa pissed off guys. And from what I've been reading, she was on blast from 2007 until the day she retired in 2022 or 2023.

Next up, part 3, who was hot then and why did the heat come?

[Velcrolio]

Oh no, different Honey. The Honey I'm talking about was Chinese, and according to a mutual friend she was pretty highly educated. I got that impression as well from our one email exchange. Getting laps with her was like dropping molly for the first time. When I asked her for a VIP, I had no idea what she'd do or not do. But really, almost no girls didn't do, just Eve and a few chicks who eventually went to the dark side after all. That was the difference between HT and the other HM clubs--you couldn't be sure anywhere else, not even at DVCOI with the 'for privacy just move the fake tree in front of the cubicle entrance' VIP area. At Hawaii, if a girl showed up, she showed up to f*ck. There's one funny exception to that, but that one's too obscure even for me.

Honey from HT is young blonde girl with big natural tits who walks around openly saying "I'll suck your cock for 90 bucks" right? I started this hobby at Paradise back in 2003. Things haven't change much. I'm still using the same approach.

[Roland2418]

If I recall correctly, she used to go by Paris at Synn. She had a reputation for being a ROB and it was suspected she changed her name to try to outrun her bad reputation. That was a long time ago so hopefully she has changed by now. She's good looking but not hot in person and a bit older. I might investigate further if she offers a sensible rate.

Noticed a dancer named Tatum, she looks cute on roll call, anyone got Intel on her??

[SuperFreakOMG3]

PelicanT99 doesn't have to fret. He won't be seeing any more posts by me. I'm fine being put on 'ignore' by anyone. I always write longer stuff than others. I'm not interested in the meat and potatoes of pricing out a dance, I'm interested in the entirety of the game, and if anyone thinks the game has changed very much, or that information can be encapsulated in roll calls or current news, they're deluding themselves. The things I write about 2008 inform dudes who are starting out in 2023, for example, 'what goes on in a full service VIP?" I can answer that with specifics and implicate nobody if I'm talking about someone who's retired. Like for example the dancer 'Honey' from 2007 at HT, whose lapdances were up there with Leilani as the most hypnotic experiences outside a Mark Rothko art exhibit. Honey said to me as we entered the VIP 'Kitty isn't working today, do you mind doing anal?' See how that works? Honey is fine, HT is fine, because both are long gone. So I'm free to write as an educational post, guys, if you're in that situation where you're assf*cking a hot-as-f*ck Chinese girl in the VIP, don't accidentally use too much lube. The poor girl missed her next shift onstage for leakage. 'I couldn't dance! I would've killed myself falling on the leaking lube!' she told me later. Now you've learned something without even having to ask.

Okay next post is Alyssa's early days, bursting on the scene, blue-balling all who could see the prize but not pay for the prize (me included).

I actually enjoy these long-form comments so keep 'them comin'. I enjoy Jeep's posts, as well. I figure if you don't like something just read something else LOL. Kind of like how some people think certain sequels or prequels "ruin" a franchise or the original movie, I figure why don't you just not watch it? Plenty of others find it interesting and entertaining.

[Jeep5151]

PelicanT99 doesn't have to fret. He won't be seeing any more posts by me. I'm fine being put on 'ignore' by anyone. I always write longer stuff than others. I'm not interested in the meat and potatoes of pricing out a dance, I'm interested in the entirety of the game, and if anyone thinks the game has changed very much, or that information can be encapsulated in roll calls or current news, they're deluding themselves. The things I write about 2008 inform dudes who are starting out in 2023, for example, 'what goes on in a full service VIP?" I can answer that with specifics and implicate nobody if I'm talking about someone who's retired. Like for example the dancer 'Honey' from 2007 at HT, whose lapdances were up there with Leilani as the most hypnotic experiences outside a Mark Rothko art exhibit. Honey said to me as we entered the VIP 'Kitty isn't working today, do you mind doing anal?' See how that works? Honey is fine, HT is fine, because both are long gone. So I'm free to write as an educational post, guys, if you're in that situation where you're assf*cking a hot-as-f*ck Chinese girl in the VIP, don't accidentally use too much lube. The poor girl missed her next shift onstage for leakage. 'I couldn't dance! I would've killed myself falling on the leaking lube!' she told me later. Now you've learned something without even having to ask.

Okay next post is Alyssa's early days, bursting on the scene, blue-balling all who could see the prize but not pay for the prize (me included).

Honey from HT is young blonde girl with big natural tits who walks around openly saying "I'll suck your cock for 90 bucks" right? I started this hobby at Paradise back in 2003. Things haven't change much. I'm still using the same approach.

[Velcrolio]

Moving from one p*mp to another is fraught with peril. Alyssa would've needed to do a buyout, or someone would've had to muscle Nadia to the side. The guy who played a part in the downfall of HT managed Rossi, Charlie, Angel, Pamela and many others at HT. I knew those names from the DVCOI board, but then all of a sudden they all moved over to HT. It was like a wave of superhot that raised temps through the roof. Girls who'd been working before this wave either moved on or accepted their pay being cut, with the exception of Eve, Synn, Jayla, Franke and the real lookers / earners / hustlers. My friends knew who this guy was because he came in to check on her 'employees' all the time. HT management surely knew who he was. As another scandal at strip clubs, well-connected bad actors like this dude are protected by management. I've had a few friends violently raped in the VIP with no repercussions for the guy. He simply showed up later and mauled a different girl, paying nothing, getting what he could've gotten anyway for the usual tip, and really just doing it for the sociopathic thrill, best I can explain.

Digression aside, that p*mp who managed the DVCOI emigres came in one day looking to hurt a *****. It was Pamela, the 6'3" girl who, in heels, was like 6'7. " She was a college volleyball star, I seem to recall her telling me. Pamela had enough, grabbed her daughter, and bailed to Vegas. P*mp daddy rolled in hot, asking any girl he could grab, until I think John or whatever clown was managing that day urged him out the door. A lot of customers up and left, fearing the guy had a gun, I seem to recall. Eventually this guy found Pamela and beat her nearly to death. Pamela was out of commission for three months. I never patronized her, but when I saw her return, I said hey, let's do a VIP. Once inside I handed her a hundy and said, so tell me what happened. I knew she wouldn't tell me, but I'd have an idea of the veracity of the tale at least. She burst out crying and looked away. I asked if she'd been in the hospital, and she nodded. Then she gathered herself, opened her legs, and guided my hand toward her v. 'At least get something for your money,' she said, and that was the last I heard of what went down.

The story was that this guy provided condos and cars on prepay, but the girls (as with all p*mps) were on quota of some kind, earn this much per month, or it's your ass. I'd love to know the implied APR he charged.

I've since known a 'managed' girl who was on HX in the Corona area and was booked on 10 jobs per day with no day off for 5 months until she quit, whereupon the 75 k she'd earned vanished from her bank account. So there is worse in a sense. Nonetheless, of that crew, Charlie and Angel were absolute joys, fun, spunky, mischievous and incredibly hot. Angel's tits are legendary, and she was one of the few BBBJ swallowers you'll ever find in a club. Charlie qualifies as 'dream girl,' tall and thin, long brown hair, like a Playboy model from 1974. Rossi of course was charging 8 for FS, can't remember the rest of the names at the moment.

That incident with Pamela got out to the wider world in some way or other. The COI city manager office heard something, cops heard it, and I believe it factored in what was to befall a few years later.

There was a later rumor floating around that the eventual "GPS crew" of Alyssa, Suki and Andrea worked with or for some guy who helped them out on business. That might have been b. S. Though when the NBA all star game was in LA in 2018, those 3 took the week off from the clubs which was rare for them at the time.

[Velcrolio]

PelicanT99 doesn't have to fret. He won't be seeing any more posts by me. I'm fine being put on 'ignore' by anyone. I always write longer stuff than others. I'm not interested in the meat and potatoes of pricing out a dance, I'm interested in the entirety of the game, and if anyone thinks the game has changed very much, or that information can be encapsulated in roll calls or current news, they're deluding themselves. The things I write about 2008 inform dudes who are starting out in 2023, for example, 'what goes on in a full service VIP?" I can answer that with specifics and implicate nobody if I'm talking about someone who's retired. Like for example the dancer 'Honey' from 2007 at HT, whose lapdances were up there with Leilani as the most hypnotic experiences outside a Mark Rothko art exhibit. Honey said to me as we entered the VIP 'Kitty isn't working today, do you mind doing anal?' See how that works? Honey is fine, HT is fine, because both are long gone. So I'm free to write as an educational post, guys, if you're in that situation where you're assf*cking a hot-as-f*ck Chinese girl in the VIP, don't accidentally use too much lube. The poor girl missed her next shift onstage for leakage. 'I couldn't dance! I would've killed myself falling on the leaking lube!' she told me later. Now you've learned something without even having to ask.

Okay next post is Alyssa's early days, bursting on the scene, blue-balling all who could see the prize but not pay for the prize (me included).

[SuperFreakOMG3]

Noticed a dancer named Tatum, she looks cute on roll call, anyone got Intel on her??

I think she used to work at the SR COI years ago then moved to Synn. From what I remember she used to work at a McDonald's? I'm a sarcastic mofo and she did not take kindly to my humor (she got very defensive) so just be polite LOL. Didn't talk anything else but she did seem to hustle (always darting from customer to customer) so you got some potential there.