Massage Parlor Reports

[Rhinopole]

In my obsession to find a young and beautiful Chinese lady, I have been hitting up the semi-legit C-AMPs for the last two months. Today I visited Lisa at Anna Hessentaoil therapy. (What the hell does Hessentaoil mean?) With a name like that I was hoping to get a real massage; been needing one since not many of these C-AMPs are interested in that peculiar activity.

Anna Hessentaoil is located in the back lower section of an office building that faces Little River Turnpike, its next to the McDonalds. They have a nice web page advertising young massage therapists with photos that could be classified as very lite Porn. When you open the door you enter a vestibule, to the left is a legit operation and the other door leads downstairs to a dungeon like room. No locked doors, just walk right in. The spa is basically one large area with three divider curtains. It is very nicely decorated, and cozy; it felt private, but I was the only client at that time.

Lisa greeted me as soon as I walked downstairs; this one had her hands on my balls and rear end as I was trying to explain to her the areas that required a massage. Later I find that she doesn't speak English. Lisa is right off the boat; we used a translator just to get her to tell me her name. This one was obviously eager, but I really wanted to start off with a massage. That didn't happen and soon, we were negotiating for a CBJ or CFS; we used sign language if you are wondering. I only had 1. 0 on me for a tip, we agreed on everything except the FS but I basically got everything else: DATY, P slide, FIV. I thought she was going to pop on me when I was dining, but I got tired, and we finished off in a 69 position with a HJ. $50 HHR entry fee.

I wonder what type of employment she had in China last month.

Lisa is maybe 45 years old; I'll give her a 6 in the face for a nice smile (I got her mask off), a 6 in body and a very eager and pleasant attitude. She is probably a good cheap pump if you are interested. I would say she would probably accept just slightly more then I tipped for this additional service.

To conclude: I have been in several C-AMPs these last two month and they are basically "bare bones "no thrills, just basic. Nothing like the K-AMPs. There just cheap. I need to look for a higher-end C-AMP. I should raise my expectations a bit.

The quest goes on.

Regards.

PJ.

A number of years ago I found an attractive young (30 ties?) provider at a place on Gallows Road called Crystal. It's been out of business a while now. CFS was offered and I was never shorted on time. I've been back to the area sporadically. I've found a good two-handed HJ and BBFS with a Mamasan granny who was very eager but not attractive enough for me to continue the visits. If anyone has more recent positive experiences in this part of town please weigh in.

Rhino.

[FCastro]

Has anyone seen Jenny near Tyson's mall?

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[PuntaJaco43]

In my obsession to find a young and beautiful Chinese lady, I have been hitting up the semi-legit C-AMPs for the last two months. Today I visited Lisa at Anna Hessentaoil therapy. (What the hell does Hessentaoil mean?) With a name like that I was hoping to get a real massage; been needing one since not many of these C-AMPs are interested in that peculiar activity.

Anna Hessentaoil is located in the back lower section of an office building that faces Little River Turnpike, its next to the McDonalds. They have a nice web page advertising young massage therapists with photos that could be classified as very lite Porn. When you open the door you enter a vestibule, to the left is a legit operation and the other door leads downstairs to a dungeon like room. No locked doors, just walk right in. The spa is basically one large area with three divider curtains. It is very nicely decorated, and cozy; it felt private, but I was the only client at that time.

Lisa greeted me as soon as I walked downstairs; this one had her hands on my balls and rear end as I was trying to explain to her the areas that required a massage. Later I find that she doesn't speak English. Lisa is right off the boat; we used a translator just to get her to tell me her name. This one was obviously eager, but I really wanted to start off with a massage. That didn't happen and soon, we were negotiating for a CBJ or CFS; we used sign language if you are wondering. I only had 1. 0 on me for a tip, we agreed on everything except the FS but I basically got everything else: DATY, P slide, FIV. I thought she was going to pop on me when I was dining, but I got tired, and we finished off in a 69 position with a HJ. $50 HHR entry fee.

I wonder what type of employment she had in China last month.

Lisa is maybe 45 years old; I'll give her a 6 in the face for a nice smile (I got her mask off), a 6 in body and a very eager and pleasant attitude. She is probably a good cheap pump if you are interested. I would say she would probably accept just slightly more then I tipped for this additional service.

To conclude: I have been in several C-AMPs these last two month and they are basically "bare bones "no thrills, just basic. Nothing like the K-AMPs. There just cheap. I need to look for a higher-end C-AMP. I should raise my expectations a bit.

The quest goes on.

Regards.

PJ.

[Member #6802]

Old, Old provider. Big dangling tits at door got me in but she turned light so low so I could not see details. I needed release and it worked but she was bony and frail. Even with low lights I closed my eyes, LOL.

A month ago had much better luck at G&G in back of same building. Nice gal and nice time there..

I had fun with the older lady you mentioned. Everything you said is true from her looks to dimming the lights. On the other hand, beyond the mediocre massage, for me, she had good HJ, and BJ skills. Lightly furry cat which smelled fresh and she hits the "O" easily. For us who like older, not a bad choice. Just wish my work put me in her area more frequently.

[OldBoomer]

Lily is an ATF for many of us in the 'Burg. Typically gives a great Russian.

Yes, she did a Russian finish. Most providers jack you off with the breasts wrapped around their hand. While this is good, Lily had me fuck her titties. Very nice.

[Anona123]

Unleash the flood gates.

Saw this girl finally. LOL saw her schedule in a notebook and looked pretty full so I was surprised I got in. Anyways, massage is what you would expect but not a lot of teasing. On the flip she was straight about what she was offering, unfortunately told me no FS. Went for the CBJ which was good, but it takes a lot for me, especially when theres no foreplay. She was accommodating though and gave it a good try. I don't remember the exact damage but I think 100 to get in, and 120 on top. Looks wise, she would be average in comparison to fhoh. Looked maybe upper 40's I'd say. Well made tits, but visible scarring from the booty lifts. Place was in an office building, but felt like her "room" was the only one occupied in that entire wing. Probably wouldn't repeat, but can't help visiting latinas.

[Cbsbb]

I prefer services from providers in private residences, however, sometimes a good table shower is desired and that means an AMP. Here are two with very good table showers with BIG differences.

Green Castle. Manassas.

Safe feeling office park. Very nice place with big well decorated rooms. A very good table shower. However, I had to keep my eyes shut the entire time. The provider was without any physical redeeming characteristics. I mean none. Wanted 80 for the entrance, 60 for happiness. While the table shower was well worth the 80 and the massage was just ok, the happiness at the end should not rate more than 40 and you will need to keep your eyes shut. I will not return.

CIci. Lily - Fredericksburg.

Right off 95. Small place. Lily was the receptionist, but first told me that someone else would do the massage. I met the alternative and after seeing Lily I declined and started to leave. Lily stepped up and offered to be my provider. Lily is a very good looking Chinese woman. At first glance she looks to be in her 30's, but she could be a little older. 70 base fee. Very good table shower with lots of scrubbing of the boys and nether regions. The table shower was not quite as good as Green Castle, but it was close and I never wanted to shut my eyes. In the room started with a nice massage with the boys having a very good time. There was a short negotiation and I offered 80 to include giving her a naked massage. Giving her beautiful body a massage was worth the 80 all by itself. The happiness was very well done and there was kissing all over everything except my soldier. She said we can do more next time.

Worth the stop if you are anywhere near Fredericksburg.

Lily is an ATF for many of us in the 'Burg. Typically gives a great Russian.

[Happy Guy 2]

I had a different experience with Lily about 2 weeks ago. Put $60 on the table ahead of time, and a so-so massage followed. It was a bit repetitive with no teasing. On the flip she went straight to the goods with her right hand, and to my nips with the left. She allowed nursing and OTC downstairs, which she seemed to enjoy. Upon my completion, things got a tad interesting, as she collapsed onto my chest and remained there (facing south) for about 2 minutes. Then she stood up and scooped up the #3 from my stomach with her bare hands. She walked over to the little sink and washed up.

I also had an enjoyable session with Lily when she first got there, I think, about a month ago. She was not terribly open but I persisted and her tight body turned me on and I think we both enjoyed the session. I thought she was inexperienced and timid and tip upfront or on the table under my sunglasses opens up possibilities?

Hice memories!

HG.

[Happy Guy 2]

One of the more annoying thing about AMP ads, is that it is as if they are auto generated by some randomizing software. Literally 0% relationship to reality.

Old, Old provider. Big dangling tits at door got me in but she turned light so low so I could not see details. I needed release and it worked but she was bony and frail. Even with low lights I closed my eyes, LOL.

A month ago had much better luck at G&G in back of same building. Nice gal and nice time there.

HG.

[Happy Guy 2]

They are currently advertising on Craigslist and Rubmd. I forget how, but for some reason I think they are in the same plaza as New Star, but I could be wrong.

I aim to check this out as soon as I get some time, and will report back, but if anyone gets there first, would love to hear some intel.

Be safe.

BE.

Horrible and no ending. See my other post below.

[Happy Guy 2]

Then this is the place for you! Been twice just to confirm, but all the latinas here are a bit older and definitely all pudge city. $ entrance fee for an hour of mostly a shit ton of baby oil spread all around. Very little massage. Cleaned up with a COLD towel. Meaning I left smelling like a bottle of baby oil was drenched on me and needed an immediate shower. Wearing medical scrubs and no UTC allowed and bad angle for any OTC touching it was a pretty lack luster experience.

If you have a thing for 40 year old pudgy maids jerking you off then go for it. Otherwise I'm not planning on returning and don't recommend it to anyone else (except if you like that sort of things).

Not sure if same place, but went for massage a few days ago advertising 'Latin Massage'. $100.

Was on Sterling St in Herndon. Total waste of time and money. Gal allowed no touching and would not touch me where it was needed. Lots of oil too.

She finished and just walked out and left. I went out of room and someone was in an office and I left the $100 with obviously no tip. I probably could just have left, but that is not me.

Gal was in blue uniform with black pants. Spoke no English and did not try to interact.

Very strange setup.

Hard to be nice to the girls in a situation like that.

Was really expecting a little more since on Ay Papi and other sites there are a ton of Latin escorts advertising anything and everything.

HG.

[OldBoomer]

I prefer services from providers in private residences, however, sometimes a good table shower is desired and that means an AMP. Here are two with very good table showers with BIG differences.

Green Castle. Manassas.

Safe feeling office park. Very nice place with big well decorated rooms. A very good table shower. However, I had to keep my eyes shut the entire time. The provider was without any physical redeeming characteristics. I mean none. Wanted 80 for the entrance, 60 for happiness. While the table shower was well worth the 80 and the massage was just ok, the happiness at the end should not rate more than 40 and you will need to keep your eyes shut. I will not return.

CIci. Lily - Fredericksburg.

Right off 95. Small place. Lily was the receptionist, but first told me that someone else would do the massage. I met the alternative and after seeing Lily I declined and started to leave. Lily stepped up and offered to be my provider. Lily is a very good looking Chinese woman. At first glance she looks to be in her 30's, but she could be a little older. 70 base fee. Very good table shower with lots of scrubbing of the boys and nether regions. The table shower was not quite as good as Green Castle, but it was close and I never wanted to shut my eyes. In the room started with a nice massage with the boys having a very good time. There was a short negotiation and I offered 80 to include giving her a naked massage. Giving her beautiful body a massage was worth the 80 all by itself. The happiness was very well done and there was kissing all over everything except my soldier. She said we can do more next time.

Worth the stop if you are anywhere near Fredericksburg.

[Tom McAn]

Is she still only seeing old clients? Is she still even around? Been trying to contact but no response.

I haven't seen any ads from Nalee since she left for her long trip in the late winter or early spring of 2022. As previously noted, her ads stated that she was only seeing old clients. Nalee's not advertising and several previous clients have said she's not responding to texts, yet six reviews have appeared on another site since September. Something isn't adding up.

[PomLovesThais]

Is she still only seeing old clients? Is she still even around? Been trying to contact but no response.

I've known her ten years no response to texts.

[TheOuroboros]

Then this is the place for you! Been twice just to confirm, but all the latinas here are a bit older and definitely all pudge city. $ entrance fee for an hour of mostly a shit ton of baby oil spread all around. Very little massage. Cleaned up with a COLD towel. Meaning I left smelling like a bottle of baby oil was drenched on me and needed an immediate shower. Wearing medical scrubs and no UTC allowed and bad angle for any OTC touching it was a pretty lack luster experience.

If you have a thing for 40 year old pudgy maids jerking you off then go for it. Otherwise I'm not planning on returning and don't recommend it to anyone else (except if you like that sort of things).

Merry maids Jack shack. Fucking rofl. Pretty accurate for the most part.

This is the spa where I saw Leah working out of. I told a few seniors about the place but just a few days later found out they kicked Leah out.

I had always presumed Haydee's was a legit spa and I "sent out my ravens" so to speak and had discovered that my intel was intercepted by Haydee and she promptly disposed of Leah. So I had just thought the place was a legit spa and Leah giving FHOH style services was frowned upon at the establishment.

But then fast forward to a week later, she's got ads on rubmd and Craigslist and that the girls here have been giving extras with the massage making it the Walmart version of FHOH. Pretty confused by the ordeal ngl, can't make sense of it.

Leah would have been a step up from the quality there, but whatevers.