Escort Reports

**MickSwagger** · 04-04-23 17:08

Originally Posted by Jinurso [View Original Post]

The funnest part is the formal introduction. First and last name, and where he's from, so you don't mistake him for Jorge Labrador from Naperville Auto Repair.

I would post my responses but theyre racist and homophobic.

**Tkow70** · 04-04-23 16:18

Thanks for the continued well wishes guys. Much appreciated. I hope the dump helped. I believe I got back to eveyone on their dms requesting more intel on these cuties. Like I said, be patient with my responses. Times are tough.

**Jinurso** · 04-04-23 15:43

Originally Posted by Ztar7 [View Original Post]

"This is Jorge Abrador of Jalisco. You waste my girls time yesterday and need to pay $1200 or I'll be visiting you and your family. ".

So for any mongers who happen to receive a message from El chapo, tip your hat and move on.

Originally Posted by Ztar7 [View Original Post]

Haha Mick that is hilarious I was thinking of doing the same exact thing.

Originally Posted by MickSwagger [View Original Post]

Sumtimes they talk shit back.

Its great.

The funnest part is the formal introduction. First and last name, and where he's from, so you don't mistake him for Jorge Labrador from Naperville Auto Repair.

**BadDances** · 04-04-23 14:23

Hey all,

Was wondering if anyone has seen Krista the last month? I saw her like 2 months ago and she was in bad shape, like part of her finger was broken and in necrosis, lots of scabs on her legs. She was a fav of mine but I couldn't finish. Is she getting better?

**MickSwagger** · 04-04-23 01:42

Originally Posted by Ztar7 [View Original Post]

Haha Mick that is hilarious I was thinking of doing the same exact thing.

Sumtimes they talk shit back.

Its great.

**Tkow70** · 04-03-23 20:59

Originally Posted by Hater [View Original Post]

Thank you for sharing!

Someone that actually knows me. Much appreciated.

**Tkow70** · 04-03-23 20:46

Hope this quells eveyone saying I don't share. These are SA girls. For the 100th time now I'm telling everyone is all I have pretty much have seen the past few months. I DON'T SEE indys enough to share.

Go ahead and blow these girls up. All are BBFS.

https://members.seeking.com/member/6...6-3d67ec3c4e01

https://members.seeking.com/member/5...a-24afcf00f349

https://members.seeking.com/member/8...8-4edecd14ee83

https://members.seeking.com/member/2...8-6162a1dc1497

https://members.seeking.com/member/5...0-feff08a574d0

https://members.seeking.com/member/3...-f14aef35bee7. - This one took work not cheap.

https://members.seeking.com/member/d...f-2d2b099ff5ea

https://members.seeking.com/member/9...6-edf9749ef1bf - Dana.

https://members.seeking.com/member/9...e-e2c24b3a978c - Not cheap.

Most are prob not new to guys that live in SA world. Hope this does help a few guys. Maybe even get SA some new membership revenue. LOL.

This will go out on SA thread as well. I'll start adding up the SA scammers there as well. Tough to post full time in 3 different threads. Anyone else do that?

All Dms are answered as long as my wife hasn't recently died. Enjoy!

**Ztar7** · 04-03-23 19:44

Originally Posted by MickSwagger [View Original Post]

I have this happen all the time.

I talk trash to them and troll them to meet me and fight.

Haha Mick that is hilarious I was thinking of doing the same exact thing.

**MwmChicago** · 04-03-23 18:06

Has anyone seen any of these hotties? Been posting in Lombard for a while and now also in Naperville.

**Member #6415** · 04-03-23 09:01

Originally Posted by PouchJ24 [View Original Post]

Hello all, I will be visiting in a couple weeks and wondering if anyone had good recommendations for BBWs? I will be staying in Schaumburg, but fine with driving to an incall in the city as well. However, if outcall is an option that is a plus. I am coming from the desert in Green Bay area. So the amount of choices in Chicago have been making it difficult to decide.

She can take it like a champ. She also loves to make out. Private residence in Naperville. Also operates out in Oakbrook.

https://escortalligator.com.listcraw...cago/123906654

**PouchJ24** · 04-03-23 08:54

Hello all, I will be visiting in a couple weeks and wondering if anyone had good recommendations for BBWs? I will be staying in Schaumburg, but fine with driving to an incall in the city as well. However, if outcall is an option that is a plus. I am coming from the desert in Green Bay area. So the amount of choices in Chicago have been making it difficult to decide.

**Sorric** · 04-03-23 01:17

Anybody have any experience with this agency?

https://chicagogentlelady.com/

Thanks in advance!

**Member #6791** · 04-02-23 17:42

Originally Posted by ReadyFreddie [View Original Post]

She quoted me $200 for 1 hr. I almost pulled the trigger, but something was telling me she was not real. I asked her to send a picture to verify, and she said she had a verification picture in her ad (she is holding up her number). Of course, you can photo shop your number on a blank notebook page. So I never tried to make an appointment.

If you see her, please report back. I like her look and body type.

Just got back from an hour-long visit with Niki. It's nice to have someone available in Rogers Park. Had a lovely, relaxed, and casual time. Professional, but not strictly business. Her pics match; she's got a pretty face, fair body, and smooth, cared-for black hair that's even better in person. She seems comfortable with anything, except kissing.

We started off with a massage. She's not a professional masseuse, but it was still a decent let-me-relax-out-your-knots massage. Not the piddly-ass skin touches that you sometimes get at massage parlors. We broke the ice by talking about preferences. She said she's the type who mostly enjoys giving (hm. Really? Especially head, so I put a condom on and got her lips on my cock. I get distracted easily, so I pulled her cute ass towards my face for some 69. After making out with her pussy and playing with her asshole, I flipped her over onto the bed and grabbed some lube. We fucked in missionary, doggystyle, pronebone, and cowgirl. After almost half an hour of fondling her tits, smacking that cute ass, and pounding away, I turned her on her back and finished. After a quick break, I asked her for a back massage and we chatted the rest of the hour away.

In terms of being an adult in her mid-20's, she's as normal as it gets. Life brought her to Chicago, and she's just floating here, paying the bills and living her life. Does yoga. Wishes she worked out more. Had childhood career dreams. And still has them! Enjoys working from home so she can hang out with her cats. Shares book recommendations with her mom. Takes care of houseplants. Honestly, she seemed like someone I would find on Tinder or Bumble, like a stereotypical person you'd find at a café table in the afternoon.

Anyway. On to the actual review.

Posts: STG (https://skipthegames.com/posts/chica...-/679006736943), EB (https://escortbabylon.net/posts_list/6305340761/1), Tryst (https://tryst.link/escort/niki_chicago).

How to contact: No clue why people were having trouble reaching her. I texted her Friday morning and she responded in 5 minutes. For the rest of the conversation, she responded in 20 minutes on average. All of her posts say "no calls, only text". So. Text her instead of calling. Given her Twitter posts, the secret sauce is to use reasonably complete sentences and ask within a reasonable timeframe. "Hey Niki, I was wondering if you were available on (day) around (time) for a (duration) -long visit. ".

Location: Rogers Park, quiet neighborhood. Reasonably clean apartment.

Advertisement accuracy: Accurate. Age, photos, height, measurements. All of it. The honesty was refreshing. Photographers out there, she may also benefit from a photo shoot.

Price: QV $, HHR $$, HR $$ Could be less if you haggle, but I didn't try at all.

Overall experience: 8/10. Nothing blew my mind (not a fan of covered blowjobs, and her riding skills could use some improvement), but it was a nice way to spend the afternoon. Bring her a book when you visit.