Massage Parlor Reports

[You Chooch]

Been here a few times now and have never left disappointed. I have met both Sunny and Julie and both are awesome. Both of them had no problem stripping down and having fun. Neither have been FS but damn close. Julie has one hell of a hot body!! Both are super sweet and speak good English. They never ask for tip up front or how much you give me, they don't even count the tip at the end they just pick it up and tuck it away. This is my new favorite place, if you go. Be super nice and take care of them. By the way, they do not have a table shower, only a stand up if you need to use it so I always go freshly showered and they appreciate that.

[LocalCustomer]

Thanks Mr. Drowned that is a very accurate post (at least the LCS part)! Visited the LCS and it was exactly how you explained it. That girl is really hot IMHO, not sure how from the waste up Latin women can be so fit (like zero fat) and still have a beautiful perfect ass. I also love a girl with braces, but there is always a nervous moment when they dive in for the BJ. I usually cringe a little hoping a rogue wire doesn't snag my shwah-zole, LOL.

Thanks again for the post!

What LCS is this? Not very helpful without a name.

[SWCruiser]

Anyone been to Capital lately? Used to go when I was in the area years ago. Never wonderful, but a reasonably reliable option in the Loudoun AMP desert- at least back then. I'm back in the area again and looking for reasonable priced, reliable options for massage+ closer to Leesburg-Sterling, even if only HJ is standard menu. My windows to get away from the family tend to be limited, and most of the reports here seem to be for places in Springfield, chantilly, etc. - a bit farther than I'd like to go. I'll report if I decide to toftt with Capital, but info and suggestions are welcome.

[TheRabbit]

Looking for some Asian massage places with girls with blonde hair, anyone know any places?

[RyanHarvey]

Hey, what location was this spa? PM me if you can. Also interested in the LCS lmao. Thanks.

I too am interested in this LCS.

[JustALoner]

It's been a long time since I've posted. I've grown kind of cold on the mongering with a bunch of less than average experiences. I also, rarely have anything new to add for the places others review often.

Soft Touch in Springfield. Went on a Saturday after a couple of other places I was trying to get into were busy. I still ended up waiting an hour for them to finish up with one monger before getting in. I've had OK experiences here before but this time I got someone named Coco. She was on the younger side but not very talkative or interested in providing a customer service experience. Everything was lackluster from the table shower, to the massage, and on the flip asked if junior wanted attention. I said yes. It was fine, no other services offered but I didn't ask. On the plus side, no hassling or requesting tip. I gave the regular tip.

Prince in Springfield. I heard good things from others about this place before I went. I got a lady with a smoker's voice, potbelly, and jacked up feet. Paid for HHR. She was flirty during the TS but I wasn't feeling it and on the flip I decided to end the massage. I gave her a small tip for her trouble but she called me a time waster and ripped a fart in the room while I was getting dressed. Someone was having a great time in the next room and I could hear it. She said there were going to be younger girls next time.

JY in Burke. Good facilities and a sauna. If you draw someone named Sunny you're in luck. She has great customer service skills and will chat you up. Gave me a good TS but then left to attend to someone that arrived at the door. I was handed off to another Coco that only spoke with phone translation text. Long story short, there was some misunderstanding and I paid 100 for a standard Nova. This place is probably good but the experience left me unhappy and I haven't returned.

Hinson Farm / Hyba Valley massage place. This was from a while ago but they seem to be a Chinese place just going straight for the FS. The door price included everything but there is a bit of tipping with the girl inside which will round out to a little bit above ACS rates. It's a small place that looks more like a doctor's office. My provider was probably one of the youngest I've ever gotten but her looks were average although her build was slim and attractive. She entered the room dressed provocatively leaving no mystery to what kind of establishment the place was. She was friendly but not flirty. Spoke with phone translator. The FS experience was alright but I just wasn't in the mood. It is a long drive for me and located in the middle of nowhere. I don't know if they still have the same friendly rates. I haven't been back and it looks like they've upped their advertising on the usual sites. For those interested, they used to advertise on Moon Palace's homepage.

Garden / Lilan / Burke / OKM spa or whatever. I know some people have had recent bad luck here but I'd like to voice my support for the main lady that works there. Her soft touch / teasing and NOVA skills are excellent in my opinion, but everyone has different tastes.

Sun Therapy. Off of bradlick near Yumi etc. This place needs no more advertising. I've always gotten a full menu. Obviously, YMMV but I had a session with a 'Cindy' that was exceptional. She charged GPS prices which I'm sorry to say I jumped on because of little head. She was really one of the better looking providers I've seen although I couldn't place her age. The experience was somewhat worth the price. She's very enthusiastic, flrity, and had a fun personality even before my generous tip. I stopped going only because this place seems to pull in a lot of traffic.

Other notes. I tried both places multiple times on Little River that share a building with a Smart Key place and is next to a McDonalds. I can't get into either for the life of me. They are always busy and I don't like waiting around that area.

Ditto for Spa Sung which I'm interested in visiting but can't find a time of day they aren't busy.

My Spa in Springdale has closed apparently. However, I've been getting texts from them advertising Blue Moon in Fairfax. Of course, they keep promising new young talent but I've had bad experiences at both of these and haven't even drawn a MILF / GILF on any of my visits.

I noticed several of you mongers have gotten into Nail / Massage places that you might score a NOVA from. There's a place called Lee's Hair and Nail in Burke that seems legit online but has a massage sign in the window. It might be legit but I thought I'd throw it out there for all you explorers.

[DirteeBoy]

Thanks Mr. Drowned that is a very accurate post (at least the LCS part)! Visited the LCS and it was exactly how you explained it. That girl is really hot IMHO, not sure how from the waste up Latin women can be so fit (like zero fat) and still have a beautiful perfect ass. I also love a girl with braces, but there is always a nervous moment when they dive in for the BJ. I usually cringe a little hoping a rogue wire doesn't snag my shwah-zole, LOL.

Thanks again for the post!

Saw Abby. When I went for a walk in she told me to make an appt. Weird I called the number and sure enough she answered. Asked her when the earliest available was and she told me I could come now.

I told her I was the gentleman she turned away at the door and then she told me she had a customer coming in a half hour so said she could do a HH which I obliged as I only wanted short time service to begin with.

When I made my way down the stairs I paid the house fee. She is cute and bubbly so junior was already rearing for action. When she came back she saw my erection and I watched her soul leave her body and flee like I just executed Kabals finisher in MK3. Her entire bubbly mood flipped and she asked me what I wanted but not in a negotiation but more in a turned off nervousness. I told her everything and she looked down at junior and said absolutely not, you're way too big..

[PilotAviator]

Ronda is well-reviewed and provides an enjoyable massage experience.

She returned from her extended trip to Thailand (visiting with family and taking care of personal matters I assume).

When I saw her this week, she shared she had a good trip, but no specific details.

Perhaps it was a trick of my poor memory (she was gone 10 or so weeks) or the dim lighting, but she appeared to have slimmed a little.

A fairly current photo and contact info are shown in her advert this week.

https://us-nova.bedpage.com/therapeu.../22993797.html

Ronda is chatty and energetic and a fun "spice to my monger enjoyments. " YMMV, but I had fun and enjoyed my massage.

Appointments required. And she will not rush you if you are polite and will allow her to control the pacing.

Always be nice to the ladies.

PA.

[MrFairfax]

Saw Abby. When I went for a walk in she told me to make an appt. Weird I called the number and sure enough she answered. Asked her when the earliest available was and she told me I could come now.

I told her I was the gentleman she turned away at the door and then she told me she had a customer coming in a half hour so said she could do a HH which I obliged as I only wanted short time service to begin with.

When I made my way down the stairs I paid the house fee. She is cute and bubbly so junior was already rearing for action. When she came back she saw my erection and I watched her soul leave her body and flee like I just executed Kabals finisher in MK3. Her entire bubbly mood flipped and she asked me what I wanted but not in a negotiation but more in a turned off nervousness. I told her everything and she looked down at junior and said absolutely not, you're way too big.

A part of me was impressed to at least spend a few imaginary seconds in the penile pantheon of gifted gods that could destroy this woman's P like a destruction derby of monster trucks and dildozers but the reality is I had a very jealous rabbi who most definitely shaved a few extra inches off my roast beef. I'm probably average at best and have had far more women scanning through readers digest on their phones while I hopelessly pounded away trying to at least get one faint little ding on the gong before releasing my load in shame than I've had recreating the legendary clickbait titles of "MY WIFE'S NEIGHBOR WAS RUSHED TO THE HOSPITAL AFTER HER TINY PUSSY WAS DESTROYED BY MY HUGE COCK" on pornhub.

But Abby was straightforward and she offered to return my house fee and told me to have a great day. I can't be mad. No harm. No foul.

But YMMV, for sure. Don't get entangled if she turns you down especially knowing there's at least half of you folks on here with far more gifted packages than mine.

Instead since I was in Annandale I hit up my trusty LCS and did a quick 30 with a super skinny, young, hot, tall chick from Spain. Braces are a huge turn on for me not sure why, but this chick was smoking and I didn't last long. A nice 5 min CBJ followed by a quick minute drive to pound town while she, yep, you guessed it, scanned through her mobile phone texting her friends and what not. But hey it was with the $. 2 I would have tipped Abby so I saved. 6 on the house fee in the grand scheme of things. #win.

I was not cut out for porn. How did the narcissist die when he looked at the mirror? He drowned in his own reflection.

Hey, what location was this spa? PM me if you can. Also interested in the LCS lmao. Thanks.

[FourNick8]

Saw Abby. When I went for a walk in she told me to make an appt. Weird I called the number and sure enough she answered. Asked her when the earliest available was and she told me I could come now.

I told her I was the gentleman she turned away at the door and then she told me she had a customer coming in a half hour so said she could do a HH which I obliged as I only wanted short time service to begin with.

When I made my way down the stairs I paid the house fee. She is cute and bubbly so junior was already rearing for action. When she came back she saw my erection and I watched her soul leave her body and flee like I just executed Kabals finisher in MK3. Her entire bubbly mood flipped and she asked me what I wanted but not in a negotiation but more in a turned off nervousness. I told her everything and she looked down at junior and said absolutely not, you're way too big.

Dammit Drowned! You are the second monger in as many months that has reported Denial of Service due to sick size with one of my favorites. Another monger DM'd me and said Hannah at Soft Touch couldn't take his sick but she takes mine with no issues. You guys are giving me a complex.

[AsssManKramer]

I went to One Therapy a few weeks ago and saw Coffee. One the way out, I met Anna who intrigued me. I went back a few days ago and was greeted by Anna, who told me she wasn't seeing customers that day because she had her period. She told me Coffee was there as well as a new girl Cream. Since I didn't know what Cream looked like I chose Coffee again since I knew what I would be getting. Coffee was finishing up so Anna gave me a TS, then I waited in the sauna for Coffee to get me. Went to the room and immediately got down to business. She remembered me so there was no discussion on donation. I got all that I needed for $. 6. Coffee left to get a towel and arrived with Cream to introduce her. Cream is about 30, pretty face, looked like a nice body and had a friendly personality. Now I need to go back and see her.

[MrEnding]

So I walked in, place looked clean / decent, lady who looked pretty good (for a 50 something Korean lady) got me prepped, took 80 for 1 hour house fee, as I'm getting undressed I guess the door rings and a regular is there, next thing I know another lady who doesn't look nearly as good comes in, I just roll with it bc I am only there for a massage and NOVA finish. New lady's name is Jessica. She asks the usual feel you out questions, tell her its my first time there, wanted to try a new place. (my go-to is another annandale spa).

Massage decent, on flip she asks how much I want to tip for HJ I say 60, she says no, 80, I say I only brought 60. So she says ok next time.

After I bust she says "now I know why you want to try different place, you make lady work too hard and don't tip enough". Oh, because I took longer than 5 minutes to bust?

Like, excuse me? You fucking rude ass *****, who the fuck is paying your ugly ass 80 for a HJ? Seriously guys? People are paying 80 for NOVA finish these days? Why'all are getting robbed. My usual is always happy with 60 tip and gives amazing service every time.

So, to recap : bait and switch, wanted 80 for a hj, and complained about a perfectly fine 60 tip (rude).

I was dressed and out the door in 45 anyways.

Don't go to Concept. Fuck that place.

Great post dude. Yeah I think guys are paying 80. These AMPs are getting out of hand. Giving fits about 60 is crazy. 40 for HJ is the original standard out west.

[TheDrowned]

Abby-30's, nice bod, natural Cs, dresses like housewife, no makeup, 18 yo looking face, fucks like GND.

Sophia-20's, petite, natural Bs, hard body, nice ass, tats, cute but not really pretty, fuck in all positions, one guy got BBGSCIP for huge tip.

Saw Abby. When I went for a walk in she told me to make an appt. Weird I called the number and sure enough she answered. Asked her when the earliest available was and she told me I could come now.

I told her I was the gentleman she turned away at the door and then she told me she had a customer coming in a half hour so said she could do a HH which I obliged as I only wanted short time service to begin with.

When I made my way down the stairs I paid the house fee. She is cute and bubbly so junior was already rearing for action. When she came back she saw my erection and I watched her soul leave her body and flee like I just executed Kabals finisher in MK3. Her entire bubbly mood flipped and she asked me what I wanted but not in a negotiation but more in a turned off nervousness. I told her everything and she looked down at junior and said absolutely not, you're way too big.

A part of me was impressed to at least spend a few imaginary seconds in the penile pantheon of gifted gods that could destroy this woman's P like a destruction derby of monster trucks and dildozers but the reality is I had a very jealous rabbi who most definitely shaved a few extra inches off my roast beef. I'm probably average at best and have had far more women scanning through readers digest on their phones while I hopelessly pounded away trying to at least get one faint little ding on the gong before releasing my load in shame than I've had recreating the legendary clickbait titles of "MY WIFE'S NEIGHBOR WAS RUSHED TO THE HOSPITAL AFTER HER TINY PUSSY WAS DESTROYED BY MY HUGE COCK" on pornhub.

But Abby was straightforward and she offered to return my house fee and told me to have a great day. I can't be mad. No harm. No foul.

But YMMV, for sure. Don't get entangled if she turns you down especially knowing there's at least half of you folks on here with far more gifted packages than mine.

Instead since I was in Annandale I hit up my trusty LCS and did a quick 30 with a super skinny, young, hot, tall chick from Spain. Braces are a huge turn on for me not sure why, but this chick was smoking and I didn't last long. A nice 5 min CBJ followed by a quick minute drive to pound town while she, yep, you guessed it, scanned through her mobile phone texting her friends and what not. But hey it was with the $. 2 I would have tipped Abby so I saved. 6 on the house fee in the grand scheme of things. #win.

I was not cut out for porn. How did the narcissist die when he looked at the mirror? He drowned in his own reflection.

[MrFairfax]

This is a invaluable review. Good on you to report it here. A lot of other folks would have just shrugged their shoulders and chalked it up to a bad experience and not post anything. Bad reviews are just as valuable as good reviews.

That's why I posted it, brother.

Have a nice weekend.

[Rhinopole]

Hard pass. No judging.

I visited Cindy a few times a year or so ago and she indeed offered BBFSCIM for a 1. 0 tip. But as we all know, generally you get what you pay for. As nice and accommodating as she was and probably still is, she was too unattractive for me to continue.

Rhino.