Massage Parlor Reports

[Panchito33]

Apologies, I don't mean to come out argumentative, I should have clarified. Service wise I agree with you, Lisa offers better service, looks, Linda gets the nod (IMO). For me personally, if there is no attraction, I don't care how good her service is, I can't repeat if I feel gross after. I don't see Linda often mainly due to her lack of service and laziness, in this case she is just a point of reference. Splitting hairs here, both are GILFS, just preference at this point. Decide for yourself, what's more important, service or looks? To each his own.

[SaltyDog]

Tried 2 spots this week. First time trying AFS in Westminster. The famous Lisa. Not my cup of tea. Went through the motions, but won't return. She's a nice lady and tries to please, but I really need to stay out of Westminster. Too many GILFS these days. Set the bar low and you won't be disappointed. It's just me, but I think Linda at Tulip is better.

Second provider of the week was Kelly at Beauty in LH. She's a tiny spinner. She works out and has a tight little body. Great massage too. She walks on your back and delivers a firm massage for someone her size. She's a lot of fun. HJ only this time but we hit off and her menu should open up on my next visit.

If it's the famous Lisa I know (and there's a lot of Lisa's) her service is way better than Linda's. For old times sake I dropped by there a couple of days ago. Linda did her five minute massage with her running her oily finger up and down my but crack. No guys I didn't lift my ass so she can stick her finger in my ass. I'm not one of those guys that sees the enjoyment in that shit. Anyways she pulled my hand to her kitty and I checked to see if the meat hangers were still there. She oiled up my pecker and stroked it for a couple of minutes then said get and she payed there for the pounding. Man she really darkened up that room. Another 5 minutes go bye and she tells me to cum so I did. I was in and out of there in 15 minutes. No BJ just poon tang. She gives me those fucking minty towels and I was out of there. Thought to myself well that's one and I'm done with that woman.

But now Lisa on the other hands gives the full enchilada in a much friendlier way. Her service is way way better than Linda's.

So then, I totally disagree with your opinion on Lisa's service. Even the SGV MILF / gilf Lisa is way better than Linda. Linda does that cute act but I'm not falling for it again. It's been fun Linda but adios LOL.

[DarkRoomDaddy]

That place is little overpriced not not very hygienic, I had a burning in uretria since visiting there. God knows whos dick she was jerking before me.

The best prostrate service I had was over at One-by-One on Westminster between Magnolia and Beach on the north side. It was the Friday just as everything shut down for the pandemic, but I had one last harrah. I actually went to SH first, but got a new girl who did not know the difference between a dick and broom handle. So I went over to one-by-one same day. I got an older slightly heavy-set provider. Huge natural boobaloos. She had me lay face down, and she kinda raped me anally while do a a reach around. It was amazing. I went back over there a few times since, and they jacked their prices up to 50, and I never saw that provider again. The new MMS is a *****. In fact, I went in one time, and another monger was sitting there, and said he has been waiting 20 minutes and no one came out to the front desk. I got the feeling they only had 2 girls working in a huge shop that could accommodate 20 mongers but business had dropped off. Indeed that place is virtually never mentioned here. Anyone know who that was or where she went? I guess Jessica at BW gives something approximately like that.

[DarkRoomDaddy]

"Enter the Dragon Hole!" Thank you.

In my experience the Viet places have the starfish tease as standard. , depends on the masseuse for how deep. Some Chinese will come near it, but then back away.

I used to hit a lot of VN places in Stanton off of Beach from 22 up north. They used to be really cheap (I mean economical) and always a hand Polish. At the time when the Westminster shops were all legit. I think I hit 4-5 of them with my favorite behind a Starbucks. But never got any starfish play at any of them. I have always felt VN are a little more conservative and reserved. It seems to have started with the Korean table showers. And then some of the Chinese have picked it up. Its just a tool in their arsenal. If it ain't happening, they don't want to get tennis elbow or carpal tunnel syndrome jerking you until the cows come home. A little finger surprise can be like in the Fast and Furious movies where they kick in the Nitrous Oxide, and bam. You are now moving.

[YellowFinTuna]

Went over to Royalty Massage in Santa Ana, for some R&R and it looks like a mostly Hispanic neighborhood so I hesitated going in. I went in and to my surprise a tall thin well dressed Chinese MILF greeted me so I signed up for the hour hoping she was going to be my masseuse. I think it was $40 for the hour so not bad. Unfortunately she wasn't the masseuse but another MILF named Lily and the massage was about a 7, got her top off for the handy and she took the entire hour. Lily didn't speak a lot of english but she was ok and had a great attitude. I may repeat.

I've had Shirley who's a little MILFY at Rose Garden in Santa Ana and the first time was great but it's gone down hill since then. FS for $120 but if you go, don't sign up for the hour because she'll only give you 30 minutes no matter what. The first time Shirley gave a great massage and great FS for $120 tip and I think the hour was $40? I've been a few times since but the last time she knew what I was there for and there wasn't much massage and she bolted out of the room immediately after I finished for another appointment. At least I was able to finish. I had another girl at RG but fugly and I did see a couple others but nobody I'd want to spend some time with.

[Mango Lvr]

A lot of girls at a lot of places will "enter the dragon hole" - either as a tease, or a pump while stroking. Some guys like it, and some guys don't like and even get offended. So they can't read our minds. So just tell them or show them what you want. The place that gives a repeated ass tease from all the girls I have tried is Sunflower on Beach between a Viet market and a Toyota dealer. From the first minute they keep coming back to oil the starfish. Even going so far as to put the hot stones in the crack which is a unique experience. And then while they are stoking the little monkey they finger pump you at the same time. All the girls there are into it. As some people said, some of the girls at BW and SH will oblige too. Its all part of the package and no extra tip required.

"Enter the Dragon Hole!" Thank you.

In my experience the Viet places have the starfish tease as standard. , depends on the masseuse for how deep. Some Chinese will come near it, but then back away.

[ChrisPoontang]

That place is little overpriced not not very hygienic, I had a burning in uretria since visiting there. God knows whos dick she was jerking before me.

You might want to see a doctor.

[Mango Lvr]

Becoming a regular is essentially establishing a mongering relationship. To some extent there is a relationship curve at all the shops.

1. trusting you to give them a tip and not demanding you get up in the middle of the session to give the tip in advance.

2. basic handy.

3. OTC Access.

4. UTC Access.

5. DFK.

6. DATY.

7. BJ.

8. FS.

9. Meet outside of work for unrestricted fun.

With different shops and different girls, this list can be covered at differing numbers of visits. There are shops where you can skip right to level 4, and others where it takes a dozen visits to get to that level. And most of the girls have a hard limit at some point. So continued visits don't give you any more higher levels of the list. If you consider that each visit is essentially $100+, then you need to ask yourself if its worth it to blow $1200 to get to the same point that you can get to for $100 with another girl at another shop. Some of the better teasers seem to offer the possibility of getting to the next level if you will only come back again, and in that way reel you in. Also you need to ask yourself: Is it better to invest $1200 for one girl to get into her pants, or to visit 12 different girls with all kinds of range of experiences and adventure. In other words, some of the slicker ones are good at manipulating us, and we need to think carefully before going on a wild goose chase. And in the end getting the bird but not the kitty.

Well said. I have occasionally really connected with some and it didn't take the big investment. Kindness and good communication go a loooong way. The smart ones on both sides know that a repeat customer / provider makes it easy on everyone.

[Mango Lvr]

It seems that finding a Japanese place is like finding a black swan these days.

I used to go to Japanese MP in Tustin near Red Hil. But I think they closed. Any experience with Japanese over there?

I was in Costa Mesa on Bristol, and there is a Japanese Shiatsu place which has been there forever, but I went in today, and MMS is Chinese, and I suspect its been converted from a Japanese place to another Chinese MP like you would find in Westminster but with a far higher tariff ($65).

No Japanese over here. I know the area over off Redhill that you're talking about. All Chinese. Standard service, nothing stellar. I regularly drive by the one on Bristol. Always thought it was legit.

[Panchito33]

Tried 2 spots this week. First time trying AFS in Westminster. The famous Lisa. Not my cup of tea. Went through the motions, but won't return. She's a nice lady and tries to please, but I really need to stay out of Westminster. Too many GILFS these days. Set the bar low and you won't be disappointed. It's just me, but I think Linda at Tulip is better.

Second provider of the week was Kelly at Beauty in LH. She's a tiny spinner. She works out and has a tight little body. Great massage too. She walks on your back and delivers a firm massage for someone her size. She's a lot of fun. HJ only this time but we hit off and her menu should open up on my next visit.

[VoltronX]

Went to try a new place popped up on RM recently in BP off Commonwealth. Went mid day and had a number of pedestrians using the parking lot to cut the corner not the most discrete entrance. Typical AMP interior rooms have doors that lock and had a monitor in th room. Walls do not go to the ceiling but they have paper taped up to make it look like they do. There's a bar a few doors down that might make the parking lot even busier late at night.

40 for 30 entry and she saw the tip money so she pointed and made the motion for bumping ugly. Total 160.

In short Amy was a disappointment. 40's Slim 5 foot with good C bolt ons. Typcal worthless couple minutes massage FS places give then flip. Would only do CBJ and after she didn't want to get on top. Only would lay there as a dead fish. No enthusiasm no noise no real service. One good thing is she took a pounding without complaining. Jr could not handle how boring it was and lost interest after a while. She took off the hat and did a partial camel slide HJ to finish me. Had to ask multiple times for a hot towel to wipe down after. Would not recommend.

[DarkRoomDaddy]

There are at least 2 AMPs on Tustin with a green sign. Fresh off a visit to one of them, Island Day Spa. Didn't see any party dresses, just 2 MILFs in jeans. Cindy from MHF and 2018 works there once a week, so that should give you an idea of the girls and services available. Clean shop, mellow spa music, and doors that latch. House fee 50 for 60 minutes. I think perhaps the party dresses are at one of the other green signs.

It seems that finding a Japanese place is like finding a black swan these days.

I used to go to Japanese MP in Tustin near Red Hil. But I think they closed. Any experience with Japanese over there?

I was in Costa Mesa on Bristol, and there is a Japanese Shiatsu place which has been there forever, but I went in today, and MMS is Chinese, and I suspect its been converted from a Japanese place to another Chinese MP like you would find in Westminster but with a far higher tariff ($65).

[DarkRoomDaddy]

BW is a good place, but don't count on much more than HJ. There are some very occasional exceptions of certain girls doing a little more with certain special guests, but it takes a long time being a regular with that girl to build it up, and even that is no guarantee of any more happening. It's definitely a place where you have to build up a relationship to get better service. Some are a little more permissive than others as far as allowing access UTC. It's a YMMV shop but you can always count on a decent quality massage for a full hour and a nice slow release.

Becoming a regular is essentially establishing a mongering relationship. To some extent there is a relationship curve at all the shops.

1. trusting you to give them a tip and not demanding you get up in the middle of the session to give the tip in advance.

2. basic handy.

3. OTC Access.

4. UTC Access.

5. DFK.

6. DATY.

7. BJ.

8. FS.

9. Meet outside of work for unrestricted fun.

With different shops and different girls, this list can be covered at differing numbers of visits. There are shops where you can skip right to level 4, and others where it takes a dozen visits to get to that level. And most of the girls have a hard limit at some point. So continued visits don't give you any more higher levels of the list. If you consider that each visit is essentially $100+, then you need to ask yourself if its worth it to blow $1200 to get to the same point that you can get to for $100 with another girl at another shop. Some of the better teasers seem to offer the possibility of getting to the next level if you will only come back again, and in that way reel you in. Also you need to ask yourself: Is it better to invest $1200 for one girl to get into her pants, or to visit 12 different girls with all kinds of range of experiences and adventure. In other words, some of the slicker ones are good at manipulating us, and we need to think carefully before going on a wild goose chase. And in the end getting the bird but not the kitty.

[DarkRoomDaddy]

Any recs for places / ladies who specialize in prostate massages? I know a few places like BW stick a finger in there, but I'm looking for something more legit.

Heard of walnut saver, but her schedule is too limited for me to make an appointment due to work.

Appreciate the help!

A lot of girls at a lot of places will "enter the dragon hole" - either as a tease, or a pump while stroking. Some guys like it, and some guys don't like and even get offended. So they can't read our minds. So just tell them or show them what you want. The place that gives a repeated ass tease from all the girls I have tried is Sunflower on Beach between a Viet market and a Toyota dealer. From the first minute they keep coming back to oil the starfish. Even going so far as to put the hot stones in the crack which is a unique experience. And then while they are stoking the little monkey they finger pump you at the same time. All the girls there are into it. As some people said, some of the girls at BW and SH will oblige too. Its all part of the package and no extra tip required.

[Plasma Spray]

Went by there again yesterday to see who is open for biz.

Classic Spa (Unit 117) and NuNu signs were up.

Only Nunu where Rose was had open sign.

I am sure the complex will lease out to more "Spas" as the units are just destined for like the old days. Will see how long land lord can hold on to lease to medical offices. LOL!