Massage Parlor Reports

**Ludatrice** · 05-30-23 14:38

Headed to Jasmine this week, any recommendations on who to see what what the general $$ everybody is paying? I don't want to be the sucker they get over on.

**Ludatrice** · 05-30-23 14:37

Originally Posted by JSmith10 [View Original Post]

Other than Coco I've given up on CT AMPs. I've decided it's worth the extra money and time to take the trek to NYC. Multiple AMPs with ridiculous options. Doubles, Greek, DFK, PSE, and on and on. We are lucky to have such great options fairly close.

Coco at Jasmine?

**JKnight2040** · 05-29-23 21:10

Originally Posted by Misc23 [View Original Post]

Anybody else get a text yesterday from Crystal? I've never called or texted them, have called and texted other places. Wouldn't make sense they're sharing numbers since they're all selling the exact same thing. Good thing for texting apps.

That seems kind of suspicious. There's a saturation of AMP's in that town and its only a matter of time before something is done about it.

**Misc23** · 05-28-23 16:40

Anybody else get a text yesterday from Crystal? I've never called or texted them, have called and texted other places. Wouldn't make sense they're sharing numbers since they're all selling the exact same thing. Good thing for texting apps.

**GlenBenton** · 05-26-23 23:14

Originally Posted by JSmith10 [View Original Post]

Other than Coco I've given up on CT AMPs. I've decided it's worth the extra money and time to take the trek to NYC. Multiple AMPs with ridiculous options. Doubles, Greek, DFK, PSE, and on and on. We are lucky to have such great options fairly close.

100% truth.

**JSmith10** · 05-26-23 18:00

Other than Coco I've given up on CT AMPs. I've decided it's worth the extra money and time to take the trek to NYC. Multiple AMPs with ridiculous options. Doubles, Greek, DFK, PSE, and on and on. We are lucky to have such great options fairly close.

**Ludatrice** · 05-26-23 17:12

Anyone know of any LMP's in the area, nothing against the AMP but just tired of the scene and want a change.

**Op1954** · 05-26-23 16:52

Read review on place about Sophia. Seems the owner fired her after reading review on rubmaps.

Completely legit.

**Chrome Dome** · 05-18-23 15:22

Originally Posted by DarkNight1 [View Original Post]

So I decided to go yesterday and I'm completely disappointed in the changes, I had Sasa average height maybe in her 40's, not that attractive and some mileage on her, skinny fat, no BBBJ, after 3 minutes of riding "she's tired", wants to lay on her back. She eventually jackhammered me to death, idk what was worst, her hand job or sex game. Before the deed she asked for $160 LOL, yeah no not happening. It looks like a complete change in staff and the menu is very limited now. I don't think you had the real Lulu, maybe one of the new girls. This place sucks now, I won't be going back.

Stopped by on the way home from RI today. Got Lulu, they were busy, she treated me well but tried to get me to pay more the $140. Told I had no more cash on me.

**DarkNight1** · 05-18-23 09:56

Originally Posted by Barnes75 [View Original Post]

Hey DarkNight,

We're you with Lulu or with a different provider? Lulu treated me like crap. Maybe you're a super good looking guy; though I'm not too bad looking myself! I guess YMMV.

Barnes.

So I decided to go yesterday and I'm completely disappointed in the changes, I had Sasa average height maybe in her 40's, not that attractive and some mileage on her, skinny fat, no BBBJ, after 3 minutes of riding "she's tired", wants to lay on her back. She eventually jackhammered me to death, idk what was worst, her hand job or sex game. Before the deed she asked for $160 LOL, yeah no not happening. It looks like a complete change in staff and the menu is very limited now. I don't think you had the real Lulu, maybe one of the new girls. This place sucks now, I won't be going back.

**DarkNight1** · 05-17-23 16:03

Originally Posted by Barnes75 [View Original Post]

Hey DarkNight,

We're you with Lulu or with a different provider? Lulu treated me like crap. Maybe you're a super good looking guy; though I'm not too bad looking myself! I guess YMMV.

Barnes.

Sorry for all the typos in my last post. Yes I've been with Lulu 3 times now, the first time I had her is when I had the other girl (pm me if you want her real name, she goes by something else now I believe) for almost 45 minutes and couldn't cum, so they swapped out and lulu came in and finished me off. I'm very surprised she treated you like crap, she's such a sweetheart.

I'm younger in my 30's and I would say I am above average on the look scale and penis scale (not to be a cocky guy), that usually helps, also I do a lot of flirting with them asking small questions, but I've been probably over 20 times in the past year so that may be why they treat me nicely. It sucks they went from being UTR to public.

*got a few PMs* please only trusted seniors or contributors.

**Barnes75** · 05-17-23 15:23

Originally Posted by DarkNight1 [View Original Post]

So I've been going to this place for the past year when it was UTR. So now that it's out I'll post about it LOL. But I have gotten very long BBBJ from her and she's always been friendly to me, even went over the time a few time by 20-30 minutes constantly from fucking her so long and not cumming, she would ride me until she cums and we would do doggie style until she comes, we fuck for 40 minutes to a hour sometimes and they always treat me like me good. I'm not sure if you caught her on a bad day or mood, but she's always been so nice to me. She isn't cim friendly but the other I bust my nuts all in her mouth for the past year now (not sure if she's still there) I haven't been back in months.

Hey DarkNight,

We're you with Lulu or with a different provider? Lulu treated me like crap. Maybe you're a super good looking guy; though I'm not too bad looking myself! I guess YMMV.

Barnes.

**DarkNight1** · 05-17-23 06:25

Originally Posted by Barnes75 [View Original Post]

Fellow Mongers,

I took one for the team on this one. On the basis of a fellow monger's report, I decided to pull off the highway and have a look. I was greeted by Lulu. Was I happily surprised: very pretty MILF spinner in a short fuck-me red dress. Hell yes! Promised kissing for an extra 20. What a disappointing performance, though. Reneged on the kissing. Tried to rub me out after I'd donated my 1. 6. She let me suck on her sexy, small but nipple-long tits. Overall, though, she was completely anti-erotic. Didn't want to be touched. Listless CBJ. Kept wiping herself with alcohol wherever we'd had any contact. She reduced all of my optimism to a half-hard boner. She had me climb on top for mish, but made it manifest that she just wanted to finish the deed. Her pussy was tight, and skinny as she was, I could feel her pubic bone rubbing against mine. I like that.

She had all the right ingredients but a terrible attitude. A complete waste of money and time. DD seems to remain the far superior value.

Barnes.

So I've been going to this place for the past year when it was UTR. So now that it's out I'll post about it LOL. But I have gotten very long BBBJ from her and she's always been friendly to me, even went over the time a few time by 20-30 minutes constantly from fucking her so long and not cumming, she would ride me until she cums and we would do doggie style until she comes, we fuck for 40 minutes to a hour sometimes and they always treat me like me good. I'm not sure if you caught her on a bad day or mood, but she's always been so nice to me. She isn't cim friendly but the other I bust my nuts all in her mouth for the past year now (not sure if she's still there) I haven't been back in months.

**Barnes75** · 05-16-23 17:57

Fellow Mongers,

I took one for the team on this one. On the basis of a fellow monger's report, I decided to pull off the highway and have a look. I was greeted by Lulu. Was I happily surprised: very pretty MILF spinner in a short fuck-me red dress. Hell yes! Promised kissing for an extra 20. What a disappointing performance, though. Reneged on the kissing. Tried to rub me out after I'd donated my 1. 6. She let me suck on her sexy, small but nipple-long tits. Overall, though, she was completely anti-erotic. Didn't want to be touched. Listless CBJ. Kept wiping herself with alcohol wherever we'd had any contact. She reduced all of my optimism to a half-hard boner. She had me climb on top for mish, but made it manifest that she just wanted to finish the deed. Her pussy was tight, and skinny as she was, I could feel her pubic bone rubbing against mine. I like that.

She had all the right ingredients but a terrible attitude. A complete waste of money and time. DD seems to remain the far superior value.

Barnes.

**PremierMinis** · 05-16-23 15:05

Originally Posted by Ludatrice [View Original Post]

Visited LAN for the 2nd time. Got FS this time, first time was just a HJ. Paid the house fee, and got started with a ehh 5/10 AMP. She had a great personality so that mad up for it. The extras was 1. 2. Started with a CBJ and went to DG and mish. She seemed pretty nervous about someone hearing us and told me to go slow, even got up once to check nobody was outside the door. But didn't rush me to hurry up which I appreciated. Also liked that she was completely waxed and had a very pretty kitty and tits. Overall would deff go back. They also have a back secluded entrance for anyone worried about being seen going on.

Thanks for the review. I was curious about this place since I've been seeing them post more frequently. I think I'll stop by when I'm in the area.