Massage Parlor Reports

**JonFisher** · 01-12-23 17:48

Appreciate any recommendations for a good Nuru massage place in the Fairfax / Ashburn and surrounding areas. Looking for someone doing nuru on the floor. Not a fan of Nuru on table. What's a typical cost of a nuru and does the cost include a HE?

**Silk3434** · 01-12-23 16:12

Originally Posted by VaPlay [View Original Post]

Ummm, any idea what the phone number app used is called?

I use it for any spa I go to.

**RickKrungThep** · 01-12-23 16:07

This is a bit delayed, since I got super busy at work after Jan 1.

1. I made an appt for 4 pm on Jan 2 in Annandale at the place across from the Pinecrest Golf Course. I got there on time and went up to the 2nd floor. Hand lettered sign on the door said "Massage" in very bad penmanship. Provider opens the door and tells me to come back in 30 minutes. I said we had an appointment at 4 pm and I drove 30 minutes to get there. At least I got a good look at her. Nothing like the BP post's photos of course. Bad teeth, 2, red shorty nightgown 8, looks 6/7, figure 7/8, age 30's /40's, lace looked clean inside, 9.

I drove off looking to see what else was open in Annandale, which was pretty much nothing. So the lady above texts me at 4:20 and says sorry, please come back, free massage. So I drive back for 10 minutes and go to the door. She opens the door and I am led to a room and she asks me for $ . 7. I said you told me it was free. She went to her pocket translator. So I showed her the text she sent to my burner phone that said free. She asked how long, and I said 1 hour as my earlier appt was for 1 hour. She said she only had time for 30 minutes. I had seen a monger on the steps behind me who held back on the 2nd floor landing. I just put my jacket back on because something got lost in translation 2 times.

She actually texted me last Monday to say hi. When I replied how are you, no response. I give up! All of this trouble - 10.

2. So I drove over to Backlick Rd behind the shopping center. Care, I think 5029. Went into a place, was walked back to the room by a lady 6/7 looks, figure 5/6, age 40's /50's and the place smelled like sh*t. I did not even go into the room, I just turned around and walked out the door.

3. Two other places in Annandale off Rt 236 and Evergreen were not answering the door. Will try again. May give Poplar St and Papaya a try again, too.

4. At 7 corners off Sleepy Hollow, possible new one called Flowers, AMP. .6 Massage was 9/9.5, lady was pretty, good attitude, smiled, a bit chubby. Passed on HE. Tip. 2 Going back if I need a legit massage only.

5. KAMP in same location a few doors down. $.7 Petite spinner 7/8, looked tired 9/10, said she was on dinner break, said I could come back, insisted I come in. Attitude 5/6. HE, tip. 8 I asked her name, she asked if I was going to post about her. Grizzled veteran. Not going back.

Thought I would be done at 5 pm so I could get back to work. My itch was never really scratched. Got back home 8 ish.

**VaPlay** · 01-12-23 14:48

Regarding the phone number app. This runs by looking up phone numbers and anyone can review this phone number. Know, when I was looked up (she showed me) my full name was there. Obviously this could blow my cover, so for now on it's burner phone app for me. 4. 99/ mo.

Ummm, any idea what the phone number app used is called?

**SwiftChariot** · 01-12-23 13:59

Good afternoon,

Went to see a white girl in norther DC in the Rockville area, she is staying in a nice hotel and will probably only be running ads until tomorrow. Scheduled a 30 min appt. Texting was smooth and simple, she said I was verified by a telephone app (more on that later).

Arrived to find a mid to late 20's B cup girl who is attractive. Kinda got a civ / stripper feel, a lot of tattoos. Paid 200 for a below avr massage and HJ. Conversation was very good and I had a blast interacting with her. After 3 min of HJ I asked for extra, and here's where things turn.

She asked how much I had and I said 2, she says normally it's 4, but she said that she'll make an exception for me (YMMV). I then received an above average BBJ with gagging. It was good, but kept going for like 10 min. I finally said all right lets bang and she was like, oh no, that will be another 6. I was like WTF.

I ended up finishing BBJ and calling it a day. 4 Hundos for a bad massage and a decent BBJ. The only saving grace is that she is a rare find in the area (age, race, non-professional), but good lord she has a GPS.

https://rubmd.com/washington-dc/072d...c-1f7a880ec066

Regarding the phone number app. This runs by looking up phone numbers and anyone can review this phone number. Know, when I was looked up (she showed me) my full name was there. Obviously this could blow my cover, so for now on it's burner phone app for me. 4. 99/ mo.

**Sexture96** · 01-12-23 11:06

Needed to get my mind off of some stuff during the afternoon, so did a quick browse on some locations. Eventually I'm around Little River Turnpike and Old Columbia at Xinmei?. It's ear some Korean restaurant. Anyways, I just went for it. Lady asked me some questions to see if I had been there before. I was cool with it. Went to the room and waited a couple of minutes. Amy came in and greeted herself. Not old at all, I'd say early 30's? Tits average but her body was solid. Her massage technique was fucking on point. For like a legit massage she takes it seriously. Really kneaded out some damn knots. I was able to touch her a little as well. After the flip I was able to rub her leg a bit, she moved into a position and I touched the kitty. LOL, she was like "you touch my pussy". "you want to fuark my pussy?" I just straight up offered a nice donation and she went to town with the CBJ. After she rode on top which was sweet. Got antsy and went to K9 and eventually ending in Mish. I went ham and she made a good sound. Complete satisfying release. I thanked her and she was like looking forward to seeing me next time.

**FourNick8** · 01-12-23 10:21

Originally Posted by Lokemer [View Original Post]

I've looked through countless pages of this forum but it always seems to me that AMPs are just generally hit or miss. For example, I live super close to Enliven which I have read some great reviews for, but have also seen multiple terrible reviews. Is this just how the AMP game works? All I'm looking for is a reliable BBJ provider. I like the idea of AMP + BBJ, because who doesn't like a massage (and on average it appears cheaper than using escorts), however, I always hesitate to pull the trigger when it comes to actually going because I don't want a simple HJ and don't want to get scalped.

Are there reliable BBJ + massage AMPs out there?

I have to disagree with your assesment that (and on average it appears cheaper than using escorts).

Used to visit AMP's exclusively and have posted many reviews of them because of their anonymity where you can just walk in, pay cash, and use a fake name. I found providers that did BBBJ and some BBFS but is was hit and miss and costly finding them. Figure in. 6 or. 8 for house fee and then $. 2 to $. 4 for tip and you are over $$ for a (most cases) half ass massage and 10 min or play time on a hard massage table. The worst experience is the provider being called away during a play session to answer the doorbell or phone.

I find a much butter deal with the Springfield ACS's but you need to set them up by phone, although I just text and not voice call. $. 3 will get you a full HHR of guaranteed BJ and FS in a comfortable hotel room on a comfortable bed. Most would certainly do only BBBJ for the same donation and many will do BBBS for a tip. While I have experienced different service levels I have never walked away with less than the promised service. Tina, when she gets back in town, will do BBBJ, throat fuck, CIM, and BBFS for $. 6 HHR and allow you to make a vid with your phone. Hell, on the second visit she even held the phone to film from her view.

**ThaiMeUp1** · 01-12-23 08:00

Originally Posted by Lokemer [View Original Post]

I've looked through countless pages of this forum but it always seems to me that AMPs are just generally hit or miss. For example, I live super close to Enliven which I have read some great reviews for, but have also seen multiple terrible reviews. Is this just how the AMP game works? All I'm looking for is a reliable BBJ provider. I like the idea of AMP + BBJ, because who doesn't like a massage (and on average it appears cheaper than using escorts), however, I always hesitate to pull the trigger when it comes to actually going because I don't want a simple HJ and don't want to get scalped.

Are there reliable BBJ + massage AMPs out there?

Look no further than Lady Nurse for your BBBJ needs.

**Rhinopole** · 01-11-23 23:54

Originally Posted by Lokemer [View Original Post]

I've looked through countless pages of this forum but it always seems to me that AMPs are just generally hit or miss. For example, I live super close to Enliven which I have read some great reviews for, but have also seen multiple terrible reviews. Is this just how the AMP game works? All I'm looking for is a reliable BBJ provider. I like the idea of AMP + BBJ, because who doesn't like a massage (and on average it appears cheaper than using escorts), however, I always hesitate to pull the trigger when it comes to actually going because I don't want a simple HJ and don't want to get scalped.

Are there reliable BBJ + massage AMPs out there?

In my experience what you're looking for exists, but it takes an investment of time, $$, and swings & misses to find a reliable AMP BBBJ provider. And even when you find what you're looking for, some of them are good at it and some aren't.

Rhino.

**Member #6250** · 01-11-23 17:55

I've looked through countless pages of this forum but it always seems to me that AMPs are just generally hit or miss. For example, I live super close to Enliven which I have read some great reviews for, but have also seen multiple terrible reviews. Is this just how the AMP game works? All I'm looking for is a reliable BBJ provider. I like the idea of AMP + BBJ, because who doesn't like a massage (and on average it appears cheaper than using escorts), however, I always hesitate to pull the trigger when it comes to actually going because I don't want a simple HJ and don't want to get scalped.

Are there reliable BBJ + massage AMPs out there?

**WrongedAgain** · 01-11-23 10:47

Originally Posted by VaPlay [View Original Post]

Yes anyone in the know please speak up. Lily was about the only sure thing in that area, always thought she was an owner.

Lily went back to China to visit via New York. Given the COVID shitshow there, not sure if or when she'll be back. Too bad. Had some miles on her as do I, but also some talent and consistency.

**Grasput1959** · 01-11-23 09:22

LOL.

That was the review that prompted me to ask the question if those two numbers of hers are still active. Oh well, she might not be taking any unknown numbers / long forgotten customers at the moment. The other girl does sound interesting. Thanks pal.

Originally Posted by PomLovesThais [View Original Post]

Ok I hit the back button on bottom and four pages back there is a detailed review dated 1-1-23 would that help you? Don't be afriad the spend 90 seconds or so to get a question answered LOL.

**PomLovesThais** · 01-11-23 08:14

Originally Posted by Grasput1959 [View Original Post]

Been a while and wanted to visit. However, got no response on the 347 or 201 numbers. Also heard she is offering 4 hands. Anyone tried the other lady? Similar skills?

Ok I hit the back button on bottom and four pages back there is a detailed review dated 1-1-23 would that help you? Don't be afriad the spend 90 seconds or so to get a question answered LOL.

**Grasput1959** · 01-10-23 22:14

Been a while and wanted to visit. However, got no response on the 347 or 201 numbers. Also heard she is offering 4 hands. Anyone tried the other lady? Similar skills?