Massage Parlor Reports

**Its That Guy** · 06-14-23 18:53

Originally Posted by Galleon [View Original Post]

If it's identical, they most likely have the same handler / scheduler or are part of the same "group". All the ladies from a certain apartment building in Vienna had the same exact text response to inquiries. The text were identical down to the emojis and punctuation used. I wonder if they have a template that they paste in their initial response to you or that's automated.

That's what I figured. I'm trying to stay around Fairfax and Annandale so it would make sense. Only messaging reviewed girls too. Just kind of a shock LOL. If somebody messaged me that in Richmond I'd assume it was uncle.

**Galleon** · 06-14-23 18:40

Originally Posted by ItsThatGuy [View Original Post]

Do all of the Thai girls just flat out list their full menus in the first one or 2 texts? Kinda wild LOL. They all seem identical out of the ones I've contacted.

If it's identical, they most likely have the same handler / scheduler or are part of the same "group". All the ladies from a certain apartment building in Vienna had the same exact text response to inquiries. The text were identical down to the emojis and punctuation used. I wonder if they have a template that they paste in their initial response to you or that's automated.

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**TwinCam103** · 06-14-23 18:06

Originally Posted by CapitalSeeker [View Original Post]

I've had several excellent experiences there. Consistently attractive providers, and most have an open menu. Only thing to be cautious about is to avoid booking with Viviana. Just ask who your provider will be and if they say her, ask if anyone else is available. She's frigid and sometimes won't even provide a NoVA finish if she feels like the vibe is at all off that day. But every other Latina there has been outstanding. I haven't been in a couple months, but it used to hold a well-deserved spot in my regular rotation.

Thanks for the report much appreciated and looking forward to dreaming there!

**TheOuroboros** · 06-14-23 18:05

Originally Posted by FakeName3 [View Original Post]

After a few pay checks and paying my rent I had to go see Sophia again. I think I am in love. I told her that she almost killed me last time with the large tip and she said sorry. This time my tip was only 150 and she still let me fuck her with no condom. It was so good I wish I was her boyfriend.

Went to eastern spa since I was told of Sophia return and I missed the opportunity to try her the first time she was in town.

Sadly, when I arrived I was attended to by Anna. She told me there was no Sophia who works here just her and another named Yuki, who was attending to another customer already. So I spent an hour with Anna. She was young looking at first but it was all a trick of the lightning. She's got some flab on her and she looks a lot better with clothes than without. When the clothes came off her boobs started to sag. Was open to FS with a cover, wasn't as lucky as fake name over here. But tipped $. 2 on top of the house fee. Anna was ok, but was no spring chicken.

**Its That Guy** · 06-14-23 17:38

Do all of the Thai girls just flat out list their full menus in the first one or 2 texts? Kinda wild LOL. They all seem identical out of the ones I've contacted.

**WalkerC** · 06-14-23 15:16

Originally Posted by AmpBum [View Original Post]

I didn't realize there were previous reviews of this place and about the different names it went by. I thought I found a new place to share LOL. So this is just another check in for xinmei / lovely.

I met Anna who is between 45-50,5 feet tall with b cup bolt ons. She wore a mask the whole time so I can't comment on her face. Her body is nice, the kitty is tight, and her legs are way too skinny. Nonetheless she's much better looking than my fat ass. To be honest I was just curious about the place and probably would have been ok going home with blue balls. After being led to the room, she grabbed junior who was already awake, flashed her boobs to show what's available and then followed with an offer of FS for $. 7 + . 5 house fee. I responded with I'll come back. In my mind I meant I'll come back another time with more money (assuming I'm still interested). I also felt I wasn't prepared to pay that much even if I had the money. I guess her interpretation was that I was negotiating. She immediately dropped to $. 5 + . 5. I again responded with, "I'll come back". I felt some hesitation or desperation in her voice, and she then offered $ + . 5. Call me a sucker (pun intended) for girls in need; I agreed and gave her the money.

She came back, sprayed alcohol all over, threw on the cover and hopped on for CG, followed by mish, and I finished with K9. Afterwards she offered a massage and said it'd be done by another girl and I can tip th other girl for that. I declined. In and out in about 15 minutes. Lastly she was very nice the whole time even with negotiation, and IMO was happy with the amount that I paid..

Care to share where this is? Or at least a link to an ad or something?

**FakeName3** · 06-14-23 14:51

After a few pay checks and paying my rent I had to go see Sophia again. I think I am in love. I told her that she almost killed me last time with the large tip and she said sorry. This time my tip was only 150 and she still let me fuck her with no condom. It was so good I wish I was her boyfriend.

**CapitalSeeker** · 06-14-23 14:35

Originally Posted by TwinCam103 [View Original Post]

Hey guys will be headed up your way later this week or early next week for work and a much needed break from the horrible Richmond AMPs.

Are the latina spas like fhoh worth it or any that are?

Doesn't have to absolutley have to be a FS dream, but fun with a beautiful lady is a must.

Suggestions?

You can pm me as well..

I've had several excellent experiences there. Consistently attractive providers, and most have an open menu. Only thing to be cautious about is to avoid booking with Viviana. Just ask who your provider will be and if they say her, ask if anyone else is available. She's frigid and sometimes won't even provide a NoVA finish if she feels like the vibe is at all off that day. But every other Latina there has been outstanding. I haven't been in a couple months, but it used to hold a well-deserved spot in my regular rotation.

**DoYouKnow** · 06-14-23 11:55

Went to my old reliable fun session SPA of Eleven in Herndon. Just within a 5 minute radius its about 6 different AMPs, but I usually just come in and see AMY with the NICE Rack (bolt ons) but so soft and such a flirty and fun attitude. Love my session with her. Quite extended. There is a spa directly next to them (Green SPA) I believe. Door is usually locked but she has a camera directly in the first room to see everything and will open it up for you, just be sure to knock. Competition for Eleven but they have smooth out their difference. Nice little spinner with cute body, but a smoker that definitely turned me off so I left. Don't go there for a massage though, just a good spot to relieve some tension by exercising the muscle LOL.

There is this Thai spot that is on the same floor of Herndon Therapy down the road, with such a cutie, that's my next venture out as these are in my backyard. Not sure if anything more than a legit massage is offered, but I will have to do a survey of this. She grabbed my attention for some fun.

**LoonyBinPatrol** · 06-14-23 11:07

Originally Posted by Ibtreborz [View Original Post]

Heading on a road trip up 95 from VA to Boston next week. If anyone has some suggestions for must stop and try asian massages please direct message me! Thanks.

You can't be a liberator of Boston mongers. Newport and Boston are dead areas for AMPs. Some survivors in Providence. Maybe you'd stop by a place in CT.

**Amp Bum** · 06-14-23 10:24

I didn't realize there were previous reviews of this place and about the different names it went by. I thought I found a new place to share LOL. So this is just another check in for xinmei / lovely.

I met Anna who is between 45-50,5 feet tall with b cup bolt ons. She wore a mask the whole time so I can't comment on her face. Her body is nice, the kitty is tight, and her legs are way too skinny. Nonetheless she's much better looking than my fat ass. To be honest I was just curious about the place and probably would have been ok going home with blue balls. After being led to the room, she grabbed junior who was already awake, flashed her boobs to show what's available and then followed with an offer of FS for $. 7 + . 5 house fee. I responded with I'll come back. In my mind I meant I'll come back another time with more money (assuming I'm still interested). I also felt I wasn't prepared to pay that much even if I had the money. I guess her interpretation was that I was negotiating. She immediately dropped to $. 5 + . 5. I again responded with, "I'll come back". I felt some hesitation or desperation in her voice, and she then offered $ + . 5. Call me a sucker (pun intended) for girls in need; I agreed and gave her the money.

She came back, sprayed alcohol all over, threw on the cover and hopped on for CG, followed by mish, and I finished with K9. Afterwards she offered a massage and said it'd be done by another girl and I can tip th other girl for that. I declined. In and out in about 15 minutes. Lastly she was very nice the whole time even with negotiation, and IMO was happy with the amount that I paid.

In comparison a few months back I visited the old BKY down the street and a 55+ girl wanted. 8 + $. 8 for FS and gawked at a. 6 tip for HJ.

Stay safe.

**PrivatePyle** · 06-14-23 06:52

Originally Posted by Roger1286 [View Original Post]

At least that's what she told me when I saw her a couple of years ago. She does get into DATY, and she does a real good job of camouflaging her rather stout size.

She told me the same thing. She will also give a decent prostate massage if that is of interest.

**Eerock** · 06-14-23 05:50

Originally Posted by DogBert25 [View Original Post]

I went by a place called Aura Day Spa on Wilson near the Virginia Sq. Metro, looked in the window, and saw the most incredible group of cute young Vietnamese girls doing mani / pedi. The sign said massage, so I went in. Got a massage from a woman who was very friendly, but older. A decent, therapeutic massage, no extras. All I could think of were the girls outside the massage room. You're welcome to try. Maybe I'll just get a pedicure next time.

Massage at the nail salons that offer it is usually just a small part of their business, so there is likely only one woman available who provides it. The rest just do nails, especially the young ones. It is a good sign though if the massage provider is better dressed than her co-workers, because it likely means she's raking in the higher tips in the back room.

**Roger1286** · 06-13-23 17:43

At least that's what she told me when I saw her a couple of years ago. She does get into DATY, and she does a real good job of camouflaging her rather stout size.

Originally Posted by TheDrowned [View Original Post]

She's an older plump Russian lady / Eastern European descent. Good English. Fun session. She gave me a BJ tease into boob job finish when I saw her but I had a hard time keeping it up because I wasn't really attracted to her. She operates in the same building as FHOH so. When in rome. Hard to pass up just going up one floor to see Sandra you know what I mean?

But if you want to venture supposedly her menu opens up after multiple visitations. You can do worse.