Massage Parlor Reports

**DC002** · 05-27-23 15:08

Found interesting ad on Bedpage:

https://nova-bodyrubs.bedpage.com/mc.../22998007.html

Nice apartment setup I Tysons but my most horrible experience ever.

Asked if I wanted a shower. Me No, just had one.

Bed setup. No touching allowed. "It's disrespectful" and it went downhill from there. Spent 20 minutes massaging my hands to eat up time.

No eye contact or warmth or smile. Pictures I doubt are her. She is I think Eastern European and I got the vibe she did not like men. She greased me like a pig so shower was necessary on leaving.

If you like this, go see Inna. I was very sorry for wasting $220, the asking price.

DC.

**Egotistic** · 05-27-23 14:54

Originally Posted by RickNva [View Original Post]

I visited New King earlier this week and left very happy. Kim was supposedly on vacation when I requested her.

I drew Lisa who gave fun table shower followed by decent thorough massage. On flip, she dropped her dress and laid on top for some unexpected GFE (a first for me at any AMP). Another first was bbj (without asking). My medications only allow me to get semi-hard so I'm assuming that's why she did it without cover. Some LFK and DATY (both 69 and her on her back) before getting to the HE.

Got full hour and finished with HJ. No negotiations on tip, she left it up to me, gave $. 2 for the first experiences.

I'll go back if I'm in the area again.

Any event? I been there 2 times but haven't seen her yet. Maybe ask for her on my next visit.

**Fdlwyd** · 05-27-23 10:40

Originally Posted by Fdlwyd [View Original Post]

Hello fellow mongers. Been out of the game for a while. I'll be in town on business and am looking to get a great Thai massage with extras. In the San Fernando Valley where I'm from, there are some great Thai spots (if you're out that way and need suggestions, DM me). Another thing to be careful with in SFV is you need to make sure you're getting what you're after as there is are Ladyboys at most of these places.

So I'm look to have a great Thai experience and am trying to figure out the parlor scene and understand the posts I'm seeing on Bedpage. Are these parlors or apartments? Best place to go? DM me or otherwise, can some one let me in on a great Thai parlor and which one's I'll need to specify female if any? Thank you for the tips boys!

Timing is everything and it looks like a K parlor will be the better way to go so I'm back looking for a FS K spot Arlington / McLean area by DCA or heading up towards Germantown. Bedpage is confusing if you don't know the area. Again very willing to exchange intel in SoCal if that helps.

**Member #6802** · 05-27-23 10:12

I visited New King earlier this week and left very happy. Kim was supposedly on vacation when I requested her.

I drew Lisa who gave fun table shower followed by decent thorough massage. On flip, she dropped her dress and laid on top for some unexpected GFE (a first for me at any AMP). Another first was bbj (without asking). My medications only allow me to get semi-hard so I'm assuming that's why she did it without cover. Some LFK and DATY (both 69 and her on her back) before getting to the HE.

Got full hour and finished with HJ. No negotiations on tip, she left it up to me, gave $. 2 for the first experiences.

I'll go back if I'm in the area again.

**Fire Water** · 05-27-23 00:31

Originally Posted by BlueDrifter [View Original Post]

https://nova.bedpage.com/Escorts/woo.../22974904.html

This visit met Cream, she was super friendly but has this baby talk that I had trouble understanding. Ts, sauna, covered massage. I could tell time was coming near to end and she asked who I saw last and said coffee. She left and when came back got the full treatment without any discussion. Kinda a first for me but she was great. On way out saw apple again but this time was in a party dress and the older mamasan was there. Apple grabbed and hugged saying I need to see her as mamasan was tugging on my arm to push me out the door. So guess a third trip is in order now.

After reading everyone's review and seeing how close this place is to me, I've decided to make a visit to One and try my hands at one of these places and losing my parlor virginity.

My first visit I didn't know what to expect but the location and building setup gives you a form of anonymity with two other businesses also being located in the building. I go upstairs and enter the outer door and ring the bell for the inner door. I am met by mamasan and asked the infamous question "is this your first time", and even though you guys have also said not to say yes, I foolishly said yes, so I was led to a back room and told to wait. After a very brief delay I'm met by Maya and asked how long, I chose 30 minutes and was told to "get comfortable" and lay down. She takes my money and leaves and I get naked and lay face down on the table. She comes back with the change and asks will I take care of her later, and I say if she is good I will. She gives a decent massage but nothing special and after some time begins squeezing my butt and rubbing gently my inner thigh. She then softly asks me in my ear, "what do you want me to do" so I sit up and point to her box. She says $. 60 and I counter offer $ and she says that's only enough for oral. She wouldn't relent and I didn't have more cash with me (rookie mistake number two since the donation has been said before here) so I opted for the bi, but I did ask for 69 and she obliged. The oral was ok but she put more hand than mouth into it. I eventually blow in the bag and she cleans me up and I prepare to depart. As I'm getting dressed Maya comes back with Coffee and Apple and while Maya dresses me, they take turns playing with my junk and asking me to come back.

So I return a second time a week later, determined to see what else this place have to offer. The second time I return (about a week later) and as I enter the inner doorway about to ring the bell, Cream is getting water. She quickly ushers me in and asks the question "have you been here before", I promptly say yes and she takes me to the back room. This time my massage therapist is Coffee and she asks again have I been there before and who have I seen before, I tell her Maya and she is immediately out at ease. I opt for 30 minutes again, pay the house fee, and lay down. Coffee's massage technique is horrible and not worth the effort and what only felt like 15 minutes she quickly does the soft touch and starts the selling process. We agree to full service and she then says "tip what you want" so I say $. 50 and she agrees. Get that out the way and she returns with a blue shower and starts rubbing her body against mine. She does a decent job sucking the balls and licking the shaft and teases the cock very well. She spent a decent time playing with my balls, and get some fully erect. She then slides me into her mouth and rolls the condom on at the same time (nice technique) and goes to deep throating. This lasts for a few minutes and then I had her Mount me while I was sitting on the edge of the bed. We did this position for few minutes and then switched to missionary where I went to town until busting in the bag. She goes and gets a rag to clean me up and after leaving the room for whatever reason proceeds to help me get dressed and asks for another time.

So a third time it is, this time I get to see Apple, who asks me again, "is this your first time", after I name the three other girls she's like "wow you know everyone, how come I've never saw you" we chat for a bit but her voice is low so it was hard to understand. I again go for 30 minutes and deny the TS, as I always shower before I show up. She proceeds to give a very decent massage and I think she does back walking as it felt like feet that were on my calves and thighs. The massage that Apple gives is actually good and with more practice she can actually work at a legit spa, and after what felt like 20 minutes, she does the light butterfly touches to signal she's done and ready for the second part. She asks what would I like and I tell her full service, this time there was no negotiation for price or anything and she just left the room to get the alert supplies. She offers mouth wash and sprays a rag with alcohol to clean me downstairs (they all 3 did this actually) and then proceeds to tell me to lay down. She sucks on my balls at first too (they really like balls) and then proceeds to suck my dick. Now she had the smoothest technique of slide the condom on because I didn't even know it was on when she was sucking me off and after 3-4 minutes of deep throating, she squats on top and slides me into her. I actually stop her and asks did she put a condom on and she giggles and says she's glad I asked and it turned her on to hear that. She does cowgirl for a little bit longer but couldn't handle it so we switched to doggie where I proceeded to pound until completion. (Side note, one do you guys were next door wearing one of them out, I could here her moans and yelps in my room, made me try harder to compete. You won that round). After I completed in the bag, she proceeded the cleanup process and then not after I was dressed did she ask for the donation. I paid $. 6 and she seemed very happy with that and she did deserve it. She then told me to do an hour next time and we can have more time for fun, so I think I will next time as it's only. 8 for hr versus. 6 for hh.

So long story short, thanks guys for letting me know about this place and while it's way more expensive than the LCS down the road, the quality of attention and effort is way better. My finances won't allow too many repeat visits but a once-twice a month treat is definitely worth it.

**BlueDrifter** · 05-26-23 23:03

https://nova.bedpage.com/Escorts/woo.../22974904.html

This visit met Cream, she was super friendly but has this baby talk that I had trouble understanding. Ts, sauna, covered massage. I could tell time was coming near to end and she asked who I saw last and said coffee. She left and when came back got the full treatment without any discussion. Kinda a first for me but she was great. On way out saw apple again but this time was in a party dress and the older mamasan was there. Apple grabbed and hugged saying I need to see her as mamasan was tugging on my arm to push me out the door. So guess a third trip is in order now.

**DC002** · 05-26-23 22:37

Seems to be a nice selection of Chinese AMPs with attractive youngish girls.

What I don't seem to find is Korean AMPs, that typically have Table Showers, with youngish providers.

They all seem to me to be 40 - 50+ with lots of makeup.

If anyone can please share any Gems with Table Showers. Korean or Chinese, it will be greatly appreciated.

There is nothing like a nice table shower to break the ice and establish good communications!

Please share in the Forum or by PM if that is preferred.

Thanks,

DC.

**PilotAviator** · 05-26-23 21:16

Originally Posted by Abba91 [View Original Post]

LOL. Women. Sorry about that.

Yes, she does.

PA.

**Abba91** · 05-26-23 18:03

Originally Posted by PilotAviator [View Original Post]

I do not know anything about Wemon (I know I could google-it).

Tara advertises in the usual fora -- just call / text for an appointment.

Always be nice to the ladies.

PA.

LOL. Women. Sorry about that.

**PilotAviator** · 05-26-23 16:15

Originally Posted by Abba91 [View Original Post]

Do you know if Ms. Tara take appointments from Wemon? Thank you.

I do not know anything about Wemon (I know I could google-it).

Tara advertises in the usual fora -- just call / text for an appointment.

Always be nice to the ladies.

PA.

**Barkeater** · 05-26-23 10:04

The Fredericksburg forum had some folks talking about Stafford, if I recall Stafford Wellness was getting some good reviews.

Be Safe.

--BE.

Originally Posted by AnuKasan1 [View Original Post]

I'm in North Stafford (not too far away from Garrisonville Rd. / Rt. 1) through the 4th. Noticed a lot of massage places very close by. Any currently most promising? Did a forum search, but some reviews may not be the most current. Or would I have to go further south for better service? Any recommendations greatly appreciated.

**Abba91** · 05-25-23 22:43

Originally Posted by PilotAviator [View Original Post]

Tara is terrific. Her skills make her a triple-treat when I visit because I get a shave (or waxing), haircut and great massage from a great person.

She is a small bbw barrell-of-talent and fun. Make an appointment and let her take care of your grooming and massage needs.

Always be nice to the ladies.

PA.

Do you know if Ms. Tara take appointments from Wemon? Thank you.

**PilotAviator** · 05-25-23 21:52

Tara is terrific. Her skills make her a triple-treat when I visit because I get a shave (or waxing), haircut and great massage from a great person.

She is a small bbw barrell-of-talent and fun. Make an appointment and let her take care of your grooming and massage needs.

Always be nice to the ladies.

PA.

**Erika Scorpio** · 05-25-23 15:11

Originally Posted by Soco21 [View Original Post]

Her pics are dated as she is probably in her late 40's but I'll take experience and service anyday over a fake dead fish. Gents enjoy.

https://nova.bedpage.com/Escorts/tysons/22987379.html

More likely than dated, those pictures are new, just heavily photoshopped. Just like that other Thai Ganya that I went to see last year, can't remember what name she was using back then. I was super disappointed, as her pics didn't prepare me at all for a 60's dessicated granny with one ok boob and the other hard as a coconut. I really debated between dropping my pants or helping her cross the street.

Anyways, that was bad enough to keep me from trying out her partner Nikki, whom I think she shares a room with. Not that the reviews don't talk well about her services, but who the hell knows what kind of mummy is the one posting mega-filtered pictures of herself out there in Tysons.

Erik.

**AnuKasan1** · 05-25-23 13:05

I'm in North Stafford (not too far away from Garrisonville Rd. / Rt. 1) through the 4th. Noticed a lot of massage places very close by. Any currently most promising? Did a forum search, but some reviews may not be the most current. Or would I have to go further south for better service? Any recommendations greatly appreciated.