LA LA Land Bullshit and Fight Club

[PriscillaM]

Clear your inbox before I banish you to Downey.

I was in Downey recently. I had to pee like my dick was a levee during Katrina. So I went to the Albertson's near the McDonalds, not too far from the bob's big boy. Because I was hungry, and not a savage, after using the head, I went to the deli counter. I will not even go into the travesty of the fish counter at the Albertson's but let's just say I could be a lot taller by standing on their shoulders.

Anyhow, I saw that lemon caprese was on sale, but I actually wanted to cross fade, kind of like on fentanyl and meth, so I said I was only going to get 2/3 of a pound of the lemon pasta, saving some room for perhaps the cole slaw. So the fucken zoomer behind the counter asked his boss. How much is 2/3 of a pound and the zoomer boss said that is. 66. So I made a nasty comment - "I guess you went to publc school" - the zoomer went off on me and said, yeah, I went to fucken public school and I had a baseball scholarship but my knee got busted and on and on like a typical zoomer, but to say he did not take a liking to me is to say that the girls in the hot young Asian may be old farts.

Needless to say, I did not order a second salad for fear he would shit in it.

Fuck downey.

[FiatVoluptas]

Clear your inbox before I banish you to Downey.

[FiatVoluptas]

Simp is also specifically a Reddit term for a particular kind of pussy that looks like Homer Simpson's mouth: https://www.reddit.com/r/simps/.

I don't really think the term is that deep and the meaning can be derived from the context in this case.

A "fat innie" pussy--a thing of beauty in my book.

[FlakeUmms]

Simp is also specifically a Reddit term for a particular kind of pussy that looks like Homer Simpson's mouth: https://www.reddit.com/r/simps/.

I don't really think the term is that deep and the meaning can be derived from the context in this case.

[PumpNDump]

SIMP, a slang word most likely derived from simpleton. In slang terms it means the man is "whipped or pussy whipped". I got a buddy that is a simp, if his ol' lady says jump he'll ask her for permission and proper instruction of how high and how far.

[HobbyRusty]

Can someone tell me what simps mean?

Male simps are overly submissive to a female. A simp is someone who will do nice things for his crush in order to win her affection. Simps can go as far as donating tons of money or time to a girl.

Probably the best explanation I can give.

[PriscillaM]

My guess is "simpleton" however, GoldDust can clear that up.

A simp someone who does way too much for a person they like. This board is simp central. If a Korean girl, especially if she is hot and young (a rubric that is totally apocryphal given the fake pics and actual ages) offers to let a monger park on sawtelle and dump a load in her hot and young pussy, bareback, well, the monger will likely defend her in front of a star chamber for no pay just to be in the same room as her.

[IAmGib1]

Can someone tell me what simps mean?

My guess is "simpleton" however, GoldDust can clear that up.

[Hong Kong Boy]

Well, I was just discussing this topic and I am shocked at some of the girls Socal finds attractive but NorCal calls a bust too. Having lived and mongered in both markets, I will say it's simply a matter of preference based on the ethnic and / or cultural makeup of the region. There is a huge difference in monger pools between NorCal and Socal. Socal seems like heavy mix, mostly heavy on Latino and Korean. Now Norcal, it's Chinese and Indian heavy. I actually was just discussing the horror stories the girls have shared of how demanding and crazy Indian customers can be with them. If those same mongers were down in LA, they're would hate it as many of the girls here have mild GPS along with their greed. Right now there is a heavy flow of upcharge girl doing BBFS for 280 up there. Anyways, imo this is simply a battle of different demographic makeup of the market. NorCal and Socal are just very different in general.

As far as the list, I'm sorry I wasn't around and mongering in LA much then so not sure how hot some of the girls you listed were. I wish I could have seen those to compare or discover if they had worked in norcal. I think precovid times it was now really a think for some much info shared across the state, but nowadays it is easily discovered where the girls are coming from. Oh and you're wrong about Erica, she was originally NorCal girl. Her name were Daya and Hazel and there was hella drama between her many simps when she left.

Can someone tell me what simps mean?

[Christophe1]

What happens in 2023?

Are we to flee, dance with the tiger, or die.

Here is the Tigress.

[Christophe1]

Dear Monger lords.

Give us all a lovely hore.

Make her like sunshine, sexy and fine.

Big chest, shaved punani, lips sweet, and likes to dick dine.

Ding Dong.

Ding Dong.

As for me, make my dick happy hard and strong.

Make the lady do no wrong.

Able to take it all day long.

Together we'll sing love song.

Ding Dong.

Ding Dong.

Please hear my dick a swinging.

Akward text of the week. Haha.

[Christophe1]

Isn't it eye opening when you look back and see how much you have spent on mongering over your lifetime.

Obviously no way of keeping track 100% but just eye balling it from my habits over the course of my almost 40 years of mongering pretty positive I've spent enough to buy myself a nice house in a place like San Marino or Beverly Hills.

Just crazy how expensive this hobby is in the long run haha.

What's up Doc?

I started at 18, my first year I spent $35 k. This I know because I spent it out of my car's safe and would pick up my favoritr for the weekend. Sometimes, I would pay for her best friend just so could relax and stay off the streets. Luckily for me, she moved back home to Houston. Then, I flew to Cancun and met a civvie girl there and we moved to Merida. Her ex broke into our house and since he was old wealth there the police highly suggested I leave town, so back to Cancun I moved and stayed for a bit to take tourists on sea dives. At this point there was absolutely no reason to pay for pussy since tourists give it out like Halloween candy. After I burned out on resort living I moved back to the states for college. There was a decade I had no need to pay to seed.

That's why I always try to tell everyone here to try to cut this habit as soon as possible. I know for sure I would of had close to half a mil saved if I never got addicted, and probably could of got me a hot IG model if I invested that 500 k and flipped it to a mil. I always contemplate if I never started this hobby how different life would be LOL, but always had the yolo attitude and the end results are not what I expected.

Money comes easy but you can never pay for real sex. If you're a young dood today girls are brainwashed to think like guys now and seem uber promiscuous. Nothing beats having a girl over and fucking for days. Taking a nap with your hands holding titties and waking up to do it over again, and again. Go hike, eat, and fuck again. No escort experience even comes close.

When I find myself too into p4 p I change it up and go prowling.

[HoneysBest]

Cara. At. M.

That's right my boy! I knew someone would figure it out. The pleasure experience is what's important.

This is hilarious. Wait you saw her years ago in NorCal as Pixie? Your assessment based on a few others? You say, tell Cara nice try haha. Please stop, you sound like a. Just because someone calls you out. Let the ones who actually seen her recently tell their stories. You should have posted about Pixie on NorCal board back in 2019 when you saw her. Am I wrong here? I've seen her this week and handful of times this past year. May not be for those seeking perfection but she's fkn sexy with a clean look and good service to me.

[Monger5614]

Cara must have read my post. All of a sudden new poster come on to harp at me saying my honest option on Cara / Kara / Vanessa. O wait sec there is one more name she used, LACIE. It you look at my history, I do not tell lies when I post. It is ok not to agree with my opinions and YMMV with any girl. You might have a better session than me. I was simply stating my experience and I know it echos the experience of some others, maybe not everyone. If you do simple search for Cara / Kara / Lacie you will find reports where guys have liked her and also reports where others have been rushed in the exact same way.

Because you want to open up that can of worms and believe I'm trying to do some hit job that was my simply and sincerely my own experience, let me list just a few that had the same experience as me and can agree. #29308 pussydestroy #300007 stopthemonger #282246 dddd21 #2342 hya thread ramshackled.

My report was not an uncommon experience. It is fact that she might rush. She is YMMV. If you have a great time with Cara / Kara / Vanessa / Lacie / Pixie then I am happy for you. I simply shared my experience and there is not one lie about what I said. Tell Cara / Kara sorry, nice try.

Lmfao, yeah definitely appears to be a shill. Probably her booker or someone else that works with the k-org.

[JrueArtist]

This is hilarious. Wait you saw her years ago in NorCal as Pixie? Your assessment based on a few others? You say, tell Cara nice try haha. Please stop, you sound like a. Just because someone calls you out. Let the ones who actually seen her recently tell their stories. You should have posted about Pixie on NorCal board back in 2019 when you saw her. Am I wrong here? I've seen her this week and handful of times this past year. May not be for those seeking perfection but she's fkn sexy with a clean look and good service to me.

Cara must have read my post. All of a sudden new poster come on to harp at me saying my honest option on Cara / Kara / Vanessa. O wait sec there is one more name she used, LACIE. It you look at my history, I do not tell lies when I post. It is ok not to agree with my opinions and YMMV with any girl. You might have a better session than me. I was simply stating my experience and I know it echos the experience of some others, maybe not everyone. If you do simple search for Cara / Kara / Lacie you will find reports where guys have liked her and also reports where others have been rushed in the exact same way.

Because you want to open up that can of worms and believe I'm trying to do some hit job that was my simply and sincerely my own experience, let me list just a few that had the same experience as me and can agree. #29308 pussydestroy #300007 stopthemonger #282246 dddd21 #2342 hya thread ramshackled.

My report was not an uncommon experience. It is fact that she might rush. She is YMMV. If you have a great time with Cara / Kara / Vanessa / Lacie / Pixie then I am happy for you. I simply shared my experience and there is not one lie about what I said. Tell Cara / Kara sorry, nice try.