Massage Parlor Reports

[DoYouKnow]

Well, guess I have the bug now. So I checked out this place around Sherwood Crossing Plaza & on Robert Paris Ct. The masseuse had a big ass chest, long hair, short, and I'd say was around mid 30's.

Her English was decent, and had no issues with communicating my requests to her. Anyways, we moved straight to the back. Some body rubbing and then 69. Was a lot of fun peeling her out of her clothing. Her on top for a while followed by doggy DAWG and then Mish. Quite energetic and I had to slow her down a few times to catch my breath. Spent the last ten chatting. Would love to see her again.

Better than your run of the mill robot cold AMP. I really appreciated the enthusiasm.

Get them yall.

Are you talking about MiKO Spa, Chantilly? Did you get her name, I haven't been there in awhile but this got my attention now. BIG ASS chest. Are we talking about D's with implants!!

[HookinUp]

Hello Gents. I'll be visiting Alexandria next week and was hoping to get some guidance on a couple of quality places to visit while I'm there. Interested in Asian massage, under 40 with BJ and / or FS. Feel free to send me a message directly with any recommendations. Senior member here. Thanks!

[FourNick8]

I want to give her the benefit of the doubt and say the most likely culprit is that she was visited by everyone's favorite Uncle and is now paranoid and scared to do more. But I'm just trying to make ya feel better. I really don't fucking know what goes on these ladies minds and believe me I've gone insane attempting to try.

Wait until you're plowing a girl BB for months and then go in for an appt and she tells you just HJ today. "No more sex, I have a bf and don't want to do that anymore. " All the while still giving head and god knows what else to all the other customers without a second thought.

How's that for mindfuckery? I kept playing back all the sessions in my head looking for something I did or said. I might as well be dividing by zero. These girls are complex and beyond the grasp of logical understanding. I've given up trying to do the math here, it doesn't compute.

Sometimes life has no meaning. You win the lottery and then you get into a fatal car crash on the way to cash in the ticket. It do be like that sometimes.

You're right. It's impossible to psychoanalyze a girl who trades sex for money.

I will try again to see if she gives me another really good HJ for no tip.

That girl of yours must have cut deep for you to use the Alanis Morissette analogy.

If you're not getting it from her anymore can you share her name and location? I can try and report back if it's her or you. LOL.

[TheDrowned]

Went to the gym this afternoon and afterwards decided to pay a visit to Old Keene Mill Spa across the street. I just walked across the street to avoid parking in an empty lot and walked up the Erocrist movie staircase and rang the bell.

The door opened immediately by a girl I recognized as Cindy said "busy". This is strange because she opened the door as soon as I rang the bell and, looking inside, both massage room doors were open and dark.

So I ask "what time come back" and she said "busy all day, you call and make appointment". WTF, so I walk back down the stairs then across the street and sat in my car. Curiosity got the better of me so I called the X7891 number and Cindy picked up. I said I wanted to make an appointment and when she said what time I said "now" and she said "ok". WTF, I get back out of my car and across the street, up the stairs and rang the bell. Cindy opens the door again and said "do you have appointment"? I say yes and she lets me in and takes my 60 for half hour. I Confirm there is no one else there WTF.

I strip and lay down and she comes back in and I ask her "what's your name" and she says some Chinese word that sounds nothing like Cindy, but I know she is the Cindy that let me finger fuck her last month with no mention of a tip. "hard, medium, or soft" she asks. Just coming from the gym I don't want to to really work anything so I say soft. She immediately starts to soft touch my ass and balls and after five minutes I ask to flip. Without asking or discussing tip she immediately goes for junior and brings out the oil. I reach over to rub her ass and when I go to slip my hand under those leggings she says "No, I don't like". I respect her decision but don't understand the change of heart from last time. I was nice to her last time and tipped generously even when none was asked WTF.

The HJ was performed nicely with two hands with a good outcome. As usual, she left the room for me to get dressed and waited by the desk by the front door. I come out of the room where she hands me a water and opens the door and says bye. I make my way down the stairs with weak knees, across the street to my car before I realize that I hadn't tipped he at all for the extra service. Not going through all that again so I just drove home. The whole experience was WTF.

I can't decide if she is mentally challenged or just can't function in western culture? Does she really doing excellent HJs for just the house fee? Does she hate me but needs the business? I don't know whether to return or stay away.

I will admit a time or two at other establishments being in a daze and forgetting to tip before leaving and the girls have politely reminded me but three times this girl has performed special services without mentioning tip in any way. All I can say is WTF.

I want to give her the benefit of the doubt and say the most likely culprit is that she was visited by everyone's favorite Uncle and is now paranoid and scared to do more. But I'm just trying to make ya feel better. I really don't fucking know what goes on these ladies minds and believe me I've gone insane attempting to try.

Wait until you're plowing a girl BB for months and then go in for an appt and she tells you just HJ today. "No more sex, I have a bf and don't want to do that anymore. " All the while still giving head and god knows what else to all the other customers without a second thought.

How's that for mindfuckery? I kept playing back all the sessions in my head looking for something I did or said. I might as well be dividing by zero. These girls are complex and beyond the grasp of logical understanding. I've given up trying to do the math here, it doesn't compute.

Sometimes life has no meaning. You win the lottery and then you get into a fatal car crash on the way to cash in the ticket. It do be like that sometimes.

[FourNick8]

Went to the gym this afternoon and afterwards decided to pay a visit to Old Keene Mill Spa across the street. I just walked across the street to avoid parking in an empty lot and walked up the Erocrist movie staircase and rang the bell.

The door opened immediately by a girl I recognized as Cindy said "busy". This is strange because she opened the door as soon as I rang the bell and, looking inside, both massage room doors were open and dark.

So I ask "what time come back" and she said "busy all day, you call and make appointment". WTF, so I walk back down the stairs then across the street and sat in my car. Curiosity got the better of me so I called the X7891 number and Cindy picked up. I said I wanted to make an appointment and when she said what time I said "now" and she said "ok". WTF, I get back out of my car and across the street, up the stairs and rang the bell. Cindy opens the door again and said "do you have appointment"? I say yes and she lets me in and takes my 60 for half hour. I Confirm there is no one else there WTF.

I strip and lay down and she comes back in and I ask her "what's your name" and she says some Chinese word that sounds nothing like Cindy, but I know she is the Cindy that let me finger fuck her last month with no mention of a tip. "hard, medium, or soft" she asks. Just coming from the gym I don't want to to really work anything so I say soft. She immediately starts to soft touch my ass and balls and after five minutes I ask to flip. Without asking or discussing tip she immediately goes for junior and brings out the oil. I reach over to rub her ass and when I go to slip my hand under those leggings she says "No, I don't like". I respect her decision but don't understand the change of heart from last time. I was nice to her last time and tipped generously even when none was asked WTF.

The HJ was performed nicely with two hands with a good outcome. As usual, she left the room for me to get dressed and waited by the desk by the front door. I come out of the room where she hands me a water and opens the door and says bye. I make my way down the stairs with weak knees, across the street to my car before I realize that I hadn't tipped he at all for the extra service. Not going through all that again so I just drove home. The whole experience was WTF.

I can't decide if she is mentally challenged or just can't function in western culture? Does she really doing excellent HJs for just the house fee? Does she hate me but needs the business? I don't know whether to return or stay away.

I will admit a time or two at other establishments being in a daze and forgetting to tip before leaving and the girls have politely reminded me but three times this girl has performed special services without mentioning tip in any way. All I can say is WTF.

[The Sarge]

So. I finally met Bi polar Hua tonight.

I have seen her 3 times in the past 3 months. First two times were great, playful sensual, orally skilled and very friendly. Tonight not the case. It all started with some moron John trying to walk in on a Saturday night. Lucy spent the next 15 minutes texting and talking trying to get this monger to go to the new girl at the location a few miles from Javier's place.

In general Lucy was detached and very robotic, I tried to get her talking and engaging me, she spent the whole 30 minutes either talking on the phone or texting to someone in Chinese. I decided to flip early and end this session. Big mistake.

Lucy got mad I wanted to flip, I pre paid my tip. After having 2 good sessions before. Big mistake. I paid for a bare oral massage and got a 10 second lick followed by the most aggressive jack hammer I have received in many years. My manhood still hurts, WTF was this?

I just kept telling myself. I should not be suprised there are many reviews of a jeckyl and Hyde Lucy. Accurate.

The only thing I could think is she was tired and done for the day. The other 2 visits were early in the day noon or before. Maybe her magical purple power massage skills get depleted after dinner and she turns into a grumpy old jack hammer going thru the motions.

Try Lucy early you might enjoy the experience, but just like a casino. Get out and never return once you get a Head 😉.

[MrEnding]

Everyone who has read my posts knows I have a thing for Vietnamese girls. I have a female Vietnamese doctor, dentist, and barber along with Vietnamese nail salon girls who give some of the best massages and HJ's.

This Vietnamese fetish all started some 20 years ago when I first traveled to Vietnam on business. I had some great experiences like fucking a girl in a bar pool table and fucking the girl taxi driver on the way to the airport in Hanoi, but my fondest memories are the HotToc girls in the Siagon barber shops. There, for under thirty dollars American, pretty young girls dressed in a long formal dresses will take you upstarts for a sauna, 1 hour massage, then get naked for BBBJ and FIV. A few will offer FS but always with style and class.

That level of service isn't available here for 5 times that cost but I have found legit nail salon girls who will provide an excellent massage along with a superb edging HJ. They operate out of regular nail and hair salons with regular customers present with a style and class not found in AMPs. They have a legit business to protect so if you just barrel in asking for a massage they will ignore you and tell you not available. The best way to gain acceptance is to dress nice like someone who would actually visit a nail salon and use manners. I usually go in a place that advertises massage and start with a manicure and chat with one of the girls. I inquire about a massage for the next visit if I get a good vibe, but I have probably gotten two dozen manicures just trying to find one perfect massage.

Here are my top five.

Tina. TK Nails. Much has been written about her in this thread. She is a 60 yo spinner who gives the best two handed edging HJ but has no real massage skills. I only request a 30 minute massage and start on my back so we can talk and she will stroke me for the entire time. She has worked / owned this place since the 90's and can hold a good convo-talking about everything from her sex life to her family life. She wears a big diamond wedding ring and when I blow she doesn't stop and lets my spunk run all her ring. She also wears ballistic underwear but if she likes you she will pull out a nice pair for nursing. After you get to know her you can pull her pants down and rub that ass and pussy on the outside. I made her wet once and she got a bit embarrassed. 30 min 40 house 30 tip.

Hanna. Classic Nails. Hanna is the classic Vietnamese woman. Probably 50 but tall thin and poised, she has too much class to work in a nail salon where she had a large following for legit beauty work there. Get her in the massage room and she will talk dirty while stroking you with both hands. The first time she leaned over and draped that long hair in my face while wispering in my ear "I want to see you cum" made me loose it. Great experience but it took me maybe 5 visits before she offered her tits for nursing and I have never gotten in her pants. Part of the mystique for me is watching her do a women's nails, then go in the back with me, open her shirt and let me suck on her beautiful B's while she two hands by dick and balls, and then greet another woman afterwards for a manicure. 30 min 60 house 40 tip.

Linda. Uneek Nails. From what I've heard this place used to be a hotbed of Viet HJ's a decade ago. I first went there three years past and the 60 yo hot looking spinner told me "no touching private areas" while pointing at the sign on the massage room door. Linda is a new addition who looks younger than 40 but a bit chubby. Didn't find her as charming as others and a bit quiet but still a decent massage and HJ though her technique was a bit lacking. She does allow me to play with her tits and ass but won't take any clothes off. 30 min 60 house 40 tip.

Vivian. Amazing Nails. She is a hot looking 40 something spinner who is super outgoing but skittish at the same time. Within the first 30 minutes she showed me pictures of her adult son and told me all about her boyfriends. While still on my stomach she started stroking me and then asked me if that was OK. She allowed UTC roaming and outside pussy play but scholded me when I tried to get my finger wet. On my second visit it was early in the day and she just showed up from the gym with her workout clothes on under her lab coat. In the room she took off the coat and let me pull the rest down to expose a band-aid bra for titty play and outside pussy play but, again, only on the outside. My only critique is her HJ technique. She will be stroking while I'm rubbing her ass and she will just stop for 5 seconds to reposition or change hands killing the buzz. Her boyfriend should have taught her better back in high school. Still a fun girt to be around, 1 hour 80 house 40 tip.

Mai. Boulevard Haircuts. Super nice lady but I can't tell how old she is because she continues to wear a mask. Petite and thin she has the smallest hands that makes my dick look absolutely huge. It was cold that day so she was wearing a summer dress, no bra, and track pants. The menu only has 1 hour massage and it was CMT quality. Her soft touch was incredible nail raking before and after the flip but no direct dick rubbing. By the time I told her stroking my dick was OK she asked if I could tip $20 over house and I said no problem but then she said only 10 min left on the clock and she suggested making the massage 90 min. More oil and nice stroking while I pulled down the track pants without any protest. Her ass was perfectly smooth but she has extra padding further below that prevents any form of pussy play attempt. Her B's were perfect with big nips but she said my hands were cold and discouraged further play. After the deed she finished out the time with an incredible big head massage. Will definitely repeat to see if the menu opens up. 90 min 90 house 60 tip (my choice).

My search continues. More unnecessary manicures and more flirting.

Great report! I will try Hannah next time because I love some dirty talk encouragement! Thanks.

[Sexture96]

So I stopped by Parham again on Andrus rd.

After a couple of minutes of waiting, I was paired with my girl. A little reserved & simple, but she was a nice petite package with a great body.

The massage itself was systematic but very good. Nice mix of hard and soft rubbing. Once I was hard and my boner was starting to hurt I asked for the flip. She kinda gave the signal and started off with a HJ and then some cover on. My shit was throbbing but man when she finally climbed on top. Blisss.

She starts to ride me and we switch to every possible position. Then I place her in Missionary position and was going pretty hard.

I twist her around doggy and pound her till I'm about to nut and grab her head and place her on her knees. I bust a huge load inside the rubber. Clean up then a cup of water.

[Devilish 7]

Has anyone ever had an other-than-legitimate experience at Chaan in either Fairfax or Herndon VA? There's a good reason for this inquiry which I cannot go into right now.

[Devilish 7]

This place is legit. They do a great job I may add.

This is my first time posting and I'd like to know if there is anyone who has had a different experience with Chaan in either Fairfax or Herndon VA. There is a reason for this inquiry, which I won't go into yet.

[Stroon78]

Found this spinner on IG offering massage services! Any intel on her? https://www.cbyc.shop/.

She works for a legit massage service in Arlington VA. I have seen her about a dozen times all legit. Her massages are very good and therapeutic. I didn't know she went on her own. The website still has her picture so maybe she's doing a little of both.

[Powkid]

Found this spinner on IG offering massage services! Any intel on her? https://www.cbyc.shop/.

[Guy501]

This Darla has a couple of ads currently on BP in the Thai massage session. Her photos reminded me so much of a GF from a long time ago that I found myself dreaming that I sent a couple of texts and I got the no FS, OK? And the addy near Tysons, one more text once there for her apartment number. $1. 2 for the hour. Her pictures appear recent. She has a pretty smile and shape. She gave a good body rub and back walking. I had some sore spots which could not take much back walking but she could tell and moved on to other areas. Overall solid massage with oil, no real tease but occasional brushing of the boys. Cleaned up the back with a hot towel and requested that I flip. In my dream, she asked if wanted junior awoken without a word about any additional for her. She allowed some UTC roaming but nothing near the honeypot. I asked her if she would remove her top and she asked for 0. 8, and they might have been spectacular, but I declined. Her hand techniques were more than adequate to get me to say her name. Shower was used before and after; total time there was right on an hour. Never felt rushed. Tipped 0. 4 because overall I thought it was worth it. I would repeat for the same service, she was very sweet.

Good intel. When I went I got there I was strong-armed into 4 hands with her and Pim 😁. Hurt the wallet, but was worth it.

[FourNick8]

Everyone who has read my posts knows I have a thing for Vietnamese girls. I have a female Vietnamese doctor, dentist, and barber along with Vietnamese nail salon girls who give some of the best massages and HJ's.

This Vietnamese fetish all started some 20 years ago when I first traveled to Vietnam on business. I had some great experiences like fucking a girl in a bar pool table and fucking the girl taxi driver on the way to the airport in Hanoi, but my fondest memories are the HotToc girls in the Siagon barber shops. There, for under thirty dollars American, pretty young girls dressed in a long formal dresses will take you upstarts for a sauna, 1 hour massage, then get naked for BBBJ and FIV. A few will offer FS but always with style and class.

That level of service isn't available here for 5 times that cost but I have found legit nail salon girls who will provide an excellent massage along with a superb edging HJ. They operate out of regular nail and hair salons with regular customers present with a style and class not found in AMPs. They have a legit business to protect so if you just barrel in asking for a massage they will ignore you and tell you not available. The best way to gain acceptance is to dress nice like someone who would actually visit a nail salon and use manners. I usually go in a place that advertises massage and start with a manicure and chat with one of the girls. I inquire about a massage for the next visit if I get a good vibe, but I have probably gotten two dozen manicures just trying to find one perfect massage.

Here are my top five.

Tina. TK Nails. Much has been written about her in this thread. She is a 60 yo spinner who gives the best two handed edging HJ but has no real massage skills. I only request a 30 minute massage and start on my back so we can talk and she will stroke me for the entire time. She has worked / owned this place since the 90's and can hold a good convo-talking about everything from her sex life to her family life. She wears a big diamond wedding ring and when I blow she doesn't stop and lets my spunk run all her ring. She also wears ballistic underwear but if she likes you she will pull out a nice pair for nursing. After you get to know her you can pull her pants down and rub that ass and pussy on the outside. I made her wet once and she got a bit embarrassed. 30 min 40 house 30 tip.

Hanna. Classic Nails. Hanna is the classic Vietnamese woman. Probably 50 but tall thin and poised, she has too much class to work in a nail salon where she had a large following for legit beauty work there. Get her in the massage room and she will talk dirty while stroking you with both hands. The first time she leaned over and draped that long hair in my face while wispering in my ear "I want to see you cum" made me loose it. Great experience but it took me maybe 5 visits before she offered her tits for nursing and I have never gotten in her pants. Part of the mystique for me is watching her do a women's nails, then go in the back with me, open her shirt and let me suck on her beautiful B's while she two hands by dick and balls, and then greet another woman afterwards for a manicure. 30 min 60 house 40 tip.

Linda. Uneek Nails. From what I've heard this place used to be a hotbed of Viet HJ's a decade ago. I first went there three years past and the 60 yo hot looking spinner told me "no touching private areas" while pointing at the sign on the massage room door. Linda is a new addition who looks younger than 40 but a bit chubby. Didn't find her as charming as others and a bit quiet but still a decent massage and HJ though her technique was a bit lacking. She does allow me to play with her tits and ass but won't take any clothes off. 30 min 60 house 40 tip.

Vivian. Amazing Nails. She is a hot looking 40 something spinner who is super outgoing but skittish at the same time. Within the first 30 minutes she showed me pictures of her adult son and told me all about her boyfriends. While still on my stomach she started stroking me and then asked me if that was OK. She allowed UTC roaming and outside pussy play but scholded me when I tried to get my finger wet. On my second visit it was early in the day and she just showed up from the gym with her workout clothes on under her lab coat. In the room she took off the coat and let me pull the rest down to expose a band-aid bra for titty play and outside pussy play but, again, only on the outside. My only critique is her HJ technique. She will be stroking while I'm rubbing her ass and she will just stop for 5 seconds to reposition or change hands killing the buzz. Her boyfriend should have taught her better back in high school. Still a fun girt to be around, 1 hour 80 house 40 tip.

Mai. Boulevard Haircuts. Super nice lady but I can't tell how old she is because she continues to wear a mask. Petite and thin she has the smallest hands that makes my dick look absolutely huge. It was cold that day so she was wearing a summer dress, no bra, and track pants. The menu only has 1 hour massage and it was CMT quality. Her soft touch was incredible nail raking before and after the flip but no direct dick rubbing. By the time I told her stroking my dick was OK she asked if I could tip $20 over house and I said no problem but then she said only 10 min left on the clock and she suggested making the massage 90 min. More oil and nice stroking while I pulled down the track pants without any protest. Her ass was perfectly smooth but she has extra padding further below that prevents any form of pussy play attempt. Her B's were perfect with big nips but she said my hands were cold and discouraged further play. After the deed she finished out the time with an incredible big head massage. Will definitely repeat to see if the menu opens up. 90 min 90 house 60 tip (my choice).

My search continues. More unnecessary manicures and more flirting.

[LowerBackPain]

A bit of self promotion never hurts. Well traveled too. Manhattan, Honolulu, etc.

Hi all! Long time lurker, first time poster.

Echoing what others have said about Maple.

- absolutely amazing body (definitely bolt-ons, but somehow both anime ratio and still nice to touch), somewhere around 30+ why / o, but I haven't seen that many abs on someone in. A while.

- legit af massage skills.

- very limited menu. Still went $$. 6 for nuru add-on after getting a lot of focused (and fun) leg work. Not sure if it was worth it, but couldn't pass up on having that body as close as possible once we started the fun parts.

- logistics. Easy communication, scheduling, parking, and clean apartment-style setup.

She's leaving in like 2 weeks so get there while you can!

Thanks for those who TOFTT and provided the info in the first place!