Massage Parlor Reports

[Sticky Fingers]

Irvine, Costa Mesa, Cerritos, Huntington Beach are all very, very tough on massage establishments. Out of that list, Costa Mesa is hands down the toughest. They even harass legit massage places with a bunch of ridiculous regulations. CM is the city that has the "inward looking peephole" rule, which is just absurd and a lawsuit waiting to happen. What happens when a male employee takes advantage of the opportunity to peep on a female client undressing? Or a male code enforcement worker doing a "random inspection?" Cerritos allows legit massage places and doesn't bother them much once they're established, but the second one of them steps out of line and gives even a remote hint of anything other than fully legit massage going on it's an entirely different story.

What is my source? I own a legit massage business. I won't say if it is or isn't in any of the aforementioned cities, but it doesn't have to be. I talk to owners of other legit spas in other cities literally every day and am very much familiar with what goes on behind the scenes in the industry. As I mentioned, there's reasons why some cities have an abundance of "hobby MPs" and some don't. Cities like Stanton, Bellflower, Downey, Westminster, and GG tolerate them to a certain extent so long as they aren't a public nuisance and drawing a lot of complaints. Cities like Cerritos and Costa Mesa don't want that on their turf and will stop at nothing to keep it out. I won't tell anybody on here to not go to any particular shop, but I will say that this place in Cerritos is firmly on the city's radar after being around only a very short period of time, so visiting it would be a bit of a dicey proposition. There's enough nearby places that are far more established and a lot less risky to go to.

This is really helpful to keep in mind. Do you happen to know of any cities in LA or South Bay fall into either of these buckets?

[Grimmy23]

Not sure about this shop but his comments about Irvine being a tough place for an AMP are dead on. HB has always been tough too.

Irvine, Costa Mesa, Cerritos, Huntington Beach are all very, very tough on massage establishments. Out of that list, Costa Mesa is hands down the toughest. They even harass legit massage places with a bunch of ridiculous regulations. CM is the city that has the "inward looking peephole" rule, which is just absurd and a lawsuit waiting to happen. What happens when a male employee takes advantage of the opportunity to peep on a female client undressing? Or a male code enforcement worker doing a "random inspection?" Cerritos allows legit massage places and doesn't bother them much once they're established, but the second one of them steps out of line and gives even a remote hint of anything other than fully legit massage going on it's an entirely different story.

What is my source? I own a legit massage business. I won't say if it is or isn't in any of the aforementioned cities, but it doesn't have to be. I talk to owners of other legit spas in other cities literally every day and am very much familiar with what goes on behind the scenes in the industry. As I mentioned, there's reasons why some cities have an abundance of "hobby MPs" and some don't. Cities like Stanton, Bellflower, Downey, Westminster, and GG tolerate them to a certain extent so long as they aren't a public nuisance and drawing a lot of complaints. Cities like Cerritos and Costa Mesa don't want that on their turf and will stop at nothing to keep it out. I won't tell anybody on here to not go to any particular shop, but I will say that this place in Cerritos is firmly on the city's radar after being around only a very short period of time, so visiting it would be a bit of a dicey proposition. There's enough nearby places that are far more established and a lot less risky to go to.

[Taws6]

Not sure about this shop but his comments about Irvine being a tough place for an AMP are dead on. HB has always been tough too.

At one point in time, there were a ton of nice places in Irvine near JWA on Skypark. Those days sadly have passed, Irvine rolled them all up. As far as I know, there isn't a single MP in Irvine (I mean, I am sure there are, but below the radar, and I'm not privy to any intel saying otherwise).

Would be nice to see Irvine return to those times.

[PhilAShow]

I can't and won't elaborate further, other than to say Cerritos officials are very much aware of this place, and it's not a city that's going to let them stick around for long. If you visit this place do it at your own risk. Much better and safer options are available in other cities not very far away where MPs have thrived for many years.

Not sure about this shop but his comments about Irvine being a tough place for an AMP are dead on. HB has always been tough too.

[EthePanda]

Its in bellflower right next to Cerritos. Lots of Chinese girls. Rotates out too often though which is a good or bad thing. Sometimes they are too old and I walk out, sometimes young and cute. Hold the line at 120 tip.

[Grimmy23]

If the vice squad had anything by now we would have heard something.

What do you mean you have a reliable source?

I can't and won't elaborate further, other than to say Cerritos officials are very much aware of this place, and it's not a city that's going to let them stick around for long. If you visit this place do it at your own risk. Much better and safer options are available in other cities not very far away where MPs have thrived for many years.

[Mr Plumber]

I don't know your age Sir, but that woman is granny with golden pussy syndrom. Horrible massage, horrible HJ that she asked 60 for I gave 50. Horrible attitude. She asked 300 for FS. Dude I would bang porn stars for that money. Worst experience I had so far. Keep away at all costs. If you like this place then you have no idea what good massage and HJ is.

What a difference 286 pages of reviews and one year make, BBD. There's usually a couple MILFs-GILFs there to try on for size. Honestly, I've never asked for FS or anything beyond a HJ there. You're 300 quote is nearly 3 x average for their appearance and level of service. Sorry it didn't work out but I have a feeling you'll keep exploring until you get a good one.

[BigBoDonk]

The girls at Escape Spa in Stanton (bch / lampsn) most always try to crank out a second nut with me. It's a nice, clean atmosphere. And though they are a bit perfunctory in their HJ and demeanor, I find it enjoyable. One of them (sorry, don't recall her name) has a nice, big, set of mammary glands hanging off her front. After a few visits she'll let the puppies out to play and even if they don't lick you, you'll get to lick them (.)(.).

60 HR; 60 to 80 for the manual stimulation (whether it's one or two nuts) and titty taste testing.

I don't know your age Sir, but that woman is granny with golden pussy syndrom. Horrible massage, horrible HJ that she asked 60 for I gave 50. Horrible attitude. She asked 300 for FS. Dude I would bang porn stars for that money. Worst experience I had so far. Keep away at all costs. If you like this place then you have no idea what good massage and HJ is.

[Heartless Jay]

How's Macy in the looks department?

Everyone has different taste, but to me she looks pretty darn good for an AMP girl. Chinese, about 40 years old with a nice body. Just a bit of a belly, but nice soft natural B cups, which became available to me after a few visits. Some may know her as Cici from 888 Spa, back before covid. Fun girl, nice to talk with. Sure wish more was on the menu though, as I get the feeling she'd be fun to fuck.

[SaltyDog]

I wouldn't advise going. I know Cerritos very well and have knowledge form a reliable source that this place is already under investigation by the local vice squad. It won't be around long. I wont say anything else other than some cities tolerate MPs and some dont, and Cerritos is one of the cities that most definitely does not.

If the vice squad had anything by now we would have heard something.

What do you mean you have a reliable source?

[Grimmy23]

I have been seeing all the ads too, but am super hesitant to try. I thought it could be a sting at first, because Cerritos would never have a FS AMP. I imagine it probably won't be open for long if it is one.

I wouldn't advise going. I know Cerritos very well and have knowledge form a reliable source that this place is already under investigation by the local vice squad. It won't be around long. I won’t say anything else other than some cities tolerate MPs and some don’t, and Cerritos is one of the cities that most definitely does not.

[Grimmy23]

New to the hobby. Been looking for petite / young Latinas in the South Bay Area for a while, but have not found anything.

I don't mind driving to OC. What places do you recommend?

For Latinas you're better off going to Downey. Downey Massage on Paramount has both Latina and Korean. So does All Seasons and M&A, but historically Downey Massage has the better looking girls. As always, it's luck of the draw and YMMV.

[MiggySif]

This is one of many of their ads using different numbers.

https://vipclub101.wixsite.com/vipclub123

If you're not familiar with VIP Club, basic info: Chinese house typically in Irvine with a granny / house mom there who will lead you to different rooms to choose your girl.

Very hit or miss, with the occasional gem.

Decided to try it out. Texted the number and got a motel6 in Anaheim. Was told there were 2 girls. I showed up and got the room #. There was one very old grandma with a ton makeup, she looked like she belonged in Star Wars.

I noped the fuck out real quick.

[PayPalMakesMon]

New to the hobby. Been looking for petite / young Latinas in the South Bay Area for a while, but have not found anything.

I don't mind driving to OC. What places do you recommend?

Looking for the latinasssss. I'm so tired of the click bait k girls. Giving the k girls a break for awhile since it's always some P.S. And they are 50 years old in person. LOL.

[TheSkinnyPete]

New to the hobby. Been looking for petite / young Latinas in the South Bay Area for a while, but have not found anything.

I don't mind driving to OC. What places do you recommend?