Massage Parlor Reports

**Adam2238** · 02-17-23 06:24

Contacted Bella, been almost two years since I saw her last. She greeted me and remembered me, tits looking massive in a tight dress. 60 for hh, I strip while talking to her and lay down. Wow, I remembered those teddies but forgot how good her actual massage was. After about 20 I flip and opt on teddie F for $. She is great at it, and she even cleaned me up on the table shower after. Great time and will repeat.

**Serpin58** · 02-16-23 23:12

Originally Posted by Tophat31 [View Original Post]

I was tipped off many years ago that she had a stalker. Looking at Serpin58's posts, they are all about her. I think it's fair to say that this is the person causing her all this trouble. Very scary reading his posts and his obsessive behavior. It's sad an individual like this causes this much trouble and ruins it for all of us. Be safe all.

I'm the guy who helped her remove erotic monkey. Erotic review ect because her non-monger bf find out about the business- 2 years later I'm blocked I'm driveway by the same dude because she's still seeing him! So, yeah I over vented emotions of frustration- everyone believe what you want.

**KeyKing7** · 02-16-23 17:14

Originally Posted by YouChooch [View Original Post]

Have anyone met up with Demi. TER has decent reviews, but none since June.

Hey folks!

I'm usually in the escort subsection, but I thought I'd switch things up a bit and get myself a massage because sitting in a chair looking at reports all day somehow makes my back hurt like no tomorrow.

Comms established via email. There's a dummy number listed, so don't bother. Got a response about 15 minutes after and we went back and forth. I had originally planned to see her yesterday afternoon, but time ran out, so I requested an appointment for today instead. Now, here's where the gamble I came in: she requested a deposit that was 50% of the session (asked for a 60 min $$$ message, no haircut because my barber would gut me like a fish). I have been instilled with the cardinal rule of never sending a deposit, ever. I've been charmed in the past and lost a pittance, so I swore that I would never do it again. When Demi asked for the deposit, there was nothing listed in her ad or the email that she sent me, which I told her. However, she conveyed the importance and urgency of it.

At this point, I usually walk away and never look back. But, given the number of reviews that Demi had on this site as well as her communication, something spoke within me (shut up little head!) and I went for the gamble. At the worst, it was a very expensive lesson learned, but that would be all it was. A lesson. I wouldn't miss a bill because of it.

Needless to say, I was handsomely rewarded. Waited outside a location in Sterling for about 15 minutes after agreed upon time, but Demi's not a clock watcher at all, and I wasn't in a rush to get anywhere. Demi is certainly an older MILF, but she was nowhere close to GILF territory. Her pictures are accurate, but the lighting is generous. I picked her wardrobe for the session, and though she satisfied my pains in the massage, it certainly wasn't a deep tissue one. It was really more of light rubbing and a moderate amount of pressure. She was easy to talk to during the session, and I made her feel comfortable and in control during my visit, which was most likely why I was rewarded with something during the session. Use your imagination fellas 😜.

She did say that she normally never does anything of that sort with anyone, and given what I've read about her here, I'm inclined to believe her. I will most likely be back since I felt that we vibed really well.

Any other questions, feel free to PM.

**Serpico99** · 02-16-23 15:57

I reconnected with June at Cosmos in Centreville. You can find the phone and address on rubmaps. June and Jenny are the regular providers there, with Jenny being the more petite of the two. June has a nice body for a middle-aged Korean, and a nice ass that I always love to feast on. She has a bit of a Nina Blackwood smoker's voice and she is always jovial whenever I see her.

I usually just skip the massage and go straight into gentle naked caressing of her body, sucking on her nipples and DATY and DATO (I love eating her ass out). She bucks her hips into my face when she is close to cumming. She then does P2 P grinding against her butt cheeks and I erupt all over her ass. I know without at least. A half-way decent massage, this isn't a real bargain but I have this fetish for her ass so little head wins out on this one. Anyway I tipped 100 and she is cool with that. When I first saw her, her massage skills was ok, nothing to write home about.

The one thing with Jenny and June is that they both still are wearing masks. They are hypersensitive to catching covid, flu, common cold, etc.

**Tophat31** · 02-16-23 12:22

I was tipped off many years ago that she had a stalker. Looking at Serpin58's posts, they are all about her. I think it's fair to say that this is the person causing her all this trouble. Very scary reading his posts and his obsessive behavior. It's sad an individual like this causes this much trouble and ruins it for all of us. Be safe all.

**JayCramer80** · 02-16-23 10:29

Originally Posted by TheDrowned [View Original Post]

Shit this read like it was Palpatine issuing the imperial order. Well it's been fun being a Jedi, but like the stars wars counterpart. They won't be able to eliminate all of us. I suspect it will just drive everything underground. No more raunchy ads, ect. I look forward to being the Obi-one of mongers.

Get your ATF's in order and treat them well for special service. Girls will become much more discreet. New mongers may have a difficult time.

**Jim Rob** · 02-15-23 20:02

Got a haircut from Tara that as good as any barbershop. Took a shower when finished and went to her bed for FS. The only complaint was her pushing against me to not me go very deep. We finished in mush and the BJ was super nice. She's a sweet person with huge boobs, but please know she is total YMMV. I've read people she likes, let's then go raw.

**TheDrowned** · 02-15-23 15:55

Was in Herndon area and my favorite girl at Haydee's was busy, so I decided to hit up Zenith to reunite with young coco, except she wasn't there that day. There was two mildly attractive Chinese providers in her stead and the smaller (and cuter one) kept coaxing me to stay as I tried to leave. Little head won the battle and decided what the hell, I could use the massage anyway.

But when I paid for the hour I got bait and switched and instead of the younger cuter one they gave me the taller less cuter Asian. She wasn't bad by any means she was just more homely in a t shirt and jeans and wearing no make up. Honestly, upon reflection, she was probably the cuter of the two because she was still mildly attractive and wasn't relying on external factors to enhance her beauty. Also my spider senses were tingling and I felt I might even be able to sneak a HE out of the ordeal, and my instincts proved right in sticking with Kelly.

Massage was good. Honestly haven't had one in a while despite my active mongering so it was refreshing and Kelly's technique was good. I've always rated massage on their ability to lull me to sleep. I suffer from insomnia so if you can knock me out than you've succeeded in putting me into a state of relaxation. So if I got nothing else from it, the massage made the trip worth it.

After 50 min I awoke from my slumber and was told to flip. Kelly massaged my stomach and legs going in between my thighs with her soft hands it was enough to awaken the second beast. And she pulled the towel away and asked if I wanted to attempt to tame it with oil? I said sure but thought to myself, is this normal? If I'm everyone's least favorite uncle how is this marginally better than just offering a happy ending? If you're going to take things this far why not just cross the finish line. So when Kelly started drizzling the oil over my junk like a pastry chef performing the finishing touches on her decorative cake she motioned me to use my hands but I had a better idea. Instead I used my hands to grab her hands and slowly but sensually enclosed them like a leash around my beast. She hesitated and pointed to the convenient sign about how this establishment does not take part in "inappropriate services" and I assured her that this neat little trick is a fantastic loophole, because one can argue she's not consciously touching my junk, but with my hands behind the wheel, it's the other way around. So with me initial in control, I had her hands going in and out up and around my junk. It was hot. After a while I let go of the steering wheel and watched the real magic happen. I must of cracked the code because she went loose reversing the grip using a the double hand technique going rapid then slowing down for a sensual finish as I exploded into her hands. She whispered me to SHHH and to avoid telling anyone.

So I'm somewhat breaking the rule here but I will preface this by saying this is a hard case of YMMV. So tread carefully and treat the ladies with respect if you decide to ride.

We're already drowning. All we have to do is open our mouths and let the water in.

**Dunnit** · 02-15-23 13:26

Originally Posted by YouChooch [View Original Post]

Have anyone met up with Demi. TER has decent reviews, but none since June.

Never saw Demi as price prohibitive, but Tara will do massage and haircut for $. 5. I am sure she will get naked for that. If your thing is for large breasted Thai BBW. Board search will provide details, I haven't seen a BP ad this week, so she may be out of town.

**WalkerC** · 02-15-23 11:14

Originally Posted by MikeyShakes [View Original Post]

I got to echo what the other guys are saying here, paid and saw Demi, just got a haircut and a HJ. Fun idea so that's why I tried it but definitely not worth what I paid.

I also agree. I saw her twice last year, or whenever it was she first appeared. Got a sob story from her about how she's a single mom with 2 kids, 1 of which is handicap. And having a hard time supporting them. Maybe all that's true, maybe its the typically provider story. But if you need more money then provide more of a service. Have nit returned since.

**MikeyShakes** · 02-14-23 21:31

Originally Posted by YouChooch [View Original Post]

Have anyone met up with Demi. TER has decent reviews, but none since June.

I got to echo what the other guys are saying here, paid and saw Demi, just got a haircut and a HJ. Fun idea so that's why I tried it but definitely not worth what I paid.

**TheDrowned** · 02-14-23 18:05

Originally Posted by Silk3434 [View Original Post]

She's reviewed in multiple sub forums here in NOVA. I reviewed her a while back myself. For me, a good once in my life experience to get a haircut by a busty blonde fully nude. The bad she doesn't offer many extra besides a HJ HE, and the haircut was decent but not great. And the prices. Yikes!

I've had a NIGHT (8+ hours) of threesomes in TJ for less than I paid her.

To add my take, I saw her once and we talked and had chemistry. I made her laugh since I don't have any hair on my head she has nothing to cut. So we took things straight to the bed and just spent time talking and laughing. I got the feeling that she might be open to doing more if she gets comfortable with you.

Unfortunately for me this was an exploration phase and I wanted to take advantage of the opportunity to see a white provider. As I said before she was a fun conversation and there is zero language barrier BUT and it's a big but for me. I'm just not into white chicks. In my opinion they age twice as fast as Asians and latinas and you could clearly see her better years are behind her. Cost is certainly a factor but for me the dealbreaker was the fact that she's just not attractive enough for me to get off by just jerking me off. She did opt to give me a little BBBJ which she did say she doesnt give to everyone but she felt comfortable enough around me so it's a def YMMV (but alas even with that I didn't really enjoy my time).

But that's a me problem for sure, different strokes for different folks so if you want a different flavor she might be worth a visit.

**Silk3434** · 02-14-23 17:29

Originally Posted by YouChooch [View Original Post]

Have anyone met up with Demi. TER has decent reviews, but none since June.

She's reviewed in multiple sub forums here in NOVA. I reviewed her a while back myself. For me, a good once in my life experience to get a haircut by a busty blonde fully nude. The bad she doesn't offer many extra besides a HJ HE, and the haircut was decent but not great. And the prices. Yikes!

I've had a NIGHT (8+ hours) of threesomes in TJ for less than I paid her.

**You Chooch** · 02-14-23 11:52

Have anyone met up with Demi. TER has decent reviews, but none since June.

**Serpin58** · 02-14-23 10:59

If I was always of you guys- take a break for a couple of months make her feel it were it hurts! Or at least park in circle. With drama in the driveway and different cars in and out.

She must have a LEO on the take but another noise disturbance a LEO have to show up! This I know! At least just park in circle not the driveway- do some lie on the phone car leak don't want leak on your driveway! She's a professional liar so who cares! I'm not warning anymore I've known her for 7 years- I'm the one who gave her the black Nissan SUV. You all do what you want be safe.