Massage Parlor Reports

[MotManMan]

What is the best day and time of the week to visit an AMP? I usually go early in the day on a weekday but don't know if I'm missing out. Thanks!

I haven't had a chance to monger since the Covid but my SO is leaving town soon and I'm ready to get back into the game. I asking about places along the Westminster corridor from FC to BW.

Thanks for any advice.

[KammyMike]

She isn't my thing. She is heavier than I like and not very cute. I'm picky. I'm the only guy that wouldn't shag Amy from F&C. I don't think I'm the guy to ask. Sorry. I did her mouth but I wasn't digging her.

Didn't call ahead, walk in papasan came out collected. 4 hr. Directed to the far right curtain suite. MT came in with ok upper back massage. When it times for the lower part of the massage, I knew she was on her phone because it was a one hand rubbing technique without teasing. On the flip, I was testing her by rubbing her behind without resistance. She sat next to me with her two fists gesturing up / down. I asked and she replied with 1 finger, I counter with 8 and she agreed. I also pointed to her mouth, she said yes. She left and came back with a magnum that was never open due to her BBBJ skills. Her pants was off with top up and my fiv during the BBBJ and I couldn't hold it anymore and unloaded cim. Before leaving I asked her name, hello Helan see you next time maybe.

[PhilAShow]

Before ward or McFadden.

Cute Viet girls. Biggins and good attitude.

$40 for 30 minutes and $60 for good HJ.

BBBJ was $90. Kinda spendy, but better than a tit and ass show from any OC stripper imo. You cheap basterds, complain about prices too much.

Goto Tj. Plus lot girls don't like stinky cocks. So this place is down stairs by the crab shack. Once you walk in. A skinny Viet girl with big tits greets you like you are long lost bf.

Once she takes you in the room. She undressed to a small bikini bottom. Clean Bush and clean puss.

I actually went to Venus this week. It's on Magnolia and McFadden. Strictly legit. Chinese masseuses. Men and women. Individual rooms where the stop sheets are tucked at the bottom. Like cruise line massage. I take my stinky cock elsewhere for fun.

[AlCapone2006]

Before ward or McFadden.

Cute Viet girls. Biggins and good attitude.

$40 for 30 minutes and $60 for good HJ.

BBBJ was $90. Kinda spendy, but better than a tit and ass show from any OC stripper imo. You cheap basterds, complain about prices too much.

Goto Tj. Plus lot girls don't like stinky cocks. So this place is down stairs by the crab shack. Once you walk in. A skinny Viet girl with big tits greets you like you are long lost bf.

Once she takes you in the room. She undressed to a small bikini bottom. Clean Bush and clean puss.

[AlCapone2006]

Tip first. And the girls usually do it all without you have to ask!

Been mongering since 1999.

Also. Cheaper than a white stripper that has their bouncer outside. Or better yet.

Get ripped off by the outcalls on Bedpage they ask for $200 before they even walk in lmao.

[AlCapone2006]

So this place switches. Location. At least the girls do.

https://nightfunpages.com/santa-ana-...-442-291-9731/

Got Nicole the other day. Run don't walk!

Other location was appointment only.

If you can't seek Amy then see "new girl".

[DarkRoomDaddy]

New Year's Eve is Saturday, January 21 with Sunday being New Year's Day. Are they celebrating New Year's Eve by China's time, being 16 hours ahead?

16 hours ahead means that new year begins at 8 am Saturday 1/21/23 CA time. (Midnight in the Middle Kingdom). They could take off all Saturday morning and come in at noon, and celebrate for 4 hours with their husbands and kids in China at the appropriate time. So why did they take Friday off?

By the way, do any of you give them new year gifts if you go in today? I won't go in. They are probably sleep deprived and going to not bring their best service.

[MotManMan]

What is the best day and time of the week to visit an AMP? I usually go early in the day on a weekday but don't know if I'm missing out. Thanks!

[Slammer6008]

Thanks Slammer. I went at 6 😢. That guy's an A-hole. I'll show him the doggy pick to identify the right Amy. 😉 Is she still tight? I mean before you show up.

I won't show up for 2 weeks ok. LOL she's good you'll like.

[Skinny Dugan]

She isn't my thing. She is heavier than I like and not very cute. I'm picky. I'm the only guy that wouldn't shag Amy from F&C. I don't think I'm the guy to ask. Sorry. I did her mouth but I wasn't digging her.

How was helen? Look wise? Nd was ir BBBJ?

[PhilAShow]

Thanks. How many? Any look like the Slammer? A little extra $$ next time.

Nah. They were cute.

[RedRoddddd]

LOL. Yes ones only 6 years old an has a 7 inch cock. But Phil the thrill is right. You go after five it will be someone else. Papa doesn't want to lose business so he'll say yes he has 3 other Amy's. You pick the right Amy you'll know it.

Thanks Slammer. I went at 6 😢. That guy's an A-hole. I'll show him the doggy pick to identify the right Amy. 😉 Is she still tight? I mean before you show up.

[Slammer6008]

Thanks. How many? Any look like the Slammer? A little extra $$ next time.

LOL. Yes ones only 6 years old an has a 7 inch cock. But Phil the thrill is right. You go after five it will be someone else. Papa doesn't want to lose business so he'll say yes he has 3 other Amy's. You pick the right Amy you'll know it.

[RedRoddddd]

Amy only works at TH M-F 11-5. She has kids. I should have mentioned it.

Thanks. How many? Any look like the Slammer? A little extra $$ next time.

[PhilAShow]

Went to True Health to see Amy from Angel on Bolsa, and got the wrong Amy. Milfy with a pouch. Does Amy from Angel on Bolsa go by another name, maybe Lulu?

She was always super horny, looked like a shot gun waiting to be loaded without a candy wrapper in site. Kinda looked like Suzie Suzuki.

Any idea where she's working now?

Amy only works at TH M-F 11-5. She has kids. I should have mentioned it.