Massage Parlor Reports

**SmittyJ** · 06-06-23 17:16

Originally Posted by TheDrowned [View Original Post]

That's a story for the ages!

The way I see it you basically ordered the happy meal from a fast food joint.

I've had many dreams in this hobby but never that, so take it is a dub.

Well I didn't order anything from the menu, they just thru it out the delivery window when I drove by! LOL.

I'll take it as a W but now got to spend more to ge the back rub I was after. .

**TheDrowned** · 06-06-23 16:57

Originally Posted by SmittyJ [View Original Post]

Went to Manassas massage therapy and Nana opened the door. Apparnetly Nana is the only English word he knows. She was cute mid 30's to 40 probably 135 lb. She grabbed me by the hand and took me back to the room really fast. I mean speed walking fast. I was thinking to myself WTF did LEO just go by or something. She couldn't speak any english when I tried asking but it seemed like I just ordered a huge meal at a restraunts closing time. She came back with a towel and put it on the counter and she shut the door. I'm just standing there wondering what is happening. This is where it got weird, I'm still standing there waiting to pay the entrance fee and she unbuttons and unzips my kahki shorts and pulls them to my ankles. What is happening? I'm trying to communicate but she keeps pointing to her wrist like she want to know the time. She oiled up junior an jerked him with me standing up, shorts on the floor around my ankles, tshirt still on. I just let it happen. And shot on her hands and floor faster than I would have preffered. She then quickly cleaned me up pulls my shorts back up, points to her wrist and then holds up five fingers. I reach into my pocket and give her the 50 I was going to provide for entrance. She took it and smiled. Grabbed me by the hand and wisked me out the door quickly. Very quickly. Not even a chance I could have tipped even if I wanted to. I think I was in and out in under 10 mins. I can say I've never had anything like that happen before and never read anything like that. I really wanted a backrub but instead got a quicky handy. So. WTF?? Was that all about? Did I catch her at the end of her shift?

That's a story for the ages!

The way I see it you basically ordered the happy meal from a fast food joint.

I've had many dreams in this hobby but never that, so take it is a dub.

**SmittyJ** · 06-06-23 16:51

Went to Manassas massage therapy and Nana opened the door. Apparnetly Nana is the only English word he knows. She was cute mid 30's to 40 probably 135 lb. She grabbed me by the hand and took me back to the room really fast. I mean speed walking fast. I was thinking to myself WTF did LEO just go by or something. She couldn't speak any english when I tried asking but it seemed like I just ordered a huge meal at a restraunts closing time. She came back with a towel and put it on the counter and she shut the door. I'm just standing there wondering what is happening. This is where it got weird, I'm still standing there waiting to pay the entrance fee and she unbuttons and unzips my kahki shorts and pulls them to my ankles. What is happening? I'm trying to communicate but she keeps pointing to her wrist like she want to know the time. She oiled up junior an jerked him with me standing up, shorts on the floor around my ankles, tshirt still on. I just let it happen. And shot on her hands and floor faster than I would have preffered. She then quickly cleaned me up pulls my shorts back up, points to her wrist and then holds up five fingers. I reach into my pocket and give her the 50 I was going to provide for entrance. She took it and smiled. Grabbed me by the hand and wisked me out the door quickly. Very quickly. Not even a chance I could have tipped even if I wanted to. I think I was in and out in under 10 mins. I can say I've never had anything like that happen before and never read anything like that. I really wanted a backrub but instead got a quicky handy. So. WTF?? Was that all about? Did I catch her at the end of her shift?

**OneKnightStand** · 06-06-23 16:39

Finally had a chance to monger in your area. A couple of you braddahs recommended couple places via pm but those didn't pan out due to either they're busy or need to get in the guest list or maybe they no like one Hawai'I braddah! LOL. So I just googled nearest spa when I was nearby Burke. Garden Soa off I went. I got to the place and called and mamasan answered and asked for a walk in. I got to the place and the door said Empire, but what hell, I went in and mamasan brought me in tha room asking if it was my 1st and said I give you one nice looking girl. After a moment, shijo or suji walked in and ask if it's my first time in that spa. I said yes and said only 1/2 hour since it's my first time. I gave the. 80 and off the TS. TS was normal, no plays, just washed the small head.

Back to the room, massage was non existent so I just started to feel her out since I was there for a release. She asked what I want and I point to her box and said 1. 60. I'm new to the area so wth I said ok then she started the deed. Licking the balls, CBJ was ok, then CG. She was grinding me good on CG so had to stop and turn her around for DS. She has a nice tight pussy and stayed there for awhile. I came a little bit on DS and told her to turn around. She checked the bag and said you already shoot inside. I said no and she wanted to end it there. I insisted and finally let me finish in mish and that I had 1 minute and shoot in the bag. LOL cleaned me up and She told me next time do the 1-hour. While I was changing we was talking a bit. Asked her how old she was and said 25, but to me she's probably mid 30's. Only negative is she has smoker's breath, which is ok since I was just there for the boom boom but overall was a good visit. Not great so if you get something better PM a nice one and as always, I'll do the same when you're in Honolulu.

**Pathfinder04** · 06-06-23 12:26

Originally Posted by PomLovesThais [View Original Post]

So you are questioning the cost service increasing by. 40 over ten years. Simple rough math equates that to less than 3% year seems in line with your inflation comment.

80 for the hour is still standard everywhere I've been in this area.

Tips from 60 (half hearted HJ) to 140 (CFS If that's your thing). I'm sure there are variances from place to place and lady to lady but that seems to be the standard right now I haven't heard of anyone charging 120 for the hour.

**PomLovesThais** · 06-06-23 05:16

Originally Posted by Touristic [View Original Post]

Sorry to ask what I think is kind of a noob question. You mean you paid $1. 2 for the massage and $. 6 extra? I've been mostly seeing PV providers for 1/2 hour appointments for the last few years and I admit, I'm still surprised that it seems to be the norm now that for an hour massage with NOVA finish, it's basically $1. 8 . I guess that's the going rate for an hour massage now?

I suppose I'm still thinking like it's 10 years ago when a massage was $1. 2 and you might tip $. 2 . I suppose times have changed and inflation is what it is.

So you are questioning the cost service increasing by. 40 over ten years. Simple rough math equates that to less than 3% year seems in line with your inflation comment.

**PilotAviator** · 06-06-23 01:21

Lucky Spa has reopened. New staff. And minor cosmetic changes to the entrance (now a more typical two door entrance).

Manager and Staff are friends of Vicki.

Appointments are recommended.

YMMV and (as always) -- be nice to the Ladies.

PA.

**TravlinMonger** · 06-05-23 23:50

Kinda interesting that a member with one post is writing about the cost of massages 10 years ago, Stay safe boys, don't spill all the beans.

**TheDrowned** · 06-05-23 23:39

Originally Posted by Touristic [View Original Post]

Sorry to ask what I think is kind of a noob question. You mean you paid $1. 2 for the massage and $. 6 extra? I've been mostly seeing PV providers for 1/2 hour appointments for the last few years and I admit, I'm still surprised that it seems to be the norm now that for an hour massage with NOVA finish, it's basically $1. 8 . I guess that's the going rate for an hour massage now?

I suppose I'm still thinking like it's 10 years ago when a massage was $1. 2 and you might tip $. 2 . I suppose times have changed and inflation is what it is.

160 is what I paid for the entire ordeal.

**Touristic** · 06-05-23 20:29

Originally Posted by TheDrowned [View Original Post]

https://www.dmvlatinamassage.com/providers

Seen Kayla a few times. I've seen most of the ladies here from DMV massage but I think Kayla is the best of the bunch. She's from Argentina, speaks great English, she's a fun bubbly personality, not a clock watcher, gives an ok Massage, and doesn't charge you insane prices.

Menu is limited to only HJ but she will get full nude. She's got a great body from being a former belly dancer and some nice tattoos. Allows nursing. Wish she did offer more, YMMV of course but for what you get it's well worth the price of admission. I've enjoyed my time spent with her for $. 6 which is close to what you're spending for a terrible experience at the "other" Latin spa (s) in Herndon / Reston / Stirling. You all know which ones I'm referring to.

FHOH I think continues to be the staple. But for variety (and potentially a lighter hit on the wallet) I don't think you can go wrong with DMVlatinamassage and it's def worth it to try Kayla.

We're already drowning, all we have to do is just open our mouths and let the water in.

Sorry to ask what I think is kind of a noob question. You mean you paid $1. 2 for the massage and $. 6 extra? I've been mostly seeing PV providers for 1/2 hour appointments for the last few years and I admit, I'm still surprised that it seems to be the norm now that for an hour massage with NOVA finish, it's basically $1. 8 . I guess that's the going rate for an hour massage now?

I suppose I'm still thinking like it's 10 years ago when a massage was $1. 2 and you might tip $. 2 . I suppose times have changed and inflation is what it is.

**TheDrowned** · 06-05-23 15:00

https://www.dmvlatinamassage.com/providers

Seen Kayla a few times. I've seen most of the ladies here from DMV massage but I think Kayla is the best of the bunch. She's from Argentina, speaks great English, she's a fun bubbly personality, not a clock watcher, gives an ok Massage, and doesn't charge you insane prices.

Menu is limited to only HJ but she will get full nude. She's got a great body from being a former belly dancer and some nice tattoos. Allows nursing. Wish she did offer more, YMMV of course but for what you get it's well worth the price of admission. I've enjoyed my time spent with her for $. 6 which is close to what you're spending for a terrible experience at the "other" Latin spa (s) in Herndon / Reston / Stirling. You all know which ones I'm referring to.

FHOH I think continues to be the staple. But for variety (and potentially a lighter hit on the wallet) I don't think you can go wrong with DMVlatinamassage and it's def worth it to try Kayla.

We're already drowning, all we have to do is just open our mouths and let the water in.

**MentalCow** · 06-05-23 14:24

Originally Posted by Start2 [View Original Post]

Wonderful session just like all the other reviews. She offered MSOG afterwards, but I'm too old for that sort of thing. Otherwise great personality and easy to talk to.

Looks like Sophia just left. Disappointed cause I was hoping to see her again since she was so chill to be around. Phone person said they got 2 new girls in. Anyone know if Sophia is planning to return?

**BuckshotWatson** · 06-05-23 10:09

Originally Posted by LocalCustomer [View Original Post]

I asked for Cherry but got Sunny again. Same woman, different names?

No, different women. I've seen them both, and enjoyed my time with both of them. Cherry has apparently left and Sunny, who had been there previously, is now back for a little while.

**Fatpig** · 06-05-23 09:21

Originally Posted by HarleyDude29 [View Original Post]

This could be here or in Craigslist; however the place is a very nice LMP, so I'll go with this. Saw this ad on CL and Rubrankings almost in identical form. https://washingtondc.craigslist.org/...26651396.html.

I was going to hit this place up. Saw her ad a week or 2 ago. Message seemed ok. Saw a hour was 100. I was going to only bring 60 got nova finish as that is my limit. She would not of been happy. LOL. Might be getting priced out of the hobby as lately even 60 does not bring smiles for a nova. Also sorry you had to take a hit on that one.

I might hit up Lucy as not been there long time and see what happens. She has a new person working for her and not seen any review for her.

**Member #6802** · 06-04-23 20:36

Originally Posted by LocalCustomer [View Original Post]

I tried this Amanda at Queen Spa with four 5-star reviews. Maybe I got bait and switched? She was definitely not 25-30, more like 40, and quite heavy. She gave a decent massage though and I just had to do my usual trick of closing my eyes and imagining someone else.

Quite sick of the bait-and-switch trick. Seems to happen way too frequently. I need to just walk out as soon as the woman doesn't meet my expectations.

I'm still relatively new to hobby August will be 1 year. But after a few bait and switches, I finally got the coconuts to say thanks but no thanks and leave. May have left unsatisfied but my hard earned money wasn't wasted on unattractive provider. Plus, with so many AMPs along I95 corridor, not hard to find another place and TOFTT, then report.