Massage Parlor Reports

[AlexRodriguez]

I found myself in OC recently, and remembered that there was a MILF / GILF-ish chick at Happy Massage that was allegedly game for anything.

So, I drove over and upon entry I was greeted by a very short woman (who was not that chick) and she took me by the hand and we were of to the room.

Walking to the room, I thought to myself, fuck man, this chick looks like a fucking bowling ball but I pressed on.

Got naked and laid face down and enjoyed a decent massage, but goddamn, she used a lot of oil and sometimes she would rub my back so fast that I thought she might start a fire LOL.

She said her name was "Cat-Tee" or "Kathy" but when we exchanged numbers afterwards she wrote it down as "KT".

Anyway, on the flip she took her clothes off and she wasn't as round as I had imagined and actually had a decent body with some overall nice firmness.

She wanted 180 for boom-boom but I did not bring that much since in I went to Happy Massage so I gave her the rest of my money which was $105 (hourly fee was $45).

I asked for BBBJ but there was a significant language barrier so I tried "no condom" and she shook her head, got naked and started a CBJ which did nothing for me.

So I got up and had her lay down on the table and gave her some A-Rod DATY and she tasted very clean and sweet.

And, man alive his chick went crazy! She kept cumming and cumming and she was pulling my head in and making all kinds of muffled pleasure sounds.

Finished up and got up and prepare to mount her missionary style and she reached down and pulled the condom off and pulled my hard cock into her warm wet honey pot.

Pounded her good and hard and she pulled me down for some serious DFK and I blew a week's worth of cum all up in there.

Good times, but man the daily love texts are beginning to annoy me so 50-50 on a repeat.

[OcHobby949]

Will someone please DM me the address for Laguna Nuru? I'm DM'd them on IG but haven't gotten a response. Asking for my friend Peter.

[PaperTiger24]

That is a major duh moment for me. I know BW well, I'm friends with Mindy, don't know why it didn't click. Thanks!

LOL. Your inbox is full.

[JackSparrows]

Is this AMP on Tustin?

It's in Orange.

[JackSparrows]

I'm not on this side of the Forum much, but I was wondering if there are any Latina massage places in Orange Co. Area with pretty open minded therapists??

El classifaldo has lots of Hispanic chicks.

[PhilAShow]

When did Cap'and Jack invest in a MP?

I've made several runs at her over the years and the closest I've come to unveiling the holy land was an unmet promise of next time. What she does she's great at. In my experience she has the most limited menu in the place.

[Fruit Cake]

I'm not on this side of the Forum much, but I was wondering if there are any Latina massage places in Orange Co. Area with pretty open minded therapists??

[Rocco D]

That is a major duh moment for me. I know BW well, I'm friends with Mindy, don't know why it didn't click. Thanks!

BW = BAMBOO WOOD. Bamboo Wood Foot Massage in Westminster.

[Caribe]

Which one was the cheapest AMP with Asian chicks you went to? Mine was Rose Garden 30 door 30 jackhammer.

Hmm, that question ie relative. Service tip is usually based on entry. What time period are we considering? Years back when low end entry was 15? Pre-pandemic when the average low entry fee was 25-30? Pandemic prices that had some empty shop owners raise prices to 45-50? Or, these inflationary times when entry is 50-60 and they are asking for 60-80 and as much as 200 tip?

Considering all that, I would say at the second decade of this century whith the original Anna at Foot Reflexology (pre F&C moniker) when entry was about 25 and Anna would initiate CFS or BBFS (your choice) and be happy with 30-40 tip.

I'm not sure what services are offered now but at the beginning of the pandemic, Karen in El Monte was offering 40 OTD and that included HJ. More was provided for a additional tip.

For those of you who are interested, Anna is no longer in the US. Look up Karen on Instagram. Search for Karen massage. Again, I don't know what her current menu is, at this time. She is kind of a weirdo so her offerings could still be the same.

[GentleSun]

I've been trying to find some hidden non AMP gems via the above sites. I've cracked a few but way more misses than hits. Does anyone have any experience with these? I prefer outcall but incall is doable. PM me and perhaps we can swap stories if not fit for public forum.

Also, I know I'm tenured here but what does BW stand for? First time I ran across it in the forum I just assumed it was high end Burke Williams but more I see posts I realize definitely not the case. I did RTFF but couldn't pin this down.

BW = BAMBOO WOOD. Bamboo Wood Foot Massage in Westminster.

[Rocco D]

I've been trying to find some hidden non AMP gems via the above sites. I've cracked a few but way more misses than hits. Does anyone have any experience with these? I prefer outcall but incall is doable. PM me and perhaps we can swap stories if not fit for public forum.

Also, I know I'm tenured here but what does BW stand for? First time I ran across it in the forum I just assumed it was high end Burke Williams but more I see posts I realize definitely not the case. I did RTFF but couldn't pin this down.

[Rocco D]

Wanted to try a new place and landed at First / Harbor with 7-11 in same lot. Place is pretty busy, 2 women working it seems and they are rushed during massage as well. 30 min for $40, massage is actually good with both, same 2 almost everyday from what they told me, don't recall their names. Everything is on the table but they prefer beej and just trying ro move you on quick af, kinda annoying but place could do in a pinch or if you need a good massage.

[Rocco D]

When did Cap'and Jack invest in a MP?

These girls can sure give a good massage.

And good he.

$40 plus $80.

Good ass and hotties.

Around late 20's.

Suzie was hot as f. Playful, teasing.

https://nightfunpages.com/santa-ana-...-442-291-9731/

Remember cheap dicks will not be tolerated LOL.

Quality girls deserve good tips.

[NailBoiz1]

Was curious about how many were saying she provides a great massage so I contacted her to see what it was all about.

Looks slightly above average, rounded cheeks and typical Asian features. I would place her early to mid 30's, 5'4", very nice natural C's with large nipples, OK ass, shaven pussy. Skin tone is between fair and tanned. One large tattoo on her upper back. She's slender but with soft curves all around, slightly plump in some areas that gives a good fullness and resilience when grabbed.

Krystal comes off a bit rough around the edges and matter of fact. Considering she's been in the business for the better part of a decade, I expect some jadedness. But after some back and forth icebreakers and banter, she can be a decent conversationalist. YMMV here of course. I get a feeling that your worldview and life experiences is going to determine how things flow.

As for the massage, she gives a damn good massage. She certainly lives up to her CMT license, years of experience, and what others have said. The back-cracking aside, I found her massage to be very technical and effective at loosening knots that I didn't even know were there. She relies heavily on finger strength to pin point and coax tension away from major and minor muscle groups. In particular, she likes to use elongated rubbing motions to wring out knots and relax the areas targeted. I was a bit caught off guard when she stared walking on my back but she has incorporated a lot of techniques from various schools of massage to develop one that is uniquely hers. On the flip, the teasing was great with a lot of rubbing and caressing around the mons pubis to accentuate a slow buildup of arousal. I found it a bit comical that she shields herself with a palm hoovering above my dick to avoid any stray streams.

Overall, Krystal is in a class of her own when it comes to massages. HE almost seems like an afterthought. However, keep in mind, she charges as much as what you will find in high end massage shops around Beverly Hills and the like sans ambiance and pampered service. The HE seems to be the counterbalance to the last point. But if you need to de-stress and looking for a good massage with HE, Krystal is your go to person. But her price is definitely a big deterrent. Personally, IMO, she just barely qualifies to charge that much. Rumor has it that she's going to start her own place and maybe the new place will be nice enough to be considered a value-added feature.

270 flat fee.

Wow! $270 for a good massage with HE. Not sure if I would see her. I say for me to see her the price should be $200. Anyways kudos to her if she can get $270 from you bottomless pockets. LOL.

[BigBoDonk]

Which one was the cheapest AMP with Asian chicks you went to? Mine was Rose Garden 30 door 30 jackhammer.