Massage Parlor Reports

**TheDrowned** · 06-10-23 15:22

Originally Posted by FourNick8 [View Original Post]

I was being nice so I just chalked it up to her being rude in addition to a starfish.

She was just wishing you were Bob.

**James2024** · 06-10-23 15:01

New to the group, can we compile a list of non-Asian massage parlors in NOVA?

Any black ones?

**Ibtreborz** · 06-10-23 14:40

Heading on a road trip up 95 from VA to Boston next week. If anyone has some suggestions for must stop and try asian massages please direct message me! Thanks.

**Procrast333** · 06-10-23 12:58

I have a feeling this would be rude, but have you ever gone to a spa and asked for the lineup? If so, how?

**FourNick8** · 06-09-23 22:31

Originally Posted by PSmith0380 [View Original Post]

She was either avoiding bad breath, eye contact, wanted to remove any chance of a DFK attempt, or wanted to visualize something else to be in the mood.

I was being nice so I just chalked it up to her being rude in addition to a starfish.

**PSmith0380** · 06-09-23 20:48

Originally Posted by FourNick8 [View Original Post]

What I thought was really weird was during mish she put a towel over her face.

She was either avoiding bad breath, eye contact, wanted to remove any chance of a DFK attempt, or wanted to visualize something else to be in the mood.

**PilotAviator** · 06-09-23 19:16

Vicki has retired (permanently) and sold Lucky Spa. The new owner is Tina, and she is a nice lady (and about the same age as Vicki).

Best wishes to Vicki and good luck Tina at Lucky Spa.

(note to former customers: The entrance to the spa has been updated. Once inside the building, you now enter the (outer) hallway door to an inner alcove that has a door and doorbell (similar to entrances at other similar establishments).

Always be nice to the ladies.

PA.

**Serpico99** · 06-09-23 18:42

Originally Posted by MikeWhiskey [View Original Post]

Went to Manassas massage therapy based on fournick 8's report. Went right at opening. Met two ladies. They said Nana was gone. Maybe you mongers flooded her out of there. I picked the better looking one named Cindy. She was cute, looked like early 40's, c cup in a heavily padded bra wearing green shorts and a cream colored top. Handed her 50 donation for hh. Told her skip massage and wanted boom boom. She said no but she'd do HJ for 40. I declined because I can get that anywhere. I tried charming her but it's too much pussy round here for all that. She gave an ok massage. I flipped and offered her donation for FS, she said no. I politely got dressed and left. Felt bad for not tipping. But I was pissed. She didn't ask for a tip either. I drove an hour for nothing. Check her out if you're into below average experience. As always YMMV. Pm me if you fkd this Cindy.

The Chinese AMPs are almost like the ACS hotel providers. You may come across a really good provider at one of these Chinese parlors only to get a dud a week later because the "good provider" already rotated out.

**MikeWhiskey** · 06-09-23 15:15

Originally Posted by FourNick8 [View Original Post]

When I saw her get out of her handlers car on Saturday I reported here she seemed completely clueless to how the business works here in NOVA. Offered $ for FS multiple positions and she didn't bat an eye. Suspect she will learn how it works here soon or be gone.

One thing I forgot to mention in my report. While she was grinding hard on CG I pulled and stretched her light colored nipples excessively-stretching then out over an inch and she didn't mind at all. Most all providers won't let me do that.

Went to Manassas massage therapy based on fournick 8's report. Went right at opening. Met two ladies. They said Nana was gone. Maybe you mongers flooded her out of there. I picked the better looking one named Cindy. She was cute, looked like early 40's, c cup in a heavily padded bra wearing green shorts and a cream colored top. Handed her 50 donation for hh. Told her skip massage and wanted boom boom. She said no but she'd do HJ for 40. I declined because I can get that anywhere. I tried charming her but it's too much pussy round here for all that. She gave an ok massage. I flipped and offered her donation for FS, she said no. I politely got dressed and left. Felt bad for not tipping. But I was pissed. She didn't ask for a tip either. I drove an hour for nothing. Check her out if you're into below average experience. As always YMMV. Pm me if you fkd this Cindy.

**VelvetySkin** · 06-09-23 12:24

Had some free time decided to hit one of the AMPs in Fairfax the other day. Since I was close by, I stopped by Forever Wellness Center. Grace opens the door and said I would have to wait 10 minutes, so I decide to wait since she looks very nice.

After the wait another lady takes me to another room. And then Grace walks in and gave me a big hug some chit chat and off to the showers.

The shower was very enjoyable and thorough. Back in the room and she started to massage from my legs which I asked because I felt tired. She's a good masseuse. Various strokes and good pressure. She checked everything was going all right from time to time. After 30 minutes later, she let me suck on the girls which are natural for sure, then she went to her knees giving jr. And the boys some attention while I was face-up. I sat on the table for some more CBJ. She asked me HJ or CBJ to finish. She spent less than 10 more minutes on my downtown and squeezed all nuts out. Filled the bag and I got satisfied. No haggling, no upsell.

After the cleanup some more hugging on the table then some massage which was pretty good. She never disappointed me so I'll go back to her.

**BlueVrod** · 06-09-23 10:37

Originally Posted by BarneySanders [View Original Post]

In my dream Mint was as described: decent massage and decent looking. Not a spinner but not overweight. The extras are steep to the point of reaching agency pricing territory, so I dreamed about declining. Overall a good dream but not top 10.

I remembered few years ago when I had a dream of seeing her. She did give a good massage and she did get naked for the HE but I wanted more which she wouldn't go for so I ended the session right there. After I got dressed I gave her 40 for a bit of playing and she got mad, asking for more just because she got naked. I said, you have to do more to get more and she locked the door and wouldn't let me leave. I stood my ground and I pulled out my phone and pretending to call the police, then she would unlock the door. Unfucking believable how some of these Thai women wanted to drain your wallet for little effort services rendered. They already charged the top dollar for entry fee.

Be safe venturing.

**Strandan** · 06-09-23 10:24

Originally Posted by RickNva [View Original Post]

Wondering what IOP means? Your's was the second time I read it this morning. Checked abbreviations list. Nothing; Google search. Medical references.

Thanks.

IOP = Illusion of Passion.

**BlueVrod** · 06-09-23 10:18

Originally Posted by RickNva [View Original Post]

Wondering what IOP means? Your's was the second time I read it this morning. Checked abbreviations list. Nothing; Google search. Medical references.

Thanks.

"Intent on pounding".

Check the Urbandictionary.com for raunchy abbreviations.

**SteveSmithAbq** · 06-09-23 09:13

Originally Posted by RickNva [View Original Post]

Wondering what IOP means? Your's was the second time I read it this morning. Checked abbreviations list. Nothing; Google search. Medical references.

Thanks.

Google search shows "Intensive Out Patient", which would be true for providers with zero IOP.

**Member #6802** · 06-09-23 08:49

Originally Posted by NeoPS [View Original Post]

I remember seeing her sometime last year near Fair Lakes.

In hindsight, I could've gotten that for less. Her HE w / PM was fantastic, but FS felt like screwing a starfish, zero IOP.

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Wondering what IOP means? Your's was the second time I read it this morning. Checked abbreviations list. Nothing; Google search. Medical references.

Thanks.