Massage Parlor Reports

[YellowFinTuna]

Went over to Royalty Massage in Santa Ana, for some R&R and it looks like a mostly Hispanic neighborhood so I hesitated going in. I went in and to my surprise a tall thin well dressed Chinese MILF greeted me so I signed up for the hour hoping she was going to be my masseuse. I think it was $40 for the hour so not bad. Unfortunately she wasn't the masseuse but another MILF named Lily and the massage was about a 7, got her top off for the handy and she took the entire hour. Lily didn't speak a lot of english but she was ok and had a great attitude. I may repeat.

I've had Shirley who's a little MILFY at Rose Garden in Santa Ana and the first time was great but it's gone down hill since then. FS for $120 but if you go, don't sign up for the hour because she'll only give you 30 minutes no matter what. The first time Shirley gave a great massage and great FS for $120 tip and I think the hour was $40? I've been a few times since but the last time she knew what I was there for and there wasn't much massage and she bolted out of the room immediately after I finished for another appointment. At least I was able to finish. I had another girl at RG but fugly and I did see a couple others but nobody I'd want to spend some time with.

[Mango Lvr]

A lot of girls at a lot of places will "enter the dragon hole" - either as a tease, or a pump while stroking. Some guys like it, and some guys don't like and even get offended. So they can't read our minds. So just tell them or show them what you want. The place that gives a repeated ass tease from all the girls I have tried is Sunflower on Beach between a Viet market and a Toyota dealer. From the first minute they keep coming back to oil the starfish. Even going so far as to put the hot stones in the crack which is a unique experience. And then while they are stoking the little monkey they finger pump you at the same time. All the girls there are into it. As some people said, some of the girls at BW and SH will oblige too. Its all part of the package and no extra tip required.

"Enter the Dragon Hole!" Thank you.

In my experience the Viet places have the starfish tease as standard. , depends on the masseuse for how deep. Some Chinese will come near it, but then back away.

[ChrisPoontang]

That place is little overpriced not not very hygienic, I had a burning in uretria since visiting there. God knows whos dick she was jerking before me.

You might want to see a doctor.

[Mango Lvr]

Becoming a regular is essentially establishing a mongering relationship. To some extent there is a relationship curve at all the shops.

1. trusting you to give them a tip and not demanding you get up in the middle of the session to give the tip in advance.

2. basic handy.

3. OTC Access.

4. UTC Access.

5. DFK.

6. DATY.

7. BJ.

8. FS.

9. Meet outside of work for unrestricted fun.

With different shops and different girls, this list can be covered at differing numbers of visits. There are shops where you can skip right to level 4, and others where it takes a dozen visits to get to that level. And most of the girls have a hard limit at some point. So continued visits don't give you any more higher levels of the list. If you consider that each visit is essentially $100+, then you need to ask yourself if its worth it to blow $1200 to get to the same point that you can get to for $100 with another girl at another shop. Some of the better teasers seem to offer the possibility of getting to the next level if you will only come back again, and in that way reel you in. Also you need to ask yourself: Is it better to invest $1200 for one girl to get into her pants, or to visit 12 different girls with all kinds of range of experiences and adventure. In other words, some of the slicker ones are good at manipulating us, and we need to think carefully before going on a wild goose chase. And in the end getting the bird but not the kitty.

Well said. I have occasionally really connected with some and it didn't take the big investment. Kindness and good communication go a loooong way. The smart ones on both sides know that a repeat customer / provider makes it easy on everyone.

[Mango Lvr]

It seems that finding a Japanese place is like finding a black swan these days.

I used to go to Japanese MP in Tustin near Red Hil. But I think they closed. Any experience with Japanese over there?

I was in Costa Mesa on Bristol, and there is a Japanese Shiatsu place which has been there forever, but I went in today, and MMS is Chinese, and I suspect its been converted from a Japanese place to another Chinese MP like you would find in Westminster but with a far higher tariff ($65).

No Japanese over here. I know the area over off Redhill that you're talking about. All Chinese. Standard service, nothing stellar. I regularly drive by the one on Bristol. Always thought it was legit.

[Panchito33]

Tried 2 spots this week. First time trying AFS in Westminster. The famous Lisa. Not my cup of tea. Went through the motions, but won't return. She's a nice lady and tries to please, but I really need to stay out of Westminster. Too many GILFS these days. Set the bar low and you won't be disappointed. It's just me, but I think Linda at Tulip is better.

Second provider of the week was Kelly at Beauty in LH. She's a tiny spinner. She works out and has a tight little body. Great massage too. She walks on your back and delivers a firm massage for someone her size. She's a lot of fun. HJ only this time but we hit off and her menu should open up on my next visit.

[VoltronX]

Went to try a new place popped up on RM recently in BP off Commonwealth. Went mid day and had a number of pedestrians using the parking lot to cut the corner not the most discrete entrance. Typical AMP interior rooms have doors that lock and had a monitor in th room. Walls do not go to the ceiling but they have paper taped up to make it look like they do. There's a bar a few doors down that might make the parking lot even busier late at night.

40 for 30 entry and she saw the tip money so she pointed and made the motion for bumping ugly. Total 160.

In short Amy was a disappointment. 40's Slim 5 foot with good C bolt ons. Typcal worthless couple minutes massage FS places give then flip. Would only do CBJ and after she didn't want to get on top. Only would lay there as a dead fish. No enthusiasm no noise no real service. One good thing is she took a pounding without complaining. Jr could not handle how boring it was and lost interest after a while. She took off the hat and did a partial camel slide HJ to finish me. Had to ask multiple times for a hot towel to wipe down after. Would not recommend.

[DarkRoomDaddy]

There are at least 2 AMPs on Tustin with a green sign. Fresh off a visit to one of them, Island Day Spa. Didn't see any party dresses, just 2 MILFs in jeans. Cindy from MHF and 2018 works there once a week, so that should give you an idea of the girls and services available. Clean shop, mellow spa music, and doors that latch. House fee 50 for 60 minutes. I think perhaps the party dresses are at one of the other green signs.

It seems that finding a Japanese place is like finding a black swan these days.

I used to go to Japanese MP in Tustin near Red Hil. But I think they closed. Any experience with Japanese over there?

I was in Costa Mesa on Bristol, and there is a Japanese Shiatsu place which has been there forever, but I went in today, and MMS is Chinese, and I suspect its been converted from a Japanese place to another Chinese MP like you would find in Westminster but with a far higher tariff ($65).

[DarkRoomDaddy]

BW is a good place, but don't count on much more than HJ. There are some very occasional exceptions of certain girls doing a little more with certain special guests, but it takes a long time being a regular with that girl to build it up, and even that is no guarantee of any more happening. It's definitely a place where you have to build up a relationship to get better service. Some are a little more permissive than others as far as allowing access UTC. It's a YMMV shop but you can always count on a decent quality massage for a full hour and a nice slow release.

Becoming a regular is essentially establishing a mongering relationship. To some extent there is a relationship curve at all the shops.

1. trusting you to give them a tip and not demanding you get up in the middle of the session to give the tip in advance.

2. basic handy.

3. OTC Access.

4. UTC Access.

5. DFK.

6. DATY.

7. BJ.

8. FS.

9. Meet outside of work for unrestricted fun.

With different shops and different girls, this list can be covered at differing numbers of visits. There are shops where you can skip right to level 4, and others where it takes a dozen visits to get to that level. And most of the girls have a hard limit at some point. So continued visits don't give you any more higher levels of the list. If you consider that each visit is essentially $100+, then you need to ask yourself if its worth it to blow $1200 to get to the same point that you can get to for $100 with another girl at another shop. Some of the better teasers seem to offer the possibility of getting to the next level if you will only come back again, and in that way reel you in. Also you need to ask yourself: Is it better to invest $1200 for one girl to get into her pants, or to visit 12 different girls with all kinds of range of experiences and adventure. In other words, some of the slicker ones are good at manipulating us, and we need to think carefully before going on a wild goose chase. And in the end getting the bird but not the kitty.

[DarkRoomDaddy]

Any recs for places / ladies who specialize in prostate massages? I know a few places like BW stick a finger in there, but I'm looking for something more legit.

Heard of walnut saver, but her schedule is too limited for me to make an appointment due to work.

Appreciate the help!

A lot of girls at a lot of places will "enter the dragon hole" - either as a tease, or a pump while stroking. Some guys like it, and some guys don't like and even get offended. So they can't read our minds. So just tell them or show them what you want. The place that gives a repeated ass tease from all the girls I have tried is Sunflower on Beach between a Viet market and a Toyota dealer. From the first minute they keep coming back to oil the starfish. Even going so far as to put the hot stones in the crack which is a unique experience. And then while they are stoking the little monkey they finger pump you at the same time. All the girls there are into it. As some people said, some of the girls at BW and SH will oblige too. Its all part of the package and no extra tip required.

[Plasma Spray]

Went by there again yesterday to see who is open for biz.

Classic Spa (Unit 117) and NuNu signs were up.

Only Nunu where Rose was had open sign.

I am sure the complex will lease out to more "Spas" as the units are just destined for like the old days. Will see how long land lord can hold on to lease to medical offices. LOL!

[Sticker]

Sissy. She's very cute. Nice body. Nice ass. She gave the standard 5 min massage. One of you guys said you DATY on her. She's got a massive Bush. You're crazy. She leaned in to give me a DFK but sorry not into that considering how many other BJs she's given.

Glad you enjoyed her, and as I always say (particularly in regards to dining upon or kissing providers), "to each his own". In reading how you had a 15+ year break from posting on here until last year, you're obviously no young buck, and neither am I. So when I have an opportunity to make out with a gorgeous girl who is several decades younger than I, I'm in. I don't care if she's been blowing guys, as long as I can tell she cleans up well. Hypno management knows what I like, and they will brief the girl with whom I've made an appointment about how I like to kiss and snack on them.

So when I saw Sissy on Monday, before the hunger games began, she told me in the room that she was going to go wash up. Although she sucks well, her English sucks, but she motioned how she was going to wash her hirsute nether regions as well as gargle before coming back. And prior to doing that, she sprayed Febreze around and even added an extra towel on the massage bed / table.

I've been around a bit, and no matter where you go during travels or dining (in restaurants), you don't know what takes place behind the scenes, whether that means a cook scratching his nuts before plating your food, or housekeeping services in a 5-star hotel not changing sheets if they look clean. So we have all had plenty of bacteria thrown our way, intentionally or not, and you can either go with the flow, or not.

Back to Sissy, she does have quite the carpet down there, and I'm almost tempted to bring some shears to help tame that beast next time, but then her sweet disposition, pussy, may sour. Plus, even though I prefer smoother landing strips, I've got to say it was kind of fun getting her all soaked up, and then parting her thatch with my tongue to see her little man in the boat leaping out to greet me.

[TradingFavs714]

Stopped by and got CC or Sissy or whatever you guys call her. She's very cute as some have said. Nice body. Nice ass.

I'd give her an 8. The best I've seen was Nicole at THH so Sissy was a close 2nd.

She gave the standard 5 min massage. Tickled the balls. Flip me over. Wiped me down.

Tried to do $1. 2 but forked over $1. 4 no point in haggling.

Started off with BBBJ which looked like she really enjoyed and a lot of ball sucking.

Thought about asking her to rim me but I wanted to pound her.

Started off missionary with me standing on the side. One of you guys said you DATY on her. She's got a massive Bush. You're crazy.

Flipped over to cowgirl and she leaned in to give me a DFK but sorry not into that considering how many other BJs she's given.

Then onto doggy and then prone where I had her lay flight. Pounded her ass for a good 5 min and she was getting loud.

Blew my load. She wiped my down with a hot towel.

[BigBoDonk]

That place is little overpriced not not very hygienic, I had a burning in uretria since visiting there. God knows whos dick she was jerking before me.

[FrankReynolds]

There aren't a lot of options. At BW, if that's your main reason for going, ask for Anna. She gives the best prostate massage in the place. In fact she's the only girl I've had there who actually sticks her finger in and keeps it in for a while. All of the other girls tease around the back door but don't go in very far if at all.

Zelda (Walnutsaver) gives a mind blowing prostate massage. I had my first ever prostate orgasm from her, and it was so intense that I had to lay on the table for a good 10 minutes afterwards to get enough strength to get up and get dressed. I think she drained every last drop of cum out of my system. The thing with her is she's old. Easily in her 60's by now. And not attractive. She wears sexy semi-see thru lingerie, but she's not someone you really want to see naked so it's kind of strange. It would almost be better if she wore scrubs. She does know how to make a guy pop though, and by that I mean not just pop, but explode in a very big way.

Not far from Zelda is Kastina who also goes by Zorina. She works out of a very nice private apartment across the street from Angel Stadium. She does a great prostate massage as well, and she gets fully nude. The downsides of her are she's overweight and not attractive, and she's a bit nutty (talks incessantly about a bunch of weird conspiracy theory shit). But she does give good unrushed service, and she'll do everything. She talked about how she wanted me to fuck her in 3 different positions the next time I see her. She has a very nice clean place, you get the full hour plus with her, and she will let you use her shower. She tried to get me to pop twice, but I'm not one who usually pops twice. Nice effort though. She advertises on Bedpage as "Scandinavian" or "Danish Woman. " Don't be fooled. The pics on her ads look hot but they aren't her and not even close.

In Lakewood there's Divine Royalty Massage. It's a small massage studio in an office complex with one provider. The owner Toya. She's half African American and half Latina. Large woman and not attractive in my opinion. It's also a legit massage business, but she will give HJs and prostate massage as well upon request. She's a good provider who gives a great release, but again not attractive. She has a website with pics.

Seconding zelda, she's insanely talented and makes you pop so hard and not just that like its a constant flowing fountain the entire time she's playing with you. Wish she was hot so badly.