Massage Parlor Reports

**Sticker** · 03-26-23 00:59

Hurt my lower back at the gym a few days ago, right after I re-greeted Jojo at Believe. This morning I had recovered by about 80%, but it was still hurting a bit, and I didn't want to push it by slam-fucking Jojo in poochie-style, as I'm prone to do. So instead I stopped by Harmony on Santa Ana Ave. Right off Bristol in Costa Mesa (on the other side of Bristol in that area, you're in Irvine).

It's been there for years, and the Viet MILFs there are money hungry, but it was a convenient stop on my way to lunch, and I didn't want to exercise much for my release. Bella was my provider, and she's acceptable looking, while not stellar. But very friendly, even though she pushes for unreasonable dollars, like most Viet places. $50 for HF, and then once she and I started negotiating, I told her I'd give her a Benjamin to dine on her and then have her milk me. She said two bills; I laughed, but we agreed on $120. Still too much, but I can swing it.

She gets nudie, and she does have a nice tight-lipped clam, shaved from clit-level on down, and trimmed pubes above it. B-C cups, but since she's probably late 30's or so, I'd rate her bod a 7 at best overall. Anyway, before dining, she asked me to "be gentle," so I suppose some of her mongers must need lessons on DATY. I'm always gentle, slow and steady to start, until they glisten up and then I can work them with more intensity. She ended up being virtually a gusher, without being a squirter, and she was happy.

Since she was in a bit of an afterglow, I thought I'd press my luck by seeing if she'd accept more. So I said, "let me just rub him on the outside", and she whispered, "I'll do it". So she grabs my unit and starts rubbing the head on her clit back and forth. That was was fun, but she wouldn't go any further than that. After a bit, she backed off and went to get the oil while I lay on my back. She is better than most at the jacking, because she uses both hands and all digits effectively to gain a good blast.

Even though it was fun, and my lower back is no worse for wear, I wouldn't repeat anytime soon, because I prefer FS at Believe or with my ATF when she's available and my back is working properly. But if you only like jacking and eating, then Bella is worth consideration.

**Uzgaro** · 03-25-23 21:35

New here! Stopped by believe today on a whim since I was in the area. Jojo greeted me at the door. $40 massage 30 mins. $100 FS. I've been reading the forum but wanted to see to believe. Sorry for the pun. Anyways. It was worth every hard earned dollar. Wil be coming back. She told me she'd be there the rest of the month. 5 minute massage till I asked for menu. Then handed her the money and got to business. 10/10 BBBJ CFS 8/10 mish and cg to finish. Also got a stamped card. So I'll be back again soon. I did see two b / ws pass by one before I went in and another as I was pulling out of the parking lot.

**Guiltyyyy** · 03-25-23 14:58

Originally Posted by BigBoDonk [View Original Post]

So there is new K girl in the market that does prostate, 5 star massage (like on pro level) and charges 40 bucks. Will trade this info for cheap ass girl leads. With condition that you won't overpay and spoil this one too.

Hey can I trade info with you please?

Your pm box is full. Thanks.

**RedRoddddd** · 03-25-23 14:52

Angel spa on Bolsa, Lisa Lipps is there, strongest jaw in the OC, and she can breath out of her nose for a good 20 to 30 minutes. A few milfy / Gil. Fy ladies there too. F. Service with a wrapper is optional.

Believe. JoJo, they text me she is back. Her BJ on a scale of 1 to 10, it's an 11. You might want to rub one out before Miss Seoul sucks out your Soul.

Linda at Tulip. Sometimes yes, sometimes no. Cutest Vietnamese MILF on Beach blvd.

Swan spa on Edinger in SA. Lady was going so fast and hard she broke the rubber, and finished with a little Italian sausage for dessert.

Air Body seems only 1 will do it. Yuki. Somebetter looking China dolls for a shake and bake.

Suzanne left Fullerton spa. If you missed her, you really missed out. Bbbjcimtc with a smile 😃.

Orange is very very low on the service scale. Somehow I keep searching for a good spot. Too many 28 year olds turn out to be 82 lately.

Happy hunting.

Red.

**Surgemon** · 03-25-23 13:50

Originally Posted by Danny2 [View Original Post]

Try El Clasificado or El Aviso.

Originally Posted by Bronco [View Original Post]

Look for the Mexican throw away classified paper called El Classificado or El Aviso. They are both also on line. You'll need to speak Spanish or you won't get too far. I visit them quite often. Seventy bucks for a run and gun is a good deal.

So El Aviso looks like a completely legit site to me, I can't find anything on there. Unless taking care of a sick person is a code word for something I can't find any posts or any fitting category.

El Classificado has an actual adult section but at least 90% of the posts are obviously fake. They have fake pictures with almost matching descriptions. Am I missing something here? I found a different clasificado website but the majority of them are in LA and are massage parlors not casitas.

**BigBoDonk** · 03-24-23 19:29

Both places suck. Overpriced shitty service, not worth the price. Horrible massage and HJ.

**FrankReynolds** · 03-24-23 14:06

Originally Posted by MisterTwinkies [View Original Post]

Why do we get the short story? You posted a whole Bible on her on Rubmaps and other sites.

Because the nuru thread is two clicks away while other sites charge for membership

**Dildo Baggens** · 03-24-23 11:59

Originally Posted by YellowFinTuna [View Original Post]

Is this the fabulous Krystal the massage queen from the old days who had GPS? Got her own place finally?

As I have stated earlier, I've been here a few times and never seen or heard of Krystal. There's an Amanda that is there on Fri-Sat. That's a pretty good provider and will BBBJCIM, she wants mucho Dinero. That's why I won't go back.

**MisterTwinkies** · 03-23-23 17:43

Why do we get the short story? You posted a whole Bible on her on Rubmaps and other sites.

**FrankReynolds** · 03-23-23 16:23

I know a lot of yall arent too keen on the nuru providers given that they charge more than the standard MP's but just saw star at nuru seventeen and she's super fire should anyone care and want to read the review in the nuru thread. Last time I posted the entire thing some of yall complained. Long story short, super fire 22 year old latina babe with big natural C's and a great frame that's super bomb and also does prostate massages.

**NailBoiz1** · 03-23-23 15:32

Originally Posted by YellowFinTuna [View Original Post]

Is this the fabulous Krystal the massage queen from the old days who had GPS? Got her own place finally?

I doubt it's her place. I only say that because. The ad states BBBJ. I don't beleive she offers anything more then a great massage and HJ.

**YellowFinTuna** · 03-23-23 00:21

Originally Posted by Sexaholic777 [View Original Post]

Rub rub is more like it. Haha.

Nice to see Krystal w new location.

https://nightfunpages.com/310-499-60...te-2-whittier/

Is this the fabulous Krystal the massage queen from the old days who had GPS? Got her own place finally?

**KammyMike** · 03-22-23 23:03

Bolsa neighborhood for some pho next to 93 massage. Bad idea, walk in asked if busy and young lady said how many. Look behind me and said just 1. She said ok, look at the menu on the counter and said 70 minutes for $35 combo. Took me to a wide colorful curtain room and just left without any instructions. Undress with curtain partially open, strike 1. Another lady came in with a bucket of hot water and had to setup while I'm standing there with in my undi. Sat down, she give a weak shoulder rub without asking soft or hard, strike 2. Ten minutes in and mind you this was supposed to be a 70 minutes massage she said face down with my feet still soaking in the water. I crawled on to the chair face down with my feet in the air waiting for her to move the bucket so I can put my foot down. After drying my feet she left and came back starting a back massage. Good pressure on on back. Afterward she wiped my back down and without any leg massage or a word and just left. Five minutes later another lady came in asking me to flip and I looked at her, she was the front desk lady, I'm like WTF going on. She sat down above my head and started a lame ass head rub for 15 minutes before moving to my foot. From top to bottom and nothing in between. Cover my eyes hoping I fall asleep while massaging my foot with latex gloves for the remaining time. I was so glad it was over. On my way out, the First Lady was not around, only the receptionist and said you can leave your tip with me. I had $15 and was going to give to the other lady but she wasn't there and I changed my mind putting a $5 on the counter and bailed. Didn't even offer a water afterwards. Never again, this place is off my list.

**Heartless Jay** · 03-22-23 21:19

Originally Posted by WildMaann12 [View Original Post]

Went to this place and it was no bueno. The curtains are see through and short so you can pretty much see the whole room. I was about to walk out but lady came and rushed me for massage. It was very awkward. Massage was ok but no extras of course since everyone can see everything. After I ended up driving down the street to BW for HE.

Curious who your provider was. I've never left Bali without a HE. And as was reported below, 40 for a curtain, 45 for a door. And even the rooms with a curtained doorway are more private than the "rooms" at SH or Bamboo.

**HawaiiGuy** · 03-21-23 12:30

Originally Posted by WildMaann12 [View Original Post]

Went to this place and it was no bueno. The curtains are see through and short so you can pretty much see the whole room. I was about to walk out but lady came and rushed me for massage. It was very awkward. Massage was ok but no extras of course since everyone can see everything. After I ended up driving down the street to BW for HE.

Should have paid $45 for a room in the back with a door.