Massage Parlor Reports

[Heartless Jay]

This was one of the worst experiences I had ever had. First of all you can hear how other people are being jerked off while getting the massage. Second massage was horrible, she literally was spreading the oil. After flip no playing no nothing she told she wants 60 for HJ. Which HJ was one of the worst, I was going to get my D and jerk myself it was that bad. Never ever I will step my food in that hole again. This place was getting good reviews here, I think either the owner or someone related to the place was writing them. Horrible place. The sheets had sperm marks on them, cleanliness was also a big question.

It sucks that you had a substandard experience, however my visits to Bali have been positive ones. First off, hearing other mongers getting stroked or slapping their meat against their girl's ass is kind of the norm. How many places discussed on this forum have only curtains dividing the beds, and at least Bali has hard walls. As for stained sheets, I'll have to look more closely next time. It's usually so dark in there I can't find my shoes. And yo yo has taken good care of me during the massage. No shortage on time, and she does a nice job on my neck, like a traction experience. My only knock on her is that access to extras is limited. Trusted mongers report getting a BJ from her, but I haven't been that lucky. Haven't even gotten her pants down. One general comment I can make on Bali, there are at least 2 PPS lurking around, outside and inside, walking up and down the halls. Sometimes hear then talking on the phone. Kind of gives me the willies. But hey, that's the beauty of OC, when you have a shitty experience at one shop, you have dozens more to choose from.

[Hornilius69]

Stopped by a massage place located upstairs on Bolsa. I paid 40 for the full hour massage. I got LeeLee or Lilly with a slim body and tight pant. She looks around mid 40's and decent looking. Massage was okay, but she used too many oil, which I don't like. During the massage, I heard another monger was moaning in the next room. LOL! On the flipped, I negotiated for a BJ with clothes off. She said, "Come back again for more action because another Monger was calling her phone nonstop". I will repeat for sure.

[AlCapone2006]

This place has YoYo and Coco.

https://nightfunpages.com/santa-ana-...-442-291-9731/

Yoyo got big c Cups. No FS. But good. He.

Total $130 w tip and top off.

Will try coco next time.

[Amilici69]

This was one of the worst experiences I had ever had. First of all you can hear how other people are being jerked off while getting the massage. Second massage was horrible, she literally was spreading the oil. After flip no playing no nothing she told she wants 60 for HJ. Which HJ was one of the worst, I was going to get my D and jerk myself it was that bad. Never ever I will step my food in that hole again. This place was getting good reviews here, I think either the owner or someone related to the place was writing them. Horrible place. The sheets had sperm marks on them, cleanliness was also a big question.

Same experience. Was confused what was so special? She is average at best looking. Wears a mask. Thick fake leather pants / boa over her shirt. Zero access to anything. Confused why people recommended her so much here.

[BigBoDonk]

She does FS for 100, but really not worth it. Weird part is that she always tries to claim that she is Japanese, while clearly she is not Overall weird place.

Stopped by one of my regular haunts. With one of my ATFs away on vacay, I wanted to see how her super pretty co-worker was.

Greeted by the no-English mature without any looks to talk about, Anna pops her head in to see if she can help translate. I ask if she (Anna) is available, I get 30 minutes.

Quite a good massage, good pressure, long strokes. Felt around a bit before the oil to see if she could find anything to focus on (she did).

On the flip she starts a too-oily HJ, which quickly devolved into a jackhammer. Allowed OTC but no more. Granny panties, made of what I could only describe as some combination of silk and Kevlar -- it was like feeling her ass through a soft chastity belt. Her technique was bad enough I had to ask her to stop before she gave me blisters.

Anna is an average-skinny, very sexy, and supremely pretty, average height Chinese gal with what looked like B cups. You'll know her when you see her- she's the one with that stylish swept-forward short-in-the-back-long-in-the-front haircut that many Chinese women like, that IMO looks very elegant. Very nice, friendly, with a pleasant personality.

30/30 + 40 tip. Recommend for good massage by a pretty Chinese, not for any extras or even the HJ.

[BigBoDonk]

This was one of the worst experiences I had ever had. First of all you can hear how other people are being jerked off while getting the massage. Second massage was horrible, she literally was spreading the oil. After flip no playing no nothing she told she wants 60 for HJ. Which HJ was one of the worst, I was going to get my D and jerk myself it was that bad. Never ever I will step my food in that hole again. This place was getting good reviews here, I think either the owner or someone related to the place was writing them. Horrible place. The sheets had sperm marks on them, cleanliness was also a big question.

[BigErection]

Has anyone been to BFF lately? I remember it getting rave reviews when it first popped on the scene. Then in late 2021 they had an instagram account and were advertising themselves as a Honey Spa type nuru joint. I went a couple times and really enjoyed it but they stopped posting on the account long ago. Sandalwood something I think it was called? I don't see it anymore.

What's it like now? I haven't seen anyone mention it in a very long time.

The original owner sold it. She got tired and wasn't much money in the biz. She was a sexy MILF, smaller flat ass but nice tits and pussy. Think she's out of the bizz.

[Grimmy23]

The good, the bad, and the ugly.

They have become excellent at bringing in clean sheets that smell fresh at the start of a session. Unlike downstairs which virtually never changes sheets.

The issue there is that use rags to clean up various body fluids, and those are not laundered between customers. They seem to hand rinse them during the session. Just look in the washing machine in the bathroom and you seem some sheets (surprisingly few though), and not a single jizz rag.

Most Asian homes and businesses have tile or wood floors which can be cleaned well with no place for. But for some reason BW has carpet which hides dust and mites, but is often wet from slopping water.

Sheets are a big problem at all of these places. I've pointed it out here many times, and I own a legit spa so I'm very aware of the logistics involved. I've always gone to Bamboo early in the day, and the sheets always seem fresh. At least I've never seen stains on them and they don't smell fresh. The thing is they only have one washing machine, which is in the bathroom and I've never once seen it running. They have no dryer on premises. Unless you have a high capacity commercial washing machine, you can only wash about 5 sheets at a time, or maybe 6 if you cram them in there. That's an hour wash time for 5 or maybe 6 sheets. Figure they see what, 40-50 customers a day at least? That's 8-10 hours of washing time for the day's sheets. It's impossible even if you have a washer and dryer on site working non-stop from open to close. You use more sheets in an hour than you have the capacity to wash.

I have heard from multiple sources that have seen BW girls arriving at the start of the day with baskets full of clean sheets. Awesome. But no way they're taking a full day's worth of sheets home at the end of the day and bringing them all back clean in the morning. The time and logistics don't work out. So like every other spa in the hobby industry, they're doing something to cut corners. Possibly re-using sheets that don't get jizzed on. They have to be, because there simply is no other way. Legit spas like mine get around it by using a linen service. We don't even attempt to wash sheets because we can't. We wash all of our own towels, and that requires a washing machine and dryer that run constantly all day long.

So yes, BW is very clean compared to many other places in the industry, but they're not up to health department standards either. I've seen many places blatantly not change the sheets between clients, and I'm sure most of you have as well. BW does change them, but I would bet very good money that some of them get sprayed with Febreze and re-used later in the day. It doesn't bother me too much, or at least it has never kept me away.

[Chhnk]

I'm going to just refer to this one as "Shell," since the only identifiers for it are "the one behind the Shell station. ".

Lesson learned: Always bring more than the standard rate. (This is something I do almost religiously, but opted for exact change this time. Whoops.).

Walked in, waited around for what seemed like an hour, finally got let in by a short, cute, 30-something spinner in a tight green dress. Found out later she goes by Angela or something similar. Led me to a room, told me 40 for 30 minutes, I handed her $120, and she left.

Seven minutes later in walks the youngest (low-20's) and 2nd-hottest babe I've seen yet. After picking my jaw off the floor and screwing my eyeballs back in their sockets so I could non-stop stare at her, we got to arguing price. Like, really arguing. Not negotiation. Argument. She's trying to tell me 120 is for CBJ, 200 for CFS, to which I stand my ground and tell her no, it's 120 flat rate for CFS. Had I not left the rest in my car, I would have met her halfway. As I said- lesson learned.

Arguing done, we move onto the appetizer- a CBJ with a 12-sizes-too-small jimmy. She swaps that for a better-fitting one for the main course. She was not into it at all, batting away any moves I made to suck or even touch her tits. She came quick and squeezed me hard, and then made sure I knew she wanted me to finish quick. I obliged, but only to get away from her attitude.

It's really too bad she had such major attitude. She was so young and hot I would have loved to spend a couple hours pounding her.

On the way out she told me her name was Nana, and introducd me to Angela or Angelica or something.

If you are looking a sure-thing CFS, this is the place. If you are looking for the youngest, hottest babe who is a near-perfct 10 (her legs were strangely large for the rest of her body) , Nana is your girl. Just be ready for argument and attitude.

I saw Yoyo last time, who was slightly older, slightly less hot, not at all argumentative, and had only very slight attitude. I think Angela is the MMS. Both my visits had only two girls working.

Word is getting out. This place is pretty busy now. I caught at least five of you there during today's visit.

What are the cross streets of the shell station??

[Alowicious]

Stopped by one of my regular haunts. With one of my ATFs away on vacay, I wanted to see how her super pretty co-worker was.

Greeted by the no-English mature without any looks to talk about, Anna pops her head in to see if she can help translate. I ask if she (Anna) is available, I get 30 minutes.

Quite a good massage, good pressure, long strokes. Felt around a bit before the oil to see if she could find anything to focus on (she did).

On the flip she starts a too-oily HJ, which quickly devolved into a jackhammer. Allowed OTC but no more. Granny panties, made of what I could only describe as some combination of silk and Kevlar -- it was like feeling her ass through a soft chastity belt. Her technique was bad enough I had to ask her to stop before she gave me blisters.

Anna is an average-skinny, very sexy, and supremely pretty, average height Chinese gal with what looked like B cups. You'll know her when you see her- she's the one with that stylish swept-forward short-in-the-back-long-in-the-front haircut that many Chinese women like, that IMO looks very elegant. Very nice, friendly, with a pleasant personality.

30/30 + 40 tip. Recommend for good massage by a pretty Chinese, not for any extras or even the HJ.

[Sticker]

Has anyone been to BFF lately? I haven't seen anyone mention it in a very long time.

Well it hasn't been all that long that I've talked about it. I consider it a solid plan B, when my ATF isn't available (and no, I don't share her info). So BFF is convenient, just a mile or two from South Coast Plaza, and good-looking mid-30's Chinese girls. Covered BJ and FS for $120; or with the BBBJ option for another Jackson. I've managed a bit more there with one of them, but YMMV.

[Mhsm2014]

Hey Shy. Welcome to the OC. I have been traveling to NY pretty consistently for several years, and I am sorry to say there are no places like NYAF, DDY, WSD, or Pleasure Palace here. Not even close! I am not a FS guy, and can't bring myself to spend $300+ for all the special services; however, I do read boards and you will be hard pressed to find what you are looking for here.

I am sure some of the other more senior Mongers can give you tips on younger FS masseuses. If you search this board, you will find reference to a couple like:

* Massage place behind the THH sandwich shop on Ball & Euclid.

* Coconut Massage in Santa Ana.

* BFF Massage (second floor corner) on the corner of Main St and Warren in Santa Ana. Off of Central Ave.

Seniors, I hope I did you justice with these recommendations.

Good luck Shy!

Has anyone been to BFF lately? I remember it getting rave reviews when it first popped on the scene. Then in late 2021 they had an instagram account and were advertising themselves as a Honey Spa type nuru joint. I went a couple times and really enjoyed it but they stopped posting on the account long ago. Sandalwood something I think it was called? I don't see it anymore.

What's it like now? I haven't seen anyone mention it in a very long time.

[Alowicious]

Can personally vouch for THH and Coconut. I'll add to your list Shell (see previous post) , at the corner of Tustin Ave. And 4th Street in SanTana.

Hey Shy. Welcome to the OC. I have been traveling to NY pretty consistently for several years, and I am sorry to say there are no places like NYAF, DDY, WSD, or Pleasure Palace here. Not even close! I am not a FS guy, and can't bring myself to spend $300+ for all the special services; however, I do read boards and you will be hard pressed to find what you are looking for here.

I am sure some of the other more senior Mongers can give you tips on younger FS masseuses. If you search this board, you will find reference to a couple like:

* Massage place behind the THH sandwich shop on Ball & Euclid.

* Coconut Massage in Santa Ana.

* BFF Massage (second floor corner) on the corner of Main St and Warren in Santa Ana. Off of Central Ave.

Seniors, I hope I did you justice with these recommendations.

Good luck Shy!

[Alowicious]

I'm going to just refer to this one as "Shell," since the only identifiers for it are "the one behind the Shell station. ".

Lesson learned: Always bring more than the standard rate. (This is something I do almost religiously, but opted for exact change this time. Whoops.).

Walked in, waited around for what seemed like an hour, finally got let in by a short, cute, 30-something spinner in a tight green dress. Found out later she goes by Angela or something similar. Led me to a room, told me 40 for 30 minutes, I handed her $120, and she left.

Seven minutes later in walks the youngest (low-20's) and 2nd-hottest babe I've seen yet. After picking my jaw off the floor and screwing my eyeballs back in their sockets so I could non-stop stare at her, we got to arguing price. Like, really arguing. Not negotiation. Argument. She's trying to tell me 120 is for CBJ, 200 for CFS, to which I stand my ground and tell her no, it's 120 flat rate for CFS. Had I not left the rest in my car, I would have met her halfway. As I said- lesson learned.

Arguing done, we move onto the appetizer- a CBJ with a 12-sizes-too-small jimmy. She swaps that for a better-fitting one for the main course. She was not into it at all, batting away any moves I made to suck or even touch her tits. She came quick and squeezed me hard, and then made sure I knew she wanted me to finish quick. I obliged, but only to get away from her attitude.

It's really too bad she had such major attitude. She was so young and hot I would have loved to spend a couple hours pounding her.

On the way out she told me her name was Nana, and introducd me to Angela or Angelica or something.

If you are looking a sure-thing CFS, this is the place. If you are looking for the youngest, hottest babe who is a near-perfct 10 (her legs were strangely large for the rest of her body) , Nana is your girl. Just be ready for argument and attitude.

I saw Yoyo last time, who was slightly older, slightly less hot, not at all argumentative, and had only very slight attitude. I think Angela is the MMS. Both my visits had only two girls working.

Word is getting out. This place is pretty busy now. I caught at least five of you there during today's visit.

[HandyLover]

Hello Gents.

I'm Visiting home (born and raised FV) in two months and I was wondering what are the spots for young GFE FS spas? I monger in NYC, so my expectations are pretty high. Any spots worth checking out? Or am I better off saving my cash?

Hey Shy. Welcome to the OC. I have been traveling to NY pretty consistently for several years, and I am sorry to say there are no places like NYAF, DDY, WSD, or Pleasure Palace here. Not even close! I am not a FS guy, and can't bring myself to spend $300+ for all the special services; however, I do read boards and you will be hard pressed to find what you are looking for here.

I am sure some of the other more senior Mongers can give you tips on younger FS masseuses. If you search this board, you will find reference to a couple like:

* Massage place behind the THH sandwich shop on Ball & Euclid.

* Coconut Massage in Santa Ana.

* BFF Massage (second floor corner) on the corner of Main St and Warren in Santa Ana. Off of Central Ave.

Seniors, I hope I did you justice with these recommendations.

Good luck Shy!