Massage Parlor Reports

[SrGuy]

Felt flush the other day so decided to try an experiment: flashed seven twenties at the door and received assurances of total nudity for a half hour session (full hour if necessary). She took the cash and disappeared for a minute, then led me to a room and locked the door. We helped one another strip down. She had an okay face, decent body with just a bit of hair, and very suckable nips. Things proceeded at a nice pace with a very wet FIV followed by sixty-nine (CBJ), some mish, RCG, and back to CBJ. Finished with an oil HJ with FIV and nip in mouth. All this ran a bit over half an hour, so no massage. All I was looking for was the nude finish.

[Pleco360]

Visited Garden Spa just off Mill Plain recently and lo and behold met by Coco. Some may remember her from many years ago when she worked at Foot Spa on 99th until it closed due to fire. After that she has worked many spas in the Portland / Vancouver area. It was nice to see her again. She still looks great. She has since had enhancement of her boobs to DD's which are nice but I liked them better prior. We had a nice chat as her massage has not changed over the years which is virtually nonexistent. She makes up for service in other areas. Had a pleasant visit. Half hour 50/ service tip 140.

[OneOne9]

Sweet spa.

Fishers Landing behind FM. Same provider that's been there for a very long time. She is now sporting a new hair cut LOL.

Red Sun.

63rd and highway 99. A couple months ago there were two grannies, this time I only seen one older shorter in shape MILF. Might be acceptable for those looking for a table shower, massage and handy.

Sports spa.

2 blocks east of highway 99 on 78th St. 2 average looking milfs dressed in jeans and shirts. Just like Red Sun they might be acceptable for those seeking a massage and handy.

[NoFearToTry]

Is this the old shop across from Sportsman or the new shop further west on 4th Plan? I visited the old shop once and got the my time of the month excuse. She then wanted to hand me off to grannie. I said no to grannie and never returned.

Its been there a bit, across from sportmans.

[OneOne9]

I walked in here last week thinking this might be a good hour, mistake, wait MISTAKE.

Is this the old shop across from Sportsman or the new shop further west on 4th Plan? I visited the old shop once and got the my time of the month excuse. She then wanted to hand me off to grannie. I said no to grannie and never returned.

[NoFearToTry]

I walked in here last week thinking this might be a good hour, mistake, wait MISTAKE.

Walked in the first time ever in here, nice place clean and a bit more upscale than some of the shitty makeover interiors I see.

Greeted promptly by this older slender gal named lala, seemed upbeat and happy and singing took me to a room and grabbed my little brother once inside the room before I paid the house fee, thinking oh this might be good. She appears of Chinese and other asian mix.

Hand her the house fee, she asks for more, "where my tip" first bad sign, I say tip later, she comes back, no change, second bad sign.

Face down she sits down on the stool massages my neck shoulders head, then starts complaining, "oh too tired today" works on my arms and puts my hands on her legs. So mind you this is early in the morning.

So ok my hands wander with no resistance. She says "boom boom". I say massage, LOL. So eventually the festivities began and she ask crazy tip, no no no, settled on the normal market rate, still too much for this adventure.

Started with some uncover lip servicing, short duration, like literally 2 or 3 minutes into the FS activities, oh too tired, you come now ok, I'm like WTF, then she kinda does this legs up together thing to limit the depth of enjoyment, oh too tired you come soon, pay more tip you take too long, so maybe five minutes, she says I like just quick. Kinda losing enthusiasm, thinking WTF, making this one of the all time worst adventures ever.

I got up then laid on the table and told her you finish your job for what I tipped for, she did. Then this is maybe 35 minutes, ok all finish now, I point at the clock, NO, oh ok she says. Makes it maybe 8 ish minutes says ok all done too tired today, NO look at the time, oh ok more tip she says again and she gets a no from me again, still complaining too tired. She actually could do some legit massage on my back, still complaining " oh too tired today ".

So end result was a full hour, enthusiastic until she got house fee and tip. Massage finally was acceptable. No kindness upon departure she was off in another room, grab a water and away I go like scolded spanked dog as I was fleeced from my cash.

I will not be back and would warn anyone else don't, I heard too tired too many times. I think I'm too tired of thinking too tired and typing too tired too much.

[SrGuy]

I found a new place, Maple Massage, on 1st st off 164th. Their prices are 50/70, which seems common these days. Has anyone been there before?

Cindy is about the horniest "therapist" I've ever experienced. She seemed to enjoy the experience as much as I did.

[OneOne9]

I noticed a new shop on Grand around 800 eastside. Anyone check it out yet?

I stopped in recently. This shop is part of the purple group with locations on 4th Plain, Vancouver and 87th and Canyon in Portland. Greeted by a smiling, friendly not very attractive MILF. About 5-5 tall and not a chubbie. She was very nice and gave every indication she could be a good time. Her look didn't do it for me so I moved on.

[WarpFactor69]

Like to see more reviews.

Try the Portland massage section. Most people post about Vancouver shops there.

[OneOne9]

Like to see more reviews.

Do you have any?

[Van Lurker]

Like to see more reviews.

[OneOne9]

I noticed a new shop on Grand around 800 eastside. Anyone check it out yet?

[JjHoliday]

I've been wotking alot out of town. Any updates on 99 and 4th Plain. Same people?

Thanks, if you don't want to post PM would be appreciated. Enjoy Life.

[KsFollower]

I stopped by Golden Massage in Washugal this evening for a quick massage. It was a quiet place with small rooms. Met with a masseuse named Jessica, an older mama-san type who welcomed me in the parlor. Cost was $. 5 HH\ 7 HR, paid for HH. Received a decent massage, right amount of oil and pressure followed by a hot towel rubdown. On the flip, was offered a HE. She wasn't my type so I politely declined, (I got the feeling that a HJ was the only offer). She followed through with stretching of the arms and legs.

During the massage, I was able to strike up a conversation with Jessica. She said that there were two girls working the place, but one had the day off. It's out of the way, so they are usually not that busy, about 2-3 clients per day. If you're looking for a decent massage, out of the way location, and minimal thrills, it would be the place for you. I most likely won't be back.

Ksfollower.

[Zippy69]

Does anyone have intel on the place is Washougal. PM me if you would like.