Massage Parlor Reports

[Dre1980]

Went to see her yesterday. Previous reports accurate. BBBJ super sloppy. Thick Bush, but oddly enough, groomed. Very vocal if you hit it right. Definitely mish with legs mounted on shoulders will help you get her to promised land. 1/2 hr + tip =$. 8.

Dre.

[Caribe]

In my decades of this hobby, I can only think of one time where the masseuse stayed completely naked, that was decades ago. I don't think your regular MP's could really do this sort of thing, especially if there's a lot of unscheduled traffic coming through the front door. How many times have our session been interrupted where the provider had to leave the room and greet the client. Removing one's clothes on and off would be problematic to say the least for them and especially US!

Would be nice though if there were such a thing.

-Baggens.

It's also been awhile but I would get naked sessions from the now closed Six Star Nassage that was next to the Asian Garden Mall and Foot Reflexology (F&C). But, it did include FS. Back then both the Papasan of Six Star and Mamasan of F&C would allow me to take the chosen provider to the shop 90 minutes before opening time so we wouldn't be bothered by unexpected visitors. The provider was free to get naked, make noise and run around the shop naked. I recall several mongers able to early morning access at F&C. But it was a different owner and a different crew. I'm not sure wife the current papasan would go for it. I am not sure anyone would want to try with the current crew. There were also a couple of other, now closed, shops where similar activity occurred before hours. Asking for an early morning before opening session will get that naked time and more.

[Fe Maiden]

In my decades of this hobby, I can only think of one time where the masseuse stayed completely naked, that was decades ago. I don't think your regular MP's could really do this sort of thing, especially if there's a lot of unscheduled traffic coming through the front door. How many times have our session been interrupted where the provider had to leave the room and greet the client. Removing one's clothes on and off would be problematic to say the least for them and especially US!

Would be nice though if there were such a thing.

-Baggens.

Heck, I'll settle for just topless.

[Dildo Baggens]

In my decades of this hobby, I can only think of one time where the masseuse stayed completely naked, that was decades ago. I don't think your regular MP's could really do this sort of thing, especially if there's a lot of unscheduled traffic coming through the front door. How many times have our session been interrupted where the provider had to leave the room and greet the client. Removing one's clothes on and off would be problematic to say the least for them and especially US!

Would be nice though if there were such a thing.

-Baggens.

Any suggestions where to get a sensual massage where the provider is naked that is not nuru or FS?

[SouthsideJ72]

Hello friends,

Thanks in advance for any feedback from you. I'm amazed at all of the different varieties you have here in LA. I'm trying to find where Haven Spa is, if someone can PM me with that info, it would be greatly appreciated.

Also. Other Nuru locations, love the idea of the coffee shops, and will be checking g out the clubs in COI. Any tidbits are welcome.

Thanks in advance for your time and PM's are welcome. We don't have this in Tennessee!

Thanks J.

[Fe Maiden]

Any suggestions where to get a sensual massage where the provider is naked that is not nuru or FS?

[SaltyDog]

Apologies, I don't mean to come out argumentative, I should have clarified. Service wise I agree with you, Lisa offers better service, looks, Linda gets the nod (IMO). For me personally, if there is no attraction, I don't care how good her service is, I can't repeat if I feel gross after. I don't see Linda often mainly due to her lack of service and laziness, in this case she is just a point of reference. Splitting hairs here, both are GILFS, just preference at this point. Decide for yourself, what's more important, service or looks? To each his own.

Adios Linda Hola Lisa.

LOL.

Yea Linda has become lazy. Before a BJ was included. Not anymore. I won't miss her.

[Panchito33]

Apologies, I don't mean to come out argumentative, I should have clarified. Service wise I agree with you, Lisa offers better service, looks, Linda gets the nod (IMO). For me personally, if there is no attraction, I don't care how good her service is, I can't repeat if I feel gross after. I don't see Linda often mainly due to her lack of service and laziness, in this case she is just a point of reference. Splitting hairs here, both are GILFS, just preference at this point. Decide for yourself, what's more important, service or looks? To each his own.

[SaltyDog]

Tried 2 spots this week. First time trying AFS in Westminster. The famous Lisa. Not my cup of tea. Went through the motions, but won't return. She's a nice lady and tries to please, but I really need to stay out of Westminster. Too many GILFS these days. Set the bar low and you won't be disappointed. It's just me, but I think Linda at Tulip is better.

Second provider of the week was Kelly at Beauty in LH. She's a tiny spinner. She works out and has a tight little body. Great massage too. She walks on your back and delivers a firm massage for someone her size. She's a lot of fun. HJ only this time but we hit off and her menu should open up on my next visit.

If it's the famous Lisa I know (and there's a lot of Lisa's) her service is way better than Linda's. For old times sake I dropped by there a couple of days ago. Linda did her five minute massage with her running her oily finger up and down my but crack. No guys I didn't lift my ass so she can stick her finger in my ass. I'm not one of those guys that sees the enjoyment in that shit. Anyways she pulled my hand to her kitty and I checked to see if the meat hangers were still there. She oiled up my pecker and stroked it for a couple of minutes then said get and she payed there for the pounding. Man she really darkened up that room. Another 5 minutes go bye and she tells me to cum so I did. I was in and out of there in 15 minutes. No BJ just poon tang. She gives me those fucking minty towels and I was out of there. Thought to myself well that's one and I'm done with that woman.

But now Lisa on the other hands gives the full enchilada in a much friendlier way. Her service is way way better than Linda's.

So then, I totally disagree with your opinion on Lisa's service. Even the SGV MILF / gilf Lisa is way better than Linda. Linda does that cute act but I'm not falling for it again. It's been fun Linda but adios LOL.

[DarkRoomDaddy]

That place is little overpriced not not very hygienic, I had a burning in uretria since visiting there. God knows whos dick she was jerking before me.

The best prostrate service I had was over at One-by-One on Westminster between Magnolia and Beach on the north side. It was the Friday just as everything shut down for the pandemic, but I had one last harrah. I actually went to SH first, but got a new girl who did not know the difference between a dick and broom handle. So I went over to one-by-one same day. I got an older slightly heavy-set provider. Huge natural boobaloos. She had me lay face down, and she kinda raped me anally while do a a reach around. It was amazing. I went back over there a few times since, and they jacked their prices up to 50, and I never saw that provider again. The new MMS is a *****. In fact, I went in one time, and another monger was sitting there, and said he has been waiting 20 minutes and no one came out to the front desk. I got the feeling they only had 2 girls working in a huge shop that could accommodate 20 mongers but business had dropped off. Indeed that place is virtually never mentioned here. Anyone know who that was or where she went? I guess Jessica at BW gives something approximately like that.

[DarkRoomDaddy]

"Enter the Dragon Hole!" Thank you.

In my experience the Viet places have the starfish tease as standard. , depends on the masseuse for how deep. Some Chinese will come near it, but then back away.

I used to hit a lot of VN places in Stanton off of Beach from 22 up north. They used to be really cheap (I mean economical) and always a hand Polish. At the time when the Westminster shops were all legit. I think I hit 4-5 of them with my favorite behind a Starbucks. But never got any starfish play at any of them. I have always felt VN are a little more conservative and reserved. It seems to have started with the Korean table showers. And then some of the Chinese have picked it up. Its just a tool in their arsenal. If it ain't happening, they don't want to get tennis elbow or carpal tunnel syndrome jerking you until the cows come home. A little finger surprise can be like in the Fast and Furious movies where they kick in the Nitrous Oxide, and bam. You are now moving.

[YellowFinTuna]

Went over to Royalty Massage in Santa Ana, for some R&R and it looks like a mostly Hispanic neighborhood so I hesitated going in. I went in and to my surprise a tall thin well dressed Chinese MILF greeted me so I signed up for the hour hoping she was going to be my masseuse. I think it was $40 for the hour so not bad. Unfortunately she wasn't the masseuse but another MILF named Lily and the massage was about a 7, got her top off for the handy and she took the entire hour. Lily didn't speak a lot of english but she was ok and had a great attitude. I may repeat.

I've had Shirley who's a little MILFY at Rose Garden in Santa Ana and the first time was great but it's gone down hill since then. FS for $120 but if you go, don't sign up for the hour because she'll only give you 30 minutes no matter what. The first time Shirley gave a great massage and great FS for $120 tip and I think the hour was $40? I've been a few times since but the last time she knew what I was there for and there wasn't much massage and she bolted out of the room immediately after I finished for another appointment. At least I was able to finish. I had another girl at RG but fugly and I did see a couple others but nobody I'd want to spend some time with.

[Mango Lvr]

A lot of girls at a lot of places will "enter the dragon hole" - either as a tease, or a pump while stroking. Some guys like it, and some guys don't like and even get offended. So they can't read our minds. So just tell them or show them what you want. The place that gives a repeated ass tease from all the girls I have tried is Sunflower on Beach between a Viet market and a Toyota dealer. From the first minute they keep coming back to oil the starfish. Even going so far as to put the hot stones in the crack which is a unique experience. And then while they are stoking the little monkey they finger pump you at the same time. All the girls there are into it. As some people said, some of the girls at BW and SH will oblige too. Its all part of the package and no extra tip required.

"Enter the Dragon Hole!" Thank you.

In my experience the Viet places have the starfish tease as standard. , depends on the masseuse for how deep. Some Chinese will come near it, but then back away.

[ChrisPoontang]

That place is little overpriced not not very hygienic, I had a burning in uretria since visiting there. God knows whos dick she was jerking before me.

You might want to see a doctor.

[Mango Lvr]

Becoming a regular is essentially establishing a mongering relationship. To some extent there is a relationship curve at all the shops.

1. trusting you to give them a tip and not demanding you get up in the middle of the session to give the tip in advance.

2. basic handy.

3. OTC Access.

4. UTC Access.

5. DFK.

6. DATY.

7. BJ.

8. FS.

9. Meet outside of work for unrestricted fun.

With different shops and different girls, this list can be covered at differing numbers of visits. There are shops where you can skip right to level 4, and others where it takes a dozen visits to get to that level. And most of the girls have a hard limit at some point. So continued visits don't give you any more higher levels of the list. If you consider that each visit is essentially $100+, then you need to ask yourself if its worth it to blow $1200 to get to the same point that you can get to for $100 with another girl at another shop. Some of the better teasers seem to offer the possibility of getting to the next level if you will only come back again, and in that way reel you in. Also you need to ask yourself: Is it better to invest $1200 for one girl to get into her pants, or to visit 12 different girls with all kinds of range of experiences and adventure. In other words, some of the slicker ones are good at manipulating us, and we need to think carefully before going on a wild goose chase. And in the end getting the bird but not the kitty.

Well said. I have occasionally really connected with some and it didn't take the big investment. Kindness and good communication go a loooong way. The smart ones on both sides know that a repeat customer / provider makes it easy on everyone.