Massage Parlor Reports

[PhilAShow]

Slammer, my friend, that is not my experience with Bamboo Wood. I have found it to be very clean.

Cheers.

NG99.

LOL. He's referring to a specific incident where I inadvertently shot a load into one of our friend's eyes. She aimed it away and for a few moments that stuff was flying everywhere. She was angry I didn't warn her. My bad, but I said it was her fault. Why my fault? Because you were the one aiming it. I threw some gasoline on the fire when I spotted some dripping off her hair and started laughing. I apologized and left an exorbitant tip. We were laughing at the end. And I agree. The girls do a great job keeping the linens fresh.

[Mr Plumber]

I found myself in Westminster on Saturday during all of the Tet celebrations. Fireworks were going off everywhere!

Based on some of the post here I decided to try out Total Health there on Brookhurst.

When I got there the old man at the desk said Amy was busy, wait 10 min.

So I got ready in the room and snoozed.

About 5 min later another monger went into the next room and got a 10 min HJ from Amy. Since this place is just curtains I could hear everything!

So that was weird.

A few minutes later "Amy" popped in the room. 50's Chinese lady. Dark black hair. Stick figure frame.

Message was ok.

I had read that rimjobs were available here. On the flip she offered FS but that body style isn't my thing. So I offered one Benjamin for a BJ.

What is nice about her is she does BBBJCIM. She spent a lot of time licking my balls and taint, but didn't go for the RJ.

I busted a two week load in her mouth. She almost drowned!

I may repeat for more BBBJ. But will be more direct in asking for a RJ.

Does that sound like the "Amy" who has been posted about here??

Sounds like you've been "Lulu'd". Certainly not the 'real' Amy. Not Helen either as she's not a stick figure by any means. Lulu does a good job on the BBBJ and BLS and, as noted, will allow a tonsil splash to finish. If you enjoyed Lulu, schedule an early / first customer of the day (Mon-Fri only) with the 'blonde highlights' Amy. Your pecker will be that much happier.

[SeekingSex]

Good morning gents. As a recent transplant to your fine region, I have contributed nothing to this community (nor anyplace else for quite a while) so feel free to disregard this request with impunity. For those willing to help me out though, read on.

I was wondering if anyone might recommend a place that offers an outstanding massage in a nice, clean environment that might be talked into or at least not be horrified at the prospect of a handy. That's it. Don't want full service. Just want a really good massage from a reasonably attractive woman and at least the chance to address the inevitable physiological response that such massages seem to generate for me.

I'll take my response off air.

Orange Skin & Body Care · 41X W Lincoln Ave. Orange, CA 928XX.

All the girls there give good massage and he. Nice clean place and did I say, I really like their massages.

[Sticker]

Just open the door and come on in. No prob. I just hate the walk when parking is full. I "pretend" to head for the computer repair shop but walk past it. Hehehe.

Since my aforementioned visit at Sakura wasn't phenomenal, today I drove over to that funky ass-looking chiro / wellness place across the street. But one of you mofos beat me to the punch and walked in right as I was parking. Bastard. Knowing these places don't have much in the way of multiple options or line-ups these days, I don't follow anyone in.

So as an alternate, I ventured over to Six Star near Tustin Village Way, since it's convenient to my locale. Hadn't been there in a year, and now it might be another year before I try again. A much-less-than-stellar MILF brought me back, and I should have bailed then and there. Hovering around 40, Asian with dyed blonde / pinkish hair, she was carrying an extra 20 lbs and didn't smell fresh as a daisy. Given that my time to play was limited, I just went with it. Paid $120 up front (she asked for $140), and then had one of the least satisfying FS experience in all my mongering years. More than 1000 providers, and that's being modest.

She wants to put on a cheap-ass condom before I'm full inflated; then a pitiful CBJ, then bends over the massage table and guides me in. Yes, I'm on the wide side, but even with her pre-lubed, I could barely squeeze in. Not because she's virgin-like, but because she was vaginally cock-blocking, squeezing her thighs together and allowing me minimal access. Hated it. So I laid her flat on the table for mish; but it was no better. All the while she's whispering, "oh yeah, baby, so good!" Not.

Turned her over for doggy, but again, she squeezed her thighs together, rather than spreading wide to allow full access. I gave up, pulled off my Magnum and had her jackhammer to a finish. Yeah, I came, but only because I hyper-focused on some porn I'd viewed on my laptop in the morning. Oh, and did I mention she had a certain odor about her.

Be afraid, be very afraid.

[Nice Guy 99]

Just go to Young Zi in Westminster. You might get your rocks off there maybe. Or bamboo wood not the cleanest. You could be laying in somebody's jiz.

Slammer, my friend, that is not my experience with Bamboo Wood. I have found it to be very clean.

Cheers.

NG99.

[Nice Guy 99]

I found myself in Westminster on Saturday during all of the Tet celebrations. Fireworks were going off everywhere!

Based on some of the post here I decided to try out Total Health there on Brookhurst.

When I got there the old man at the desk said Amy was busy, wait 10 min.

So I got ready in the room and snoozed.

About 5 min later another monger went into the next room and got a 10 min HJ from Amy. Since this place is just curtains I could hear everything!

So that was weird.

A few minutes later "Amy" popped in the room. 50's Chinese lady. Dark black hair. Stick figure frame.

Message was ok.

I had read that rimjobs were available here. On the flip she offered FS but that body style isn't my thing. So I offered one Benjamin for a BJ.

That's not the Amy that we all love. Our Amy doesn't work weekends and she works truncated shifts on weekdays. When you know her you'll know why. I understand, second hand, that TH.

Has 3 girls that go by Amy.

NG99.

[DaviSaw]

Passing through the area for this one and figured at least to TOFTT in a worse case. The place is in a small strip mall with a couple of food places so there is a lot of coming and going so if you are looking for a discrete in and out it may be tough to do under the radar. Looks like the place use to be a real legit spa with large open reception desk / area in the front.

Went in on a Sat afternoon, contacted through text and had Wenni respond. Scheduled my time to arrive and checked prior to going in. When in the place, it seemed there was only the one person working and shown the room, standard. 4 hhr /. 6 hr door fees. She was a short dress with a lot of non-contrained cleavage on show and left me to undress, but was back at the door within one minute and acted surprised I couldn't just wave a wand and have everything off. She quickly returned again but just told her to stay as not like I'm expecting her to see everything later anyway.

After some "first time here?" "where you find out place?" std conversation, and some very quick and half assed massage lasting prob 3-4 min at best with no issue of roaming up the dress to determine only a very skimpy panty other than the dress, she moved on to fingernail teasing allowing all over / under access and asked about flip quickly. On the flip, discussing donation, she was pushing for $$ but worked down to $. 4 with just the steadfast "All I have on me", and had laid it out prior on the side table. She took it and left the room to come back minus what little there was under the dress at the beginning. Industrial alcohol spray bottle used for hands and johnny, then on to fun.

She was vocal to a point that if someone else was around I'd be concerned, and the place on the other side of the wall was closed so that wouldn't been an issue. There was some hurry up mentions throughout the session as I guess with her being the only one if someone walked in that could pose a problem, but then is that my fault for their bad planning? .

Info again: Wenni - 5-ish foot high, nice set of Cs with great nips, and meaty down below (something to really play with). CBJ, FOV no DATY, FIV, but seemed loved nips and lips played with.

4 + $. 4.

Not a bad visit, but also not knowing if she was pushing for $$ since there wasn't any choices beyond her that day or if that is the norm with that location, I don't want to have to deal with negotiating every time, it just kills the mood; especially since there are other places that may be a bit more of of my way that $. 2/ 4 is the norm and no haggling has to be done.

[FrankSmith666]

For the many of you who sent me a PM on this, please forgive the radio silence. We initially got postponed to 1/24, then she got sick over the weekend and we are still discussing a new date. It will likely be on a Tuesday in the IE. I'll re-post when we have a new date. Again, sorry for the late update. I'm not going to reply to all the PMs, so please accept this "group notice."

HH69.

Can you on a pic of this MILF.

[Bronco]

Just go to Young Zi in Westminster. You might get your rocks off there maybe. Or bamboo wood not the cleanest. You could be laying in somebody's jiz.

Bamboo Wood is actually very clean.

[PhilAShow]

Just don't go after Phil the thrill leaves. There's rumors he'll spray the curtains and pillows.

Hey. Not my fault. She was the one holding the hose. LOL. Time to take out the trash Slammer.

[Slammer6008]

Just go to Young Zi in Westminster. You might get your rocks off there maybe. Or bamboo wood not the cleanest. You could be laying in somebody's jiz.

Just don't go after Phil the thrill leaves. There's rumors he'll spray the curtains and pillows.

[Slammer6008]

Good morning gents. As a recent transplant to your fine region, I have contributed nothing to this community (nor anyplace else for quite a while) so feel free to disregard this request with impunity. For those willing to help me out though, read on.

I was wondering if anyone might recommend a place that offers an outstanding massage in a nice, clean environment that might be talked into or at least not be horrified at the prospect of a handy. That's it. Don't want full service. Just want a really good massage from a reasonably attractive woman and at least the chance to address the inevitable physiological response that such massages seem to generate for me.

I'll take my response off air.

Just go to Young Zi in Westminster. You might get your rocks off there maybe. Or bamboo wood not the cleanest. You could be laying in somebody's jiz.

[Slammer6008]

I found myself in Westminster on Saturday during all of the Tet celebrations. Fireworks were going off everywhere!

Based on some of the post here I decided to try out Total Health there on Brookhurst.

When I got there the old man at the desk said Amy was busy, wait 10 min.

So I got ready in the room and snoozed.

About 5 min later another monger went into the next room and got a 10 min HJ from Amy. Since this place is just curtains I could hear everything!

So that was weird.

A few minutes later "Amy" popped in the room. 50's Chinese lady. Dark black hair. Stick figure frame.

Message was ok.

I had read that rimjobs were available here. On the flip she offered FS but that body style isn't my thing. So I offered one Benjamin for a BJ.

What is nice about her is she does BBBJCIM. She spent a lot of time licking my balls and taint, but didn't go for the RJ.

I busted a two week load in her mouth. She almost drowned!

I may repeat for more BBBJ. But will be more direct in asking for a RJ.

Does that sound like the "Amy" who has been posted about here??

It sounds like Amy but I don't think it's Amy.

[FlipOnOver]

I found myself in Westminster on Saturday during all of the Tet celebrations. Fireworks were going off everywhere!

Based on some of the post here I decided to try out Total Health there on Brookhurst.

When I got there the old man at the desk said Amy was busy, wait 10 min.

So I got ready in the room and snoozed.

About 5 min later another monger went into the next room and got a 10 min HJ from Amy. Since this place is just curtains I could hear everything!

So that was weird.

A few minutes later "Amy" popped in the room. 50's Chinese lady. Dark black hair. Stick figure frame.

Message was ok.

I had read that rimjobs were available here. On the flip she offered FS but that body style isn't my thing. So I offered one Benjamin for a BJ.

What is nice about her is she does BBBJCIM. She spent a lot of time licking my balls and taint, but didn't go for the RJ.

I busted a two week load in her mouth. She almost drowned!

I may repeat for more BBBJ. But will be more direct in asking for a RJ.

Does that sound like the "Amy" who has been posted about here??

[Glaucon]

Good morning gents. As a recent transplant to your fine region, I have contributed nothing to this community (nor anyplace else for quite a while) so feel free to disregard this request with impunity. For those willing to help me out though, read on.

I was wondering if anyone might recommend a place that offers an outstanding massage in a nice, clean environment that might be talked into or at least not be horrified at the prospect of a handy. That's it. Don't want full service. Just want a really good massage from a reasonably attractive woman and at least the chance to address the inevitable physiological response that such massages seem to generate for me.

I'll take my response off air.