Escort Reports

**JJames2011** · 02-10-23 09:06

https://adultsearch.com/us/illinois/...scorts/2268758

Saw Anna earlier in the week. Nice apartment by Woodfield mall. Very attractive Asian. I actually think she send she was Thai.

Pictures are accurate. Nice slim body with man made C's. Started with some conversation on the couch. Drinks offered.

Some mutual touching while chatting. Her English is good. Proceeded to shower. Then bedroom.

CBJ, DATY and missionary. Would recommend.

R,

JJ.

**Clasy** · 02-09-23 20:14

I saw a lot of adds and Twitter with this girl.

https://www.adultlook.com/p/3143585#profile_start.

**Clasy** · 02-09-23 19:56

Looks like to good to be true, that is a very good ass.

https://tryst.link/escort/juicyjuice-47

**SAnderson75** · 02-08-23 10:28

Alright time for a review, or preview I should say.

Alma Alvarez is coming back. Schaumburg 2/10 - 2/13.

I saw her last time she was in town, and she is spectacular. Hot fit little latina, and I will be partaking again.

I got LFK, BBBJ, K9, and RCG, did 30 minutes.

Multiple reviews on here, TER, all over. She's been around about a year, but seems to be pretty low volume.

HH 300, H 450.

Reviews on here:

http://www.usasexguide.nl/forum/sear...earchid=166576

Reviews on TER:

https://www.theeroticreview.com/revi...4146469-361844

Ads:

https://www.eros.com/illinois/chicag...?cat=6208&wn=1

https://tryst.link/escort/almaalvarez

Enjoy.

**UsaJB007** · 02-08-23 01:38

Did you partake in 30 min session or longer? Was L3 included in the price listed?

Originally Posted by SomeGuySnoopin [View Original Post]

Met with Gia and I reflect what the others have said. She's a lovely woman, a good massage, and a good menu (BBBJ, CFS) for a good price. However, she is not who is in the pictures. There are even some new pictures added to her page (white shirt and g-string) that aren't her. The red top discreet pictures are her though. She is older and has some of the size to go with it. She even recently got cheaper and noted she is thick in her description.

The massage was of the quality I would pay for (she says is a former sports therapist) and even has a heated table which is so, so soothing. Her studio in her home is private as well as plenty of private parking. Only downside is that I was more turned off by the fact she wasnt who was in the pictures than how she actually looked.

https://tryst.link/massage/thegia

**ThrilHouse** · 02-07-23 17:48

No that sounds about right. I saw her presurgery she was better looking. If she has so many rules there shouldn't be allowing her this work. The apartment is cold as she doesn't live there.

Originally Posted by IglooNinja [View Original Post]

Maybe I caught her (Polish princess Kathy) on a bad day, but I had a VERY different experience when I saw her last week.

First of all, she was about 15 minutes late to the appointment. Not a huge deal, normally, but it was cold outside.

When I got to her apartment it was chilly, as was her personality. She seemed intimidated by me, which is odd, as no other provider seemed to be. I was wearing a polo shirt, black dress pants, and glasses. Not exactly the most threatening visage.

She's clearly in her 40's, and at least 20 lbs heavier than "her" pics.

She had me clean up and go to the bedroom where we both undressed.

She put on a cover and started the BJ. I asked if she could do it without and she said no.

A combination of the chilly room and chilly personality kept me from rising to the occasion for a bit, which annoyed her.

Eventually I was able to imagine something to get it up, and when I did, she ordered me to get on top of her.

I did so, and tried kissing her to help stimulate me. Her breath smelled and tasted like cigarettes and vodka. I tried sucking her left side and she said that it hurt.

I concentrated again and was able to finish.

Afterwards she seemed to soften a bit, and we talked for a few minutes, but I was eager to get out.

The whole thing, from the moment I walked in and the moment I left was about 15 minutes.

Absolutely the worst experience I've had in a long time. Worse than the "bait and switch" Asian apartments, which was at least cheap.

I really wish I walked away.

**SomeGuySnoopin** · 02-07-23 16:05

Met with Gia and I reflect what the others have said. She's a lovely woman, a good massage, and a good menu (BBBJ, CFS) for a good price. However, she is not who is in the pictures. There are even some new pictures added to her page (white shirt and g-string) that aren't her. The red top discreet pictures are her though. She is older and has some of the size to go with it. She even recently got cheaper and noted she is thick in her description.

The massage was of the quality I would pay for (she says is a former sports therapist) and even has a heated table which is so, so soothing. Her studio in her home is private as well as plenty of private parking. Only downside is that I was more turned off by the fact she wasnt who was in the pictures than how she actually looked.

https://tryst.link/massage/thegia

**Jinurso** · 02-07-23 13:34

Originally Posted by StraightEdge27 [View Original Post]

Guess what? I'm not vaxxed. I'll bet there are plenty other guys and providers who aren't vaxxed. If you're still so worried about getting Covid, you're in the wrong hobby and should probably just stay home and hide from the world.

Originally Posted by Bkmsw [View Original Post]

You do know many of these guys reading your thread has and will continue to BB girls who they are paying and many others are paying to have sex? If they're going BB do you think they care about a girl's vaccination status?

B.

All of that. And more importantly, it's far from clear that the accusation that she's not vaxed and anti-vaxxed is even true.

In any event there are so many antibodies floating around in either the form of vaccinations or from natural immunity that you have to be in absolutely terrible physical condition to end up in the ICU from COVID at this point, even if you're not vaxed yourself.

**Shorty58** · 02-07-23 12:36

Originally Posted by IglooNinja [View Original Post]

Maybe I caught her (Polish princess Kathy) on a bad day, but I had a VERY different experience when I saw her last week.

First of all, she was about 15 minutes late to the appointment. Not a huge deal, normally, but it was cold outside.

When I got to her apartment it was chilly, as was her personality. She seemed intimidated by me, which is odd, as no other provider seemed to be. I was wearing a polo shirt, black dress pants, and glasses. Not exactly the most threatening visage.

She's clearly in her 40's, and at least 20 lbs heavier than "her" pics.

She had me clean up and go to the bedroom where we both undressed.

She put on a cover and started the BJ. I asked if she could do it without and she said no.

A combination of the chilly room and chilly personality kept me from rising to the occasion for a bit, which annoyed her.

Eventually I was able to imagine something to get it up, and when I did, she ordered me to get on top of her.

I did so, and tried kissing her to help stimulate me. Her breath smelled and tasted like cigarettes and vodka. I tried sucking her left side and she said that it hurt.

I concentrated again and was able to finish.

Afterwards she seemed to soften a bit, and we talked for a few minutes, but I was eager to get out.

The whole thing, from the moment I walked in and the moment I left was about 15 minutes.

Absolutely the worst experience I've had in a long time. Worse than the "bait and switch" Asian apartments, which was at least cheap.

I really wish I walked away.

I've had a similar experience with Kathy, worse than my ex-wife. Cold as ice and not very sensual.

**Member #1117** · 02-07-23 12:32

Originally Posted by SDGuy1965 [View Original Post]

If you thoroughly read my post form last summer, she Cancelled on me, which I should be grateful.

However, my friend was not so fortunate.

This hobby should be SAFE as well as enjoyable.

Women like her take away that enjoyment, safety and security.

By the way, I'm guessing that the reason why she keeps asking for $1400 could have something to do with her living expenses? Or maybe she has recreational substance(s) issues?
Because it's too exact an amount to be random.

I have zero to add on Lily but wanted to clarify something. Only in well regulated world (think Europe), is this hobby remotely safe / secure. Here, this hobby is dangerous and you are taking inherent risks. In this country (and according to Dart), you are a criminal that associates with other criminals. Some of the people you may associate with break the law in many different facets of their lives. There are threats and risks all over the hobby. Being arrested, robbed, extorted, beat up, killed, doxxed, disease, and ripped off / given terrible service are just a handful of risks. Sure, you can try to minimize them as much as possible but any sort of safety or security is really delusional. I say this as not to scold, but more of a reality check.

**Bkmsw** · 02-07-23 12:13

https://escortbabylon.net/posts_list/2242761455/1

I left a more detail report in another thread but sometimes I know it will be missed. A nice QV is you don't mind some bad habits right in front of you before the deed is done. I got regular sex and she asked for 100 and accepted 80 as my counter. A longer report is in the Arlington Heights section.

B.

**Tela1980** · 02-07-23 11:59

Originally Posted by StraightEdge27 [View Original Post]

Guess what? I'm not vaxxed. I'll bet there are plenty other guys and providers who aren't vaxxed. If you're still so worried about getting Covid, you're in the wrong hobby and should probably just stay home and hide from the world.

Correct, like you said plenty of guys just like me. Surprised some people still think this is a thing.

**Bkmsw** · 02-07-23 11:54

Originally Posted by SDGuy1965 [View Original Post]

Truthfully, I'm NONE of those.

I'm just a guy who's trying to return the good karma that others have shared with me with their posts here.

And, if you do end up eventually hooking up with her, please don't end up like my friend, who's still in the ICU on the Critcial list.

Just remember. She's NOT vaccinated! She's an Anti-Vaxxer!

You do know many of these guys reading your thread has and will continue to BB girls who they are paying and many others are paying to have sex? If they're going BB do you think they care about a girl's vaccination status?

B.

**IglooNinja** · 02-07-23 09:51

Originally Posted by JayKay8 [View Original Post]

I saw her two years ago. She had a warm personality and followed directions well, and could hold a conversation. It felt like we had great chemistry and it showed in the way we fucked, but it could be that she's a decent actor. She's in her 40's, but body was still good. The only turn off was her huge and incredibly hard fake tits that she didn't like being touched because it hurt her. Menu included BBBJ, daty, kissing (not really dfk), cfs with multiple positions. I had to negotiate 2 pops with her and ended up agreeing to tip her for the second pop. I can't remember if cim / cof was on the table, but I finished once during mish, and once during BBBJ where she kind of jerked me off to a finish on her tongue.

Overall, I had a good time, but I never repeated because her incall is basically just south of O'Hare and very far from me, and the bad fake tits are a turn off. PM me if you need more info.

Maybe I caught her (Polish princess Kathy) on a bad day, but I had a VERY different experience when I saw her last week.

First of all, she was about 15 minutes late to the appointment. Not a huge deal, normally, but it was cold outside.

When I got to her apartment it was chilly, as was her personality. She seemed intimidated by me, which is odd, as no other provider seemed to be. I was wearing a polo shirt, black dress pants, and glasses. Not exactly the most threatening visage.

She's clearly in her 40's, and at least 20 lbs heavier than "her" pics.

She had me clean up and go to the bedroom where we both undressed.

She put on a cover and started the BJ. I asked if she could do it without and she said no.

A combination of the chilly room and chilly personality kept me from rising to the occasion for a bit, which annoyed her.

Eventually I was able to imagine something to get it up, and when I did, she ordered me to get on top of her.

I did so, and tried kissing her to help stimulate me. Her breath smelled and tasted like cigarettes and vodka. I tried sucking her left side and she said that it hurt.

I concentrated again and was able to finish.

Afterwards she seemed to soften a bit, and we talked for a few minutes, but I was eager to get out.

The whole thing, from the moment I walked in and the moment I left was about 15 minutes.

Absolutely the worst experience I've had in a long time. Worse than the "bait and switch" Asian apartments, which was at least cheap.

I really wish I walked away.

**StraightEdge27** · 02-07-23 00:15

Originally Posted by SDGuy1965 [View Original Post]

Maybe because she's not vaccinated and spreading COVID with all of the guys she's been hooking up with?

Maybe because of her anti-vax stance, she put one of my friends in the ICU in Critical Condition?

But, hey!

Maybe you're right. I'm the one who's messed up and obsessed?

Nope.

I'm just a guy who wants justice for my friend who could be dying in the hospital.

Guess what? I'm not vaxxed. I'll bet there are plenty other guys and providers who aren't vaxxed. If you're still so worried about getting Covid, you're in the wrong hobby and should probably just stay home and hide from the world.