Massage Parlor Reports

[FrankSmith666]

For the many of you who sent me a PM on this, please forgive the radio silence. We initially got postponed to 1/24, then she got sick over the weekend and we are still discussing a new date. It will likely be on a Tuesday in the IE. I'll re-post when we have a new date. Again, sorry for the late update. I'm not going to reply to all the PMs, so please accept this "group notice."

HH69.

Can you on a pic of this MILF.

[Bronco]

Just go to Young Zi in Westminster. You might get your rocks off there maybe. Or bamboo wood not the cleanest. You could be laying in somebody's jiz.

Bamboo Wood is actually very clean.

[PhilAShow]

Just don't go after Phil the thrill leaves. There's rumors he'll spray the curtains and pillows.

Hey. Not my fault. She was the one holding the hose. LOL. Time to take out the trash Slammer.

[Slammer6008]

Just go to Young Zi in Westminster. You might get your rocks off there maybe. Or bamboo wood not the cleanest. You could be laying in somebody's jiz.

Just don't go after Phil the thrill leaves. There's rumors he'll spray the curtains and pillows.

[Slammer6008]

Good morning gents. As a recent transplant to your fine region, I have contributed nothing to this community (nor anyplace else for quite a while) so feel free to disregard this request with impunity. For those willing to help me out though, read on.

I was wondering if anyone might recommend a place that offers an outstanding massage in a nice, clean environment that might be talked into or at least not be horrified at the prospect of a handy. That's it. Don't want full service. Just want a really good massage from a reasonably attractive woman and at least the chance to address the inevitable physiological response that such massages seem to generate for me.

I'll take my response off air.

Just go to Young Zi in Westminster. You might get your rocks off there maybe. Or bamboo wood not the cleanest. You could be laying in somebody's jiz.

[Slammer6008]

I found myself in Westminster on Saturday during all of the Tet celebrations. Fireworks were going off everywhere!

Based on some of the post here I decided to try out Total Health there on Brookhurst.

When I got there the old man at the desk said Amy was busy, wait 10 min.

So I got ready in the room and snoozed.

About 5 min later another monger went into the next room and got a 10 min HJ from Amy. Since this place is just curtains I could hear everything!

So that was weird.

A few minutes later "Amy" popped in the room. 50's Chinese lady. Dark black hair. Stick figure frame.

Message was ok.

I had read that rimjobs were available here. On the flip she offered FS but that body style isn't my thing. So I offered one Benjamin for a BJ.

What is nice about her is she does BBBJCIM. She spent a lot of time licking my balls and taint, but didn't go for the RJ.

I busted a two week load in her mouth. She almost drowned!

I may repeat for more BBBJ. But will be more direct in asking for a RJ.

Does that sound like the "Amy" who has been posted about here??

It sounds like Amy but I don't think it's Amy.

[FlipOnOver]

I found myself in Westminster on Saturday during all of the Tet celebrations. Fireworks were going off everywhere!

Based on some of the post here I decided to try out Total Health there on Brookhurst.

When I got there the old man at the desk said Amy was busy, wait 10 min.

So I got ready in the room and snoozed.

About 5 min later another monger went into the next room and got a 10 min HJ from Amy. Since this place is just curtains I could hear everything!

So that was weird.

A few minutes later "Amy" popped in the room. 50's Chinese lady. Dark black hair. Stick figure frame.

Message was ok.

I had read that rimjobs were available here. On the flip she offered FS but that body style isn't my thing. So I offered one Benjamin for a BJ.

What is nice about her is she does BBBJCIM. She spent a lot of time licking my balls and taint, but didn't go for the RJ.

I busted a two week load in her mouth. She almost drowned!

I may repeat for more BBBJ. But will be more direct in asking for a RJ.

Does that sound like the "Amy" who has been posted about here??

[Glaucon]

Good morning gents. As a recent transplant to your fine region, I have contributed nothing to this community (nor anyplace else for quite a while) so feel free to disregard this request with impunity. For those willing to help me out though, read on.

I was wondering if anyone might recommend a place that offers an outstanding massage in a nice, clean environment that might be talked into or at least not be horrified at the prospect of a handy. That's it. Don't want full service. Just want a really good massage from a reasonably attractive woman and at least the chance to address the inevitable physiological response that such massages seem to generate for me.

I'll take my response off air.

[DarkRoomDaddy]

Head up to Westminster. Seal Beach is not monger friendly. Come across Westminster boulevard. Once you pass the naval weapons station there are probably 20 shops on Westminster Blvd in the next four miles. VT is popular. 5 Star down and dirty. Happy Happiest. A couple of FS shops north side between Goldenwest and Beach. One by One between Beach and Newland.

From the 405 and Westminster to the east. 4 miles as you said. But somewhere around Brookhurst as you drive down Westminster it becomes Garden Grove (e. G. Air & LL), then at some point Santa Ana. So "Happy Ending Blvd" actually crosses a few cities. Then you can go down on Brookhurst with numerous options. Parallel to Westminster about a mile south is Bolsa, but it seems the endings are not as happy in general, but there are still a few.

[BimmyJarkley]

I've had experiences with a few girls at Haven and they were fantastic (Adalyn, Kelly), so when someone recommended Angelina I figured I'd give her a shot.

She was literally the worst nuru experience I've ever had. First of all, her face looks like she's been stung by multiple bees. Botoxed with lip filler to where she looks almost lizard-like. The room we were in was really cold so it would have been nice if she had gone full b2 b (like virtually all nuru providers do), but she stayed really distant and "hands only" the whole time I was on my back. After the flip was no different. She said "you can touch but don't touch my face," then continued to be super distant with her body and mechanical with her hands. It was literally the least arousing thing I've ever experienced. Covered her fee then left before time was up. Most of the girls let you get dressed in private afterward but she insisted on staying and watching me, which was really weird.

Not recommended.

[Bastard Chorum]

Here's the question: I've been mongering for more than 20 years here in OC, and this type of service, with the girl getting naked, receiving DATY, and then nothing more than a hand job to finish things up is pretty standard for Chinese MILFs working in local parlors. Even so, I'm always a bit baffled why they won't reciprocate with a BJ after I've treated them well. I'm well-groomed, in good shape and have been complimented on my unit many times, so what gives? Do they think that just accepting DATY and nothing more, somehow makes them not a true provider, maybe a little more legal? It seems when a provider will cross the line and do the BJ, most of the time FS is then on the table.

If anyone has any insights on the above, I'm all ears. Unless, of course, I'm up to my ears in muff.

Here's my take on this. Every provider's going to have a line that they won't cross. To them, it's X dollars to do why acts and no more. Just because they allow DATY doesn't mean they will reciprocate the gesture if they aren't offering. This is not a normal relationship of give and take, but a monetary transaction to pay for play. Negotiate beforehand so everyone is comfortable and everything is clear. I'm fairly certain that most aren't doing this because they enjoy it regardless of the compliments coming out of their mouth.

[Heartless Jay]

What is the best day and time of the week to visit an AMP? I usually go early in the day on a weekday but don't know if I'm missing out. Thanks!

All I can offer is that it's best to spend some time reading reports, and then call ahead and make an appointment with the girl of your choice. The only time I'd say first thing in the morning is best, is if you want FS. I just don't like going 2nd, much less 10th, especially if you're going for BB.

[Heartless Jay]

1) not to have a discussion on Lucy, she either is or isn't your cup of tea. Recently though she has been rather lack luster. Greek is seemingly off the table, last time we did she was def trying to avoid it. Last 2 visits, hard no. Also been rather rush. I frequent her for the quality of service, with these changes I may be avoiding for awhile. She also is asking $. 40 now. Will take $. 20 but does mention the higher cost every time..

This is good information, thank you. I too have been known to indulge in Lucy, maybe once a year or so when the urge comes over me. Her main draw is her attitude, eagerness to please, her low price, and of course the post fuck foot massage, which I happily snore through. If she's raising prices while cutting services, she's now a hard pass for me.

[Heartless Jay]

Here's the question: I've been mongering for more than 20 years here in OC, and this type of service, with the girl getting naked, receiving DATY, and then nothing more than a hand job to finish things up is pretty standard for Chinese MILFs working in local parlors. Even so, I'm always a bit baffled why they won't reciprocate with a BJ after I've treated them well. I'm well-groomed, in good shape and have been complimented on my unit many times, so what gives? Do they think that just accepting DATY and nothing more, somehow makes them not a true provider, maybe a little more legal? It seems when a provider will cross the line and do the BJ, most of the time FS is then on the table.

If anyone has any insights on the above, I'm all ears. Unless, of course, I'm up to my ears in muff.

I'm with you on this, a bit baffled and frustrated by how and where some providers draw the line, maybe to convince themselves they're not a complete wh-.

Kind of lke the chastity promise teenage girls take with regard to use of their pussy, all the while allowing access to all other holes.

[HeadHunter1969]

For the many of you who sent me a PM on this, please forgive the radio silence. We initially got postponed to 1/24, then she got sick over the weekend and we are still discussing a new date. It will likely be on a Tuesday in the IE. I'll re-post when we have a new date. Again, sorry for the late update. I'm not going to reply to all the PMs, so please accept this "group notice."

HH69.