Massage Parlor Reports

**Jim Rob** · 03-25-23 22:04

My free time was short due to being married, I had to rush my decision. The add for 8300 g2 peaked my interest, but have been disappointed before at this place, but enough time has passed to try again. So the spicy ad got me to give another chance. Met at the door by a very old naughty lady. She was old, but had a sexy side and flirted with me at the entrance or and told me to come back, too busy. I was happy I got to leave and had zero desire to go back.

I had to pick another place to try out and I came across four season wellness in Annandale. The ad was super hot with a lot of innuendos. I said surely this must be the place to try. Met at the door by a kindly old lady, who had to be the mamasan. This place is large and I'm thinking the add even says line up GFE. I was like this is the right choice. So in the room I hand the half hour donation and patently wait for the girl to massage me. Well son of witch, the old lady is back and starts the massage. I'm so disappointed and I'm like oh well it's time for only a nice massage, a first for me. She was so Un-sexy for me, I worry about even getting hard for a simple hand job. I'm not in my 20's anymore, so if the girl isn't hot, I'm not interested. Yes I've been ruined by sugar babies.

On the flip she makes a comment that my dick is sleeping. I try to be nice and blame it on my meds. But once she starts the handjob, I somehow get hard and blow my load and my dick was quick thinking go back to sleep. During the handjob she had to leave to get the door. , which really made it hard. I gave her 40 and got the hell out. I had to laugh after when I went back to check the ad again on bedpage. 4 seasons LOL, well I know the season is winter with this old lady. She asked me my age and after I told her, she told me she is 60. I was like I'm so glad she told me that after I cum and not before.

So please my gentle monger brothers, unless you have a fetish for old grannies, you should avoid this place. She is a nice lady, but her days of being sexy are far behind her. I don't want to mention her name, because she is nice.

**Jonesy72** · 03-24-23 19:14

Recently tried my luck with my favorite older provider, Tina at TK. Called ahead, as she's often out during the day and will come in for a session. I called and booked. 12:30 massage. I got there about 10 minutes early and she was waiting for a pedicure customer's toes to dry. So I opted for a manicure while we waited.

One of you (presumably) walked in just at 12:30. Tina asked if he was the one who called for massage and he said "yes" before I could point out that I was the one who Ho called. She told him to wait and whispered "No massage for for your now," and sent me on my way. I didn't protest. No point in staring anything with two other customers in the room. So I thanked her for the manicure and headed out.

Still wanting some relief, I briefly considered Prince since it's across the street, but decided against since I don't recall any recent reviews of them. So I headed down the road to see if I could get some time with Hana at Soft Touch. Alas, got coco. She's good looking with a nice, firm body, but.

Ad we were walking to the shower, she asked if it was my first time. I told her I had been before and seen Hana. I don't think she believed me. The shower was timid and she asked before touching me anywhere below the waist. Once back in the room she gave a good massage, though there was no trash no whatsoever while I was face down. On the flip, she again asked if she it was okay to touch me "there. " I said "of course. She asked show I wanted it. I thought finally things might get better. Before I could answer with any of the options she had in mind, she said "with or without oil. " That was it. I opted for oil, she gave a perfect lay adequate handjob and didn't resist roaming, but didn't remove any clothing or make it easy for me. (I also didn't ask, since at this point I was resigned to a mediocre handjob without options.) It's a shame, because what I felt of her body felt amazing. Would love to see and feel (and do) more.

She finished me off, got a hot towel to clean me off, then left me alone to dress. I wish I had just tried again later in the day with Tina.

**Serpin58** · 03-24-23 18:54

Top 5 HJ's.

1. Miss Virginia.

2. Good old Lynn from Mclean.

Back in the day.

3. Nalee.

4. Gilf Tina.

My new top 5.

Hanna classic nails.

Miss Virginia is the best at when you know your going to blow.

And back off for the huge explosion.

Love the clean up squeeze with tissues getting the extra ounce out.

Post orgasm.

**Serpin58** · 03-24-23 18:49

Originally Posted by DonQuiote [View Original Post]

Wow. You got two ladies with two shots on different goals for same price as one? That's pretty awesome!

You used a real name.

Wow.

**StopIt22** · 03-24-23 15:34

Originally Posted by JimRob [View Original Post]

Blue: Springfield / Annandale. Cute woman with wide open menu, I did enjoy.

FHOFH: Gabby open menu and pricey. The hygiene of the room did concern after I got cum everywhere. Clean up was Alcohol spray on the towel I was laying on, will not return.

Pine Fairfax. : full menu that's pushed and rush job I didn't enjoy and couldn't even fake excitement for. Usually a a good place. No chemistry with melody.

Place on Main Street that share same building as patriot cafe in the back on second floor. Got a b2 b rub but nothing more. English was shit.

Not sure what I will try today. But more detail report coming soon for those that enjoy information about AMP we all visit. Any last minute recommendations in Fairfax?

Thanks for the intel I'v been waiting to know more about FHOH.

**Scitor** · 03-24-23 13:16

Somewhat nondescript place with no sign. Saw Judy. She's young, tall and friendly. I'm not sure I'm going back though. She was constantly distracted by phone calls during the session. Kept apologizing and said her boss was calling. Massage was ok. Too much elbow. Standard NOVA. I suppose a case of YMMV!

**Jim Rob** · 03-24-23 12:06

Blue: Springfield / Annandale. Cute woman with wide open menu, I did enjoy.

FHOFH: Gabby open menu and pricey. The hygiene of the room did concern after I got cum everywhere. Clean up was Alcohol spray on the towel I was laying on, will not return.

Pine Fairfax. : full menu that's pushed and rush job I didn't enjoy and couldn't even fake excitement for. Usually a a good place. No chemistry with melody.

Place on Main Street that share same building as patriot cafe in the back on second floor. Got a b2 b rub but nothing more. English was shit.

Not sure what I will try today. But more detail report coming soon for those that enjoy information about AMP we all visit. Any last minute recommendations in Fairfax?

**WillGuyMar** · 03-24-23 09:31

Originally Posted by DonQuiote [View Original Post]

Just looking to see if anyone has any reviews of this place that advertises for BBBJ and FS in their bed page ads?

They have a 347 area code number.

I assume they're a CAMP because they quoted $50 for HH and $70 for hr.

I didn't seen any reviews on here.

I went. None of that is the case from the impression I got. Half-walls dividing the massage rooms. Place looks like it was a dentist office. Girl was older and flabby, but to each his own.

**Member #6802** · 03-24-23 09:26

Originally Posted by OldBoomer [View Original Post]

https://adultsearch.com/washington-d...y-rubs/2016147

See her reviews on TER and search her name. A great provider.

You can go for just a CMT level massage on up to a trip around the world.

I've thought about her, but distance keeps her low on my list. Depending on the damage for what services, it might be worth moving her up.

TIA.

**DonQuiote** · 03-24-23 06:32

Originally Posted by ErikaScorpio [View Original Post]

No name, suite H. All covered, which I'm ok with. I'm there for the honey, not for getting stung.

Tall Ruby must be 50, thin, small top, gooey center, ok hips. FS and BJ. Followed by a pretty pleasant massage. 130.

On my way out I asked about her friend who I saw on the way in. She says: you want? 100. I said. Why not?

In walks Neesa. Maybe 40. Short, bigger top, cute. She's a lot more sensual and sweet. Which turned me on. They both can take a pounding.

Stretched my 30 minutes to about 50 at no extra.

No shower available, saw towels get changed, not bad, nothing outstanding, other than a good deal for double your fun.

Erik.

Wow. You got two ladies with two shots on different goals for same price as one? That's pretty awesome!

**Asphalt** · 03-23-23 19:00

Lily Spa is at the west end of Janney's Lane in a low rise business park. I walked in and asked for an hour, paid the. 7 and was led to a room by Coco. She's probably still in her 20's with good curves and a rockin' rack. Shortly after the massage began she asked if I wanted 4 hands. Ok, she talked me into it and before long Tina joined us. So with less that 15 minutes inside the joint they have me flip. As we agreed, both raised their shirts but only Coco dropped trou' because Tina was sporting pad down below. It took some doing but I kept them from finishing me too early, so I nursed on them both. Coco's breasts are a sight to behold. Imagine what Tara looked like when she was only 20 years old and you get the idea. Tina is a smaller girl who has a bit of baby damage but her slender figure is still ok.

A serious disappointment in the session is that even though I could see Coco's mons, she wouldn't even let me touch that waxed beauty much less wet parts. Tina was more fun but would surely allow any kind of roaming in a week or so if I went back. So for about another 15 minutes I switched from nursing on one then the other. After finishing Tina left the room and Coco stayed to finish a meagre but really quite affectionate massage.

After seeing what turns me on they would probably be better fun on the next visit but I don't think I'll do that. I'm out $$ and didn't even get my fingers wet. If I spent the money on just one of them maybe expanded menu would be available but I don't think I'm interested.

**Erika Scorpio** · 03-23-23 16:00

Originally Posted by DonQuiote [View Original Post]

Just looking to see if anyone has any reviews of this place that advertises for BBBJ and FS in their bed page ads?

They have a 347 area code number.

I assume they're a CAMP because they quoted $50 for HH and $70 for hr.

I didn't seen any reviews on here.

No name, suite H. All covered, which I'm ok with. I'm there for the honey, not for getting stung.

Tall Ruby must be 50, thin, small top, gooey center, ok hips. FS and BJ. Followed by a pretty pleasant massage. 130.

On my way out I asked about her friend who I saw on the way in. She says: you want? 100. I said. Why not?

In walks Neesa. Maybe 40. Short, bigger top, cute. She's a lot more sensual and sweet. Which turned me on. They both can take a pounding.

Stretched my 30 minutes to about 50 at no extra.

No shower available, saw towels get changed, not bad, nothing outstanding, other than a good deal for double your fun.

Erik.

**OldBoomer** · 03-23-23 14:23

https://adultsearch.com/washington-d...y-rubs/2016147

See her reviews on TER and search her name. A great provider.

You can go for just a CMT level massage on up to a trip around the world.

**DonQuiote** · 03-23-23 13:19

Originally Posted by JayCramer80 [View Original Post]

Thats an NY number. Alot of Asians get their mobile phones in Chinatown up there. Its easier for them and the shops all speak Chinese.

Has anyone been there? Looks like it goes by Lavender on rubmaps.

**ChrisCarr** · 03-23-23 09:37

Stopped by Eleven recently. Last visit was top-tier with Sarah 2+ yrs ago. Door was answered by mamasan. I asked if it was only her today, she replied "On no me, pretty girl coming". In walked Ruby, 1 hr with table shower. Good massage, good attention, decent finish, topless with modest roaming.

Therapist looks / body are an objective 6, 7. 5 for K-AMP.

Massage was objective 7, 8 for K-AMP.

Finish was an objective 5, 6. 5 for K-AMP.

Damage 80+80.

Angels in FFX off Lee Rd is still the best in the area, but given that I was just in the neighborhood and looking to lighten my load this remains a reliable facility.