Rants and Stupid shit in Prince Georges County

[Member #6465]

Would you mind letting us know what you meant when you posted. A while back, that you believe in "Monger Darwinism". I'd certainly love to know.

I honestly can't remember nor can I find the quote in question or remember the context. It might of had something to do with people getting busted by le bc they couldn't keep their mouth shut or the very real concept that the smarter and more skilled you are at spotting fake vs. Real ads the more successful you will be in this hobby. In general, I have been clear that advice to only see reviewed providers is good advice for noobies but those of us with acumen and experience can find some real gems among the non reviewed of very little reviewed ads. These girls are often younger, lower mileage, less burned out and have fewer rules especially if you are a somewhat attractive or just a clean professional looking guy. I actually think you agree generally with the concept of monger Darwinism, those who think with the little head are going to have failed missions and get ripped off. It wouldn't surprise me if the term was offered after yet another monger posted that they sent money to a "provider" before ever laying eyes on "her" and got ripped off. I think if you do that even once you're kind of an idiot. Why would she fuck you when she already has your money and she may not even be a she or in the same country? For what it is worth, I don't think you are a dumb monger at all and you write helpful reports at times. You seem to have your niche and seem to enjoy the hobby with very few issues. I just find some of your posts repetitive and I am often unclear why you chime in so often on requests for intel when you admit that you have no first hand experience with the provider in question. But you be you.

[SuperJimmy]

I offered:

1: She is new to EB.

2: Her rates are lower than most of the CP Latinas. $120/ hh vs. $150/ HH.

3: Someone in the Baltimore escort thread may have info on her.

Better chance than this PG country escort thread because gents from Baltimore have reported a lot more on them than PG guys. As target rich as PG County is for escorts nowadays, this thread is still dead. Especially when compared to Baltimore & NVA escort threads.

4: I also sent him a DM about an outfit that he used to visit that is now back in business. That he didn't know about.

Sometimes random advice no one asked for helps the situation. Even for other mongers.

In the spirit of this August forum, I'm just trying to be helpful & who could possibly have a problem with that?

BTW,

I'm sure a monger expert like you doesn't need it but others may check out my report "Report: 11 Ways To Get Warmed Up During An Escort Session!" in the General Reports section of PG.

Happy Hunting & Sessions!

SJ.

P.S.

Would you mind letting us know what you meant when you posted. A while back, that you believe in "Monger Darwinism". I'd certainly love to know.

Like SJ I also have no information to offer whatsoever but I'm still going to respond and give you random advice you didn't ask for. The girl in the picture is not very attractive. The real deal is probably going to be even less attractive. Try here instead https://escortalligator.com.listcraw...a/dc/119976782.

[SuperJimmy]

Who said I was complaining?

Yes, it's supposed to be a cautionary tale from about 8 years ago regarding bad reviews.

BTW, I've seen guys admit to doing the same thing I did.

I doubt this escort is still in the area or even still doing the business but maybe she found a sugar daddy.

So, this read like what to you?

Just a complaint?

The Headline "Don't Buck The Reviewers?" should give folks a clue even though there's a question mark.

I guess it could have been shorter, but I like to write and I would have left out a bunch of details.

Happy Hunting & Sessions?

SJ.

You're complaining about this from 8 years ago? If this is current, where's the link, name, etc for others to know who to avoid?

Is this is supposed to be an anecdote to pay heed to reviews? That would be fine, but it doesn't really read that way.

[BMoreDog69]

You're complaining about this from 8 years ago? If this is current, where's the link, name, etc for others to know who to avoid?

Is this is supposed to be an anecdote to pay heed to reviews? That would be fine, but it doesn't really read that way.

About 8 years ago:

I foolishly ignored the advice from a couple of reviewers who said do not visit this particular escort.

I thought I could change her, or she would somehow be nice to me.

I went to see her and got hosed. LOL!

But I learned a valuable lesson which is listen to the reviewers.

She Was a Beauty!

I went because they said she looked just like the pics she was using, and she was a very, very good-looking woman and the rate was also right.

Guess what?

She was a serious beauty, but she also did all the fucked-up stuff the couple of reviewers said she did to them. To me. LOL!

When I got there, she wanted more than we agreed on before-hand. $150 instead of $120. I gave in because I thought it would help.

Then we had to wait for her friend to bring a condom. Like 10 minutes, and when that didn't happen, she somehow found one. Of course, she applied that wait time to our time together. Fortunately, I booked a 30 minute session so there was still plenty of time to do something. Or so I thought. LOL!

Then she wouldn't take off her bathrobe and wouldn't allow us to operate in the middle of the bed. Just the bottom-right corner. She would not cuddle with me. Yuck.

Then she was a germaphobe as she kept cleaning the condom and didn't want me to touch her.

Her CBJ was horrible as she acted like the condom was coated with poison.

Needless to say, even I couldn't get a boner with all this going on and I finally simply gave up.

I told she wouldn't last long in this business because guys will talk and told her she could make a lot of money if she simply answered the bell. She eventually left town and I never saw her ads again.

But she was a very, very beautiful woman.

Happy Hunting & Sessions!

SJ.

[SuperJimmy]

About 8 years ago:

I foolishly ignored the advice from a couple of reviewers who said do not visit this particular escort.

I thought I could change her, or she would somehow be nice to me.

I went to see her and got hosed. LOL!

But I learned a valuable lesson which is listen to the reviewers.

She Was a Beauty!

I went because they said she looked just like the pics she was using, and she was a very, very good-looking woman and the rate was also right.

Guess what?

She was a serious beauty, but she also did all the fucked-up stuff the couple of reviewers said she did to them. To me. LOL!

When I got there, she wanted more than we agreed on before-hand. $150 instead of $120. I gave in because I thought it would help.

Then we had to wait for her friend to bring a condom. Like 10 minutes, and when that didn't happen, she somehow found one. Of course, she applied that wait time to our time together. Fortunately, I booked a 30 minute session so there was still plenty of time to do something. Or so I thought. LOL!

Then she wouldn't take off her bathrobe and wouldn't allow us to operate in the middle of the bed. Just the bottom-right corner. She would not cuddle with me. Yuck.

Then she was a germaphobe as she kept cleaning the condom and didn't want me to touch her.

Her CBJ was horrible as she acted like the condom was coated with poison.

Needless to say, even I couldn't get a boner with all this going on and I finally simply gave up.

I told she wouldn't last long in this business because guys will talk and told her she could make a lot of money if she simply answered the bell. She eventually left town and I never saw her ads again.

But she was a very, very beautiful woman.

Happy Hunting & Sessions!

SJ.

[SuperJimmy]

I can't remember the last time I was rushed by an escort.

If you do QTRs I'm not sure what to say to you except, you better be about your business, or you may be crying about an escort rushing you. Most want you in and out in 15 minutes but if you're a first timer with them, they may allow 5 extra minutes as a tactic to help you return to them.

They normally have a good idea when a monger is going to overstay their welcome, so they'll try to move the monger along. Most monger charges of rushing are with 15-minute sessions and that is no coincidence. BTW, some escorts simply try to rush anyone they can. Stay away from escorts that have that reputation because you are not going to change her.

I'm 60+ so it may take a few minutes to get me CR (Condom-Ready). But it's normally no more than 3 minutes for me. I only do 30-minute sessions so there is no sane reason to rush me.

I've done an hour only a few times, but I haven't been able to bust a couple nutts in an hour in a long time so for the most part I won't do an hour. The few I've done was because I simply wanted to really take my time with the escort and also enjoy her company. Hint: She must have been an extraordinary beauty.

Regulars Vs. Non-Regulars:

My regulars know I like to take my sweet time in my 30-minute sessions (but most of the time I'll still remind them. I'll say something like 30 minutes with me and _ and if I meet a brand-new escort, which happens often enough because I also visit Houses that bring in new babes weekly.

I always let them know (before / while I'm giving them the donation) that we have 30 minutes, and I will be taking it easy / slow (no rapido=fast) and taking my sweet time in the session.

I'll also say I'm going to be staying for close to 30 minutes and ask them if they are OK with that.

If they claim they speak no English and don't understand, I will employ the Google translator in order to make sure they get the message. Of course, they always say it will be no problem.

And that normally prevents any attempts at rushing me. If they were thinking about it. After all that, I have received a few looks LOL!, but I can't remember the last time I've been rushed.

Use these tactics and you should never get rushed whether it's an escort or a MP situation.

If you hear about an someone rushing mongers, do not visit them. That's one great way to avoid rushers. If you visit them and they rush you, even after you asked to not to, remember, you asked for it.

BTW,

Rushing You To Completion?

If the escort urges you to bust one with something like "come for me etc. ", if you're not ready to do so, say the pussy is too good, or not yet baby, or I'll let you know when I'm done or whatever. Do not allow that to help you lose your boner and incentive etc. I've heard of this happening often enough and it's a travesty and also the fault of the monger.

Happy Hunting & Happy Sessions!!

SJ.

[SuperJimmy]

I've noticed there are quite a few ways I could get busted by my wife:

1: She could demand to check the video cam in my car. It keeps the last 4 hours of my driving, so I could get busted for something I did 2 weeks ago. Now, I'm going to check to see if I can erase the footage after each mission. Hopefully I can do that.

2: She could sneak and change my phone settings to "find my Iphone" and then she'd be able to track my movements. It's in 2 places on the Iphone. But I never / ever leave my phone around her when I'm not around and I check it every time before I go on a mission. Just in case.

3: She could somehow find my Secret Monger Phone but that would entail her going into an area of my place that she never / ever goes.

4: I could get into an accident while going to or from a mission and she could ask what was I doing in that area. But I'm pretty sure I can come up with something to get out of that situation.

5: She could run into a bill for my secret phone. I get the mail almost 100% of the time so that's not likely to happen & I'm going to switch to online billing.

6: She could spot my Viagra substitute when it arrives in a so-called discrete package at my front door. They cannot put it in the mailbox. I am alerted when it is shipped so I'm on the lookout for it over the next couple days and I grab it and hide it, almost as soon as it's delivered.

7: Iphone Driving Suggestions: I've been to one area of the DMV so often that half the time when I get into my car at home, I'll get a non-audio message telling me how long it would be to go to that area again. So, when I have to drive someplace with the wife in the car, I turn my phone over. It has happened while she was in the car. Thankfully it's not an audio message.

8: I could say someone's name in my dreams. LOL! I dream all the time. If that ever happens, I'll tell her it about someone from my past.

9: Text Messages: One time I was texting with an uncle, (I was going back and forth between the uncle and wife) and I mistakenly said something that could have been incriminating to my wife instead of my uncle. Fortunately, she had no clue and thankfully I wasn't a lot more explicit with that text.

10: She could check my credit card bills for charges for my Viagra and cell phone payments. She has hers and I have mine and we have a couple CCards together.

Am I being followed??

I'm not worried about the wife putting a tail on me but.

I now take short detours when I leave my missions to check if anyone is following me. An a-hole staking-out an escort's place can follow a monger home and then try to blackmail him. I've heard of it happening before. I remember back in the 90's two DC detectives were busted for hanging outside of a gay bar and then blackmailing some of the patrons who were on the downlow and had families.

That's all I can come up with at this time. If you have anything to add. Please do.

Happy Hunting!!

SJ.

[SuperJimmy]

About 5 years ago I decided to try using music in my sessions as a change-up. I always thought that if I could bust one during the crescendos of some of my fav songs that it would be out of this world, but I had no idea how including music in my sessions would take my mongering to fantastic new levels and I wouldn't go back to non music sessions for anything in the world. Note: I once forgot my phone in the car and didn't have my music but the session was still very good. When I visit my regulars they always ask for my music.

Music Helps My Sessions In Many Ways:

1: I can use it to tell how long I'm going to be in there or have been in there.

For example, I can say to myself, I will not bust a nutt until after at least 2 songs following my warmup song and 90% of the time I will maintain discipline. Note: My normal warmup song is Sexy Mama by the Moments and its 9 minutes long. I'm normally "in there" in less than 5 minutes after we begin and when I'm ready to enter the dragon, I'll often take a look at my music player and see I have 4-5 minutes left in this song to do my first position of Standing-K9 KT and then move on to another position. But every now and then I will say F it and proceed to bust one regardless of my plans but never until I'm into the second song of the session.

I have to pause to change the songs:

2: I don't have a set sequence of songs so I have to take the time to put on the next song so that stops the action and helps prevent Jr from overloading way too soon. Hold on, let me change the music is often said in my sessions. I do have about 20 songs in a handy playlist and after the warmup song I randomly choose one for the next position as the new song means a new position.

Assume The Position:

My 4 top positions are Standing K9 KT, K9 KT in the middle of the bed, Sidewinder as I'm normally laying on my left side and LazyK9 - with some Boston Crab / Praying Mantis action. Cow Girl does nothing for me but I'm seriously trying to try what I call LazyCG into my sessions but I keep forgetting to do so as I'm very happy to settle in, relax and then finish up by extending SideWinder, often using a Kung-Fu grip on the booty to finish up as of late.

3: Helps Regulate The Stroking: But Don't Get Caught In One.

Nearly every song I will use will have a very steady and clear beat. 1, 2, 3, 4 and a cymbal clash or heavy accent that often happens on the 1. Or maybe its an 8 count with the accent on the 1. I'll often up tempo within the beats with half to 1 inch min-strokes and that's when I often almost get Caught In A Stroke. I could be in that mini-stroke for a couple minutes easy. Some guys also call it gunning.

4: Basking Music: When Its Over.

When I'm normally done by the 20 minute mark, any one of my 1500 all-time fav songs is available to make my 4-5 minute "basking in the afterglow" of the experience a truly pleasurable time for me. It could be from one of many genres as I have over 100 playlists to work with. The babe can now do anything she wants to do. Hang around or not, check her phone, etc.

I Use 3 Types Of Songs:

Warmup Songs:

These songs are normally, slower in tempo and always very suggestive and sultry and are called love songs. I like to invoke my most lusty persona, even sometimes pretending I'm in love and Condom-Ready, Boner Hood is normally achieved in under 2 minutes after we begin.

Songs like Let's get it on by Marvin Gaye, Sexy Mama by The Moments and Between The Sheets by The Isley Brothers and of course, Love Won't Let Me Wait by Major Harris.

Stroking Songs:

"Stroking" by Clarance Carter or other songs with a very steady beat that can't be missed. Love To Love You Baby by Donna Summers has also been used.

Bust-a-Nutt Songs:

These songs are reserved for slowly ramping up and busting one. They are mostly thumping hard-core, funky songs with 2-3 minute long buildups before the big, final crescendo where I hope to explode and spurt right on time with the final crescendo. BTW, as a serious lead guitar lover, I love exploding as a screaming guitar hits that first note. Imagine stroking to "Smoke On The Water"?

Another Point Of View by Bootzy's Rubber Band is my all time fav but many others are now being used to get me over the hump. All are hard driven songs with plenty of cymbal clashes, sometimes screaming guitars, pauses and awesome final buildups. I'll often tell the babe only 3-4 more minutes when I know a song is much longer. LOL! Fortunately, I do not have to really strain while ramping up the Science Friction to bust a good one and hardly ever break a sweat. The longer I'm there on the cusp, the more forceful the nutt when I finally to explode.

All She Wanted Was A Quickie!

Earlier this week I was with a newbie and busted to a song named "Quickie" by Funkadelic in which the babe in the song only wants a quickie and no boyfriend. It has an extra nasty guitar solo to finish up the song. The orgasm was easily one of my best in a long time and that's saying a whole lot because on my drives home and until I sleep it off, I'm consistently asking myself if the pussy can get any better?

Music has been a boon to my monger program and I endorse every adventurous monger to test it out on themselves.

Happy hunting!

SJ.

[SyntorX]

Variety is def the spice of life so I try to do at least 3 positions on every mission and now I also use 1 of 4 bust-a-nutt songs when I'm ready to build-up and explode.

CG & ACG:

I'm not sure why but the few times I tried CG & ACG, I never did much for me as far as viscosity so I've gravitated towards the other positions of SK9 KT, K9 KT, Sidewinder, LazyK9 and then a little bit of Mish. I guess the ladies I tried CG & ACG with were not that active and even when they were I never quite got it as far as the slip-slide I get from the other positions.

Happy Hunting!!

SJ.

You definitely need to find the right lady for these. There was a lady at RL that did AGC great. She would get up on her feet and go to town. She would go the entire length of junior and vary the pace, so you did not pop too quickly. Damn I wish she was still at RL. I do not like the ones that just sit on you and move their pelvis back and forth. That does not do much for me. I need some of that up and down action.

[SuperJimmy]

Variety is def the spice of life so I try to do at least 3 positions on every mission and now I also use 1 of 4 bust-a-nutt songs when I'm ready to build-up and explode.

CG & ACG:

I'm not sure why but the few times I tried CG & ACG, I never did much for me as far as viscosity so I've gravitated towards the other positions of SK9 KT, K9 KT, Sidewinder, LazyK9 and then a little bit of Mish. I guess the ladies I tried CG & ACG with were not that active and even when they were I never quite got it as far as the slip-slide I get from the other positions.

LazyCG:

I'm now thinking I need to check out CG but with the babe laying on me and me holding her buttocks or shoulders while drilling for gold. That has always been a pretty fun position for me but one I haven't done in years. So thanks! So, I'll call that position LazyCG and try to remember to employ it during my next encounter.

Mish:

I'll def have to do at least a little Mish if the babe is a looker. I have my regulars who look OK, and then I have a bunch of ladies I see every now and then and they are clearly a cut above the avg looking escort, so I make sure I do at least a little Face-To-Face-Mish with them. But Mish is normally my least employed position.

Sidewinder:

I'm really liking Sidewinder these days because I really don't have to do a lot of moving (until I'm ready to build-up and explode) and its a whole lot less strain on my body verses the other positions. Not that my body is under tremendous strain when I'm in the act but I'm getting great viscosity from micro-movements and simply smushing it out. At close range from Sidewinder.

SK9 KT:

Normally my starting position, my legs no longer get tired from SK9 KT like when I first began employing the position. Now, I'm really great at using the springs of the bed to aid my movements to almost create a perpetual motion type of thingy. Without me doing a lot of moving myself.

LazyK9:

LazyK9 is also great and it creates the most pressure on Jr to explode quicker and with more force than any other position for me but holding myself up with my arms (Boston Crab style) over 5 minutes can be challenging but I love the feeling of being on a pogo stick when in that particular position. When I do LazyK9, I'll often start with the Boston Crab or Praying Mantis style but then I'll switch to being Bronco Billy and simply ride the lady's booty as if I'm busting a bronco and then I may or may not go back to The Praying Mantis style to finish.

K9 KT:

My old favorite and I'm really good at using the bed and handling the booty to create motion for me. For me the booty is much easier to handle verses regular K9 with her legs somewhat spread verses her knees together and the pussy is tighter because of the legs being together and not spread.

Happy Hunting!!

SJ.

SJ, variety is the spice of life. If the lady is up for it, I like CG or ACG. I can just lay there and enjoy the view. I can play with some boob or not. Sidewinder is also nice and some ladies will do some work in it. I go for mish, standing mish or K9, when I want to drive or if lady does not want to do the work. I preferred to drive when I was younger, but as I get old I really like to take it easy and let the lady do some or all the work.

[SyntorX]

I was with a babe yesterday and when it was time to enter the dragon I decided to switch up from my regular routine and start off with the Sidewinder position. Instead of SK9 KT or Standing K9 KT. Some folks call it the Spooning Position.

I planned on staying there for just one song but after nestling up in there I decided to stay there for the whole "In There" part of the session. I fell in love at my not putting much effort into it as she swirled around Jr and then I felt I could stay like that all freaking day. I grabbed a pillow and got very comfortable.

I then got viscous on her during the next song while also having a good grip on her right breast and came close to busting a good one. But I relented and retreated to gently stroking to the beat of another song and that was over I then put on my new fav bust-a-nut song, slowly built-up and finally released a very good one and rolled out of her chortling.

I was on the right hand side of the babe (that's normal for me) but in my next mission I think I'll try the left-hand side of the babe and that would make it my right-hand side that I'll be laying on. I was "In There" at least 15 minutes of my 30 minutes session and I was also done by the 20 minute mark.

What's funny is that just about every babe will try to do what is supposed to be the Sidewinder position on their back and I have to gently roll them over for more booty action. Since I have mastered LazyK9, I will now work on Sidewinder and it is my new favorite position.

Happy Hunting!

SJ.

SJ, variety is the spice of life. If the lady is up for it, I like CG or ACG. I can just lay there and enjoy the view. I can play with some boob or not. Sidewinder is also nice and some ladies will do some work in it. I go for mish, standing mish or K9, when I want to drive or if lady does not want to do the work. I preferred to drive when I was younger, but as I get old I really like to take it easy and let the lady do some or all the work.

[SuperJimmy]

I was with a babe yesterday and when it was time to enter the dragon I decided to switch up from my regular routine and start off with the Sidewinder position. Instead of SK9 KT or Standing K9 KT. Some folks call it the Spooning Position.

I planned on staying there for just one song but after nestling up in there I decided to stay there for the whole "In There" part of the session. I fell in love at my not putting much effort into it as she swirled around Jr and then I felt I could stay like that all freaking day. I grabbed a pillow and got very comfortable.

I then got viscous on her during the next song while also having a good grip on her right breast and came close to busting a good one. But I relented and retreated to gently stroking to the beat of another song and that was over I then put on my new fav bust-a-nut song, slowly built-up and finally released a very good one and rolled out of her chortling.

I was on the right hand side of the babe (that's normal for me) but in my next mission I think I'll try the left-hand side of the babe and that would make it my right-hand side that I'll be laying on. I was "In There" at least 15 minutes of my 30 minutes session and I was also done by the 20 minute mark.

What's funny is that just about every babe will try to do what is supposed to be the Sidewinder position on their back and I have to gently roll them over for more booty action. Since I have mastered LazyK9, I will now work on Sidewinder and it is my new favorite position.

Happy Hunting!

SJ.

[SyntorX]

Syntor X we can talk amicably. It seems that you are open to civil conversation. It is NOT an immaturity level at all. It is PTSD from the war. Anyone that has or knows about PTSD know that there are various levels and various triggers for PTSD. I have a couple of triggers, the most prominent is agitation. If agitated, I usually warn the agitator. If the person does not heed the warning, then I go from 0-100 just like that. I assume that you spoke with your friend by PM. Thank you because this issue would have escalated.

Hopefully this part of the forum will be a peaceful place again. Once again I appreciate you toning down the advertising. Everyone have a wonderful day.

Propilot-Always check your six.

We did communicate, but not really about you. I have several buddies / friends that I exchange messages with on some regularity. I thankfully do not have PTSD even though I was in the military. I do know some guys with it though, so I have an idea what you and Korman are going through. I am sorry you both have to deal with it. I would like to thank both of you for your service.

I might have come close. I was in mobile comm. We had two guys that were on the last flight to leave Tehran the day the hostages were taken. I was scheduled to replace one of them about a week after they got out of Tehran.

[Korman23]

Syntor X we can talk amicably. It seems that you are open to civil conversation. It is NOT an immaturity level at all. It is PTSD from the war. Anyone that has or knows about PTSD know that there are various levels and various triggers for PTSD. I have a couple of triggers, the most prominent is agitation. If agitated, I usually warn the agitator. If the person does not heed the warning, then I go from 0-100 just like that. I assume that you spoke with your friend by PM. Thank you because this issue would have escalated.

Hopefully this part of the forum will be a peaceful place again. Once again I appreciate you toning down the advertising. Everyone have a wonderful day.

Propilot-Always check your six.

It's funny you should say that pilot as I too have a degree of PTSD myself and used to be in therapy for it, so I get it when things can trigger you. They can do similar to me as well. If you are willing, I am happy to make amends between us and just move forward.

[Propilot]

Syntor X we can talk amicably. It seems that you are open to civil conversation. It is NOT an immaturity level at all. It is PTSD from the war. Anyone that has or knows about PTSD know that there are various levels and various triggers for PTSD. I have a couple of triggers, the most prominent is agitation. If agitated, I usually warn the agitator. If the person does not heed the warning, then I go from 0-100 just like that. I assume that you spoke with your friend by PM. Thank you because this issue would have escalated.

Hopefully this part of the forum will be a peaceful place again. Once again I appreciate you toning down the advertising. Everyone have a wonderful day.

Propilot-Always check your six.