Rants Raves and Stupid Shit in Seattle.

[HelloThar]

I've been pretty busy lately with work so I haven't had a chance to really take a look at TNA. I just checked and it's so ratchet. The girls that call themselves luxurious companions or some other tacky euphemism are all ratchet. Just because you where designer clothes and bags doesn't mean you're luxurious in the least. It just means that you're ratchet as fuck. They all look the same with too much bronzer, the fake eyelashes, and 3-inch nails.

I love how the majority of the ads and profiles no longer include rates on them. They know that if they post their ridiculously overpriced rates that no one will call them. Just saw a girl on there, pretty new, asking for a "special" of $600/ hr and her usual is $750/ hr. Seriously?

I need to start making list of the GPS ho's on there and making a fun list on here.

I'm actually contemplating putting nearly everyone on that site on my ignore list so I don't have to scroll through their nonsense. Would be a hassle to do but worth it to filter the 99% I will never partake. As someone said in another thread, rates are getting to the point where workers think they can pay things off with a session or two while putting in barely any effort instead of building up clientele and a good reputation. I think the bubble will burst or they'll have to look for a hustle elsewhere.

You could pay me and I still wouldn't see most of those on the other sites, let alone me paying them anything. If anyone new sees this, remember there is zero correlation between quality of service and rates within reason.

[BackInSea]

I've been pretty busy lately with work so I haven't had a chance to really take a look at TNA. I just checked and it's so ratchet. The girls that call themselves luxurious companions or some other tacky euphemism are all ratchet. Just because you where designer clothes and bags doesn't mean you're luxurious in the least. It just means that you're ratchet as fuck. They all look the same with too much bronzer, the fake eyelashes, and 3-inch nails.

I love how the majority of the ads and profiles no longer include rates on them. They know that if they post their ridiculously overpriced rates that no one will call them. Just saw a girl on there, pretty new, asking for a "special" of $600/ hr and her usual is $750/ hr. Seriously?

I need to start making list of the GPS ho's on there and making a fun list on here.

[AussieFury]

This is a good example of individual tastes. I agree, the surprise chiropractic adjustments she put on me were unwanted. Cracked the shit out of my neck and lower back. I'm guessing she's not formally trained. Last thing I want is to have to deal with a fucked neck for a few months.

Also, huge pressure to pay more than market. I paid too much for a half hour in and out. And that's after haggling her down from some insane numbers. I don't know if she's in her 40's but I'd say it's possible. Body was ok but yeah the boob scars were there.

I can see how some guys really find her attractive though and she's seemingly into it when you get to the act. Which is rare for the scene. So pluses and minuses and I can see how she's some guys cup of tea. I wouldn't go back to her but might check out the Latina girl.

Bummer we both got fooled by the early report. I wonder if it was an owner-posted "review. ".

[TnaHunter2014]

I could not disagree more about Kim.

She's well over 40. Little belly and mom damage. She won't take the dress off all the way.

Terrible boob job with big vertical scars straight down from the nipples. She hates taking off her top.

ROUGH massage snd stretching like she's trying to hurt you. I had to tell her multiple times not to do that shit. Cracked my neck without warning.

More painful stretching on the flip.

Finally got to business. By putting a cover on my flacid unit before an overly aggressive CBJ that had too much teeth scraping the top of my shaft. Tried to coach her on what would work, but never listed. Repeatedly told her to get her finger away from my ass.

Finally got me up after I moved her into a better visual spot for me. Tried to CFS mish but she was pushing back too much and wouldn't take off that dress. So distracting. Asked to finish by hand. She kept jackhammering then tried to 69 me. I don't put my mouth on a pussy I didn't personally see showered.

I told her to stop. She tried to convince to me pay more for another girl there. I got dressed and met the other two on the way out: a cute latina and a HOT AA girl. Both way younger than Kim.

Save your money. She even complained about the "140" I gave her. Even though I gave her 200. House fee splits are not my problem.

CUPayunh: You have two posts here, and after your report of Kim I can't trust your intel. Do you have any association with Sunshine Spa?

This is a good example of individual tastes. I agree, the surprise chiropractic adjustments she put on me were unwanted. Cracked the shit out of my neck and lower back. I'm guessing she's not formally trained. Last thing I want is to have to deal with a fucked neck for a few months.

Also, huge pressure to pay more than market. I paid too much for a half hour in and out. And that's after haggling her down from some insane numbers. I don't know if she's in her 40's but I'd say it's possible. Body was ok but yeah the boob scars were there.

I can see how some guys really find her attractive though and she's seemingly into it when you get to the act. Which is rare for the scene. So pluses and minuses and I can see how she's some guys cup of tea. I wouldn't go back to her but might check out the Latina girl.

[AussieFury]

There's a cute little Vietnamese girl there she does a great job. Takes her time I saw some other good looking girls there too. Worth a shot. Ask for Kim if you decided to go she's excellent best experience I had in a while. 421 Rainer ave.

I could not disagree more about Kim.

She's well over 40. Little belly and mom damage. She won't take the dress off all the way.

Terrible boob job with big vertical scars straight down from the nipples. She hates taking off her top.

ROUGH massage snd stretching like she's trying to hurt you. I had to tell her multiple times not to do that shit. Cracked my neck without warning.

More painful stretching on the flip.

Finally got to business. By putting a cover on my flacid unit before an overly aggressive CBJ that had too much teeth scraping the top of my shaft. Tried to coach her on what would work, but never listed. Repeatedly told her to get her finger away from my ass.

Finally got me up after I moved her into a better visual spot for me. Tried to CFS mish but she was pushing back too much and wouldn't take off that dress. So distracting. Asked to finish by hand. She kept jackhammering then tried to 69 me. I don't put my mouth on a pussy I didn't personally see showered.

I told her to stop. She tried to convince to me pay more for another girl there. I got dressed and met the other two on the way out: a cute latina and a HOT AA girl. Both way younger than Kim.

Save your money. She even complained about the "140" I gave her. Even though I gave her 200. House fee splits are not my problem.

CUPayunh: You have two posts here, and after your report of Kim I can't trust your intel. Do you have any association with Sunshine Spa?

[MBennett76]

Yes, I've been getting that impression from them also. The vast majority of them feel like we should feel privileged to give them our money. It's really funny because I don't really have any animosity towards women and I've always been especially nice to escorts because I know a lot of what they do really sucks (literally). The majority of the women on that board that post. Well, I simply have nothing but utter disdain for them.

I think what really rubs me is that they make up their own "rules" for their interaction with guys and when they tell the guy their "rules" and the guy doesn't agree with them and walks, then suddenly he's an asshole and she's on there bitching about him. They want to tell you what to do and you MUST do it or you're a bad person that doesn't respect her. Even worse, is the large collection of (I hate using this word, but I can't think of any other one) simps, that basically lick their feet. "Oh, a gentleman does this for a lady". I'm paying for a hooker, I'm not being a gentleman and I'll be fucking pissed if she acts like a lady.

The atrocious amount of sucking up that men on that board do makes me nauseous. I swear 75% of the men on that board have to be subs, because I don't know ANY real men that would pay hundreds of dollars an hour to simply be treated like a piece of shit (unless that's their thing) and be thrilled and write rave reviews about it.

Lastly, the vast majoriity of the women on there are just not attractive. There. I said it. I was active on that board last summer and having at least one person over each week. Out of the hundreds and hundreds of ads I saw just about daily, I maybe found 10-15 that I'd actually pay for and of those there were only about 5 or 6 where the amount they were asking was comparable to their looks (in my opinion of course). They repeatedly, ask why guys go after the new, hot thing or use STG or other sites and ignore the "well-reviewed providers" that are on that board. It's because the majority of the well-reviewed providers are simply gross.

All that being said, there are a few cool ladies on that site. I simply adore people like Juicy Krystal, Charlie Jones, BEM (I know you all don't like her, I think she's cool), that Johanna Potente chick and a few more that are in Olympia (have not seen any of the above) it's a shame the site can't have more people like them, instead of a bunch of entitled frumpy, hookers that are angry that guys are paying them several hundred dollars an hour for a bad attitude.

I agree there are some cool ladies, JK is one my favorites to bad she move to Olympia and BEM her performance is incredible even though she is not what you call a looker. I met Olivia Whitman, cool lady, she is a alternative looking lady, not my preference but boy! She is a lot of fun.

[ProJohn1]

Yes, I've been getting that impression from them also. The vast majority of them feel like we should feel privileged to give them our money. It's really funny because I don't really have any animosity towards women and I've always been especially nice to escorts because I know a lot of what they do really sucks (literally). The majority of the women on that board that post. Well, I simply have nothing but utter disdain for them.

I think what really rubs me is that they make up their own "rules" for their interaction with guys and when they tell the guy their "rules" and the guy doesn't agree with them and walks, then suddenly he's an asshole and she's on there bitching about him. They want to tell you what to do and you MUST do it or you're a bad person that doesn't respect her. Even worse, is the large collection of (I hate using this word, but I can't think of any other one) simps, that basically lick their feet. "Oh, a gentleman does this for a lady". I'm paying for a hooker, I'm not being a gentleman and I'll be fucking pissed if she acts like a lady.

The atrocious amount of sucking up that men on that board do makes me nauseous. I swear 75% of the men on that board have to be subs, because I don't know ANY real men that would pay hundreds of dollars an hour to simply be treated like a piece of shit (unless that's their thing) and be thrilled and write rave reviews about it..

All true. All the girls on that board are butt ass ugly and old. I cringe when I see the "well reviewed" provider part. Like I really don't want to know how many guys you've slept with in this profession. That one girl who looks like an ass wipe who we all know who has like 20 k posts on that board. Acts like sex work is some sort of career. Being a hooker is not a career. It's a side hustle when you need some money and / or do it while you are a drug addict. It's not something you are supposed to do your entire life. That's just so cringe.

[Michael1967]

It's the last straw today honestly. Everyone on the other board are just some entitled girls with GPS that think they're worth more than anything in the world. Putting no effort in their bodies or attitudes. It's an echo chamber in there. I'm over it. I'll use Eros or some other site.

Yes, I've been getting that impression from them also. The vast majority of them feel like we should feel privileged to give them our money. It's really funny because I don't really have any animosity towards women and I've always been especially nice to escorts because I know a lot of what they do really sucks (literally). The majority of the women on that board that post. Well, I simply have nothing but utter disdain for them.

I think what really rubs me is that they make up their own "rules" for their interaction with guys and when they tell the guy their "rules" and the guy doesn't agree with them and walks, then suddenly he's an asshole and she's on there bitching about him. They want to tell you what to do and you MUST do it or you're a bad person that doesn't respect her. Even worse, is the large collection of (I hate using this word, but I can't think of any other one) simps, that basically lick their feet. "Oh, a gentleman does this for a lady". I'm paying for a hooker, I'm not being a gentleman and I'll be fucking pissed if she acts like a lady.

The atrocious amount of sucking up that men on that board do makes me nauseous. I swear 75% of the men on that board have to be subs, because I don't know ANY real men that would pay hundreds of dollars an hour to simply be treated like a piece of shit (unless that's their thing) and be thrilled and write rave reviews about it.

Lastly, the vast majoriity of the women on there are just not attractive. There. I said it. I was active on that board last summer and having at least one person over each week. Out of the hundreds and hundreds of ads I saw just about daily, I maybe found 10-15 that I'd actually pay for and of those there were only about 5 or 6 where the amount they were asking was comparable to their looks (in my opinion of course). They repeatedly, ask why guys go after the new, hot thing or use STG or other sites and ignore the "well-reviewed providers" that are on that board. It's because the majority of the well-reviewed providers are simply gross.

All that being said, there are a few cool ladies on that site. I simply adore people like Juicy Krystal, Charlie Jones, BEM (I know you all don't like her, I think she's cool), that Johanna Potente chick and a few more that are in Olympia (have not seen any of the above) it's a shame the site can't have more people like them, instead of a bunch of entitled frumpy, hookers that are angry that guys are paying them several hundred dollars an hour for a bad attitude.

[Something45]

It's the last straw today honestly. Everyone on the other board are just some entitled girls with GPS that think they're worth more than anything in the world. Putting no effort in their bodies or attitudes. It's an echo chamber in there. I'm over it. I'll use Eros or some other site.

[PA Paul]

What a bunch of pussies, seriously. Guy asking about whether or not he should write a review after receiving bad service and some of the guys on this thread telling him that he needs to honor his agreement with her. Look, we owe a provider nothing after we've paid them. If they aren't good, then then deserve bad press. $300 ain't chump change to just throw away.

https://www.tnaboard.com/showthread.php?2477310-Review

I saw a couple of women reply to this thread, and actually back up the OP guy. That was very refreshing to see. At least two women said, that if it happened the way the OP said it did, then the SP basically ripped him off, and that he owes her nothing, in the way of a non-review.

[Rodgazina]

Anyone else disillusioned with this whole hobby up here, or is it just me? Prices keep increasing without justification, the size of these broads increase with it, service is tanking, menus shrinking, the drugs these women are all on make them completely unreliable for keeping appointment time. How does any provider have the balls to ask over $300 for a hh, an hour even, and not have a fucking incall? Then not even be able to run on time for an appointment time they agreed to? Not to mention they're all fuck ugly, anything remotely attractive is some garden variety eastern European, and they're mostly attractive because they aren't the size of a fucking prius.

Menus are limiting now, any mention of some provider being cool with open services without an upcharge gets flooded so fast they jack the rates sky high and they don't come down. Even in anonymity a lot of these "guys" can't be truthful or they'll get red jellied until they self ban or one of these disgruntled hookers pays to have them banned, or some starstruck sucker doesn't like another john talking bad about his favorite gal and runs off good intel posters. Happens here and on simpland TNA. STG is a complete fucking shit show too, same fenty smoking trash that wander the streets and can't keep time for shit. Been feeling this for a long time, should hang it up. It isn't hassle free anymore, it isn't uncomplicated and quick / easy. Most of the ones being posted here I wouldn't want to be caught leaving last call with, but we're expected to be ok handing them over several hundred dollars for 60 minutes or less? The market here needs a hard course correction, and I don't know what its going to take to make it happen.

[Hoballer]

What a bunch of pussies, seriously. Guy asking about whether or not he should write a review after receiving bad service and some of the guys on this thread telling him that he needs to honor his agreement with her. Look, we owe a provider nothing after we've paid them. If they aren't good, then then deserve bad press. $300 ain't chump change to just throw away.

https://www.tnaboard.com/showthread.php?2477310-Review

[EddyWhtwtr]

It beats an inked up face in my opinion. Heck. Even fake eye brows is a turn off for me.

I am a square boomer white guy. It's taken me awhile but I can now appreciate most artful tattoos below the neck; an acquired taste perhaps. I find facial tattoos to be uniformly repulsive. There's a stripper well known for extras at one of the clubs who I might otherwise find interesting but for all the face ink. I understand she's actually a pretty cool chick but I can't get past the visuals. Which are actually pretty important criteria for me in a strip club.

[Michael1967]

...and makes them look cheap.

And that is why I like women with lots of tattoos.

[Bfm66]

It beats an inked up face in my opinion. Heck. Even fake eye brows is a turn off for me.

Oh yeah, the tattooed eyebrows look ridiculous!